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BENJONSON, 

IN NINE VOLUMES. 

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AND A BIOGRAPHICAL MEMOIR/ 

BY W. GIFFORD, ESQ. 



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The wonder of a learned age ; the line 

Which none can pass ; the most proportion'd wit, 

To nature, the best judge of what was fit; 

The deepest, plainest, highest, clearest pen ; 

The voice most echo'd by consenting men ; 

THE SOUL WHICH ANSWER'D BEST TO ALL WELL SAID 

BY OTHERS, AND WHICH MOST REQUITAL MADE. 

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TO HIMSELF AND TO HIS HONOURS; 

In the presentation at Court on Twelfth-night, 

1623. 



Qui se mirantur, in illos 

Virus habt : nos hcec novimus esse nihil. 



VOL, VIII. B 



TIME VINDICATED, &c.] This Entertainment, which forms a 
kind of retort courteous to the scurrilous satires now dis- 
persed with mischievous activity, appears only in the second 
folio. The light parts of it are composed with great gaiety 
and humour ; and the singing and dancing must have been 
given with great effect among the rich and beautiful concomi- 
tants of scenery, &c. that surrounded them. 

In the Dulwich College MS. this is called the Prince's Masque; 
its unusual splendor seems to' have induced the Master of the 
Revels (Sir John Astley) to enter into a more particular men- 
tion of it than is common with these costive gentlemen. 

" Upon New-year's day at night, the Alchemist was acted by 
the King's players. 

Upon Sonday, being the 19th of January, (1623) the Princes 
Masque appointed forTwelfedaye, was performed. Thespeeches 
and songs composed by Mr. Ben Johnson, and the scene made by 
Mr. Inigo Jones, which was three times changed during the 
tyme of the Masque, wherein the first that was discovered was 
a prospective of Whitehall, with the Banqueting House ; the 
second was the Masquers in a cloud ; and the third a forest. 
The French embassador was present, 

" Antemasques were of tumblers and jugglers. The Prince 
did lead the measures with the French embassadors wife. 

" The measures, braules, corrantos, and galliards being ended, 
the Masquers with the ladies did daunce two contrey daunces, 
where the French embassadors wife and Mademoysal St. Luke 
did daunce." Malone's Hist, of the Eng. Stage. 



TIME VINDICATED. 



The Court being seated, a Trumpet sounded, and 
FAME entered, followed by the CURIOUS, the 
EYED, the EARED, and the NOSED.* 

Fame. Give ear, the worthy, hear what Fame 
proclaims. 

Ears. What, what ? is't worth our ears ? 

Eyes. Or eyes ? 

Nose. Or noses ? 
For we are curious, Fame; indeed, THE CURIOUS. 

Eyes. We come to spy. 

Ears. And hearken. 

Nose. And smell out. 

Fame. More than you understand, my hot in- 
quisitors. 

Nose. We cannot tell. 

Eyes. It may be. 

Ears. However, go you on, let us alone. 

Eyes. We may spy out that, which you never 
meant. 

Nose. And nose the thing you scent not. First, 
whence come you ? 

Fame. I came from Saturn. 

Ears. Saturn ! what is he ? 

Nose. Some Protestant, I warrant you, a time- 
server, 
As Fame herself is. 

1 The Eyed, &c.] It appears, from the sequel, that the masks 
of the performers were furnished with numerous eyes, ears } and 
noses, respectirely. 

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4 TIME VINDICATED. 

Fame. You are near the right. 
Indeed, he's Time itself, and his name CHRONOS. 

Nose. How ! Saturn ! Chronos ! and the Time 

itself! 
You are found : enough. A notable old pagan! 

Ears. One of their gods, and eats up his own 
children. 

Nose. A fencer, and does travel with a scythe, 
'Stead of a long sword, 

Eyes. Hath been oft cail'd from it, 
To be their lord of Misrule. 1 

Ears. As Cincinnatus 
Was from the plough, to be dictator. 

Eyes. Yes. 
We need no interpreter : on, what of Time? 

Fame. The Time hath sent me with my trump 

to summon 

All sorts of persons worthy, to the view 
Of some great spectacle he means to-night 
To exhibit, and with all solemnity. 

Nose. O, we shall have his Saturnalia. 

Eyes. His days of feast and liberty again. 

Ears. Where men might do, and talk all that 
they list. 

Eyes. Slaves of their lords. 

Nose. The servants of their masters. 

Ears. And subjects of their sovereign. 

Fame. Not so lavish. 

* To be their lord of Misrule.] "In the feast of Christmass, 
there was in the king's house, wheresoever he was lodged, a lord 
of 'misrule, or master of merry disports ; and the like had ye in 
the house of every noble man of honour, or good worship, were 
he spiritual or temporal." Stow. In the following verses the 
poet alludes to that liberty which reigned amongst the Romans 
during the Saturnalia, or feasts of Saturn. These were ap- 
pointed to remind them of the general equality between all men 
in the first age. WHAL. 



TIME VINDICATED. 5 

Ears. It was a brave time that! 
Eyes. This will be better : 
I spy it coming, peace ! All the impostures, 
The prodigies, diseases, and distempers, 
The knaveries of the time, we shall see all now. 
Ears. And hear the passages, and several 

humours 

Of men, as they are sway'd by their affections : 
Some grumbling, and some mutining, some 

scoffing, 
Some pleased, some pining ; at all these we 

laughing. 
Nose. I have it here, here, strong, the sweat 

of it, 

And the confusion, which I love I nose it; 
It tickles me. 

Eyes. My four eyes itch for it. 

Ears. And my ears tingle ; would it would 

come forth : 

This room will not receive it. 
Nose. That's the fear. 

Enter CHRONOMASTIX. 

Chro. What, what, my friends, will not this 

room receive ? 
Eyes. That which the Time is presently to 

shew us. 
Chro. The Time ! Lo, I, the man that hate the 

time, 

That is, that love it not ; and (though in rhyme 
I here do speak it) with this whip you see, 
Do lash the time, and am myself lash free. 
Fame Who's this ? 

Ears. 'Tis Chronomastix, the brave satyr. 
Nose- The gentleman-like satyr, cares for 
nobody, 



6 TIME VINDICATED. 

His forehead tipt with bays, doyou not know him? 

Eyes. Yes, Fame must know him, all the town 
admires him. 

Chro. If you would see Time quake and shake, 

but name us, 
It is for that, we are both beloved and famous. 

Eyes. We know, sir : but the Time's now come 
about. 

Ears. And promiseth all liberty. 

Nose. Nay, license. 

Eyes. We shall do what we list. 

Ears. Talk what we list. 

Nose. And censure whom we list, and how we 
list. 

Chro. Then I will look on Time, and love the 

same, 
And drop my whip : who's this ? my mistress, 

Fame ! 

The lady whom I honour, and adore ! 
What luck had I not to see her before ! 
Pardon me, madam, more than most accurst, 
That did not spy your ladyship at first ; 
T' have given the stoop, and to salute the skirts 
Of her, to whom all ladies else are flirts. 
It is for you, I revel so in rhyme, 
Dear mistress, not for hope I have, the Time 
Will grow the better by it : to serve Fame 
Is all my end, and get myself a name. 

Fame. Away, I know thee not, wretched im- 
postor, 

Creature of glory, mountebank of wit, 
Self-loving braggart, Fame doth sound no trumpet 
To such vain empty fools : 'tis Infamy 
Thou serv'st, and folio w'st, scorn of all the Muses ! 
Go revel with thine ignorant admirers, 
Let worthy names alone. 

Chro. O, you, the Curious, 



TIME VINDICATED. 7 

Breathe you to see a passage so injurious, 
Done with despight, and carried with such tumour 
'Gainst me, that am so much the friend of rumour? 
I \yould say, Fame ? whose muse hath rid in rapture 
On a soft ambling verse, to every capture, 
From the strong guard, to the weak child that 

reads me, 

And wonder both of him that loves or dreads me ; 
Who with the lash of my immortal pen 
Have scourg'd all sorts of vices, and of men. 
Am I rewarded thus? have I, I say, 
From Envy's self torn praise and bays away, 
With which my glorious front, and word at large, 
Triumphs in print at my admirers' charge ? 
Ears. Rare ! how he talks in verse, just as he 
writes ! 3 

3 Rare! how he talks in verse, just as he writes.'] From the par- 
ticular description given us of Ghronomastix, it appears that the 
character was personal ; and there is reason for thinking that 
the author intended was John Marston : who, besides his dra- 
matic writings, was the author of three books of satires, called 
The Scourge of Villainy. WHAL. 

Whalley writes very carelessly. Had he ever looked into 
Marston, he could not have formed so strange a conjecture. 
The Scourge of Villainy was written nearly thirty years before 
this Masque appeared, to which, in fact, it has not the slightest 
reference. Chronomastix is undoubtedly a generic name for the 
herd of libellists, which infested those times ; but the lines 
noticed by Whalley bear a particular reference to George 
Wither the puritan, the author of Abuses stript and whipt, and 
other satirical poems on the Times : the style and manner of 
which Jonson has imitated with equal spirit and humour. The 
allusion to his 

u picture in the front 

With bays and wicked rhyme upon't," 

and which was in great request with " the godly," was probably 
not a little grateful to the courtiers. 

In some editions of Abuses stript and wftipt, there is a print 
of a Satyr with a scourge, such as Chronomastix enters with ; but 
Wither had displayed his u glorious front and word at large" 
(nee habeo, nee careo, nee euro} in the title-page of another poem 



8 TIME VINDICATED. 

Chro. When have I walk'd the streets, but 

happy he 

That had the finger first to point at me, 
Prentice, or journeyman ! The shop doth know it, 
The uuletter'd clerk, major and minor poet! 
The sempster hath sat still as I pass'd by, 
And dropt her needle ! fish-wives stay'd their cry ! 
The boy with buttons, and the basket-wench, 
To vent their wares into my works do trench ! 
A pudding-wife that would despise the times, 
Hath utter'd frequent penn'orths, through my 

rhymes, 

And, with them, dived into the chambermaid, 
And she unto her lady hath convey'd 
The season'd morsels, who hath sent me pensions, 
To cherish, and to heighten my inventions. 
Well, Fame shall know it yet, I have my faction, 
And friends about me, though it please detraction, 
To do me this affront. Come forth that love me, 
And now, or never, spight of Fame, approve me. 

not long before the appearance of this Masque, in which he 
refers, with sufficient confidence, to his former works : 

a Had I been now dispos'd to satyrize, 

Would I have tamed my numbers in this wise? 
No. I have Furies that lye ty'd in chaines, 
Bold, English-mastive-like, adventrous straines. 
Who fcarlesse dare on any monster flye 
That weares a body of mortality : 
And I had let them loose, if I had list, 
To play agaiiie, the sharp -fang'd Satyrist." 

This man, whom nature meant for better things, and who did not 
always write doggrel verses, once thought more modestly of 
himself; but popularity gave him assurance. In the introduction 
to his Atuses Whipt, he tells his readers " not to looke for 
Spencer's or Daniel's well-composed numbers, or the deep con- 
ceits of the now flourishing Jonson ; but to say 'tis honest plain 
matter, and there's as much as he expects." 



TIME VINDICATED, 



Enter the Mutest/or the ANTIMASQUE. 

Fame. How no\v ! what's here ! Is hell broke 
loose ? 

Eyes. You'll see 

That he has favourers, Fame, and great ones too ; 
That unctuous Bounty, is the boss of Billinsgate. 4 

Ears. Who feasts his muse with claret, wine 
and oysters 

Nose. Grows big with satyr. 

Ears. Goes as long as an elephant. 

Eyes. She labours, and lies in of his inventions. 

Nose. Has a male poem in her belly now, 
Big as a colt 

Ears. That kicks at Time already. 

Eyes. And is no sooner foal'd, but will neigh 
sulphur. 

Fame. The next. 

Ears. A quondam justice, that of late 
Hath been discarded outo' the pack of the peace, 
For some lewd levity he holds in capite ; 
But constantly loves him. In days of yore, 
He us'd to give the charge out of his poems ; 
He carries him about him in his pocket, 
As Philip's son did Homer, in a casket, 
And cries, O happy man ! to the wrong party, 
Meaning the poet, where he meant the subject. 

Fame. What are this pair? 

Eyes. The ragged rascals ? 

Fame. Yes. 

Eyes. Mere rogues : you'd think them rogues, 
but they are friends ; 

* That unctuous Bounty is the boss of Billinsgate.] Boss is an 
head or reservoir of water. It frequently occurs in Stow, who 
also mentions that of the text. " The Bosses of water at Belins- 
gate, by Powles Wharfe, and by St. Giles without Cripplegate, 
wero made about the year 1423." Survey of London. This word 
has escaped Mr. Todd. 



10 TIME VINDICATED. 

One is his printer in disguise, and keeps 
His press in a hollow tree, 5 where to conceal him, 
He works by glow- worm light, the moon's too open. 
The other zealous rag is the compositor, 
Who in an angle, where the ants inhabit, 
(The emblems of his labours), will sit curl'd 
Whole days and nights, and work his eyes out 
for him. 

Nose. Strange arguments of love ! there is a 

schoolmaster 

Is turning all his works too, into Latin, 
To pure satyric Latin; makes his boys 
To learn him ; calls him the Times' Juvenal ; 
Hangs all his school with his sharp sentences ; 
And o'er the execution place hath painted 
Time whipt, for terror to the infantry. 

Eyes. This man of war i' the rear, he is both 

trumpet 
And champion to his muse. 

Ears. For the whole city. 

Nose. Has him by rote, recites him at the tables, 
Where he doth govern ; swears him into name, 
Upon his word, and sword, for the sole youth 
Dares make profession of poetic truth, 
Now militant amongst us : to th' incredulous, 
That dagger is an article he uses, 
To rivet his respect into their pates, 
And make them faithful. Fame, you'll find you 
have wrong'd him. 

Fame. What a confederacy of folly's here? 

5 His press in a hollow tree, &c.] There is very little exagge- 
ration in this lively satire; it is sufficient to read the state- 
papers of the day, to be able to appropriate it with sufficient 
accuracy. Nothing gate the great officers of the law such 
trouble, as ferreting out the obscure holes in which the libels 
which overflowed the country were produced. Almost every 
scurrilous writer had a portable press, which was moved from 
one hiding place to another with a secrecy and dispatch truly 
wonderful. 



TIME VINDICATED. n 

They all dance but FAME, and make the first ANTI- 
MASQUE, in which they adore, and carry forth 
CHRONOMASTIX. 

After which, the Cuuious come up again to FAME. 

Eyes. Now, Fame, how like you this ? 

Ears. This falls upon you 
For your neglect. 

Nose. He scorns you, and defies you, 
He has got a Fame on's own, as well as a faction. 

Eyes. And these will deify him, to despite you. 

Fame. I envy not the 'A7ro0/w<r?. 
'Twill prove but deifying of a pompion.' 

Nose. Well, what is that the Time will now 
exhibit? 

Eyes. What gambols, what devices, what new 
sports ? 

Ears. You promised us, we should have any 
thing. 

Nose. That Time would give us all we could 
imagine. 

Fame. You might imagine so, I never promised it. 

Eyes. Pox! then 'tis nothing. I had now a fancy 
We might have talk'd o' the king. 

Ears. Or state. 

Nose. Or all the world. 

Eyes. Censured the council ere they censure us. 

Ears. We do it in Paul's. 

Nose. Yes, and in all the taverns. 

Fame. A comely license ! They that censure 

those 

They ought to reverence, meet they that old curse, 
To beg their bread, and feel eternal winter ! 
There's difference 'twixt liberty and license. 

6 'Twill prove but deifying of a pompion.~\ Alluding to the bur. 
lesque deification of Claudius, by Seneca. 



12 TIME VINDICATED. 

Nose. Why if it be not that, let it be this then' 
(For since you grant us freedom, we will hold it) 
Let's have the giddy world turn'd the heels up- 
ward, 

And sing a rare black Sanctus, 7 on his head, 
Of all things out of order. 

Eyes. No, the man 

In the moon dance a coranto, his bush 
At's back a-fire ; and his dog piping Lachrymal. 

Ears. Or let's have all the people in an uproar, 
None knowing why, or to what end ; ami n> 
The midst of all, start up an old mad woman 
Preaching of patience. 

Nose. No, no, I'd have this. 

Eyes. What? 

Fame. Any thing. 

Nose. That could be monstrous 
Enough, I mean. A Babel of wild humours. 

Ears. And all disputing of all things they know 
not. 

Eyes. And talking of allmen theyneverheardof. 

7 And sing a rare black Sanctus.] The black Sanctus was a 
profane parody of some hymn in the Mass book; and the 
tune to which it was set was probably loud and discordant, to 
assist the ridicule. As a satire on the monks, whom it lashes 
with some kind of coarse humour, it appears to have been very 
popular. It may be referred to the times of Hen. VIII. when 
to criminate the ancient possessors of the monasteries, was to 
render a most acceptable service to that hateful tyrant, and his 
rapacious court. Sir J. Harrington, who printed it entire, calls 
it " the Monks Hymn to Saunte Satan." It occurs in Beaumont 
and Fletcher : 

" Let's si tig him a black Sanctus^ then let's all howl 

In our own bea&tly voices." Mad Lover. 

And is also introduced by Phil. Holland in his translation of 
Lify : Nata in vanos tumultus gens^ truci cantu, c/amoribusque 
variis, horrendo cuncta impleverunt sono. Lib. v. c. 37. " With 
an h.deous and dissonant kind of singing like a black Sanctus, 
they filled all about with a fearful and horrible noise." 



TIME VINDICATED. 13 

Ears. And all together by the ears o' the sudden. 
Eyes. An<l when the matter is at hottest, then 
All fall asleep. 

Fame. Agree among yourselves, 
And what it is you'd have, I'll answer you. 
Eyes. O, that we shall never do. 
Ears. No, never agree. 

Nose. Not upon what ? Something that is un- 
lawful. 

Ears. Ay, or unreasonable. 
Eyes. Or, impossible. 

Nose. Let it be uncivil enough, you hit us right. 
Ears. And a great noise. 
Eyes. To little or no purpose. 
Nose. And if there be some mischief, 'twill 

become it. 
Eyes. But see there be no cause, as you will 

answer it. 

Fame. These are mere monsters. 
Nose. Ay, all the better. 
Fame. You do abuse the time. These are fit 

freedoms 

For lawless prentices,on a Shrove-tuesday, 
When they compel the Time to serve their riot; 
For drunken wakes, and strutting bear-baitings, 
That savour only of their own abuses. 

Eyes. Why, if not those, then something to 

make sport. 

Ears. We only hunt for novelty, not truth. 
Fame. I'll fit you, though the Time faintly 
permit it. 

The second ANTIMASQUE of TUMBLERS, and JUG- 
LERS, brought in by the CAT AND FIDDLE, who 
make sport with the CURIOUS, and drive them away. 

Fame. Why now they are kindly used like such 
spectators, 



14 TIME VINDICATED. 

That know not what they would have. Commonly 
The Curious are ill natured, and, like flies, 
Seek Time's corrupted parts to blow upon : 
But may the sound ones live with fame, and ho- 
nour, 

Free from the molestation of these insects, 
Who being fled, Fame now pursues her errand. 

Loud Music. 

To which the whole Scene, opens; where SATU RN sitting 
with VENUS is discovered above, and certain VO- 
TARIES coming forth below, which are the CHORUS. 

Fame. For you, great king, to whom the Time 

doth owe 

All his respects and reverence, behold 
How Saturn, urged at request of Love, 
Prepares the object to the place to-night. 
Within yond' darkness, Venus hath found out 
That Hecate, as she is queen of shades, 
Keeps certain glories of the time obscured, 
There for herself alone to gaze upon, 
As she did once the fair Endymion. 
These, Time hath promised at Love's suit to free, 
As being fitter to adorn the Age, 
By you restored on earth, most like his own ; 
And fill this world of beauty here, your court : 
To which his bounty, see, how men prepare 
To fit their votes below, and thronging come 
With longing passion to enjoy the effect ! 
Hark ! it is Love begins to Time. Expect. 

[Music. 
Ven. Beside, that it is done for Love, 

It is a work, great Time, will prove 
Thy honour, as men's hopes above. 



TIME VINDICATED. 15 

Sat. If Love be pleased, so am I, 

For Time could never yet deny 

What Love did ask, if Love knew why. 

Vot. She knew, and hath exprest it now : 
And so doth every public vow 
That heard her why, and wails thy how. 

Sat. T*u shall not long expect ; with east 

The things come forth, are born to please : 
Look, have you seen such lights as these? 

The MASQUERS are discovered, and that which 
obscured them vanisheth. 

1 Vot. These, these must sure some wonders be ! 

Cho. 0, iv hat a glory 'tis to see 

Mens wishes, Time, and Love agree. 

[A pause. 

SATURN and VENUS pass away, and the MASQUERS 
descend. 

Cho. What grief, or envy had it been, 

That these, and such had not been seen, 

But still obscured in shade ! 
Who are the glories of the Time, 
Of youth, and feature too, the prime, 

And for the light were made. 

1 Vot. Their very number, how it takes .' 

2 Vot. What harmony their presence makes / 
1 Vot. How they inflame the place / 

Cho. Now they are nearer seen, and viewed, 
For whom could love have better sued. 
Or Time have done the grace ? 



16 TIME VINDICATED. 



Here to a loud Music, they march into their figure, 
and dance their ENTRY, or first DANCE. 

After which. 

Ven. The night could not these glories miss, 
Good Time,, I hope, is taen with this. 
Sat. If Time were not, I'm sure Love is. 
llelween us it shall be no strife : 
For now "'tis Love gives Time his life. 
Vot. Let Time then so with Love conspire. 

As straight be sent into the court, 
A little Cupid, armd withjire, 
Attended by a jocund Sport , 
To breed delight, and a desire 

Of being delighted, in the nobler sort. 
Sat. The wish is crown d, as soon as made. 
Vot. And Cupid conquers, ere he doth invade. 
His victories of lightest trouble prove ; 
For there is never labour where is Love. 

Then follows the MAIN DANCE; 

Which done, CUPID with the SPORT, comes for- 
ward. 

Cup. [to the Masquers.] 

7 'ake breath a while, young bloods, to bring 
Your forces up, whilst we go sing 
Fresh charges to the beauties here. 

Sport. Or, if they charge you, do not fear, 

Though they be belter aimd than you; 
It is but standing the first view, 
And then they yield. 

Cup. Or quit the field. 

Sport. Nay, that they II never do. 



TIME VINDICATED. -1,7 

They'll rather fall upon the place , 
Than suffer such disgrace. 
You are but men at best, they say. 
And they from those ne'er ran away. 

[Pause. 

Cup. [to the King.] 

Ton, sir, that are the lord oj Time, 
Receive it not as any crime 
'Gainst majesty, that Love and Sport 
To night have enter d in your court. 

Sport. tSir, doubt him more of some surprize 
V\)on yourself; He hath his eyes. 
You are the noblest object here, 
And 'tis for you alone I fear : 
For here are ladies, that would give 
A brave reward, to make Love live 
Well all his life, for such a draught ; 
And therefore, look to every shaft : 
The wag's a deacon in his craft. 

[Pause. 

Cup. [to the Lords ] 

My lords, the honours of the crown, 
Put off your sourness, do not ft own, 
Bid cares depart, and business hence : 
A little, for the Time, dispense. 

Sport. Trust nothing that the boy lets fall, 

My lords, he hath plots upon you all. 
A pensioner unto your wives, 
To keep you in uxorious gyves, 
And so your sense to fascinate, 
To make you quit all thought of state, 
His amorous questions to debate. 
But hear his logic, he will prove 
There is no business, but to be in love. 

Cup. The words of Sport, my lords, and coarse. 
Tour ladies yet, will not think worse 

[Pause. 

VOL. VIII. C 



18 TIME VINDICATED. 

Of Love for this : they shall command 
MY bow,, my quiver, and my hand. 
Sport. Whttf, hete to stand 

And kill the flies ? 
Alas, thy service they despise. 
One beauty here, hath in her eyes 
More shafts than from thy bow eerflew, 
Or that poor quiver knew. 

These dames, 

They need not Love's, they've Nature's flames. 
Cup. I see the Beauty that you so report. 
Sport. Cupid, you must not point in court, 
Where live so many of a sort. 
Of Harmony these learn d their speech, 
The Graces did them fooling teach. 
And, at the old Idalian brawls, 
They danced your mother down. She calls. 
Cup. Arm, arm them all. 

Sport. "Young bloods come on, 

And charge; let every man take one. 
Cup. And try his fate. 

jSport. These are fair wars ; 

And mil be carried without scars. 
Cup. A joining, but of feet, and hands y 

Is all the Time, and Love commands. 
Sport. Or if you do their gloves off~strip t 
Or taste the nectar of the lip ; 
See, so you temper your desires^ 
For kisses, that ye suck not fires. 

The REVELS follow ; which ended, the Chorus 
appear again, and DIANA descends to HIPPO- 
LITUS, the whole scene being changed into a 
wood, out of which he comes. 

Cho. The courtly strije is done, it should appear, 
JBetween the j ouths, and beauties of the year : 



TIME VINDICATED. 19 

We hope that now these lights n ill know their 

sphere, 

And strive hereafter to shine ever here : 
like brightest planets, still to move 
In the eye oj Time, and orbs of Love. 

Dia. Hippolitus, Hippolitus ! 
Hip. Diana ? 
Dia. She. 

Be ready you, or Cephalus, 
To wait on me. 
Hip. We ever be. 
Dia. Your goddess hath been wrong'd to-night, 

By Love's report unto the Time. 
Hip. The injury, itself will right, 

Which only Fame hath made a crime, 

For Time is wise, 

And hath his ears as perfect as his eyes. 
Sat. Who's that descends ? Diana ? 
Vot. Yes. 

Ven. Belike her troop she hath begun to miss. 
Sat. Let's meet, and question what her errand is. 
Hip. She will prevent thee, Saturn, not t' excuse 

Herself unto thee, rather to complain 
That thou and Venus both should so abuse 

The name of Dian, as to entertain 
A thought, that she had purpose to defraud 
The Time, of any glories that were his : 
To do Time honour rather, and applaud 

His worth, hath been her study. 
Dia. And it is. 

I call'd these youths forth in their blood, 

and prime, 

Out of the honour that I bore their parts, 
To make them fitter so to serve the Time 
By labour, riding, and those ancient arts, 
That first enabled men unto the wars, 
And furnish'd heaven with so many stars t 

Ca 



20 TIME VINDICATED. 

Hip. As Perseus, Castor, Pollux, and the rest, 

Who were of hunters first, of men the best ; 

Whose shades do yet remain within yond* 
groves, 

Themselves there sporting with their nobler 

loves. 

Dia. And so may these do, if the Time give leave. 
Sat. Chaste Dian's purpose we do now conceive, 

And yield thereto. 
Ven. And so doth Love. 
Vot. All votes do in one circle move. 

Grand Cho. Turn hunters then, 

Again. 

Hunting, it is the noblest exercise, 
Makes men laborious, active, wise, 
Brings health, and doth the spirits delight, 

It helps the hearing, and the sight : 
It teacheth arts tfiat never slip 

The memory, good horsemanship, 
Search, sharpness, courage, and defence, 

And chaseth all ill habits thence. 

Turn hunters then, 
Again, 

But not of men. 
Follow his ample, 
And just example, 

That hales all chase of malice, and of blood : 
And studies only ways of goo d^ 
To keep soft peace in breath. 
Man should not hunt mankind to death, 
But strike the enemies of man ; 

Kill vices if you can : 
They are your wildest beasts, 
And when they thickest fall, you make the gods 
true feasts. 

Thus it ended. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH 



FOR THE 



RETURN OF ALBION. 

Celebrated in a Masque at the Court on the 

Twelfth-night, 1624. 
t 

Omnis et ad reducem jam lit at ara Deum. 

MART. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH, &c.] Charles (i. e. Albion) returned 
from his ill-fated expedition to Spain, on the fifth of October, in 
the preceding year (1623.) Before this Masque appeared, the 
Spanish match was completely broken off, and James, who had 
long set his heart upon it, and for several years honestly and 
sedulously laboured to effect it, wearied out at length by the 
interminable iuggling of the court of Spain, was, by this time, 
recenciled to the disappointment. Neptune's Triumph appears to 
bare been celebrated with uncommon magnificence. All hearts 
and hands were in it ; and the Spanish influence then received 
a check, from which it has not recovered to this day. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH, be. 



His Majesty being set, and the loud music ceasing. 
All that is discovered of a scene, are two erected 
pillars, dedicated to Neptune, with this inscription 
upon the one, 

N E P. RED. 

On the other, 
SEC. J O V. 



The POET entering on the sf age, to disperse the argu- 
ment, is called to by the MASTER-COOK. 

Cook. Do you hear, you creature of diligence 
and business ? what is the affair, that you pluck 
for so, under your cloke ? 

Poet. Nothing, but what I colour for, I assure 
you ; and may encounter with, I hope, if luck 
favour me, the gamesters' goddess. 

Cook. You are a votary of hers, it seems, by 
your language. What went you upon, may a man 
ask you ? 

Poet. Certainties, indeed, sir, and very good 
ones ; the representation of a masque ; you'll 
see't anon. 

Cook. Sir, this is my room, and region too, the 
Banquetting-house. And in matter of feast, the 



24 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

solemnity, nothing is to be presented here, but 
with my acquaintance and allowance to it. 

Poet. You are not his majesty's confectioner, 
are you ? 

Cook. No, but one that has a good title to the 
room, his Master-cook. What are you, sir? 

Poet. The most unprofitable of his servants, I, 
sir, the Poet. A kind of a Christmas ingine: one 
that is used at least once a year, for a trifling in- 
strument of wit, or so. 

Cook. Were you ever a cook ? 

Poet. A cook ! no, surely. 

Cook. Then you can be no good poet : for a 
good poet differs nothing at all from a master- 
cook. Either's art is the wisdom of the mind. 

Poet. As how, sir? 

Cook. Expect. I am by my place, to know how- 
to please the palates of the guests ; so you are to 
know the palates of the times; study the several 
tastes, what every nation, the Spaniard, the 
Dutch, the French, the Walloun, the Neapolitan, 
the Britain, the Sicilian, can expect from you. 

Poet. That were a heavy and hard task, to 
satisfy Expectation, who is so severe an exactress 
of duties; ever a tyrannous mistress, and most 
times a pressing enemy. 

Cook. She is a powerful great lady, sir, at all 
times, and must be satisfied : so must her sister, 
madam Curiosity, who hath as dainty a palate as 
she ; and these will expect. 

Poet. But what if they expect more than they 
understand ? 

Cook. That's all one, master Poet, you are 
bound to satisfy them. For there is a palate of 
the understanding, as well as of the senses. The 
taste is taken with good relishes, the sight with 
fair objects, the hearing with delicate sounds, 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 25 

the 1 smelling with pure scents, the feeling with 
soft and plump hodies, but the understanding 
with all these ; for all which you must begin at 
the kitchen. There the art of Poetry was learn'd, 
and found out, or nowhere ; and the same day 
with the art of Cookery. 

Poet. I should have given it rather to the cel- 
lar, if my suffrage had beeu ask'd. 

Cook. O, you are for the oracle of the bottle, 
I see; hogshead Trismegistus; he is your Pegasus. 
Thence flows the spring of your muses, from that 
hoof. 

Seduced Poet, I do say to thee 

A boiler, range, and dresser were the fountains 
Of all the knowledge in the universe, 
And that's the kitchen. What ! a master-cook ! 
Thou dost not know the man, nor canst thou 

know him, 
Till thou hast serv'd some years in that deep 

school, 

That's both the nurse and mother of the arts, 
Andheard'st him read, interpret, and demonstrate. 
A master-cook ! * why, he's the man of men, 
For a professor! he designs, he draws, 
He paints, he carves, he builds, he fortifies, 
Makes citadels of curious fowl and fish, 
Some he dry-ditches, some motes round with 

broths ; 

Mounts marrow-bones ; cuts fifty-angled custards ; 
Rears bulwark pies; and, for his outer works, 
He raiseth ramparts of immortal crust; 

1 A master-cook ! &c.] Cartwright has reduced this into prac. 
tice in his Ordinary, and furnished out a military diuner with 
great pleasantry, at the expense of Have-at-all, who is desirous 
to grow valiant, as lawyers do learned, by eating. This speech 
is also closely imitated by the master-cook in Fletcher's tragedy 
of Rollo Dnhe of Normandy. 



Q6 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

And teacheth all the tactics at one dinner: 3 

What ranks, what files, to put the dishes in, 

The whole art military ! then he knows 

The influence of the stars, upon his meats ; 

And all their seasons, tempers, qualities, 

And so to fit his relishes, and sauces ! 

He has Nature in a pot, 'bove all the chemists, 

Or bare-breech 'd brethren of the Rosy-cross ! 

He is an architect, an inginer, 

A soldier, a physician, a philosopher, 

A general mathematician ! 

Poet. It is granted. 

Cook. And that you may not doubt him for a 
Poet 

* And teacheth all the tactics at one dinner .] This seems to be 
taken from the poet Posidippus, who in Athenaeus compares a 
good cook to a good general : 



And Athenion in like manner (see Athenaeus,!. 14. c. 23.) attri- 
butes to the art of cookery, and kitchen-philosophy, what the 
poets assign to the legislators of society, and the first founders of 
states and commonwealths. WHAL. 

'1 he Greek poet is truly excellent ; and the apparent serious- 
ness with which his cook descants on the importance of his pro- 
fession adds greatly to its genuine humour. The concluding lines 
are very amusing. 

sis 01 



a TO 
Ta /xaAig-a ffyvTevov7a Trpoj TO ?ijv x 

We slay the victims, 
"We pour the free libations, and to us 
The gods themselves lend a propitious ear ; 
And, for our special merits, scatter blessings 
On all the human race, because from us 
And from our art, mankind was first induced 
To live the life of reason. 

There is no translating the sly felicity of ?>jv xaXojj, which looks, 
at the same time, to good morals, and good eating. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 27 

Poet. This fury shews, if there were nothing 

else ; 
And 'tis divine ! 

Cook Then, brother poet. 

Pott. Brother. 

Cook. I have a suit. 

Poet. What is it ? 

Cook. Your device. 

Poet. As you came in upon me, I was then 
Offering the argument, and this it is. 

Cook. Silence ! 

Poet, [reads.] The mighty Neptune, mighty in 

his styles, 

And large command of waters, and of isles ; 
Not as the " lord and sovereign of the seas," 
But " chief in the art of riding," late did please, 
To send his Albion forth, the most his own, 
Upon discovery, to themselves best known, 
Through Celtiberia ; and, to assist his course, 
Gave him his powerful Manager of Horse, 
With divine Proteus, 3 father of disguise, 
To wait upon them with his counsels wise, 
In all extremes. His great commands being done, 
And he desirous to review his son, 
He doth dispatch a floating isle, from hence, 
Unto the Hesperian shores, to waft him thence. 
Where, what the arts were, us'd to make him stay. 
And how the Syrens woo'd him by the way, 
What monsters he encountered on the coast, 
How near our general joy was to be lost* 

' With divine Proteus, &c.] This, I believe, was sir Francis 
Cottington. He had been secretary to sir Charles Cornwallis, 
and was, at this time, private secretary to the Prince; he was well 
versed in political affairs, and particularly in those of Spain, 
where he had resided many years in a public capacity. 

4 How near our general joy was to be lost.] This alludes to the 
storm which took place on the Spanish coast, and in which the 
prince, together with a number of the Spanish nobility who came 



28 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

Is not our subject now ; though all these make 

The present gladness greater, for their sake. 

But what the triumphs tire, the feast, the sport, 

And proud solemnities of Neptune's court, 

Now he is safe, and Fame's not heard in vain, 

But we behold our happy pledge again. 

That with him, loyal Hippius is returned,* 

Who for it, under so much envy, burn'd 

With his own brightness, till her starved snakes saw 

What Neptune did impose, to him was law. 

Cook. But why not this, till now? 

Poet. // was not time, 

To mix this music with the vulgar's chime. 

Stay, till the abortive, and evtemporal din 

Of balladry, were understood a sin, 

Minerva cried ; that, what tumultuous verse, 

Or prose could make, or steal, they might rehearse, 

And every songster hud sung out his Jit ; 

That all the country, and the city wit, 

Of bells and bonfires, and good cheer was spent, 

And Neptune's guard had drunk all that they meant , 

That all the tales and stories now were old 

Of the sea-monster Archy* or grown cold: 

to take leave of him, was nearly wrecked. The other dangers 
which Charles is said to have encountered are probably exag- 
gerated by the " poet." 

* That with him loyal Hippius is returned.'] By Hippius is meant 
the duke of Buckingham, master of the horse to James the 1st, 
who accompanied the prince into Spain, to which this speech 
alludes. WHAL. 

* Of the sea-munstcr Archy.~\ Archibald Armstrong, the court 
jester, who followed the prince into Spain. Charles seems to hare 
taken a strange fancy to this buffoon, who joined the surly 
savageness of the bear to the mischievous tricks of the monkey. 
Howell, who was at Madrid during the Prince's visit, says, in 
one of his letters, '* Our cousin Archy hath more privilege here, 
than any, for he often goes with his fool's coat where the Infanta 
is with her Meninos and ladies of honour, and keeps a blowing 
and blustering among them, and Hurts out what he lists." In, 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 29 

The Muses then might venture, undeterred. 

For they love, then, to sing, when they are heard. 

Cook. I like it well, 'tis handsome ; and I have 
Something would fit this. How do you present 

them ? 
In a fine island, say you r 

Poet Yes, a Delos : 

Such, as when fair Latona fell in travail, 
Great Neptune made emergent. 

Cook. I conceive you. 
I would have had your isle brought floating in, 

now, 
In a brave broth, 7 and of a sprightly green, 

conclusion, he gives a specimen of his ill-manners, which must 
hare been offensive in the highest degree. Book I. Ictt. 18. 
7 In a brave broth 

With an Arion mounted on the back 

Of a grown conger^ but in such a posture 

As all the world should take him for a dolphin.] This is ha. 
morously imitated by Fletcher : 

" For fish, I'll make a standing lake of white broth, 
And pikes come ploughing up the plumbs before them, 
Arion on a dolphin^ playing Lachrymae," &c. 

Roilo, A. II. S. 2. 

Mr. Weber has happily discovered the pronomen of this cele. 
fora tod musician. He was called, it seems, Bike Arion, without 
the Mr. " Bike," as he aptly observes, " which signifies a hive 
of bees , is not in the least applicable, fur which reason I must 
leave it to the reader." This is kind : but Mr. Weber is unjust 
to the merits of his own text. Does he not know that bees 
will swarm to a brass kettle? How much rather, then, to the 
harp of Arion ! Hence the name. The verse stands thus in his 
precious edition (vol. ii. p. 55 ) 

" Ride like Bike Arion on a trout to London." 
Former editors, whom Mr. Weber treats with all the contempt 
which his superior attainments justify him in assuming, 
had supposed that bike (which destroys the metre) was merely 
an accidental repetition of like, and therefore droptit: but as 
this was done without writing a page or two about it, Mr. 
Weber wonders at their presumption, and very judiciously re 
instates it in the text. 



30 

Just to the colour of the sea; and then, 

Some twenty Syrens, singing in the kettle, 

With an Arion mounted on the back 

Of a grown conger, but in such a posture, 

As all the world should take him for a dolphin : 

O, 'twould have made such music! Have you 

nothing 
But a bare island ? 

Poet. Yes, we have a tree too, 
Which we do call the tree of Harmony, 
And is the same with what we read the sun 
Brought forth in the Indian Musicana first, 
And thus it grows : The goodly bole being got* 
To certain cubits height, from every side 
The boughs decline, which taking root afresh, 
Spring up new boles, and these spring new, and 

newer, 

Till the whole tree become a porticus, 
Or arched arbor, able to receive 
A numerous troop, such as our Albion, 
And the companions of his journey are : 
And this they sit in. 

Cook. Your prime Masquers ? 

Poet. Yes. 

Cook. But where's your Antimasque now, all 

this while? 
I hearken after them. 

Poet. Faith, we have none. 

Cook. None ! 

* The goodly bole being got^ &c.] Milton treads rather closely 
upon the heels of Jonson here : 

" The fig tree that 

In Malabar or Decan spreads her arms 
Branching so broad and long, that in the ground 
The bended twigs take root, and daughters grow 
About the mother tree, a pillar'd shade 
High OYer-arch'd, and echoing walks between." 

Par. Lost. ix. 1100. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 31 

Poet. None, I assure you, neither do I think 

them 

A worthy part of presentation, 
Being 1 things so heterogene to all device, 
Mere by-works, and at best outlandish nothings. 

Cook. O, you are all the heaven awry, sir! 
For blood of poetry, running in your veins, 
Make not yourself so ignorautly simple. 
Because, sir, you shall see I am a poet, 
No less than cook, and that I find you want 
A special service here, an anti masque, 
I'll fit you with a dish out of the kitchen, 
Such, as I think, will take the present palates, 
A metaphorical dish ! and do but mark 
How a good wit may jump with you. Are you 

ready, child ? 
(Had there been masque, or no masque, I had 

made it.) 
Child of the boiling-house ! 

Enter Boy. 

Boy. Here, father. 

Cook. Bring forth the pot. It is an olla podrida. 
But I have persons to present the meats. 

Poet. Persons ! 

Cook. Such as do relish nothing but di sfato, 
But in another fashion, than you dream of, 
Know all things the wrong way, talk of the affairs, 
The clouds, the cortines, and the mysteries 
That are afoot, and from what hands they have 

them, 

The master of the elephant, or the camels : 
What correspondencies are held ; the posts 
That go, and come, and knowalmost their minutes, 
All but their business : therein, they are fishes ; 



32 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH; 

But have their garlic, as the proverb says, " 
They are our Quest of Enquiry after news. 

Poet. Together with their learned authors ? 

Boy. Yes, sir. 

And of the epicoene gender, hees, and shees : 
Amphibion Archy is the chief. 

Cook, Good boy ! 

The child is learned too: note but the kitchen ! 
Have you put him into the pot, for garlic ? 

Boy. One in his coat shall stink as strong as he, 

sir, 
And his friend Giblets with him. 

Cook* They are two, 
That give a part of the seasoning. 

Poet. I conceive 
The way of your gallimaufry. 

Cook. You will like it, 
When they come pouring out of the pot together. 

Boy. O, if the pot had been big enough ! 

Cook. What then, child ? 

Boy. I had put in the elephant, and one camel, 
At least, for beef. 

Cook. But, whom have you for partridge? 

Boy. A brace of dwarfs, and delicate plump 
birds. 

Cook. And whom for mutton, and kid? 

Boy. A fine laced mutton, 9 
Or two; and either has her frisking husband : 
That reads her the Corranto, every week. 
Grave master Ambler, news-master o' Paul's, 
Supplies your capon ; and grown captain Buz, 
His emissary, under-writes for turkey ; 
A gentleman of the Forest presents pheasant, 

9 AJine laced mutton.'} A cant term for a wanton. Some of 
the characters mentioned in this speech, the author subsequently 
introduced into the Staple of News. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 33 

And a plump poulterer's wife, in Grace's street, 
Plays hen with eggs in the belly, or a coney, 
Choose which you will. 

Cook. But where's the bacon, Tom ? 

Boy. Hogrel the butcher, and the sow his wife, 
Are both there. 

Cock. It is well ; go dish them out. 
Are they well boil'd ? 

Boy. Podrida ! 

Poet. What's that, rotten? 

Cook. O, that they must be. There's one main 

ingredient 
We have forgot, the artichoke. 

Boy. No, sir; 

I have a fruiterer, with a cold red nose 
Like a blue fig, performs it. 

Cook. The fruit looks so. 

Good child, go pour them out, shew their con- 
coction. 
They must be rotten boil'd; the broth's the best 

on't, 

And that's the dance : the stage here is the charger. 
And, brother poet, though the serious part 
Be yours, yet, envy not the cook his art. 

Poet. Not I : nam lusus ipse Triumphus amat. 

Here the ANTIMASQUE is danced by the persons 
described, coming out of the pot. 

Poet. Well, now, expect the scene itself; it 
opens ! 



The island of DELOS is discovered, the MASQUIRS 
sitting in their several sieges. The heavens opening, 
and APOLLO, with MERCURY, some of the Muses, 
and the goddess HARMONY, make the music : the 

TOL. VIII. D 



34 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

while the island moves forward, PROTEUS sitting 
below, and APOLLO sings. 

SONG. 

Apol. Look forth, the shepherd of the seas, 
And of the ports that keep'st the keys, 

And to your Neptune tell, 
His Albion, prince of all his isles, 
For whom the sea and land so smiles, 

Is home returned well. 

Grand Cho. And be it thought no common cause, 
That, to it, so much wonder draws, 

And all the heavens consent, 
With Harmony, to tune their notes t 
In answer to the public votes, 

That for it up were sent. 

It was no envious step-dame's rage, 
Or tyrant's malice of the age, 

That did employ him forth : 
But such a wisdom that would prove 
By sending him their hearts, and love, 

That else might fear his worth. 

By this time, the island hath joined itself with 
the shore: and PROTEUS, PORTUNUS, andSARON 
come forth ; and go up singing to the state, 
while the Masquers take time to land. 

SONG. 

Pro. Ay, now the pomp of Neptune's triumph shines ! 
And all the glories of his great designs 
Are read, rejected, in his sons return ! 

Por. How all the eyes, the looks, the hearts here burn 
At his arrival ! 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 35 

Sar. These are the true fires 

Are made of joys / 

Pro. Of longing / 

Por. Of desires ! 

Sar. Of hopes! 
Pro. Of fears ! 

Por. No intermitted blocks. 

Sar. But pure affections, and from odorous stocks ! 

Cho. 'Tis incense all, thatjlames, 

And these materials scarce have names ! 

^ro. My king looks higher, as he scorn 'd the wars 
Of winds, and with his trident touched the stars; 
There is no wrinkle in his brow, or frown, 
But as his cares he would in nectar drown. 
And all the silver-footed nymphs were drest 
To wait upon him, to the Ocean's feast. 

Por. Or, here in rows upon the banks were set, 
And had their several hairs made into net 
To catch t lie youths in, as they come on shore. 

Sar. How, Galatea sighing ! O } no morc t 
Banish your fears. 

Por. And t Doris, dry your tears. 

ALBION is come. 

Pro. And Haliclyon too,* 

That kept his side, as he was charged to do, 
With wonder. 

Sar. And the Syrens have him not. 

Por. Though they no practice, nor no arts forgot, 

Pro. That might have won him, or by charm, or song. 

Pro. Or laying forth their tresses all along 
Upon the glassy waves. 

Por. Then diving. 

And Haliclyon too.] The duke of Buckingham, lord high 
admiral. 

D 8 



36 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

Pro. Then, 

Up with their heads, as they were mad of men. 

Sar. And there the highest-going billows crown, 
Until some lusty sea-god pulled them down. 

Cho. See, he is here ! 

Pro. Great master (>f the main, 

Receive thy dear, and precious pawn again. 

Cho. Saron, Portunus, Proteus bring him thus, 
Safe, as thy subjects' wishes gave him us : 
And of' thy glorious triumph let it be 
No less a part, that thou their loves dost see, 
Than that his sacred head's returned to thee. 

This sung, the island goes back, whilst the Upper 
Chorus takes it from them, and the Masquers 
prepare for their figure. 

Cho. Spring all the Graces of the age, 

And all the Loves of time : 
Bring all the pleasures of the stage, 

And relishes of rhyme : 
Add all the softnesses of courts, 

The looks, the laughters, and the sports ; 
And mingle all their sweets and salts, 

That none may say, the Triumph halts. 

Here the MASQUERS dance their Entry. 

Which done, the Jirst prospective of a maritime 
palace, or the house of OCEAN us, is discovered, 
with loud music. 

And the other above is no more seen. 

Poet. Behold the palace of Oceanus ! 
Hail, reverend structure ! boast no more to us 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 37 

Thy being able all the gods to feast ; 

We've seen enough ; our Albion was thy guest, 

Then follows the Main Dance. 

After which, the second prospect of the sea is shown, 
to the former music. 

Poet. Now turn and view the wonders of the 

deep, 

Where Proteus'herds, andNeptune's orcsdo keep, 
Where all is plough 'd, yet still the pasture's green, 
The ways are found, and yet no paths are seen. 

There PROTEUS, PORTUNUS, SARON, go up to the 
Ladies with this SONG. 

Pro. Come, noble nymphs, and do not hide 
The joys for which you so provide. 

Sar. If not to mingle with the men, 

What do you here ? go home agen. 

Por. Your dressings do confess, 

By what we see so curious parts 
Of Pallas' and Arachne's arts, 
That you could mean no less. 

Pro. Why do you wear the silk-worm's toils, 
Or glory in the shell- fatt spoils, 
Or strive to shew the grains of ore, 
That you have gathered on the shore, 

Whereof to make a stock 
To graft the greener emerald on, 
Or any better-watered stone ? 

Sar. Or ruby of the. rock f 

Pro. Why do you smell of amber-grise, 

Of which was formed Neptune's niece, 
The queen of Love ; unless you can, 
Like sea-born Venus, love a man ? 



38 NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 

Sar. Try, put yourselves unto't. 

Cho. Your looks, your smiles, and thoughts that meet , 
Ambrosian hands, and silver feet, 
Do promise you will do*t. 

The REVELS follow. 

Which ended, the fleet is discovered, while the three 
cornets play. 

Poet. 'Tis time, your eyes should be refresh'd 

at length 

With something new, a part of Neptune's strength, 
See yond' his fleet, ready to go or come, 
Or fetch the riches of the ocean home, 
So to secure him, both in peace and wars, 
Till not one ship alone, but all be stars. 

[_A shout within. 

Re-enter the COOK, followed by a number of Sailors. 

Cook. I've another service for you, brother 
Poet ; a dish of pickled sailors, fine salt sea-boys, 
shall relish like anchovies, or caveare, to draw 
down a cup of nectar, in the skirts of a night. 

Sail. Come away, boys, the town is ours; hey 
for Neptune, and our young master! 

Poet. He knows the compass, and the card, 
While Castor sits on the main yard, 
And Pollux too, to help your hales ; 
And bright Leucothoe fills your sails : 
Arion sings, the dolphins swim, 
And all the way, to gaze on him. 

The ANTIMASQUE of Sailors. 

Then the last Song to the whole music. Jive lutes, 
three cornets, and ten voices. 



NEPTUNE'S TRIUMPH. 39 

SONG. 

Pro. Although we wish the triumph still might last 
For such a prince, and his discovery past ; 
Yet now, great loj^d of waters, and of isles, 
Give Proteus leave to turn unto his wiles. 

Por. And, whilst young Albion doth thy labours ease r 
Dispatch Portunus to thy ports. 

Sar. And Saron to thy seas : 

To meet old Nereus, with hisjifty girls, 
From aged Indus laden home with pearls, 
And Orient gums, to burn unto thy name. 

Grand Cho. And may thy subjects' hearts be all on 

Jlame, 

Whilst thou dost keep the earth injirm estate, 
And 'mongst the winds, dost suffer no debate, 
But both at sea, and land, our powers increase, 
With health and all the golden gifts of peace. 

The last Dance. 
With which the whole ended. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY: 

OR THE 

SHEPHERD'S HOLYDAY. 

AS IT WAS PRESENTED AT COURT BEFORE 
KING JAMES, 1625. 

The Inventors, INIGO JONES; BEN JONSON. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY, &c.] This Masque, which was probably 
presented on New Year's day, was the last that James witnessed, 
as he died on the twenty-seventh of March following It only 
appears in the fol. 1641, and was printed after Jonson's death. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 



The SCENE Arcadia. 

The Court being seated, enter three NYMPHS, 
strewing several sorts of flowers, jbllowed by an 
old SHEPHERD, with a censer and perfumes. 

1 Nym. Thus, thus begin the yearly rites 

Are due to Pan on these bright nights ; 
His morn now riseth, and invites 
To sports, to dances, and delights : 
All envious and profane, away, 
This is the shepherd's holyday. 

2 Nym. Strew, strew the glad and smiling ground 

With every flower, yet not confound 
The primrose drop, the spring's own 

spouse, 

Bright day's-eyes, and the lips of cows, 
The garden-star, the queen of May, 
The rose, to crown the holyday. 

3 Nym, Drop, drop your violets, change your hues, 

Now red, now pale, as lovers use, 
And in your death go out as well, 
As when you lived unto the smell : 

That from your odour all may say, 
This is the shepherd's holyday. 



44 PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 



f Well done, my pretty ones, rain roses still, 
Until the last be dropt : then hence ; and fill 
Your fragrant prickles 1 for a second shower. 
Bring corn-flag, tulips, and Adonis' flower, 
Fair ox-eye, goldy-locks, and columbine, 
Pinks, goulands, king-cups, and sweet sops-in- 

wine, 

Blue hare-bells, paries, pansies, calaminth, 
Flower-gentle, and the fair-hair'd hyacinth, 
Bring rich carnations, flower-de-luces, lilies, 
The checqued, and purple-ringed daffodillies, 
Bright crown-imperial, kingspear, holyhocks, 
Sweet Venus-navel, and soft lady-smocks, 
Bring too some branches forth of Daphne's hair, 
And gladdest myrtle for these posts to wear, 
With spikenard weav'd, and marjoram between, 
And starr'd with yellow-golds, and meadows- 

queen, 

That when the altar, as it ought, is drest, 
More odour come not from the phoenix' nest; 
The breath thereof Panchaia may envy', 
The colours China, 8 and the light the sky. 

Loud Music. 

The Scene opens> and the MASQUERS are discovered 
sitting about the Fountain of Light, with the 
Musicians, attired like the Priests of\Pan, stand' 
ing in the work beneath them. 

Enter a Fencer, flourishing. 
Fen. Room for an old trophy of time ; a son of 

1 Your fragrant prickles.] So the gardeners still call the light 
open wicker baskets, in which flowers are brought to market. 

* The colours China,'] This is the earliest allusion that I hare 
found to the beautiful colouring of this ware; which now 
began to make its appearance in the shops, or, as they were 
called, China-houses of the capital. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 45 

the sword, a servant of Mars, the minion of the 
muses, and a master of fence ! One that hath 
shown his quarters, and played his prizes at all 
the games of Greece in his time ; as fencing, 
wrestling, leaping, dancing, whatnot? and hath 
now usher'd hither, by the light of my long 
sword, certain bold boys of Boeotia, who are come 
to challenge the Arcadians at their own sports, 
call them forth on their own holyday, and 
dance them down on their own green-swarth. 

Shep. 'Tis boldly attempted, and must be a 
Boeotian enterprise, by the face of it, from all the 
parts of Greece else, especially at this time, 
when the best, and bravest spirits of Arcadia, 
called together by the excellent Crcas, are 
yonder sitting about the Fountain of Light, in 
consultation of what honours they may do to the 
great Pan, by increase of anniversary rites, fitted 
to the music of his peace. 

Fen. Peace to thy Pan, and mum to thy music, 
swain : there is a tinker of Thebes a coming, 
called Epam, with his kettle, will make all 
Arcadia ring of him : What are your sports for 
the purpose ? say, if singing, you shall be sung 
down ; if dancing, danced down. There is no 
more to be done with you, but know what ; 
which it is ; and you are in smoke, gone, va- 
poured, vanished, blown, and, as a man would 
say, in a word of two syllables, nothing. 

Shep. This is short, though not so sweet. 
Surely the better part of the solemnity here will 
be dancing. 

Fen. Enough : they shall be met with instantly 
in their own sphere, the sphere of their own 
activity, a dance. But by whom, expect : no 
Cynastbeian, nor Satyrs; but, as I said, boys of 
Boeotia, things of Thebes, (the town is ours, 



46 PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 

shepherd) mad merry Greeks, lads of life, that 
have no gall in us, but all air and sweetness. A 
tooth-drawer is our foreman, that if there be but 
a bitter tooth in the company, it may be called 
out at a twitch : he doth command any man's 
teeth out of his head upon the point of his 
poniard ; or tickles them forth with his riding 
rod: he draws teeth a horse-back in full speed, 
yet he will dance a foot, he hath given his word : 
he is yeoman of the mouth to the whole bro- 
therhood, and is charged to see their gums be 
clean, and their breath sweet, at a minute's 
warning. Then comes my learned Theban, the 
tinker, I told you of, 1 with his kettle drum, be- 
fore and after, a master of music, and a man of 
metal, he beats the march to the tune of Tickle- 
foot, Pam, Pam, Pam, brave Epam with a Non- 
das. That's the strain. 

Shep. A high one ! 

Fen. Which is followed by the trace, and tract 
of an excellent juggler, that can juggle with 
every joint about him, from head to heel. He 
can do tricks with his toes, wind silk, and thread 
pearl with them, as nimble a fine fellow of his 

* Then conies my learned Therein, the tinker, I told you of.] In 
Lear, the poor old king says, 

" I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban." 
On which Steevens observes, C( Ben Jonson, in his Masque of 
Pan's Anniversary, has introduced a tinker, whom he calls a 
"learned Theban, perhaps in ridicule of this passage." The ridi- 
cule (if ridicule there be) must be in the word learned, for 
(though Steevens was ignorant of it) the tinker actually was a 
Theban : as he was also a master of music, the epithet does not 
seem to be very much out of its place. But, " perhaps," 
Jonson laid the scene of this grave Antimasque in Greece, that 
he might have an opportunity of" ridiuling Shakspeare;' and 
this I take to be the case, as Thebes is not particularly cele- 
brated for the musical talents of its tinkers. The commen- 
tators should consider this well. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 47 

feet, as his hands : for there is a nohle corn- 
cutter, his companion, hath so pared and finified 

them Indeed, he hath taken it into his care, 

to reform the feet of all, and fit all their footing 
to a form ! only one splay foot in the company, 
and he is a bellows-mender, allowed, who hath 
the looking to all of their lungs by patent, and 
by his place is to set that leg afore still, and with 
his puffs, keeps them in breath, during pleasure: 
a tinder-box-man, to strike new fire into them 
at every turn, and where he spies any brave 
spark that is in danger to go out, ply him with 
a match presently. 

Shep. A most politic provision ! 

Fen Nay, we have made our provisions be- 
yond example, I hope. For to these, there is 
annexed a clock-keeper, a grave person, as Time 
himself, who is to see that they all keep time to a 
nick, 4 and move every elbow in order, every 
knee in compass. He is to wind them up, and 
draw them down, as he sees cause : then is there 
a subtle shrewd bearded sir, that hath been a 
politician, but is now a maker of mouse-traps, a 
great inginer yet : and he is to catch the ladies 
favours in the dance, with certain cringes he is 
to make ; and to bait their benevolence. Nor 
can we doubt of the success, for we have a pro- 
phet amongst us of that peremptory pate, a 
tailor or master-fashioner, that hath found it 
out in a painted cloth, or some old hanging, (for 
those are his library,) that we must conquer in 
such a time, and such a half time ; therefore bids 
us go on cross-legg'd, or however thread the 
needles of our own happiness, go through stitch 
with all, unwind the clew of our cares ; he hath 

4 To a nick.] i. e. what Shakspeare calls u ajar o' the clock." 



48 PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 

taken measure of our minds, and will fit our for- 
tune to our footing. And to better assure us, 
at his own charge, brings his philosopher with 
him, a great clerk, who, they say, can write, and 
it is shrewdly suspected but he can read too. 
And he is to take the whole dances from the foot 
by brachygraphy, and so make a memorial, if not 
a map of the business. Come forth, lads, and do 
your own turns. 

The BOEOTIANS enter for the ANTIMASQUE, which 
is Danced, 

After which, 

Fen. How like you this, shepherd r was not 
this gear gotten on a holyday r 

Shep. Faith, your folly may deserve pardon, 
because it hath delighted : but beware of pre- 
suming, or how you offer comparison with per- 
sons so near deities : Behold where they are that 
have now forgiven you, whom should you pro- 
voke again with the like, they will justly punish 
that with anger, which they now dismiss with 
contempt, Away ! [They retire* 

To the Masquers. 

And come, you prime Arcadians forth, that 
taught 

By Pan the rites of true society, 
From his loud music all your manners wrought, 

And made your commonwealth a harmony, 
Commending so to all posterity 

Your innocence from that fair fount of light, 
As still you sit without the injury 

Of any rudeness, folly can, or spite: 



PAN'S ANNIVERARY. 49 

Dance from the top of the Lyccean mountain, 
Down to this valley, and with nearer eye 

Enjoy, what long in that illumin'd fountain 
You did far off, but yet with wonder, spy. 

HYMN I. 

1 Nym. Of Pan we sing, the best of singers, Pan, 

That taught us swains how first to tune 

our lays, 

And on the pipe more airs than Phoebus can. 
Cho. Hear, Oyou groves, and hills resound his 

praise. 

2 Nym. Of Pan we sing, the best of leaders. Pan, 

That leads the Naiads and the Dryads 

forth ; 

And to their dances more than Hermes can. 
Cho. Hear*, O you groves, and hills resound his 

worth. 

3 Nym. Of Pan we sing, the best of hunters, Pan, 

That drives the hart to seek unused ways, 
And in the chase more than Sylvanus can. 
Cho Hear, you groves, and hills resound his 

praise. 

2 Nym. Of Pan we sing, the best of shepherds, Pan, 
That keeps our flocks a?td us, and both leads 

forth, 

To better pastures than great Pales can. 
Cho. Hear, you groves, and hills resound his 

worth. 

And while his powers and praises thus we sing, 
The valleys let rebound, and all the rivers ring. 

The MASQUERS descend, and dance their Entry. 

VOL. VIII. E 



50 PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 



HYMN II. 

Pan is our All, by him we breathe, we live, 
We move, we are ; 'tis he our lambs doth rear, 

Our flocks doth bless, and from the store doth give 
The warm and finer fleeces that we wear. 
He keeps away all heats and colds, 
Drives all diseases from our folds ; 
Makes every where the spring to dwell, 
The ewes to feed, their udders swell; 
But if he frown, the sheep, alas ! 
The shepherds wither, and the grass. 

Cho. Strive, strive to please him then, by still in- 
creasing thus 
The rites are due to him, who doth all right for us. 

The MAIN DANCE. 



HYMN III. 

If yet, if yet, 

Parts orgies you will further Jit, 
See where the silver-footed fays do sit, 
The nymphs of wood and water ; 
Each tree's and fountain's daughter! 
Go take them forth, it will be good 
To see them wave it like a wood, 
And others wind it like a flood ; 
In springs, 
And rings, 
Till the applause it brings, 

Wakes Echo from her seat, 
The closes to repeat. 
Ech. The closes to repeat. 



PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 51 

Echo the truest oracle on ground, 

Though nothing but a sound. 
Ech. Though nothing but a sound. 

Beloved of Pan the valleys queen. 
Ech. The valleys queen. 

And often heard, though never seen. 
Ech. Though never seen. 

Here the REVELS. 
After which re-enter the Fencer. 

Fen. Room, room, there ; where are you, shep- 
herd ? I am come again, with my second part of 
my bold bloods, the brave gamesters ; who as- 
sure you by me, that they perceive no such 
wonder in all is done here, but that they dare 
adventure another trial. They look for some 
sheepish devices here in Arcadia, not these, and 
therefore a hall ! a hall ! they demand. 

Shep. Nay, then they are past pity, let them 
come, and not expect the anger or a deity to 
pursue them, but meet them. They have their 
punishment with their fact : they shall be sheep. 

Fen. O spare me, by the law of nations, I am 
but their ambassador. 

Shep. You speak in time, sir. 

The THEBANS enter for the 2 ANTI MASQUE, which 

danced, 

Shep. Now let them return with their solid 
heads, and carry their stupidity into Bceotia, 
whence they brought it, with an emblem of 
themselves, and their country. This is too pure 
an air for so gross brains. [They retire. 

* 



52 PAN'S ANNIVERSARY. 

To the Nymphs. 

End you the rites, and so be eas'd 

Of these, and then great Pan is pleas'd. 

HYMN IV, 

Great Pan, the father of our peace and pleasure, 

Who giv'st us all this leisure, 
Hear what thy hallow" d troop of herdsmen pray 

For this their holyday, 
And how their vows to thee they in Lycceum pay. 

Cho. So may our ewes receive the mounting ranis, 
And we bring thee the earliest of our lambs : 
So may the first of all our fells be thine, 
And both the beestning of our goats and kine ; 
As thou our folds dost still secure, 
And keep* st our fountains sweet and pure ; 
Driest hence the wolf, the tod* the brock, 
Or other vermin from thejlock. 
That we, preserved by thee, and thou observd by us, 
May both live safe in shade of thy lov'd Meenalus. 

Shep. Now each return unto his charge, 

And though to-day you've liv'd at large, 
And well your flocks have fed their fill, 
Yet do not trust your hirelings still. 
See yond' they go, and timely do 
The office you have put them to ; 
But if you often give this leave, 
Your sheep and you they will deceive. 

Thus it ended. 
8 The tod,] i. e. the fox. WHAL. 



THE 



MASQUE OF OWLS, 



AT 



KENELWORTH. 

Presented by the Ghost of captain Cox, mounted 
on his Hobby-horse, 1626. 



THE MASQUE of Owis, &c.] From the second folio. Thii 
trifle is not a Masque^ nor could it have been so termed by the 
author : it is, in fact, a mere monologue, a Lecture on Heads ; 
which, such as it is, probably gave the 6rst hint to G. A. Ste- 
vens, for his amusing exhibition, of that name. 

Of captain Cox I know no more than Jonson tells. Queen 
Elizabeth had been entertained at Kenelworth by the " great 
earl of Leicester," in 1575. To make her time pass as agreeably 
as possible, the bears were brought in, and baited with great 
applause ! There was also a burlesque representation of a battle, 
from some old romance, in which captain Cox, who appears 
to have been some well-known humourist, valiantly bestirred 
himself. A description of this part of the Entertainment was 
written and published at the time, in a " Letter from a freend 
Officer attendant in the court, unto his freend a citizen and 
merchaunt of London." To this letter, which is written in a 
most uncouth style by a pedantic coxcomb of the name of Lane, 
ham, under an affectation of humour, Jonson perpetually alludes. 



THE 



MASQUE OF OWLS. 



Enter Captain Cox, on his Hobby-horse. 

Room ! room ! for my horse will wince, 

If he come within so many yards of a prince; 

And though he have not on his wings, 

He will do strange things. 

He is the Pegasus that uses 

To wait on Warwick Muses ; 

And on gaudy-days he paces 

Before the Coventry Graces ; 

For to tell you true, and in rhyme, 

He was foal'd in queen Elizabeth's time, 

When the great earl of Lester 

In this castle did feast her. 



1 The captain enters on, or rather in, the paste-board hobby- 
horse used by the morris-dancers of the county, whom Jonson 
calls the Warwickshire Muses, and capers round the circle to 
make room, according to the usual practice. This little j'eu- 
d'esprit formed perhaps an episode in some amusement of a more 
extensive nature, for it could scarcely occupy ten minutes. It 
is not easy to say before whom it was played. The first couplet 
speaks of the Prince, and, from a subsequent passage, it would 
seem to be the prince of Wales : but there was none at this 
period : add too, that the earl of Leicester (if he was the pos- 
sessor of Kenelworth castle,) died in 1626 ; so that the date is 
probably too late, by a year. 



56 THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 

Now, I am not so stupid 
To think, you think me a Cupid, 
Or a Mercury that sit him ; 
Though these cocks here would fit him: 
But a spirit very civil, 
Neither poet's god, nor devil, 
An old Kenelworth fox, 
The ghost of captain Cox, 
For which I am the bolder, 
To wear a cock on each shoulder. 

This captain Cox, by St. Mary, 
Was at Bullen with king Ha-ry ; 
And (if some do not vary) 
Had a goodly library, 2 

* His library is given at great length, by the author of the 
" Letter." It is curious and amusing. '' And fyrst Captain Cox, 
an od man I promiz yoo : by profession a mason, and that right 
skilfull ; very cunning in fens, (fencing) and hardy as Gavin; 
for his ton-sword hangs at hiz tablz eend ; great oversight hath 
he in matters of storie : For az for King Arthurz book, Huan 
of Burdiaus, the foour sons of Aymon, Bevys of Hampton, The 
Sqtiyre of lo degree, The Knight of Courtesy, and the Lady Fa- 
guell, Frederik of Gene, Syr Eglamoour, Syr Tryamoour, Syr Lam" 
well, Syr Isenbras, Syr Gaayn, Olycer of the Castle, Lucres and 
Curialus, Virgil's Life, the Castle of Ladiez> the Wido Edyth, the 
King and the Tanner, Frier Rons, Howleglas, Gargantua, Robin 
Hood, Adam Eel, Clim of the dough, and William of Cloudsley, 
the Churl and the Burd, the Seven Wise Musters, the Wife lapt 
in a Morels skin, the Sak full of Nuez, the Seargeaunt that 
became a Fryar, Skogan, Collyn Clout, the Fryar and the Boy, 
Elynor Humming, and the Nutbrooun Maid, with many moe 
than I rehearz here : I beleeve hee have them all at hiz fingers 
cndz. 

Then in Philosophy, both morale and naturale, I think he be 
az naturally overseen : beside Poetric and Astronomie, and oother 
hid Scienctz, as I may gesse by the omberzt of his books: 
whereof part, az I remember, The Shepherdz Kalender, The Ship 
of Foalz, Danielz Dreamz, the Bookc of Fortune, Stuns puer ad 
Mensam, The hy uey to the Spitl-house, Julian of Bradford's 
Testament, The Castle of Lore, the Booget of Demaunds, the Hun. 
dred merry Talez, the Booke of Riddels, the Seaven Sororz of 



THE MASQUE OF OWLS. A7 

By which he was discerned 

To be one of the learned, 

To entertain the queen here, 

When last she was seen here. 

And for the town of Coventry 

To act to her sovereignty. 

But so his lot fell out, 

That serving then a-foot, 

And being a little man ; 

When the skirmish began 

'Twixt the Saxon and the Dane, 

(From thence the story was ta'en) 

He was not so well seen 

As he would have been o' the queen. 



Wemen, the Prooud Wives Pater-Noster, the Chapman of a Pent- 
worth of Wit: Beside his Auncient Playz, Yooth and Charitce, 
Hikskorner, Nugizee, Impatient Poverty, and herewith Doctor 
Boards Breviary of Health. What shoold I rehearz heer, what a 
Bunch of Ballets and Songs, all auncient ; az Broom broom on 
Hil, So wo is me began, truly lo, Over a Whinny Meg, Hey ding a 
ding, Bony las~s upon a green, My bony on gave me a bek, By a bank 
as I lay : and a hundred more he hath fair wrapt up in parch, 
ment, and bound with a whip-cord. And as for Almanaks of 
Antiquitee (a point for Ephemeridees), 1 ween he can sheaw from 
Jasper Laet of Antwerp unto Nostradam of Frauns, and thens 
untoo oour John Securiz of Salsbury. To stay ye no longer heer 
in, I dare say he hath az fair a Library for theez sciencez, and 
as many goodly monuments both in prose and poetry, and at 
afternoonz can talk az much without book az ony inholder be- 
twixt Brainjord and Bagshot, what degree soever he be." 

The letter-writer evidently meant to raise a smile at the Cap- 
tain's expense ; but there is no occasion for it. The list shews 
him to have been a diligent and successful collector of the do- 
mestic literature of his country, and so far he is entitled to praise. 
Some of the fugitive pieces here mentioned are now lost ; one 
of them however, the Hundred Merry Tales, which has long set 
the Shakspeare commentators by the ears, has partly been re- 
covered within these few days, pasted into the binding of an old 
book. It is now in Mr. Bindley 's possession, and proves to be a 
collection of jests, of no great novelty or value. 



58 THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 

Though his sword were twice so long 
As any man's else in the throng ; 
And for his sake, the play 
Was call'd for the second day. 
But he made a vow 
(And he performs it now) 
That were he alive or dead, 
Hereafter it should never be said 
But captain Cox would serve on horse 
Por better or for worse, 
If any prince came hither, 
And his horse should have a feather ; 
Nay such a prince it might be 
Perhaps he should have three. 

Now, sir, in your approach, 
The rumbling of your coach 
Awaking me, his ghost, 
I come to play your host ; 
And feast your eyes and ears, 
Neither with dogs nor bears, 1 
Though that have been a fit . 
Of our main-shire wit, 
In times heretofore, 
But now, we have got a little more. 

These then that we present 
With a most loyal intent, 
And, as the author saith, 
No ill meaning to the catholic faith, 
Are not so much beasts, as fowls, 
But a very nest of owls, 
And natural, so thrive I, 
I found them in the ivy, 

3 Neither with dogs nor bears.] This alludes to the following 
passage in the Letter. " On the syxth day of her Majestyes 
cumming, a great sort of bandogs whear thear tyed in the utter 
cooart, and t/iyrteen bears in the inner," &c. See Massinger ? 
vol. i. p. 44. 



THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 59 

A thing, that though I blunder'd at, 
It may in time be wonder'd at, 
If the place but affords 
Any store of lucky birds, 
As I make them to flush, 
Each owl out of his bush. 

Now, these owls, some say, were men, 
And they may be so again, 
If once they endure the light 
Of your highness' sight : 
For bankrupts, we have known 
Rise to more than their own, 
With a little-little savour 
Of the prince's favour ; 
But as you like their tricks, 
I'll spring them, they are but six. 

HEY, OWL FIRST ! * 
This bird is London-bred, 
As you may see by his horn'd head. 
And had like to have been ta'en 
At his shop in Ivy-lane, 
Where he sold by the penny 
Tobacco as good as any ; 
But whether it did provoke 
His conscience, he sold smoke; 
Or some other toy he took, 
Toxvards his calling to look : 
He fled by moon-shine thence; 
And broke for sixteen pence. 

HEY, OWL SECOND! 
This too, the more is the pity, 
Is of the breed of the same city ; 

* Hey, Owljirst /"} Here the captain probably produced, from 
beneath the fool-cl* th of the hobby-horse, a block ridiculously 
dressed or painted to correspond with the description. 



60 THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 

A true owl of London 

That gives out he is undone, 

Being a cheesemonger, 

By trusting two of the younger 

Captains, for the hunger 

Of their half-starv'd number ; 

Whom since they have shipt away : 

And left him God to pay, 5 

With those ears for a badge 

Of their dealing with his Madge. 

HEY, OWL THIRD 1 
A pure native bird 6 
This, and though his hue 
Be not Coventry blue, 
Yet is he undone 
By the thread he has spun ; 
For since the wise town 
Has let the sports down 
Of may-games and morris, 
For which he right sorry is ; 
Where their maids and their makes/ 
At dancings and wakes, 

s God to pay 5 ] A cant term for a hopeless debt, nothing. See 
Epig. xii. 

6 A pure native bird.} i. e. a puritan of Coventry, whose zeal 
in putting down may-poles and hobby-horses had injured the 
manufactory of blue thread (the chief staple of the town,) of 
which a great consumption was made in ornamenting napkins, 
scarfs, &c. u I have heard," an old writer, W. Stafford, says, 
" that the chief trade of Coventry, was heretofore in making 
blew thredy and then the towne was riche ever upon that trade 
in maner onely, and now our thredde comes all from beyond sea : 
wherefore that trade of Coventry is decaied, and thereby the 
towne likewise." This appeared long before Owl the third was 
hatched ; so that the wise town must have suffered from more 
causes than the loss of its rural sports. 

7 Where their maids, and their makes.] i. e. mates. So 
Chaucer : 

t( God shelde soche a lordes wife to take 
Another man to husbonde, or to make.'' WHAL. 



THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 61 

Had their napkins and posies, 
And the wipers for their noses, 
And their smocks all-be-wrought 
With his thread which they bought: 
It now lies on his hands, 
And having neither wit nor lands, 
Is ready to hang or choke him, 
In a skein of that that broke him. 

HEY, OWL FOURTH ! 
Was once a bankrupt of worth ; 
And having run a shifting-race, 
At last by money, and grace, 
Got him a Serjeant's place, 
And to be one of chace. 
A full fortnight was not spent, 
But out comes the parliament, 
Takes away the use of his mace, 
And left him in a worse than his first case. 

HEY, OWL FIFTH ! 
But here was a defeat, 
Never any so great, 
Of a Don, a Spanish reader, 
Who had thought to have been the leader, 
Had the match gone on, 
Of our ladies one by one, 
And triumph'd our whole nation, 
In his rodomant fashion : 
But now since the breach, 
He has not a scholar to teach. 

HEY, OWL SIXTH ! 
The bird bringer-up is a knight, 
But a passionate wight, 
Who, since the act against swearing, 
(The tale's worth your hearing) 



5' 



62 THE MASQUE OF OWLS. 

In this short time's growth 
Hath at twelve-pence an oath, 
For that, I take it, is the rate, 
Sworn himself out of his estate. 



THE THIRD OWL VARIED. 
A crop-ear'd scrivener, this, 
Who when he heard but the whis- 
per of monies to come down, 
Fright got him out of town 
With all the bills and bands 
Of other men's in his hands, 
And cried, who will, drive the trade, 
Since such a law they had made : 
It was not he that broke, 
Two i' the hundred spoke. 
Nor car'd he for the curse, 
He could not hear much worse, 
He had his ears in his purse. 



THE 

FORTUNATE ISLES, 

AND THEIR 

UNION. 

Celebrated in a Masque designed for the Court, 
on the Twelfth-night, 1626. 

Hie chorea, cantusque vigent. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES.] From the second folio. Charles (now 
king) seems to have been so much pleased with the main Masque 
of Neptune's Triumph, presented two years before, as to call for 
it again, with another introduction, by way of Antimasque. This 
was the poet's first exhibition before his new sovereign, and it 
did not discredit him ; for there is a considerable degree of 
humour, as well as satire, in the part of Johphiel ; the latter of 
which must have been fully felt and enjoyed at a period when 
men were hourly burying white wands in the ground, to catch 
fairies; and muttering prayers in woods, to render sylphs and 
salamanders risible ! 

Evil days were now come upon Jonson : some months before 
this Masque was written, he had been struck with the palsy, 
from which he never recovered : his old complaint the dropsy, 
too, increased about the same time ; and, as he says himself, 
jixed his muse to the bed and boards^ as she had never been. Though 
no symptoms of decay be apparent in the present Entertainment, , 
yet it is necessary to mention these circumstances ; as the poet's 
enemies, while they watch for the opportunity of triumphing in 
the abatement of his powers, anxiously keep his maladies out 
of sight. 



THE 



FORTUNATE ISLES. 



His Majesty being set, 

Enter, running, J OH PHI EL, an airy spirit, and (ac- 
cording to the Magi) the intelligence of Jupiter's 
sphere : attired in light silks of several colours, 
with wings of the. same, a bright yellow hair, a 
chaplet oj'jlowers, blue silk stockings, and pumps, 
and gloves, with a silver fan in his hand. 

Johp. Like a lightning from the sky, 

Or an arrow shot by Love, 
Or a bird of his let fly ; 
Be't a sparrow, or a dove : 

' Johphiel, an airy spirit, and (according to the Magi) tht 
Intelligence of Jupiter's sphere.] Jonson is so accurate in all his 
positions (however unimportant they may appear in themselves) 
that it can scarcely be doubted that he had authority for the 
rank of Johphiel. I will not question the assertion of the 
" Magi ;" but Agrippa (also a wise-man) affirms that " Jo. 
phiel is one of the presiding angels in the Intelligible World, 
and that he reigns in the sphere of thi- zodiac." This seems a 
pretty wide command ! The name of the spirit of the " sphere 
of Jupiter, is Zadkit 1." Occ. I' hit. B. 2. c. xiii. 

Nothing in Jonson is done at random. Whatever was the 
subject of his verse, he came to it with a mind fully furnished, 
and what appears, at first sight, the mere sportiveness of 
invention, will be found, upon falling into the track of his 

VOL. VIII. F 



66 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

With that winged haste, come I, 
Loosed from the sphere of Jove, 
To wish good-night 
To vour delight. 

V 

Enter ME HE FOOL, a melancholic student ', in bare 
and worn clothes, shrowded under an obscure cfake, 
and the eves of an old hat. 

Mere, [fetching a deep sigh.] Oh, ho ! 

Johp. In Saturn's name, the father of my lord, 
What over-charged piece of melancholy 
Is this, breaks in between my wishes thus, 
With bombing sighs ? 

Mere. No ! no intelligence ! 
Not yet ! and all my vows now nine days old ! 
Blindness of fate! puppies had seen by this time ; 
But I see nothing that I should, or would see ! 
What mean the brethren of the Rosy-cross, 
So to desert their votary ? 

Johp. O ! 'tis one 
Hath vow'd himself unto that airy order, 

studies, (which is seldem my lot,) to be the result of laborious 
and excursive reading. In the Alchemist, for example, the di- 
rections given to Abel, for insuring the prosperity of his shop, 

" On the east side of your shop, aloft, 
Write Mathlai, Tarmiel, and Baraborat ; 
Upon the north part,RaeI, Velel, Thiel," Vol. iv. p. 41. 

have probably been regarded as a mere play of fancy ; but 
they appear to be derived from the very depths of magical 
science. " Angeli secundt cceli regnantes die Mercurii, quos ad- 
vocari oportet a quatuor mundi partibus: 

Ad Orient em : 
Mathlai, Tarmiel, Baraborat. 

Ad Septentrioncm : 
Thiel, Rael, Vdd, &c. 

Elem. Magica Petri de Albana. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 67 

And now is gaping for the fly they promised him. 
I'll mix a little with him for my sport. 

[Steps aside. 

Mere. Have I both in my lodging and my diet, 
My clothes, and every other solemn charge, 
Observed them, made the naked boards my bed, 
A faggot for my pillow, hungred sore ! 

Johp. And thirsted after them ! 

Mere. To look gaunt, and lean ! 

Johp. Which will not be. 

Mere. Who's that ? Yes, and outwatch'd, 
Yea, and outwalked any ghost alive 
In solitary circle, worn my boots, 
Knees, arms, and elbows out ! 

Johp. Ran on the score ! 

Mere. That have I who suggests that? and 

for more 

Than I will speak of, to abate this flesh, 
And have not gain'd the sight 

Johp. Nay, scarce the sense. 

Mere. Voice, thou art right of any thing 

but a cold 
Wind in my stomach. 

Johp. And a kind of whimsie 

Mere. Here in my head, that puts me to the 

staggers, 
Whether there be that brotherhood, or no. 

Johp. Believe, frail man, they be ; and thou 
shalt see. 

Mere. What shall I see ? 

Johp. Me. 

Mere. Thee ! where ? 

Johp. [comes forward.'] Here, if you 
Be master Merefool. 

Mere. Sir, our name is Merry fool, 
But by contraction Merefool. 

Johp, Then are you 

FS 



68 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

The wight 1 seek ; and, sir, my name is Johphiel, 
Intelligence to the sphere of Jupiter, 
An airy jocular spirit, employ'd to you 
From father Outis. 

Mere. Outis ! who is he ? * 

Johp. Know ye not Outis ? then you know 

nobody : 

The good old hermit, that was said to dwell 
Here in the forest without trees, that built 
The castle in the air, where all the brethren 
Rhodostaurotic live. It flies with wings, 
And runs on wheels ; where Julian de Campis 1 
Holds out the brandish'd blade. 

4 Outis ! -who is he ?] Outis is Greek for no-body ; here is 
an allusion to the trick Ulysses put on Polyphemus when h 
had shut him in his care, and asked him what his name was, 
which Ulysses said was Outis, WHAL. 

3 Where Julian de Campis 

Holds out the brandish'd blade.'] For my knowledge of this 
person, I am indebted to the kindness and activity of my friend, 
F. Cohen, who rummaged him out from a world of forgotten 
lumber in the old German language. 

" Send Briejf oder Bericht an alle welche von der Newen Bru~ 
den>chafft des Ordens vom Rozen Crcutz gennant^ etwas gesehen oder 
von andern per niodum discursus der sachen beschajfenheit vernom- 
men. 

" Es sind vicl die im schranken laujfen, ttlichc aber gewinnen 
nur das kleinot, darumb ermahne ic/j, 

Julianus de Campis, 

OGDCRFE, 

dass diejenigen welche von einer glucklichen direction und ge~ 
wunschtes impression guberniret warden, sich nicht durch ihrer selbst 
eigenen diffidens oder uppigheit unartigesjudiciren isendig lassen. 

" Milita bonam militiam, servans jidem, et accipies coronam 
glorice. 

" Gedruckt im Jahr 1615." 

u A Letter Missive, or account addressed to all those who 
hare [as yet] read any thing concerning the New Fraternity, 
entitled the order of the Rosy Cross, or who hare become 
acquainted with the matter by the verbal relations of others. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 69 

Mere. Is't possible 
They think on me ? 

Johp. Rise, be not lost in wonder, 
But hear me : and be faithful. All the brethren 
Have heard your vows, salute you, and expect you, 
By me, this next return. But the good father 
Has been content to die for you. 

" Many enter the cabinet, but few acquire the treasure 
Therefore I, 

Julianus de Campis, 

OGDCRFE, 

warn all who wish to be guided by a happy direction and de- 
sirable impression, not to suffer themselves to be misled by their 
own mistrust, or by the loose judgment of forward people. 
" Printed in the year 1615." 

It is probable that this Julian de Campis, (an assumed name) 
was among the earliest writers on this fantastic subject, and 
that Jonson derived some information from his Letter Missive. 
Mr. Cohen, however, assures me that there is nothing in it 
respecting " the brandished blade." 

It is somewhat singular that the origin of the Rosicrucians 
should not have been discovered. Neither Paracelsus nor 
Agrippa, (daring dreamers as both were,) has any approaches 
to this singular sect, which, as far as can be discovered, did not 
spring to light till the end of the sixteenth century. It seems 
not unreasonable to conjecture that the folly had birth in one 
of those hot-beds, so prolific of 



-all monstrous, all prodigious things, 



" Gorgons and hydras, and chimaeras dire," 

a German lodge of Free Masons : thus much, at least, is cer- 
tain, that they pretend to the brandished blade, which is even 
now one of their hieroglyphics. 

A curious disquisition, I will not say a profitable one, might 
be written on this subject, on which nothing satisfactory has 
hitherto appeared. The Count de Gabalis wisely broke off just 
in time to hide his utter ignorance of it ; indeed, he only re- 
fines upon the rude visions of Paracelius ; and Gabriel Naude, 
who wrote expressly on the Rosicrucians, is loose and decla- 
matory, and has little to the purpose. He notices, however, a 
work entitled " Speculum Sophisticum Rhodostauroticum," which 
our poet had perhaps seen. But I forget satque superque. 



70 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

Mere. For me ? 

Johp. For you. Last New-year's-day, which 

some give out, 

Because it was his birth -day, and began 
The year of jubilee, he would rest upon it, 
Being his hundred five and twentieth year : 
But the truth is, having observ'd your genesis, 
He would not live, because he might leave all 
He had to you. 

Mere. What had he ? 

Johp. Had ! an office, 
Two, three, or four. 

Mere. Where ? 

Johp. In the upper region ; 
And that you'll find. The farm of the great 

customs, 

Through all the ports of the air's intelligences; 
Then constable of the castle Rosy -cross: 
Which you must be, and keeper of the keys 
Of the whole Kabal, with the seals ; you shall be 
Principal secretary to the stars; 
Know all the signatures and combinations, 
The divine rods, and consecrated roots : 
Whatnot? VVouldyou turntreesup like the wind, 
To shew your strength? march over heads of 

armies, 

; Or points of pikes, to shew your lightness? force 
All doors of arts, with the petard of your wit ? 
Read at one view all books ? speak all the lan- 
guages 

Of several creatures ? master all the learnings 
Were, are, or shall be? or, to shew your wealth, 
.Open all treasures, hid by nature, ,from 
The, rock of diamond, to the mine of sea-coal? 
Sir, you shall do it. 

Mere. But how? 

Johp. Why, by his skill, 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 71 

Of which he has left you the inheritance, 

Here in a pot ; this little gallipot 

Of tincture, high rose tincture. There's your 

order, 
You will have your collar sent you, ere't be long. 

Mere. I look'd, sir, for ahalter, I was desperate. 

Johp. Reach forth your hand. 

Mere. O, sir, a broken sleeve 
Keeps the arm back, as 'tis in the proverb. 

Johp. Nay, 

For that I do commend you ; you must be poor 
With all your wealth, and learning. When you 

have made 

Your glasses, gardens in the depth of winter, 
Where you will walk invisible to mankind, 
Talk with all birds and beasts in their own lan- 
guage, 

When you have penetrated hills like air, 
Dived to the bottom of the sea like lead, 
And risse again like cork, walk'd in the fire, 
An 'twere a salamander, pass'd through all 
The winding orbs, like an Intelligence, 
Up to the empyreum, when you have made 
The world your gallery, can dispatch a business 
In some three minutes, with the antipodes, 
And in five more, negotiate the globe over; 
You must be poor still. 

Mere. By my place I know it. 

Johp. Where would you wish to be now, or 

what to see, 

Without the Fortunate Purse to bear your charges, 
Or Wishing Hat ? I will but touch your temples, 
The corners of your eyes, and tinct the tip, 
The very tip o* your nose, with this colly^ium. 
And you shall see in the air all the ideas, 
Spirits, and atoms, flies, that buz about 



72 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

This way, and that way, and are rather admirable, 
Than any way intelligible. 

Mere. O, come, tinct me, 

Tinct me ; 1 long ; save this great belly, I long ! 
But shall I only see ? 

Johp. See, and command 

As they were all your varlets, or your foot- 
boys : 

But first you must declare, (your Greatness must, 
For that is now your style,) what you would see, 
Or whom. 

Mere. Is that my style? my Greatness, then, 
Would see king Zoroastres. 

Johp. Why, you shall ; 

Or any one beside. Think whom you please ; 
Your thousand, your ten thousand, to a million : 
All's one to me, if you could name a myriad. 

Mere I have named him. 

Johp. You've reason. 

Mere Ay, I have reason ; 
Because he's said to be the father of conjurors, 
And a cunning man in the stars. 

Johp. Ay, that's it troubles us 
A little for the present : for, at this time, 
He is confuting a French almanack, 
But he will straight have done, have you but 

patience; 

Or think but any other in mean time, 
Any hard name. 

Mere. Then Hermes Trismegistus. 

Johp. O, o TpKr^f/ifog \ why, you shall see him, 
A fine hard na;>ie. Or him, or whom you will, 
As I said to you afore. Or what do you think 
Of Hoxvleglass, instead of him ? 

Mtre. No, him 
I have a mind to. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 73 

Johp. O, but Ulen-spiegle, 
Were such a name !* but you shall have your 

longing. 

What luck is this, he should be busy too ! 
He is weighing water but to fill three hour- 
glasses, 

And mark the day in penn'orths like a cheese, 
And he has done. Tis strange you should name X 

him 

Of all the rest ! there being Jamblicus, 
Or Porphyry, or Proclus, any name 
That is not busy. 

Mere. Let me see Pythagoras. 

Johp. Good. 

Mere. Or Plato. 

Johp. Plato is framing some ideas, 
Are now bespoken, at a groat a dozen, 
Three gross at least : and for Pythagoras, 
He has rashly run himself on an employment, 
Of keeping asses from a field of beans; 
And cannot be stav'd off. 

Mere. Then, Archimedes. 

Johp. Yes, Archimedes ! 

Mere. Ay, or jEsop. 

Johp. Nay, 

Hold your first man, a good man, Archimedes, 
And worthy to be seen ; but he is now 
Inventing a rare mouse-trap with owl's wings 
And a cat's-foot, to catch the mice alone : 
And ^Esop, he is filing a fox-tongue, 
For a new fable he has made of court : 
But you shall see them all, stay but your time, 
And ask in season ; things ask'd out of season 
A man denies himself. At such a time 

0, but Ulen-spiegle 



Were such a name.] See vol. ir. p. 60. 



74 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

As Christmas, when disguising is on foot, 

To ask of the inventions, and the men, 

The wits and the ingines that move those orbs ! 

Methinks you should inquire now after Skelton, 

Or master Skogan. 

Mere. Skogan ! what was he ? 

Johp. O, a fine gentleman, and master of arts, 
Of Henry the fourth's time, that made disguises 
For the king's sons, and writ in ballad-royal 
Daintily well. 

Mere, But wrote he like a gentleman ? 

Johp. In rhyme, fine tinkling rhyme,, and 

flowing verse, 
With now and then some sense ! and he was 

paid for't, 

Regarded and rewarded ; which few poets t 
Are now-a-days. 

Mere. And why ? 

Johp. 'Cause every dabbler 
In rhyme is thought the same: but you shall 

see him. 
Hold up your nose. [Anoints his eyes and temples. 

Meer. I had rather see a Brachman, 
Or a Gymnosophist yet. 

Johp. You shall see him, sir, 
Is worth them both : and with him domine 

Skelton, 

The worshipful poet, laureat to king Harry, 
And Tityre tu of those times. Advance, quick 

Skogan, 

And quicker Skelton, shew your crafty heads, 
Before this heir of arts, this lord of learning, 
This master of all knowledge in reversion! 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 75 

Enter SKOGAN and SKELTON, in like habits as they 



Skog, Seemeth we are call'd of a moral intent, 
If the words that are spoken as well now be 

meant. 

Johp. That, master Skogan, I dare you ensure. 
Skog. Then, son, our acquaintance is like to 

endure. 
Mere. A pretty game! like Crambo ; master 

Skogan, 

Give me thy hand : thou art very lean, methinks, 
Is't living by thy wits? 

Skog. If it had been that, 
My worshipful son, thou hadst ne'er been so fat. 

$ Enter Skogan and Skelton in like habits as they lived.'] i. e. 
in the dress they wore while they were alive. This puts an end 
to the grave difficulties and graver doubts of M. Mason, Stee. 
vcns, and Malone, as to the exclamation of Hamlet, 

" My father, in like habit as he lived," 
meaning, in the clothes which he usually wore. The idea of 
Steevens, that a ghost who once puts on armour, can never 
exchange it afterwards for any thing more light and comfor- 
table, is very good. 

In the lines which follow, Jonson imitates the language of 
Skogan and Skelton. The former (Henry Skogan) lived in the 
time of Henry IV. and, as Sto\ve sajs, sent a ballad to the young 
prince (Shakspeare's Hal) and his brothers, u while they were 
ut supper in the Vintry, amongst the merchants." This is the 
lallad-vonal of which our poet speaks: it was not very well 
timed, it must be allowed ; and if we may judge from the 
opening stanza, moral as it is, it was not much better tuned : 
" My noble sonne and eke my Lords doare, 

I your father called unworthily, 
St'nd unto you this ballad following here, 
Written with mine owne hand full rudely." 

I have no knowledge of his " disguises." If moral Skogan 
(for this was his usual appellation) wrote any things of this 
nature, they were prolably religious pieceg, Mysteries and 
Moralities. 



76 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

Johp. He tells you true, sir. Here's a gen- 
tleman, 

My pair of crafty clerks, of that high caract, 
As hardly hath the age produced his like. 
Who not content with the wit of his own 

times, 

Is curious to know yours, and what hath been. 
Mere. Or is, or shall be. 
Johp. Note his latitude. 
Skel. O, vir amplissimus, 
Ut scholis dicimus, 
Et gentilissimus ! 
Johp. The quest \on-issimits 
Is, should he ask a sight now, for his life ; 
I mean a person, he would have restored 
To memory of these times, for a play-fellow, 
Whether you would present him with an Hermes, 
Or with an Howleglass ? 
Skel. An Howleglass 
To come to pass 
On his father's ass ; 
There never was, 
By day, nor night, 
A finer sight 
With feathers upright 
In his horned cap, 
And crooked shape, 
Much like an ape, 
With owl on fist, 
And glass at his wrist. 
Skog. Except the four knaves entertain'd for 

the guards 
Of the kings and the queens that triumph in the 

cards. 
Johp. Ay, that were a sight and a half, I 

confess, 
To see 'em come skipping in, all at a mess ! 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 77 

Skel. With Elinor Rumming, 

To make up the mumming ;' 
That comely Gill, 
That dwelt on a hill, 
But she is not grill: 
Her face all bowsy, 
Droopy and drowsy, 
. Scurvy, and lousy, 
Comdy crinkled, 
Wondromly wrinkled. 
Like a roast pig's ear 
Bristled with hair. 

Skog. Or, what do you say to Ruffian Fitz-Ale ? 
Johp. An excellent sight, ,if he be not too stale. 
But then we can mix him with modern Vapors, 
The child of tobacco, his pipes, and his papers. 

* With Elinor Humming, 

To make up the mumming, &c.] These are Skelton's own 
rerses in his ballad on Eleanor Rvmming, the old ale-wife. 

WHAI. 

Jonson \vas evidently fond of Skelton, and frequently imitates 
his short titupping style, which is not his best. I know Skelton 
only by the modern edition of his works, dated 1736. But 
from this stupid publication I can easily discover that he was no 
ordinary man. Why Warton and the writers of his school 
rail at him so Tehemently, I know not ; he was perhaps the 
best scholar of his day, and displays, on many occasions, 
strong powers of description, and a vein of poetry that shines 
through all the rubbish which ignorance has spread over it. He 
flew at high game, and therefore occasionally called in the aid 
of vulgar ribaldry to mask the direct attack of his satire. This 
was seen centuries ago, End yet we are now instituting a process 
against him for rudeness and indelicacy ! " By what means," 
says Grange, (who wrote about the beginning of Elizabeth's 
reign,) could Skelton, that laureat poet, have uttered his mind 
so well at large, as thorowe his cloke of mery conceytes, as in 
his Speake Parrot, Ware the Hawke, The Tunning of Elinor Hum- 
ming, Why come ye not to the Court, &c. Yet what greater sense 
or better matter can be, than is in this ragged rhyme contayned? 
Or who would bare hsarde his fault so playnely told him, if 
not in such gibyng sorte ?" The Golden Aphrodite. 



78 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

Mere. You talk'd of Elinor Humming, I had 
rather 

See Ellen of Troy. 
Johp. Her you shall see : 

But credit me, 

That Mary Ambree 

(Who march'd so free 

To the siege of Gaunt, 

And death could not daunt, 

As the hallad doth vaunt,?) 

Were a braver wight, 

And a better sight. 
SkeL Or Westminster Meg,* 

With her long leg, 

As long as a crane; 

And feet like a plane : 

With a pair of heels, 

As broad as two wheels ; 

To drive down the dew, 

As she goes to the stew : 

And turns home merry, 

By Lambeth ferry. 

Or you may have come 

In, Thomas Thumb, 

In a pudding fat 

With doctor Rat. 

7 As the ballad doth "vaunt} The ballad, of which the first 
stanza follows, is re-published in Percy's Reliques, vol. ii. p. 218. 

*' When captains courageous, whom death colde not daunte, 
Did march to the siege of the cittye of Gaunte, 
They mustred their souldiers by two and by three, 
And foremost in battle was Mary Ambree.''' 

8 Or Westminster Meg.] There is a penny story-book of this 
tremendous virago, who performed many wonderful exploits 
about the time that Jack the Giant-killer flourished. She was 
buried, as all the world knows, in the cloisters of Westminster 
abbey, where a huge stone is still pointed out to the Whitaun- 
tide visitors as her grave-stone. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 79 

Johp. Ay, that ! that ! that ! 
We'll have 'em all, 
To fill the hall. 

The A N T i M A s Q u E follows, 

Consisting of these twelve persons, HOWLEGLASS, 
the four KNAVES, two RUFFIANS, (FiTz-ALE 
and VAPOR,) ELINOR RUM MING, MARY AM- 
BREE, LOXG MEG of Westminster ) TOM THUMB, 
and doctor RAT. 

They DANCE, and withdraw. 

Mere. What, are they vanish'd ! where is skip- 
ping Skelton? 

Or moral Skogan ? I do like their shew, 
And would have thank'd them, being the first 

grace 

The company of the Rosy-cross hath done me. 
Johp. The company o' the Rosy-cross, you 

widgeon ! 

The company of [the] players. Go, you are, 
And will be still your self, a Merefool, in : 
And take your pot of honey here, and hogs- 
grease, 
See who has gull'd you, and make one. 

[Exit Merefool. 
Great king, 
Your pardon, if desire to please have trespass'd. 

9 The company of [the] players.] Professional actors, as has 
been already observed, were sometimes employed in the Anti- 
masques, more egpeciaily where they were of a very grotesque 
and ridiculous nature. 



80 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

This fool should have been sent to Anticyra, 
The isle of Ellebore, there to have purg'd, 
Not hoped a happy seat within your waters. 
Hear now the message of the Fates, and Jove, 
On whom these Fates depend, to you, as Neptune 
The great commander of the seas and isles. 
That point of revolution being come, 
When all the Fortunate Islands should be join'd, 
MACARIA one, and thought a principal, 
That hitherto hath floated, as uncertain 
Where she should fix her blessings, is to-night 
Instructed to adhere to your Britannia : 
That where the happy spirits live, hereafter 
Might be no question made, by the most curious, 
Since the MACARII come to do you homage, 
And join their cradle to your continent. 

Here the scene opens, and the MASQUERS are disco- 
vered sitting in their several sieges. The air 
opens above, and APOLLO, with HARMONV, and 
the SPIRITS of Music sing, the while the Island 
moves forward, PROTEUS sitting below, and 
hearkening. 

SONG. 

Look forth, the shepherd of the seas, 
And of the ports that keep the keys, 

And to your Neptune tell, 
Macaria, prince oj all the isles, 
Wherein there nothing grows but smiles. 

Doth here put in, to dwell. 

The winds are sweet and gently blow, 
But Zephyrus, no breath they know, 
The father of thejlowers : 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 81 

By him the virgin violets live, 
And every plant doth odours give, 
As new, as are the hours. 

Cho. Then, think it not a common cause, 
That to it so much wonder draws, 

And all the heavens consent, 
With harmony to tune their notes, 
In answer to the public votes, 
That for it up were sent. 

By this time, the island having joined itself to 
the shore, PROTEUS, PORTUNUS, and SARON 
come forth, and go up singing to the state, 
while the MASQUERS take time to rank them- 
selves. 

SONG. 

Pro. Ay, now, the heights of Neptune's honours shine, 
And all the glories of his greater style 
Are read, reflected in this happiest isle. 

Por. How both the air, the soil, the seat combine 
To speak it blessed! 

Sar. These are the true groves 

Where joys are born. 

Pro. Where longings, 

Por. And where loves I 

Sar. That live I 

Pro. That last ! 

Por. No intermitted wind 

Blows here, but what leaves flowers or fruit 
behind. 

Cho. 'Tis odour all that comes f 

And every tree doth give his gums. 

VOL. VIII. G 



82 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

Pro. There is no sickness, nor no old age known 

To man, nor any grief that he dares own. 

There is no hunger here, nor envy of state. 

Nor least ambition in the magistrate. 

But all are even hearted, open, free, 

And what one is, another strives to be. 
Por. Here, all the day, they feast, they sport, and 
spring, 

Now dance the Graces' hay ; now Venus ring 

To which the old musicians play and sing. 
Sar. There is Arion, tuning his bold harp t 

From flat to sharp, 
Por. And light Anacreon, 

He still is one ! 
Pro. Stesichorus there, too, 

That Linus and old Orpheus doth outdo 

To wonder. 

Sar. And Amphion ! he is there. 
Por. Nor is Apollo dainty to appear 

In such a quire, although the trees be thick, 
Pro. He will look in, and see the airs be quick, 

And that the times be true. 
Por. Then, chanting, 

Pro. Then, 

Up with their notes, they raise the prince of 

men, 
Sar. And sing the present prophesy that goes, 

Of joining the bright Lily and the Rose. 

Cho. See ! all the flowers, 

Pro. That spring the banks along, 

Do move their heads unto that under song. 

Cho. Ssron, Portunus, Proteus, help to bring 
Our primrose in, the glory of the spring ; 
And tell the daffodil, against that day, 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 83 

That we prepare new garlands fresh as May, 
And interweave the myrtle and the bay. 

This sung, the island goes back, whilst the Upper 
Chorus takes it from them, and the MASQUERS 
prepare for their figure. 

Cho. Spring all the graces of the age, 

And all the loves of time ; 
Bring all the pleasures of the stage. 

And relishes of rhyme. 
Add all the softnesses of courts, 

The looks, the laughters, and the sports ; 
And mingle all their sweets, and salts, 

That none may say, the triumph halts. 

The MASQUERS dance their ENTRY, or FIRST 
DANCE. 

Which done, the first prospective, a maritime palace* 
or the house of OCEAN us is discovered to loud 
music. 

The other above is no more seen. 

Johp. Behold the palace of Oceanus ! 
Hail, reverend structure ! boast no more to us 
Thy being able all the gods to feast ; 
We saw enough ; when Albion was thy guest. 

Here the MEASURES. 

After which, the second prospective, a sea, is shown 
to the former music. 

Johp. Now turn, and view the wonders of the 

deep, 

Where Proteus' herds, and Neptune's ores do 
keep, 

G 2 



84 THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 

Where allisplough'd, yet still the pasture's green; 
New ways are found, and yet no paths are seen. 

Here PROTEUS, PORTUNUS, SARON^O up to the 
Ladies with this SONG, 

Pro. Come, noble nymphs, and do not hide 

The joys for which you so provide : 
Sar. If not to mingle with the men, 

What do you here ? Go home agen* 
Por. Your dressings do confess, 

By what we see, so curious parts 

Of Pallas, and Arachne's arts, 

That you could mean no less. 
Pro. Why do you wear the silk- worm's toils, 

Or glory in the shell-Jish' spoils ; 

Or strive to skew the grains of ore 

That you have gathered on the shore, 
If 'hereof to make a stock 

To graft the greener emerald on, 

Or any better watered stone, 
Sar. Or ruby of the rock. 

Pro. Why do you smell of amber-grisc, 

Of which was formed Neptune's niece, 

The queen of love ; unless you can, 

Like sea-born Venus t lone a man ? 
Sar. Try, put yourselves unto't. 

Cho. Your looks, your smiles, and thoughts that meet, 
Ambrosian hands, and silver feet, 

Do promise you will do't. 

The REVELS follow. 

Which ended, the fleet is discovered, while the three 
cornets play. 



THE FORTUNATE ISLES. 85 

Johp. Tis time, your eyes should be refresh'd 

at length 
With something new, a part of Neptune's 

strength, 

See yond', his fleet, ready to go or come, 
Or fetch the riches of the Ocean home, 
So to secure him, both in peace and wars, 
Till not one ship alone, but all be stars. 

Then the last 
SONG. 

Pro. Although we wish the glory still might last 
Of such a night, and for the causes past : 
Yet now, great lord of waters, and of isles, 
Give Proteus leave to turn unto his wiles. 

Por. And whilst young Albion doth thy labours ease. 
Dispatch Portunus to the ports. 

Sar. And Saron to the seas, 

To meet old Nereus, with hisjifty girls, 
From aged Indus laden home with pearls, 
And orient gums, to burn unto thy name. 

Cho. And may thy subjects' hearts be all on flame. 
Whilst thou dost keep the earth injirm estate, 
And Amongst the winds dost suffer no debate ; 
But both at sea, and land, our powers increase, 
With health, and all the golden gifts of peace. 

After which they danced their last DANCE. 
And thus it ended. 



LOVE'S TRI UMPH 

THROUGH 

CALLIPOLIS. 

PERFORMED IN A MASQUE AT COURT, 

1630. 

By his Majesty, with the Lords and Gentlemen 
assisting. 

The Inventors, BEN JONSON ; INIGO JONES. 
Quando magis dignos licuit spectare triumphos ? 



LOVE'S TRIUMPH THROUGH CALIJ*OLIS.] From the small 
edition in 4to. 1630, which differs in no material point from 
the second folio. In this, which was the Queen's Masque, the 
King was a performer ; in that which follows, (the King's 
Masque,) she returned the compliment It does not appear that 
either Love's Triumph, or Ckloridia, which follows it, was given 
to the press by Jonson : the latter is not dated, but was printed 
for the same bookseller, Thomas Walkley, as the former. 



LOVE'S TRIUMPH. 



TO MAKE THE SPECTATORS UNDER8TANDERS. 

WHEREAS, all Representations, especially those of 
this nature in court, public spectacles, either 
have been, or ought to be, the mirrors of man's 
life, whose ends, for the excellence of their ex- 
hibitors (as being the donatives of great princes 
to their people) ought always to carry a mixture 
of profit with them, no less than delight ; we, 
the inventors, being commanded from the KING 
to think on something worthy of his majesty's 
putting iu act, with a selected company of his 
lords and gentlemen, called to the assistance ; 
for the honour of his court, and the dignity of 
that heroic love, and regal respect born by him 
to his unmatchable lady and spouse, the queen's 
majesty, after some debate of cogitation with 
ourselves, 1 resolved on this following argument. 
First, that a person, boni ominis, of a good 
character, as Euphernus, sent down from heaven 
to Callipolis, which is understood the city of 

1 dfter some debate with ourselves, &c.] This is worth notice, 
as it seems to prove that up to this late period, nearly thirty 
years from the commencement of their connection, nothing had 
happened to interrupt the good understanding between Inigo 
Jones and Jonson. 



SO LOVE'S TRIUMPH 

Beauty or Goodness, should come in; and, finding 
her majesty there enthroned, declare unto her, 
that Love, who was wont to be respected as a 
special deity in court, and tutelar god of the 
place, had of late received an advertisement, 
that in the suburbs, or skirts of Callipolis, were 
crept in certain sectaries, or depraved lovers, 
who neither knew the name, or nature of love 
rightly, yet boasted themselves his followers, 
when they were fitter to be called his furies : 
their whole life being a continued vertigo, or 
rather a torture on the wheel of love, than any 
motion either of order or measure. When sud- 
denly they leap forth below, a mistress leading 
them, and with antic gesticulation and action, 
after the manner of the old pantomimi, they 
dance over a distracted comedy of love, express- 
ing their confused affections, in the scenical 
persons and habits of the four prime European 
nations. 

A glorious boasting lover. 
A whining ballading lover. 
An adventurous romance lover. 

A phantastic umbrageous lover. 
A bribing corrupt lover. 
A f reward jealous lover. 

A sordid illiberal lover. 
A proud scornful lover. 
An angry quarrelling lover. 

A melancholic despairing lover. 
An envious unquiet lover. 
A sensual brute lover. 



THROUGH CALLIPOLIS. 91 

All -which, in varied intricate turns, and involved 
mazes, expiest, make the ANTIMASQUE : and con- 
clude the exit, in a circle. 

EUPHEMUS descends singing. 

* joy to mortals, the rejoicing Jires 
Of gladness smile in your dilated hearts ! 
Whilst Love presents a world of chaste desires^ 
Which may produce a harmony of parts ! 

Love is the right affection of the mind, 

The noble appetite of what is best: 
Desire of union with the thing design d, 

But in fruition of it cannot rest. 

The father Plenty is, the mother Want* 
Plenty the beauty which it wanteth draws ; 

Want yields itself ; affording what is scant : 
So both affections are the unions cause. 

But rest not here. For love hath larger scopes, 
JVewjoys, new pleasures, of as fresh a date 

As are his minutes : and in him no hopes 
Are pure, but those he can perpetuate. 

[He goes up to the state. 

To you, that are by excellence a queen i 
The top of beauty / but of such an air, 

As only by the mind's eye may be seen 
Tour interwoven lines of good and fair ! 

* The father Plenty is, the mother Want.] This allegory is 
a fiction of Plato, in his Symposium. WHA.L. 

Whalley was not aware of the existence of the 4to. edition, 
There Jonson gives the names Porus and Penia. 



92 LOVE'S TRIUMPH 

Vouchsafe to grace love's triumph here to-night. 
Through all the streets of your Callipolis ; 

Which by the splendor of your rays made bright, 
The scat and region of all beauty is. 

Love in perfection longeth to appear, 
But prays of favour he be not calVd on, 

Till all the suburbs and the skirts be clear 
Of perturbations, and tK injection gone. 

Then will he flow forth, like a rich perfume 
Into your nostrils! or some sweeter sound 

Of melting music, that shall not consume 
Within the ear, but run the mazes round. 

Here the CHORUS walk about with their censers. 

Cho. Mean time, we make lustration of the place, 

And, with our solemn Jires and waters prove 
T'have frighted hence the weak diseased race 
Of those were tortured on the wheel of love. 

The Glorious, Whining, the Adventurous fool 
Fantastic, Bribing, and the Jealous ass. 

The Sordid, Scornful, and the Angry mule, 
The Melancholic, Dull, and Envious mass. 

Grand Clio. With all the rest, that in the sensual 

school 

Of lust, for their degree of brute may pass; 
All which are vapour 'd hence. 
No loves, but slaves to sense; 
Mere cattle, and not men. 
Sound, sound, and treble all our joys agen, 
Who had the power and virtue to remove 
Such monsters Jrom the labyrinth of love. 



THROUGH CALLIPOLIS. 93 



The scene opens and discovers a prospect of the 
sea. The TRIUMPH is first seen afar off, and 
led in by AMPHITRITE, the wife of Oceanus, 
with four sea gods attending her, NEREUS, 
PROTEUS, GLAUCUS, PAL^EMON. 

The Triumph 9 consisted of fifteen LOVERS, and 
as many Cupids, who rank themselves seven 
and seven on a side, with each a Cupid before 
him, with a lighted torch, and the middle 
person (which is his Majesty) placed in the 
centre. 4 

3 The Triumph, &c.] The approach of this Triumph, (that i> 
the procession, or grand entry of the Masquers crowned with 
chaplets of roses, laurel, and all the rich adornments of victory, 
and ushered in by ablaze of torches,) must have afforded a mag- 
nificent spectacle. Indeed, the whole of this masque is credi. 
table to the fancy of the inventors ; who appear to have con- 
sulted the splendor of the show more than the usual concomitants 
of poetry, music, and dancing. 

4 If the reader is curious to know who presented the re- 
spective lovers, he may learn it from the following arrangement 
as given by the author. 

1. The provident. Marquess of HAMILTON. 

2. The judicious. Lord Chamberlain. 

3. The secret. Earl of HOLLAND. 

4. The valiant. Earl of CARNARTON. 

5. The witty. Earl of NEWPORT. 

6. The jovial. Viscount DONCASTER. 

7. The secure. Lord STRANGE. 

15. THE HEROICAL. The KING. 

8. The substantial. Sir WILLIAM HOWARD. 

9. The modest. Sir ROBERT STANLEY. 

10. The candid. Sir WILLIAM BROOK. 

11. The courteous. Master GORING. 

12. The elegant. Master RALEGH. 

13. The rational. Master DIMOCK. 

14. The magnificent. Master ABERCROMY. 



94 LOVE'S TRIUMPH 

Am ph. Here stay a while : this, this, 
The temple of all beauty is ! 
Here, perfect lovers, you must pay 
First fruits; and on these altars lay 
(The ladies breasts,) your ample vows, 
Such as love brings, and beauty best allows I 

Cho. For love without his object soon is gone : 
Love must have answering love to look upon. 

Amph. To you, best judge then of perfection * 
Euph. The queen of what is wonder in the place ! 
Amph. Pure object of heroic love, alone ! 
Euph. The centre of proportion ! 
Amph. Sweet ness / 

Euph. Grace ! 

Amph, Deign to receive all lines of love in one. 
Euph. And by reflecting of them Jill this space. 
Cho. Till it a circle of' those glories prove, 

Fit to be sought in beauty, found by love. 
Semi-cho. Where love is mutual, still 

All things in order move. 
Semi-cho. The circle of the will 

Is the true sphere of love. 

Cho, Advance, you gentler Cupids, then, advance, 
Andshew your just perfections in your dance. 

The CUPIDS dance their dance; and the MAS- 
QUEHS their Entry. 

Which done, Eu c LIA, or afair glory, appears in the 
heavens, singing an applausive SONG, or Pagan 
of the whole, which she takes occasion to in- 
geminate in the second chorus, upon the sight 
of a work of Neptune's, being a hollow rock, 
filling part of the sea-prospect, whereon the 
MUSES sit. 



THROUGH CALLIPOLIS. 95 



HYMN. 

Euc. So love emergent out of chaos brought 

The world to light I 

And gently moving on the waters, wrought 
Aliform to sight ! 

Love's appetite 
Did beauty first excite : 
And left imprinted in the air 
Those signatures of good and fair, 
Cho. Which since have flow' d, flow" d forth upon the 

sense 

To wonder Jirst, and then to excellence, 
By virtue of divine intelligence ! 

The Ingemination. 

And Neptune too, 
Shews what his waves can do : 
To call the Muses all to play, 
And sing the birth of Venus' day, 
Cho. Which from the sea flow d forth upon the sense, 
To wonder Jirst, and next to excellence, 
By virtue of divine intelligence ! 

Here follow the REVELS. 

Which ended, the scene changeth to a garden, 
and the heavens opening, there appear four 
new persons, in form of a Constellation, sit- 
ting; or a new Asterism, expecting VENUS, 
whom they call upon with this 



96 LOVE'S TRIUMPH 

SONG. 
JUPITER, JUNO, GENIUS, HYMEN. 

Jup. Haste, daughter Venus, haste and come away, 
Jim. All powers that govern marriage, pray 

That you will lend your light, 
Gen. Unto the constellation of this night. 
Hym. Hymen. 
Jim. And Juno. 
Gen. And the Genius call. 
Jup. Your father Jupiter. 
Grand Cho. And all 

That bless or honour holy nuptial. 

VENUS here appears in a cloud, and passing 
through the Constellation, descendeth to the 
earth, when presently the cloud vanisheth, 
and she is seen sitting in a throne. 

Ven. Here, here I present am 

Both in my girdle, and myjlame ; 
Wherein are woven all the powers 
The Graces gave me, or the Hours, 
My nurses once, with all the arts 
Of gaining, and of holding hearts : 

And these with I descend. 
But, to your influences, Jirst commend 

The vow, I go to take 
On earth, for perfect love and beauty's sake. 

Her song ended, and she rising up to go to the 
queen, the throne disappears : in place of 
which, there shooteth up a palm-tree with an 
imperial crown on the top ; from the root 
whereof, lilies and roses twining together, and 



THROUGH CALLIPOLIS. 97 

embracing the stem, flourish through the 
crown; which she in the SONG with the 
CHORUS describes. 

Grand Cho. Beauty and Love, whose story is mys- 

terial, 

In yonder palm-tree, and the crown imperial, 
Do from the Rose and Lily, so delicious, 
Promise a shade, shall ever be propitious 
To both the kingdoms. But to Britain's Genius 
The snaky rod, and serpents of Cyllenius 
Bring not more peace than these, who so united be 
By Love, as with it earth and heaven delighted be. 
And who this king and queen would well historify, 
Need only speak their names ; these them will glorify: 
MARY and CHARLES, Charles with his Mary 

named are, 
And all the rest of loves or princes famed are. 

After this, they DANCE their going out, 
And thus it ended. 



VOL. VIII. H 



CHLORIDIA. 

RITES TO CHLORIS AND HER NYMPHS. 

PERSONATED IN A 

MASQUE AT COURT. 

By the Queen's MAJESTY, and her Ladies, at 
Shrove-tide, ]630. 

The Inventors, BEN JONSON; INIGO JONES. 
Unius tellus ante colons erat. 



CHLORIDIA.] From the undated 4to. but probably printed 
in 1630 : it is also in the fol. 1641. See the observations on 
Love's Triumph. No mention of Jones occurs in the 4to. edition 
of this Masque ; though his name is found in the folio. 



CHLORIDIA. 



THE King and Queen's majesty having given 
their command for the invention of a new argu- 
ment, with the whole change of the scene, 
wherein her majesty, with the like number of 
her ladies, purposed a presentation to the king; 
it was agreed, it should be the celebration of 
some rites done to the goddess Chloris, who, in 
a general council of the gods, was proclaimed 
goddess of the flowers ; according to that of 
Ovid, in the Fasti, 

Arbitrium tu Deafloris habe. 

And was to be stellified on earth, by an absolute 
decree from Jupiter, who would have the earth 
to be adorn'd with stars, as well as the heaven. 
Upon this hinge the whole invention moved. 
The ornament which went about the scene, 
was composed of foliage, or leaves heighten'd 
with gold, and interwoven with all sorts of 
flowers, and naked children, playing and climb- 
ing among the branches ; and in the midst a 
great garland of flowers, in which was written, 
CHLORIDIA. 

The curtain being drawn up, the scene is dis- 
covered, consisting of pleasant hills, planted 
with young trees, and all the lower banks adorned 



102 CHLORIDIA. 

with flowers. And from some hollow parts of 
those hiils, fountains come gliding down ; which, 
in the far off landscape, seemed all to be con- 
verted to a river. 

Over all a serene sky, with transparent clouds, 
giving a great lustre to the whole work ; which 
did imitate the pleasant Spring. 

When the spectators had enough fed their 
eyes with the delights of the scene, in a part of 
the air, a bright cloud begins to break forth ; 
and in it is sitting a plump boy, in a changeable 
garment, richly adorned, representing the mild 
ZEPHYRUS. On the other side of the scene, in a 
purplish cloud, appeareth the SPRING, a beau- 
tiful maid, her upper garment green, under it a 
white robe wrought with flowers; a garland on 
her head. 

Here ZEPHYRUS begins his dialogue, calling 
her forth, and making narration of the gods' 
decree at large, which she obeys, pretending it 
is come to earth already ; and there begun to 
be executed by the king's favour, who assists 
with all bounties, that may be either urged as 
causes or reasons of the Spring. 

1 SONG, 

Zeph. Come forth, come forth, the gentle Spring, 
And carry the glad news I bring, 

To earth t our common mother : 
It is decreed by all the gods, 
That heaven of earth shall have no odds, 
But one shall love another. 

Their glories they shall mutual make, 
Earth look on heaven, for heaven 's sake, 
Their honours shall be even : 



CH LOR ID I A. 105 

All emulation cense, and jars, 
Jove will I ave earth to have her stars 
And lights, no less than heaven. 

Spring. It is already done, in flowers 

Asfreih and new as are the hours, 

By warmth of yonder sun : 
But will be multiplied on us, 
If from the breath of Zephyrus 

Like favour we have won. 



Zeph. Give all to him : His is the 

The heat, the humour, 
Spring. . All the true 

Beloved of the Spring ! 
Zeph. The sun, the wind, the verdure! 
Spring. All 

That wisest nature cause can call 
Of fjjuick'ning any thing. 

At which ZEPHYRUS passeth away through the 
air, and the SPRING descendeth to the earth; 
and is received by the NAIADES, or Napese, 
who are the nymphs, fountains, and servants 
of the season. 

2 SONG. 

Naides. Fair maid, but are you come to dwell,- 

And tarry with us here ? 
Spring. Fresh Fountains, I am come to tell 

A tale inyond* soft ear, 
Whereof the murmur wll do well; 

If you your parts will bear. 
Naides. Our pur lings wait upon the Spring. 
Spring. Go uf> with me, then ; help to sing 

The story to the king. 



104 CHLORIDIA 



Here the SPRING goes up, singing the argument, 
to the king, and the N AIDES follow with the 
close. 

Spring. Cupid hath taen offence of late, 
At all the gods, that of the state, 
And in their council, he was so deserted, 
Not to be caWd unto their guild, 
But slightly pass* d by as a child. 

Naides. Wherein he thinks his honour was perverted. 

Spring. And though his mother seek to season, 

And rectify his rage with reason, 
By shewing he lives yet under her command, 
Rebellious he doth disobey, 
And she hath forced his arms away. 

Naides. To make him Jed the justice of her hand. 

Whereat the boy, in fury fell, 
With all his speed, is gone to hell, 
There to excite and stir up jealousy. 
To make a pai ty 'gainst the, gods, 
And set heaven, earth, and hell at odds. 
Naides. And raise a chaos of calamity. 

The SONG ended, the Nymphs fall into a dance, 
to their voices and instruments, and so return 
into the scene. 



The ANTIMASQUE. 

A part of the under-ground opening, out of it enter 
a DWARF post pom hell, riding on a curt a I, with 
cloven f get, and two Lacqueys : these DANCE, and 



CHLORIDIA. 105 

make the first entry of the Antimasque. He alights 
and speaks. 

Dwarf. Hold my stirrup, my one lacquey ; 
and look to my curtal, the other ; walk him well, 
sirrah, while I expatiate myself here in the re- 
port of my office. Oh, the Furies ! how I am 
joyed with the title of it! Postillion of hell! yet 
no Mercury : hut a mere cacodasmon, sent 
hither with a packet of news ! news ! never was 
hell so furnished of the commodity of news! 
Love hath been lately there, and so entertain'd 
by Pluto and Proserpine, and all the grandees of 
the place, as it is there perpetual holyday ; and 
a cessation of torment granted, and proclaimed 
for ever! Half-famish 'd Tantalus is fallen to his 
fruit, with that appetite, as it threatens to undo 
the whole company of costard-mongers; and 
has a river afore him, running excellent wine. 
Ixion is loosed from his wheel, and turn'd dancer, 
does nothing but cut capreols, fetch friskals, 
and leads lavoltos with the Lamiaj ! Sisyphus 
has left rolling the stone, and is grown a master- 
bowler ; challenges all the prime gamesters, 
parsons in hell, and gives them odds ; upon 
Tityus's breast, that (for six of the nine acres) 
is counted the subtlest bowling-ground in all 
Tartary. 1 All the Furies are at a game call'd 
nine-pins, or keils, made of old usurers' bones, 
and their souls looking on with delight, and 
betting on the game ! Never was there such 
freedom of sport. Danaus' daughters have broke 

1 Is counted the subtlest bowling-ground in all Tartary. ~] i. c. 
the smoothest, finest : the expression occurs in Shakspeare : 

" Like to a bowl upon a subtle ground." Coriolanus, Act. 5. 

WHAL. 



106 CHLORIDIA. 

their bottomless tubs, and made bonfires of them. 
All istunfd triumph there. Had hell-gates been 
kept with half that strictness, as the entry here 
has been to-night, Pluto would have had but a 
cold court, and Proserpine a thin presence, 
though both have a vast territory. We had such 
a stir to get in, I, and my curtal, and my two 
lacqueys, all ventured through the eye of a 
Spanish needle, we had never come in else, and 
that was by the favour of one of the guard who 
was a woman's tailor, and held ope the passage. 
Cupid by commission hath carried Jealousy 
from hell, Disdain, Fear, and Dissimulation, with 
other goblins, to trouble the gods. And I am 
sent after, post, to raise TEMPEST, WINDS, 
LIGHTNINGS, THUNDER, RAIN, and SNOW, for 
some new exploit they have against the earth, 
and the goddess Chloris, queen of the flowers, 
and mistress of the Spring. For joy of which, I 
will return to myself, mount my bidet, in a dance; 
and curvet upon my curtal. 

Here he mounts his curtal^ and with his lacqueys, 
danceth forth as he came in. 

Second ENTRY. 

Cupid, Jealousy, Disdain, Fear, and Dissimu- 
lation dance together. 

Third ENTRY. 

The queen's dwarf,* richly apparelled, as a prince 
of hell, attended by six infernal spirits, he first 

* The queen's dwarf."] Jeffrey Hudson. He was born at 
Oakham, in Rutlandshire. His father, who kept the duke of 
Buckingham's " baiting- bulls," and was, as Fuller says, a very 



CHLORIDIA. 107 

danceth alone, and then the spirits, all expressing 
their joy for Cupid's coming among them. 

Fourth ENTRY. 

Here the scene changeth into a horrid storm ; 
out of which enters the nymph Tempest, with 
four Winds; they dance. 

Fifth ENTRY. 

Lightnings, three in number, their habits 
glistering expressing that effect, in their motion. 

Sixth ENTRY. 

Thunder alone dancing the tunes to a noise, 
mixed, and imitating thunder. 

proper man, broad shouldered and broad chested, presented 
him to the Duchess, when he was nine years old, and scarcely 
a foot and half in height. In 1626, he was served up to the 
king and queen, then upon a visit to Burleigh, in a cold pye ; 
and subsequently taken to Whitehall, where he became the 
queen's page, and entered into the diversions of the court. 

It is probable that he played Tom Thumb in the preceding 
Masque, in which Evans, the gigantic porter, in the character 
of Dr. Rat, to the inexpressible delight of the spectators, pro- 
duced him out of his pocket. 

But Jeffrey played a part in more serious affairs. He wa 
sent some time after this, to I* ranee, to fetch a midwife for the 
queen ; and ou his return was captured by a Dunkirk pri- 
vateer. On the breaking out of the civil war, he held a com- 
mission in the cavalry, and followed his mistress to France. 
Here he had a dispute with a Mr. Crofts, a young gentleman 
of family, which ended in a challenge. Crofts came to the field 
armed with a squirt : this only served to exasperate matters; 
and a real duel ensued, in which Jeffrey shot his antagonist 
dead upon the spot. For this, (Fuller says,) he was imprisoned. 

He returned to England after the Restoration, and was in- 
volved in some trouble on account of what was called the 
Popish Plot. He died about 16'83. 



108 CHLORIDIA. 



Seventh ENTRY. 

Rain, presented by five persons, all swollen, 
and clouded over, their hair flagging, as if they 
were wet, and in their hands balls full of sweet 
water, which, as they dance, sprinkle all the room. 

Eighth ENTRY. 

Seven with rugged white heads and beards, to 
express Snow, with flakes on their garments, 
mixed with hail. These having danced, return 
into the stormy scene, whence they came. 

Here, by the providence of Juno, the Tempest 
on an instant ceaseth ; and the scene is changed 
into a delicious place, figuring the BOWER OF 
CHLORIS. Where, in an arbour feigned of gold- 
smith's-work, the ornament of which was born 
up with termes of satyrs, beautified with fes- 
toons, garlands, and all sorts of fragrant flowers. 
Beyond all this, in the sky a-far off, appeared a 
rainbow : in the most eminent place of the 
Bower, sat the goddess CHLORIS, accompanied 
with fourteen nymphs, 3 their apparel white, 

The names of the Masquers, who personated the Nymphs, 
are thus given by the poet, arranged as they sat in the BOWER. 

1. Countess of CARLISLE. 2. Countess of CARNARVON. 

3. Countess of BERKSHIRE. 4. M. PORTER. 

5. Countess of NEWPORT. 6. M. DOR. SAVAGE. 

15. The QUEEN. 

7. Countess of OXFORD. 8. Lady HOWARD. 

9. Lady ANNE CAVENDISH. 10. M. ELIZ. SAVAGE. 

11. Lady PENELOPE EGERTON. 12. M.ANNE WESTON. 

13. Lady STRANGE. 14. M. SOPHIA CAEY, 



CHLORIDIA. 109 

embroidered with silver, trimmed at the shoul- 
ders with great leaves of green, embroidered 
with gold, falling one under the other. And of 
the same work were their bases, their head-tires 
of flowers, mixed with silver and gold, with 
some sprigs of aegrets among, and from the top 
of their dressing, a thin veil hanging down. 

Allwhich beheld, the NYMPHS, RIVERS, and FOUN- 
TAINS, with the SPRING, sung this rejoicing Song. 

3 SONG. 

Grand. Cho. Runout, all the floods, in joy, with 
your silver feet, 

And haste to meet 

The enamoured Spring, 
For whom the warbling fountains sing : 

The story of the flowers, 

Preserved by the Hours ; 
At Juno's soft command, and Iris' showers ; 
Sent to quench jealousy, and all those powers 
Of Love's rebellious war : 
Whilst CHLORIS sits a shining star 
To crown, and grace our jolly song, made long, 
To the notes that we bring, to glad the Spring. 

Which ended, the Goddess and her Nymphs 
descend the degrees into the room, and dance 
the Entry of the GRAND MASQUE. 

After this, another SONG by the same persons as 

before. 

4 SONG. 

Grand Cho. Tell a truth, gay Spring, let us know 
JVhatfeet they were, that so 



lid CHLORIDIA. 

Impressed the earth, and made such various 
flowers to grow. 

Spring. She that led, a queen was at least, 

Or a goddess 'hove the rest : 
And all their graces in herself exprest. 

Grand Cho. O, 'twere a fame to know her name ! 

Whether she were the. root ; 
Or they did take M' impression from her foot. 

The MASQUERS here dance their second Dance. 

Which done, the farther prospect of the scene 
changeth into air, with a low landscape, in part 
covered with clouds: and in that instant, the 
heaven opening, JUNO and IRIS are seen; and 
above them many airy spirits, sitting in the 
clouds. 

5 SONG. 

Juno. Now Juno, and the air shall know, 

The truth of what is done below 

From our discoloured bow. 

Iris, what news f 
Iris. The air is clear, your bow can tell, 

Chloris renown d, Spightfled to hell ; 

The business all is well. 

And Cupid sues. 
Juno. For pardon ! Does tie ? 
Iris. He sheds tears 

More than your birds hare eyes. 
Juno. The gods have ears: 

Offences made against the deities 

Are soonjorgot. , 
Iris. JJ who offends be wise. 



CHLORIDIA. ill 

Here, out of the earth ariseth a Hill, and on 
the top of it a globe, on which FAME is seen 
standing with her trumpet in her hand ; and on 
the hill are seated four persons, presenting 
POESY, HISTORY, ARCHITECTURE, and SCULP- 
TURE ; who together with the Nymphs, Floods, 
and Fountains, make a full choir ; at which 
FAME begins to mount, and moving her wings 
flieth, singing, up to heaven. 

Fame. Rise, golden Fame, and give thy name a birth. 

Cho. From great and generous actions done on 
earth. 

Fame. The life of Fame is action. 

Cho. Understood, 

That action must be virtuous, great, and good. 

Fame. Virtue itsdf by Fame is oft protected, 
And dies despised 

Cho. Where the Fame" s neglected.* 

Fame. Who hath not heard of Chloris, and her 

bower, 

Fair Iris' act, employed by Juno's power. 
To guard the Spring, and prosper every flower, 
Whom jealousy and hell thought to devour? 

Cho. Great actions oft obscured by time, may lie, 
Or envy 

Fame. But they last to memory. 

Poesy. We that sustain thee, learned Poesy, 



4 Where the Fame's neglected.'} This sentiment has occurred 
more than once before. It is from Tacitus : Conttmptu fanuz 
contemni virtutem. 



112 CHLORIDIA. 

Hist. And I her sister, severe History, 

Archi. With Architecture, who will raise thee high, 

Sculp. And Sculpture, that can keep thee from to dief 

Cho. All help to lift thee to eternity. 

Juno. And Juno through the air doth make thy way. 
Iris. By her serenest messenger of day. 
Fame. Thus Fame ascends, by all degrees, to heaven, 
And leaves a light, here, brighter than the 
seven. 

Grand Cho. Let all applaud the sight. 
Airjirst, that gave the bright 
Reflections, day or night ! 
With these supports of Fame, 
That keep alive her name ! 
The beauties of the Spring. 
Founts, Rivers, every thing : 
From the height of all, 
To the waters fall, 
Resound and sing 

The honours of his Chloris, to the king. 
Chloris, the queen oj flowers; 
The sweetness of all showers ; 
The ornament of bowers : 
The top of paramours. 

FAME being hidden in the clouds, the hill sinks, 
and the heaven closeth. 

The MASQUERS dance with the LORDS. 
And thus it ended. 

5 From to diej] i. e from death. A very elegant Grecism ; 
<ro T 0avsv : and which our poets have employed in our 
language with singular strength and beauty. Thus Spenser : 

" Be sure that nought may save theeyrom to <#e." WHAL. 

The Grecism is, as Whalley says, very elegant ; in our 
language the expression is a mere barbarism, feeble, ungraceful, 
and ungrammatical. 



[ 113] 



We have now reached the scene of contention between 
our poet and Inigo Jones. Till this period, they appear to 
have lived in sufficient harmony. The writer of Jones's life, 
in the Biographia Britannica, says, that the quarrel broke 
out soon after 1609, and continued to the death of Jonson ; 
this is the eternal echo : and I am weary of repeating that 
it is utterly false and groundless. The first symptoms of dig. 
affection, on the poet's side, appear in the Tale of a Tub, 
written in 16S3, and from the language there used, it is 
more than probable that the quarrel originated not with him, 
but his associate. 

If the reader has looked through these Masques, he must 
have noticed the friendly solicitude of Jonson to put forward 
the talents of this man : this was the more important, as the 
first attempts of Jones had been somewhat unsuccessful. In 
1605-G,he was employed on a Masque, prepared for the king's 
entertainment, at Oxford. " The machinery and stages," 
(says my author) " were chiefly constructed by one Mr. Jones, 
a great traveller, who undertook to furnish them with rare 
devices, but performed very little to what was expected." 
Lei. Col. vol. ii. C46. He was not more fortunate at Cam- 
bridge, where he was employed on the machinery for the 
representation of Ajax. Till the death of prince Henry, then, 
in 1612, nothing but kindness appears on the part of Jonson. 
In that year, or the next, Jones went abroad, and pursued 
his studies in Italy for several years; yet Jon-on is ridicu- 
lously charged with attacking him in Bartholomew Fair, 
which was brought out in 1614. No mention of his name 
occurs in any part of our poet's works, (though the Master 
of the Revels says he was employed in the Prince's .'.aaque,} 
till 16-25, when he joined in the production of Pan's ^Inni- 
versary. Another interval of five years took place, before 
he was called upon again, when, as Jonson says, they met 
by the king's command, and consulted together on the con- 
struction of Love's Triumph, and Chloridia. During this 
long period, not a murmur of discontent appears to have 
escaped Jonson. Why then is it taken tor granted that the 
quarrel which followed the exhibition of the last piece, origi- 
nated solely with him ? E\en in the description of the 
scenery, which evidently proceeded from Jonspq, there is a 
visible anxiety to recommend it to favour. 

VOL. VIII. I 



But what, after all, occasioned the breach ? Dr. Aikin, in 
that worthless compilation, the General Biography, is pleased 
to insinuate that it arose from our author's envy of Inigo's 
poetry ! The only poetry, I believe, of which the architect 
was ever known to be guilty, is a little, piece of five stanzas, 
written in 1610, and prefixed to the first edition of Coryafs 
Crudities. I will subjoin the best of them, that the reader 
may form some idea of the transcendent excellence of those 
verses which disturbed the tranquillity of Jonson for more 
than twenty years ! 

" Enough of this ; all pens in ibis doe travell 

To track thy steps, who, Proteus like, dost varie 
Thy shape to place, the home-borne muse to gravell, 

For though in Venice thou not long didst tarie, 
Yet thou the Italian soul so soone couldst steale, 
As in that time thou eat'st but one good rneale." 

It seems reasonable to suppose that Chloridia was not so 
well received as Love's Triumph. Ben's share in it, as a 
poet, was not very important, nor, to say the truth, very 
remarkable either for harmony or expression. In the con- 
struction of the fable, both took part alike ; but Inigo chose 
to fasten on the verse, and to attribute their want of success 
solely to its demerits, while he arrogated to himself a more 
than ordinary portion of applause for his skill in painting the 
scenery. He had a fair field before him : he was rich and 
popular ; his associate was sick, confined to " the bed and 
boards," and in want of every thing. Jones was, besides, as vain 
as Jonson was proud ; as arrogant as Jonson was overbearing ; 
he was also extremely petulant. Pennant claims him for a 
countryman on the strength of his " violent passions ;"* and 
we know, from the charges carried up by the Commons to 
the House of Lords against him, that his language was of the 
most insolent kind. Jonson, however, bore it for two years, 
when he wrote, in 1633, the ridiculous Motion of Squire 
Tub of Totten ; and, as this perhaps did not silence his ad- 
versary, two years afterwards he drew up, and handed 
about, in private, the verses which Whalley reprinted among 
the Epigrams. To prevent the necessity of recurring to 
this disagreeable subject, I shall give them here. 

* Tour in Waks^ vol. ii. p. 150. 



The first notice of them appears in HoweFs Letters. 

" I thank you for the last regalo you gave me at your 
Museum, and for the good company. I heard you censured * 
lately at court, that you have lighted too foul upon sir Inigo, 
and that you write with a porcupine's quill, dipt in too much 
gall : excuse me that I am so free with you, it is because I 
am in no common way of friendship, 

Your's, &c. 
May 3, Ifj35. J. H." 

This letter, which is directed " to his honoured friend 
and father, M. Ben Johnson," having failed of effect, he 
wrote a second, bearing date July 5, 1635, in which he re- 
peats his allusion to the porcupine's quill, and, after depre- 
cating the asperity of the satire on the " royal architect," 
concludes thus : " If your spirit will not let you retract, yet 
you shall do well to repress any more copies of the satire ; 
for to deal plainly with you, you have lost some ground at 
court by it ; and as I hear from a good hand, the King, who 
hath so great a judgment in poetry, (as in all other things 
else) is not well pleased therewith. Dispense with this. 
Your respectful son and servitor." 

J. H." 

In consequence, perhaps, of this remonstrance, Jonson 
recalled, and destroyed every copy (as he probably thought,) 
of his satire, for not a line of it was found among his papers : 
but there is in some minds a perverse passion for perpetuating 
the memory of enmities, which no sense of propriety can sub- 
due. A copy, most probably secreted by a person of this 
description, fell into the hands of Mr. Vertue, who commu- 
nicated it, as a great favour, to Whalley, by whom it was 
sent to the press. Thus, in despite of the author, this 
wretched squabble has reached posterity. 

* / heard you censured lately at court,} It might be so ; but 
the validity of the assertion depends upon the character of 
Howel's informer, a good hand, as he calls him just below. One 
thing, however, is certain, that the king had listened, some time 
before, and, as far as appears, without displeasure, to an attack 
upon Inigo (Coronel Vitruvius) in a masque prepared solely for 
his entertainment, and presented by one who would, on no 
account, have hazarded a word that was likely to give him 
offence. See p. 142. 

I 2 



AN EXPOSTULATION 

WITH INIGO JONES. 

Master Surveyor, you that first began 
From thirty pounds in pipkins, to the man 
You are : from them leap'd forth an architect, 
Able to talk of Euclid, and correct 
Both him and Archimede; damn Archytas, 
The noblest inginer that ever was : 
Control Ctesibius, overbearing us 
With mistook names, out of Vitruvius ; 
Drawn Aristotle on us, and thence shewn 
How much Architectonice is your own: 
Whether the building of the stage, or scene, 
Or making of the properties it mean, 
Vizors, or antics ; or it comprehend 
Something your sur-ship doth not yet intend. 

1 An Expostulation,'] That some part of this may have pro. 
ceeded from Jonson I am not prepared to question ; but it has 
assuredly been much corrupted or interpolated. The fifth line 
could not be written by our poet, who was much too good a 
judge of accent to give this for a verse 

* With mistook names, &c.] A Mr. Webb, remotely related to 
Jones, published some account of him, in imitation, as it seems 
to me, of sir Thomas Urquhart's Life of the Admirable Crichton. 
In this ridiculous rhapsody we are told, that " Mr. Jones was not 
only proclaimed by public acclamation the Vitruvius of England, 
hut of all Christendom; that his abilities in all human sciences, 
surpassed most of his age ; that he was a perfect ma>er of the 
mathematics, and had some insight into the two K-arned lan- 
guages," &c &c. The fact is, that he knew scarcely ui) thing 
of either. He was a good scene painter, a better machinist, 
and an incomparable architect. I give Jonson full credit for 
what he says of his antagonist's mistakes. 



AN EXPOSTULATION. 117 

By all your titles, and whole style at once, 

Of tireman, mountebank, and justice Jones, 

I do salute you: are you fitted yet? 

Will any of these express your place, or wit ? 

Or are you so ambitious 'bove your peers, 

You'd be an Assinii^o by your ears ? 

Why much good do't you ; be what part you will, 

You'll be, as Langley said, <c an Inigo still." 

What makes your wretchedness to bray so loud 

In town and court? are you grown rich, and 

proud ? 
Your trappings will not change you, change 

your mind ; 

No velvet suit you wear will alter kind. 
A wooden dagger is a dagger of wood, 
Nor gold, nor ivory haft can make it good. 
What is the cause you pomp it so, I ask ? 
And all men echo, you have made a masque. 
I chime that too, and I have met with those 
That do cry up the machine, and the shows ; 
The majesty of Juno in the clouds, 
And peering forth of Iris in the shrouds ; 
The ascent of lady Fame, which none could spy, 
Not they that sided her, dame Poetry,* 
Dame History, dame Architecture too, 
And goody Sculpture, brought with much ado 
To hold her up: O shows, shows, mighty shows ! 
The eloquence of masques! what need of prose, 
Or verse, or prose, t'express immortal you? 
You are the spectacles of state, 'tis true, 

3 Th' ascent of lady Fame, which none could spy, 

Not they that sided her, dame Poetry.'] This alludes to the 
scenery and decorations of Chloridia. As these were the Sur- 
veyor's province, it is possible those here referred to were so 
injudiciously contrived or ordered, as to occasion the sarcasms 
of our poet. WHAT,. 



118 AN EXPOSTULATION 

Court-hieroglyphics, and all arts afford, 
In the mere perspective of an inch-board ; 
You ask no more than certain politic eyes, 
Eyes, that can pierce into the mysteries 
Of many colours, read them, and reveal 
Mythology, there painted on slit deal. 
Or to make boards to speak ! there is a task ! 
Painting and carpentry are the soul of masque. 
Pack with your pedling poetry to the stage, 
This is the money-got, mechanic age. 
To plant the music where no ear can reach, 
Attire the persons, as no thought can teach 
Sense, what they are ; which by a specious, fine 
Term of [you] architects, is call'd Design ; 
But in the practised truth, destruction is 
Of any art, beside \vhat he calls his. 
Whither, O whither will this tireman grow? 
His name is ^VOTTOIOJ, we all know, 
The maker of the properties ; in sum, 
The scene, the engine ; but he now is come 
To be the music-master ; tabler too ; 
He is, or would be, the main Doaninus Do- 
Allof the work, 4 and so shall still for Ben, 
Be Inigo, the whistle, and his men. 
He's warm on his feet, now he says ; and can 
Swim without cork : why, thank the good queen 
Anne. 5 

4 He z*, or would be the main Dominus Do- 

All of the aiorA:.] This is no forced description of Inigo's 
manner. In the Declaration of the Commons, already noticed, 
in behalf of the parishioners of St. Gregory, they complain that 
*' the said Inigo Jones would not undertake the work (of re- 
edifying the church) unless he might be, as he termed it, sole 
monarch, or might have the principality thereof," &c. What fol- 
lows is still more offensive. 

5 Why^ thank the good queen Anne.] Consort to James I. who 
appointed Inigo Joaes her architect. WHAL. 



WITH INIGO JONES. US- 

I am too fat to envy, he too lean 

To be worth envy ; henceforth I do mean 

To pity him, as smiling at his feat 

Of lantern-lerry, with fuliginous heat 

Whirling his whimsies, by a subtilty 

Suck'd from the veins of shop-philosophy. 

What would he do now, giving his mind that way, 

In presentation of some puppet-play, 

Shou'd but the king his justice-hood employ, 

In setting forth of such a solemn toy ? 

How wou'd he firk, like Adam Overdo,* 

Up and about ; dive into cellars too, 

Disguised, and thence drag forth Enormity, 

Discover Vice, commit Absurdity : 

Under the moral, shew he had a pate 

Moulded or strok'd up to survey a state ! 

O wise surveyor, wiser architect, 

But wisest Inigo ; who can reflect 

On the new priming of thy old sign-posts, 

Reviving with fresh colours the pale ghosts 

Of thy dead standards ; or with marvel see 

Thy twice conceived, thrice paid for imagery; 

And not fall down before it, and confess 

Almighty Architecture, who no less 

A goddess is, than painted cloth, deal board, 

Vermillion, lake, or crimson can afford 

Expression for ; with that unbounded line, 

Aim'd at in thy omnipotent design ! 

6 How wou'd he firk, like Adam Overdo, 

Up and about, &c.J This line is of some importance, in as 
much as it quite destroys the established opinion that Lantern 
Leatherhead was meant for Inigo Jones. " Old Ben,'' as Mr. 
Malone truly observes, " generally spoke out," and he was, 
here, sufficiently angry to identify him with that character, to 
which not only his allusion to Bartholomew .Fair, but his men- 
tion of a puppet play, directly led : and we may confidently 
assure ourselves that he would hare done it, had, what he is so 
often charged with, been ever in his contemplation. 



120 EPIGRAM ON 

What poesy e'er was painted on a wall, 

That might compare with thee ? what story shall, 

Of all the worthies, hope t' outlast thy own, 

So the materials he of Purbeck stone? 

Live long the feasting-room ' and ere thou hum 

Again, thy architect to ashes turn ; 

Whom not ten fires, nor a parliament, can 

With all remonstrance, make an honest man/ 



To A FRIEND. 
An Epigram of Inigo Jones. 

Sir Inigo doth fear it, as I hear, 1 

And lahours to seem worthy of this fear ; 

7 Whom not tenjftres^ nor a parliament, can 

With all remonstrance, make an honest man.~\ Jones, by 
some arbitrary proceedings, had subjected himself to the censures 
of parliament ; and this seems to refer to the affair between him 
and the parishioners of St. Gregory in London. In order to 
execute his design of repairing St. Paul's cathedral, he demo- 
lished part of the church of St. Gregory adjoining to it ; upon 
which the parishioners presented a Remonstrance to the par- 
liament against him : but that affair did not come to an issue, 
till some time after the writing of this satire. WHAL. 

The question is, when it began. The Remonstrance \vas not 
eren presented to Parliament till three years after Jonson's 
death, and could scarcely have been in contemplation at the 
date of this satire, 1635. There are many difficulties in the way 
of those who make Jonson the author of the whole of this piece. 

1 Sir Inigo doth fear it, &c.] This is undoubtedly Jonson's, 
and this seems to shew that nothing had been hitherto written 
against Jones. The learned writers of the Biographia Britan- 
nica, in their zeal to criminate Jonson, strangely mistake the 
sense of the ninth line, 

" If thou art so desirous to be read," 

" which," they say, " alludes to some attempt of the architect 
in the poetical way," whereas, it merely means, if you are so 
desirous to be noticed, hope not for it from me \ but, &c. 



INIGO JONES. 121 

That I should write upon him some sharp verse, 
Able to eat into his bones, and pierce 
The marrow. Wretch ! I quit thee of thy pain, 
Thou'rt too ambitious, and dost fear in vain : 
The Lybian lion hunts no butterflies ; 
He makes the camel and dull ass his prize. 
If thou be so desirous to be read, 
Seek out some hungry painter, that, for bread, 
With rotten chalk or coal, upon the wall, 
Will well design thee to be view'd of all, 
That sit upon the common draught or strand ; 
Thy forehead is too narrow for my brand. 



To INIGO MARQUIS WOULD-BE. 



But 'cause thou hear'stthe mighty kingof Spain 
Hath made his Inigo marquis, would'st thou fain 
Our Charles should make thee such ? 'twill not 

become 

All kings to do the self-same deeds with some : 
Besides, his man may merit it, and be 
A noble honest soul : what's this to thee ? 
He may have skill, and judgment to design 
Cities and temples, thou a cave for wine, 
Or ale ; he build a palace, thou the shop, 
With sliding windows, and false lights a-top : 
He draw a forum with quadrivial streets; 
Thou paint a lane where Tom Thumb Jeffrey 

meets.* 

He some Colussus, to bestride the seas, 
From the fam'd pillars of old Hercules : 
Thy canvas giant at some channel aims, 
Or Dowgate torrents falling into Thames ; 

a Thou paint a lane^ &c.] i. e. just wide enough to allow of 
the meeting of Tom Thumb and Jeffrey Hudson. 



122 EPIGRAM, Sec. 

And stradling shews the boys' brown paper fleet 
Yearly set out there, to sail down the street : 
Your works thus differing, much less so your 

style, 

Content thee to be Pancridge earl the while, 3 
An earl of show ; for all thy worth is show : 
But when thou turn'st a real Inigo, 
Or canst of truth the least entrenchment pitch, 
We'll have thee styled the Marquis of Tower- 
ditch. 

3 Content thee to be Pancridge earl the while,'] i. e. one of the 
"Worthies" who annually rode to Mile End, or the Artillery 
Ground, in the ridiculous procession called Arthur's Shew. There 
can be no doubt, however, that Inigo Jones really aspired to 
the elevation mentioned in the first couplet. Sir Frances Kin. 
aston, (the translator of Chaucer's Troilus and Cressiua, into 
Latin,) in his Cynthiades, 1642, says* 

** Meantime imagine that Newcastle coles, 

Which, as sir Inigo saith, have perisht Paules, 

And by the skill of Marquis Would-be Jones, 

'Tis found the smockes salt did corrupt the stones." 

Other notices of this might be produced : but enough, and 
more than enough, has been said of this foolish quarrel, little 
honourable to either party, and which, now that Jonson ap- 
pears not to have been the aggressor, not to have sought " every 
occasion of injury," not to have lived in " constant hostility," &c. 
may be dismissed without much regret to the oblivion from 
which it was dragged by the misdirected industry of my pre- 
decessor. 



LOVE'S WELCOME. 

THE 

KING'S ENTERTAINMENT 

AT 

WELBECK, IN NOTTINGHAMSHIRE, 

A House of the Right Honourable WILLIAM, 
Earl of Newcastle, Viscount Mansfield, Baron 
of Botle and Bolsover, &c. 

At his going into Scotland, 1633. 



LOVE'S WELCOME (or, as it is called in the folio, The 
KING'S ENTERTAINMENT, &c.)] In the spring of 1633, Charles, 
in an interval of tranquillity, resolved to make a progress into 
the northern part of his kingdom, and to be solemnly crowned 
in Scotland, which he had not seen since he was two years old. 
His journey was a perpetaal triumph, the great families of the 
counties through which he passed feasting him on his way. 
None of the nobility and gentry, however, seem to have equalled 
the earl of Newcastle in the magnificence of their hospitality. 
lt When he passed (says lord Clarendon) through Nottingham- 
shire, both the King and Court were received and entertained 
by the earl of Newcastle, and at his own proper expense, in 
such a wonderful manner and in such an excess of feasting as 
had scarce ever before been known in England ; and would be 
still thought very prodigious, if the same noble person had not, 
within a year or two afterwards, made the King and Queen a 
more stupendous Entertainment; which, God be thanked, 
though possibly it might too much whet the appetite of others 
to excess, no man ever after imitated." Hist, of the Rebellion. 
The duchess, ID the Life of the Duke of Newcastle^ speaks of it 
modestly enough. " When his majesty (her Grace says) was 
going into Scotland to be crowned, he took his way through 
Nottinghamshire ; and lying at Worksep ntanor, hardly two 
miles distant from Welbeck where my lord then was, my lord 
invited his Majesty thither to dinner, which he was graciously 
pleased to accept of. This entertainment cost my lord between 
four and five thousand pounds." p. 183. 

On this occasion our poet was called on, to prepare one of 
those little compliments, which, in those days, were supposed 
to grace, and, as it were, vivify the feast. The object was merely 
to introduce, in a kind of Antimasque, a course at Quintain, 
performed by the gentlemen of the county, neighbours to this 
great earl, in the guise of. rustics, in which much awkwardness 
was affected, and much real dexterity probably shewn. Whatever 
it was, however, it afforded considerable amusement to the king 
and his attendants; a fact recorded by the duchess with no 
little complacency in the memoirs of her family. 

This Entertainment, with that which immediately follows it, 
is shuffled in among the translations, towards the close of the 
folio, 1641. It is evidently given in a very imperfect manner ; 
but there is no oAher copy. 



LOVE'S WELCOME, &c. 



His Majesty being set at Dinner, 

Music : 

The Passions, DOUBT and LOVE, enter with the 
Affections, JOY, DELIGHT, $c. and sing this 

SONG. 

Doubt. What softer sounds are these salute the 

ear, 

From the large circle of the hemisphere, 
As if the centre of all sweets met here ! 

Love. It is the breath and soul of every thing, 
Put forth by earth, by nature, and the spring, 
To speak the welcome, welcome of the king. 

Chorus of Affections. The joy of plants, the spirit 

of flowers, 

The smell and verdure of the bowers, 
The waters murmur, with the showers, 
Distilling on the new fresh hours ; 
The whistling winds and birds that sing 
The welcome of our great, good king : 
Welcome, O welcome, is the general voice, 
Wherein all creatures practise to rejoice. 

[A pause. Music again. 



126 LOVE'S WELCOME 

Love. When was old Sherwood's head more 

quaintly curVd ? 

Or looked the earth more green upon the world ? 
Or nature' 's cradle more enchased and purVd f 
When did the air so smile, the wind so chime, \ 
As quiristers of season, and the prime? 

Doubt. If what they do, be done in their due time. 

Cho. of Affections. He makes the time for whom 
'tis done, 

From whom the warmth, heat, life begun ; 

Into whose fostering arms do run 

All that have being from the sun. 

Such is the fount of light, the king, 

The heart that quickens every thing, 
And makes the creatures language all one voice. 
In welcome, welcome, welcome to rejoice : 
Welcome is all our song, is all our sound. 
The treble part, the tenor, and the ground. 



After Dinner. 

The King and the Lords being come down, and ready 
to take horse, in the crowd were discovered two no- 
torious persons, whose names were ACCIDENCE and 
FITZALE, men of business, as by their, eminent dress- 
ing and habits did soon appear. 

One in a costly cassock of black buckram girt unto 
him, whereon was painted party-per pale : 

On the one side, On the other side, 

Noun, "i Adverb, ^ 

Pronoun, f , ,. , Conjunction^ f , ,. , 

J7 , -declined. v , -,- \undedmed. 

Verb, i Preposition, 

Participle,} Interjection, 



AT WELBECK. 127 

With his hat, hatband, stocking, and sandals suited, 
and marked A, J5, C, fyc. 

The other in a taberd, or herald's coat, of azure 
and gules quarterly changed, of buckram ; limned 
with yellow, instead of gold, and pasted over with 
old records of the two shires, and certain fragments 
of the forest, as a coat of antiquity and president, 
willing to be seen, but hard to be read, and as loth to 
be understood, without the interpreter who wore it : 
for the wrong end of the letters were turned upward t 
therefore was a label Ji.ved, To the curious prier, 
advertising : 

& 

Look not so near, with hope to understand ; 
Out-cept, sir, you can read with the left-hand. 

Acci. By your fair leave, gentlemen of the 
court; for leave is ever fair, being asked ; and 
granted, is as light, according to our English 
proverb, Leave is light. Which is the king, I pray 
you? 

Fitz. Or rather the king's lieutenant? for we 
have nothing to say to the king, till we have 
spoken with my lord lieutenant. 

Acci. Of Nottinghamshire. 

Fits. And Derbyshire, for he is both. And we 
have business to both sides of him, from either 
of the counties. 

Acci. As far as his command stretches. 

Fitz. Is this he ? 

Acci. This is no great-man by his timber, as 
we say in the forest ; by his thewes he may. 1 I'll 
venture a part of speech, two or three at him, to 
see how he is declined. My lord, pleaseth your 

1 by his thewes he may.'] i. e. by his manners, accomplish, 
ments. Shakspeare, in Henry IV. " Care I for the thewes," &c. 
seems to use it in the sense of sinews, which, after all, may 
Jbc the genuine word. 



128 LOVE'S WELCOME 

good lordship, I am a poor neighbour, here, of 
your honour's, in the country. 

Fitz. Master A. B. C. Accidence, my good 
lord, school-master of Mansfield, the painful in- 
structor of our youth in their country elements, 
as appeareth by the sign of correction in his hat, 
with the trust of the town pen-and-inkhorn, 
committed to the surety of his girdle, from the 
whole corporation. 

Acci. This is the more remarkable man, my 
very good lord ; father Fitz- Ale, herald of Derby, 
light and Ian thorn of both counties ; the learned 
antiquary of the north ; conserver of the records 
of either forest, as witnesseth the brief taberd, 
or coat-armour he carries, being an industrious 
collection of all the written or reported wonders 
of the Peak. 

Saint Anne of Buxton's boiling well, 

Or Elden, bottomless, like hell : 

Poole's Hole, or Satan's sumptuous Arse. 

(Surreverence) with the mine-men's farce. 

Such a light and metall'd dance 

Saw you never yet in France. 

And by lead-men for the nones, 

That turn round like grindlestones ; 

Which they dig out fro' the dells, 

For their bairns' bread, wives and sells : 

Whom the whetstone sharps to eat, 

And cry milstones are good meat. 

He can fly o'er hills and dales, 

And report you more odd tales 

Of our outlaw Robin Hood, 

That revell'd here in Sherewood, 

And more stories of him show, 

(Though he ne'er shot in his bow) 

Than men or believe, or know. 



AT WELBECK. 129 



Fitse. Stint, stint your court, 
Grow to be short, 
Throw by your clatter, 
And handle the matter : 

We come with our peers, 
And crave your ears, 
To present a wedding, 
Intended a bedding, 

Of both the shires. 
Father Fitz-Ale 
Hath a daughter stale 
In Derby town, 
Known up and down 

For a great antiquity : 
And Pem she hight, 
A solemn wight 
As you should meqt 
In any street, 

In that ubiquity. 
Her he hath brought, 
As having sought 
By many a draught 
Of ale and craft, 
With skill to graft 
In some old stock 
Of the yeoman block, 
And forest-blood 
Of old Sherewood. 
And he hath found 
Within the'ground, 
At last no shrimp, 
Whereon to imp 
His jolly club, 
But a bold Stub 
O' the right wood, 
A champion good ; 

VOL. VIII. K 



130 LOVE'S WELCOME 

Who here in place 
Presents himself, 
Like doughty elf 

Of Greenwood chase. 

Here STUB the bridegroom presented himself, being 

apparelled in a yellow canvas doublet, cut, a green 

jerkin and hose, like a ranger ; a Monmouth cap, 

with a yellow feather, yellow stockings and shoes; 

for being to dance, he would not trouble himself 

with boots. 

Fitz. Stub of Stub-hall, 
Some do him call ; 
But most do say, 
He's Stub will stay 
To run his race, 
Not run away. 
Acci. At Quintain he, 
In honour of this bridal tee, 
Hath challeng'd either wide countee ; 
Come Cut and Long-tail : for there be 
Six bachelors as bold as he, 
Adjuting to his companee, 
And each one hath his livery. 
Fits. Six Hoods they are, and of the blood, 
They tell of ancient Robin Hood. 

Enter RED-HOOD. 

Red-hood, the first that doth appear 
In stamel.* 
Acci. Scarlet is too dear. 

a Red.hood, thejirst that doth appear 

In stamcl.] i. e. a kind of red, inferior both in quality and 
price to scarlet. Thus Fletcher : 



AT WELBECK. 131 

Enter GREEN-HOOD. 

Fits. Then Green-hood. 
Acci. He's in Kendal-green,-. 

As in the forest-colour seen. 

Enter BLUE-HOOD. 

Fitz. Next Blue-hood is, and in that hue 
Doth vaunt a heart as pure and true 
As is the sky ; give him his due. 

Acci. Of old England the yeoman blue. 
Enter TAWNY-HOOD. 

Fitz. Then Tawny fra' the kirk that came. 
Acci. And cleped was the abbot's man. 

Enter MOTLEY-HOOD. 
Fitz. With Motley-hood, the man of law. 
Enter RUSSET-HOOD. 

Acci. And Russet-hood keeps all in awe. 
Bold bachelors they are, and large, 
And come in at the country charge ; 
Horse, bridles, saddles, stirrups, girts, 
All reckon'd o' the country skirts ! 

** To see a handsome, young, fair enough, and well-mounted 

wench 
Humble herself in an old stamel petticoat." 

Woman Hater , Act. IV. Scene 2. 

And our author, a little after, describes the bride-maids drest 
in stamel petticoats, after the cleanliest country guise. WHAL. 



132 LOVE'S WELCOME 

And all their courses, miss or hit, 
Intended are for the shire- wit, 
And so to be received. Their game 
Is country sport, and hath a name 
From the place that bears the cost, 
Else all the fat i' the fire were lost. 
Go, captain Stub, lead on, and show 
What house you come on by the blow 
You give sir Quintain, and the cuff 
You scape o' the sand-bag's counterbuff. 3 

[Flourish. 

STUB'S COURSE. 

Acci. O well run, yeoman Stub ! 

Thou hast knock'd it like a club, 

And made sir Quintain know, 
By this his race so good, 
He himself is also wood, 

As by his furious blow. [Flourish. 

RED-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Fitz. Bravely run, Red-hood, 
There was a shock 

3 Go, captain Stub, lead on, and shew 

What house you come on by the blow 

You give sir Quintain, and the cuff 

You scape o' th' sand-bag's counterbujf.] The diversion here 
mentioned is thus described by Dr. Kennet : " They set up a 
post perpendicularly in the ground, and then placed a slender 
piece of timber on the top of it on a spindle, with a board nailed 
to it on one end, and a bag of sand on the other. Against this 
board they rode with spears. Dr. Plot writes, that he saw it at 
Deddington in Oxfordshire, where only strong staves were 
used : which violently bringing about the bag of sand, if they 
made not good speed away, it struck them on the neck, and 
shoulders, and sometimes perhaps knocked them off their horses." 
Paroch. Antiq. WHAL. 



AT WELBECK. 133 

To have buff'd out the blood 
From aught but a block. [Flourish. 



GREEN-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Acci. Well run, Green-hood, got between, 
Under the sand-bag he was seen, 
Lowting low, like a forester green. 

Fitz. He knows his tackle, and his treen. 

[Flourish. 

BLUE-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Acci. Give the old England yeoman his due, 
He has hit sir Quintain just in the qu 
Though that be black, yet he is blue. 
It is a brave patch and a new ! [Flourish. 

TAWNY-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Fitz. Well run, Tawny, the abbot's churl, 

His jade gave him a jerk, 
As he would have his rider hurl 

His hood after the kirk. 
But he was wiser, and well beheft, 
For this is all that he hath left. [Flourish. 

MOTLEY-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Fitz. Or the saddle turn'd round, or the girts 

brake : 
For low on the ground, woe for his sake! 

The law is found. 

Acci. Had his pair of tongues not so much good. 
To keep his head in his motley hood, 
[Safe from the ground? 4 ] [Flourish. 

4 [Safe from the ground^ A line is lost in this place, aud I 
have merely put in brackets what- 1 concern: the sense of it to 
ha?e been. 



134 LOVE'S WELCOME 



RUSSET-HOOD'S COURSE. 

Fit a. Russet ran fast, though he be thrown. 
Acci. He lost no stirrup, for he had none. 
Fitz. His horse it is the herald's weft. 
Acci. No, 'tis a mare, and hath a cleft.* 
Fitz. She is country-borrow'd, and no vail, 
Acci. But's hood is forfeit to Fitz- Ale. 

Here Ace i DEVICE did break them off, by calling them 
to the dance, and to the bride, who was drest like an 
old May-lady, with scarfs, and a great wrought 
handkerchief, with red and blue, and other habili- 
ments : Six maids attending on her, attired with 
buckram bride- laces bcgilt, white sleeves, andstammel 
petticoats, drest after the cleanliest country guise ; 
among whom mistress ALP H ABET, master Accidence *s 
daughter, did bear a prime sway. 

The two bride-squires, the cake-bearer and the 
bowl-bearer, were in two yellow leather doublets, and 
russet hose, like two twin clowns prest out for that 
office, with livery hats and ribands. 

Acci. Come to the bride ; another fit 

Yet show, sirs, of your country wit, 
But of your best. Let all the steel 
Of back and brains fall to the heel ; 
And all the quicksilver in the mine 
Run in the foot-veins, and refine 
Your firk-hum jerk-hum to a dance, 
Shall fetch the fiddles out of France, 

s and hath a cleft.'] This passage is quoted by Mr. Todd to 
illustrate the meaning of clefts, " a term in farriery for a disease 
of the pasterns." This is very innocently done ; nevertheless, 
1 would advise the substitution of another example, for the 
present is unluckily not to the purpose. 



AT WELBECK, 135 

To wonder at the horn-pipes here, 
Of Nottingham and Derbyshire. 

Fits. With the phant'sies of hey- troll, 
Troll about the bridal bowl, 
And divide the broad bride cake, 
Round about the bride's-stake. 

Acci. With, Here is to the fruit of Pern, 

Fits:. Grafted upon Stub his stem, 

Acci. With the Peakish nicety, 

Fitz. And old Sherewood's vicety. 

The last of which words were set to a tune, and 
sung to the bagpipe, and measure of their dance ; 
the clowns and company of spectators drinking 
and eating the while. 

SONG. 

Let's sing about, and say, Hey troll, 
Troll to me the bridal bowl, 
And divide the broad bride-cake, 
Round about the brides-stake. 
With, Here is to the fruit of Pern, 
Grafted upon Stub his stem, 
With the Peakish nicety, 
And old Sherewood's vicety. 
But well danced Pent upon record, 
Above thy yeoman, or May-lord. 

Here it was thought necessary they should be 
broken off, by the corning in of a GENTLEMAN, 
an officer or servant of the lord lieutenant's, 
whose face had put on, with his clothes, an equal 
authority for the business. 

Gent. Give end unto your rudeness : know at 
length 



136 LOVE'S WELCOME 

Whose time and patience you have urg'd, the 

KING'S. 

Whom if you knew, and truly, as you ought, 
Twould strike a reverence inyou,ev'n to blushing. 
That King whose love it is to be your parent! 
Whose office and whose charge, to be your pastor ! 
Whose single watch defendeth all your sleeps ! 
Whose labours are your rests ! whose thoughts 

and cares 

Breed your delights, whose business all your lei- 
sures ! 

And you to interrupt his serious hours 
With light, impertinent, unworthy objects, 
Sights for yourselves, and savouring your own 

tastes ! 

You are to blame. Know your disease, and cure it. 
Sports should not be obtruded on great monarchs, 
But wait when they will call for them as servants, 
And meanest of their servants, since their price is 
At highest, to be styl'd, but of their pleasures ! 
Our King is going now to a great work, 
Of highest love, affection, and example, 
To see his native country, and his cradle, 
And find those manners there, which he suck'd in 
With nurse's milk, and parent's piety. 
O sister Scotland ! what hast thou deserved 
Of joyful England, giving us this king ! 
What union (if thou lik'st) hast thou not made, 
In knitting for Great Britain such a garland, 
And letting him to wear it, such a king 
As men would wish, that knew not how to hope 
His like, but seeing him ! a prince that's law 
Unto himself; is good for goodness sake, 
And so becomes the rule unto his subjects ! 
That studies not to seem or to shew great, 
But be : not drest for others eyes and ears, 
With vizors and false rumours, but makes fame 



AT WELBECK. 157 

Wait on his actions, and thence speak his name, 

O bless his goings-out, and comings-in, 

Thou mighty God of heaven ! lend him long 

Unto the nations, which yet scarcely know him, 

Yet are most happy by his government. 

Bless his fair bedmate, and their certain pledges, 

And never may he want those nerves in fate ; 

For sure succession fortifies a state. 

Whilst he himself is mortal, let him feel 

Nothing about him mortal in his house; 

Let him approve his young increasing Charles, 

A loyal son ; and take him long to be 

An aid, before he be a successor. 

Late come that day that heaven will ask him 

from us! 

Let our grand-children, and their issue, long 
Expect it, and not see it. Let us pray, 
That fortune never know to exercise 
More power upon him, than as Charles his ser- 
vant, 

And his Great Britain's slave : ever to wait 
Bondwoman to the GENIUS of this state. 

Thus it ended. 



LOVE'S WELCOME. 



KING AND QUEEN'S ENTERTAINMENT 



AT BOLSOVER, 



At the Earl of NEWCASTLE'S, the 30th of July, 

1634. 



LOVE'S WELCOME.] The King (as was observed before) was so 
well pleased with the Entertainment at Welbeck, that he sent 
the earl of Newcastle word, the Queen was resolved to make a 
progress with him into the north, and he therefore desired him 
to prepare the same amusement for her which had given him such 
satisfaction in the preceding year. " Which, (says her Grace,) 
my lord accordingly did, and endeavoured for it with all possi- 
ble care and industry, sparing nothing that might add splendour 
to that feast, which both their Majesties were pleased to honour 
with their presence. Ben Jonson he employed in fitting such 
scenes and speeches as he could best devise, and sent for all the 
gentry of the country to come and wait on their Majesties. This 
entertainment he made at Bolsover castle, in Derbyshire, some 
five miles distant from Welbeck, and resigned Welbeck for 
their Majesties lodging. It cost him in all between fourteen 
and fifteen thousand pounds." Life of the Duke of Newcastle, 
p. 184. 

It is probable that the course at the Quintain was repeated ; 
what we have here, was exhibited, not at the dinner, but at the 
banquet, a kind of desert, which was usually served up in an 
open room. This little piece is wretchedly given in the folio. 



LOVE'S WELCOME, be. 



The King and Queen being set at banquet, this 
SONG was sung by two tenors and a bass. 

Full Cho. If Love be call' d a lifting of the sense 
To knowledge of that pure intelligence, 
Wherein the soul hath rest and residence, 

1 Ten. When were the senses in such order placed ? 

2 Ten. The Sight, the Hearing, Smelling, Touching, 

Taste, 

All at one banquet? 
Bas. Would it ever last ! 

1 Ten. We wish the same : who set it forth thus ? 
Bas. Love ! 

2 Ten. But to what end, or to what object ? 
Bas. Love I 

1 Ten. Doth Love, then feast itself? 
Bas. Love will feast Love. 

2 Ten. You make of Love a riddle, or a chain, 

A circle, a mere knot ; untie 't again* 
Bas. Love is a circle, both thejirst and last 

Of all our actions, and his knot's, too, fast. 

1 Ten. A true love knot will hardly be untied : 

And if it could, who would this pair divide ? 
Bas. God made them such, and Love. 

2 Ten. Who is a ring 

The likest to the year of any thing, 
2 Ten. And runs into itself. 
Bas. Then let us sing, 

And run into one sound. 



142 LOVE'S WELCOME 

Cho. Let Welcome Jill 

Our thoughts, hearts, voices, and that one 

word thrill 

Through all our language, Welcome, Welcome 
still! 

1 Ten. Could we put on the beauty of all creatures 

2 Ten. Sing in the air, and notes of nightingales, 

1 Ten. Exhale the sweets of earth, and all her 

features, 

2 Ten. And tell you, softer than in silk, these tales; 
Bas. Welcome should season all for taste. 

Cho. And hence, 

At every real banquet to the sense, 
Welcome, true welcome,Jill the compliments. 



After the Banquet, 

The King and Queen being retired, were entertained 
with a DANCE O/'MECHANICS. 

Enter Coronel VITRU vius speaking to some without. 

Vit. Come forth, boldly put forth, in your 
holiday clothes, every mother's son of you. This 
is the king and queen's majestical holiday. My 
lord has it granted from them ; I had it granted 
from my lord ; and do give it unto you gratis, 
that is, bonajide, with the faith of a surveyor, 
your coronel Vitruvius. Do you know what a 
surveyor is now ? I tell you, a supervisor. A 
hard word, that ; but it may be softened, and 
brought in, to signify something. An overseer! 
one that overseeth you. A busy man ! and yet I 
must seem busier than I am, as the poet sings, 



AT BOLSOVER. 143 

but which of them I will not now trouble myself 
to tell you. 

Enter Captain SMITH, (or VULCAN,) with three 
Cyclops. 

O captain Smith ! or hammer-armed Vulcan ! 
with your three sledges, you are our music, you 
come a little too tardy, but we remit that to 
your polt-foot, we know you are lame. Plant 
yourselves there, and beat your time out at the 
anvil. Time and Measure are the father and 
mother of music, you know, and your coronel 
Vitruvius knows a little. 

Enter CHESIL the carver ; MAUL the free-mason ; 
squi re SUMMER the carpenter; TWYBIL his man. 

O Chesil, our curious carver! and master Maul 
our free-mason ; squire Summer our carpenter; 
and Twybil his man ; stand you four there, in 
the second rank, work upon that ground. 

Enter DRESSER the plumber ; QUARREL the gla* 
zier ; FRET the plaisterer / BEATER mortar- 
man. 

And you, Dresser the plumber ; Quarrel the 
glazier ; Fret the plaisterer ; and Beater the 
mortar-man : put all you on in the rear ; as 
finishers in true footing, with tune and measure. 
Measure is the soul of a dance, and tune the 
tickle-foot thereof. Use holiday legs, and have 
'em ; spring, leap, caper, and gingle : pumps and 
ribands shall be your reward, till the soles of 
your feet swell with the surfeit of your light and 
nimble motion. [Here they began to dance. 



144 LOVE'S WELCOME 

Well done, my musical, arithmetical, geome- 
trical gamesters ! or rather my true mathema- 
tical boys ! it is carried in number, weight, and 
measure, as if the airs were all harmony, and the 
figures a well-timed proportion ! I cry still, de- 
serve holidays, and have 'em. I'll have a whole 
quarter of the year cut out for you in holidays, 
and laced with statute-tunes and dances, fitted to 
the activity of your tressels, to which you shall 
trust, lads, in the name of your Iniquo Vitruvius,* 
Hey for the lily, for, and the blended rose ! 

Here the Dance ended, and the Mechanics retired. 



The King and Queen had a second banquet set 
down before them from the clouds by two Loves, 
EROS and ANTEROS : one as the king's, the other 
as the queen's, differenced by their garlands 
only; his of white and red roses, the other of 
lilies interweaved, gold, silver, purple, &c. with 
a bough of palm in his hand cleft a little at the 
top; they were both armed and winged; with 
bows and quivers, cassocks, breeches, buskins, 
gloves and perukes alike. They stood silent 
a while, M^ondering at one another, till at last the 
lesser of them began to speak. 

Er. Another Cupid ! 

An. Yes, your second self, 
A son of Venus, and as mere an elf 
And wag as you. 

Er. Eros ? 

An. No, Anteros : 

1 Iniquo Vitrnvius."] This miserable pun upon Inigo, is copied 
by the poet's friend, PhiHp, earl of Pembroke, in some angry- 
remarks upon Jones, written in the margin of his work on 
Stone/ienge. 



AT BOLSOVER. 145 

Your brother Cupid, yet not sent to cross, 
Or spy fhto your favours here at court. 

Er. What then ? 

An. To serve you, brother, and report 
Your graces from the queen's side to the king's, 
In whose name I salute you. 

Er. Break my wings 
I fear you will 

An. O be not jealous, brother ! 
What bough is this ? 

Er. A palm 

An. Give't me. 

Er. Another 
You may have. 

An. I will this. [Snatches at the palm. 

Er. Divide it. 

[He divides if, and gives Anteros a part. 

An. So, 

This was right brother-like ! the world will know 
By this one act, both natures. You are Love, 
I Love, again. In these two spheres we move, 
Eros and Anteros. 

Er. We have cleft the bough, 
And struck a tally of our loves too now. 

An. I call to mind the wisdom of our mother 
Venus, who would have Cupid have a brother 

Er. To look upon and thrive. Me seems I grew 
Three inches higher since I met with you. 
It was the counsel that the oracle gave 
Your nurses, the glad Graces, sent to crave 
Themis' advice. You do not know, quoth she, 
The nature of this infant. Love may be 
Brought forth thus little, live a while alone, 
But ne'er will prosper, if he have not one 
Sent after him to play with, such another 
As you are, Anteros, our loving brother. 

VOL. VIII. L 



146 LOVE'S WELCOME 

An. Who would be always planted in your eye ; 
For love by love increaseth mutually. 

Er. We either, looking on each other, thrive. 
An. Shoot up, grow galliard - 
Er. Yes, and more alive ! 



one's away, it seems we both are less. 

Er. I was a dwarf, an urchin, I confess, 
Till you were present. 

An. But a bird of wing, 
Now fit to fly before a queen or king. 

Er. I have not one sick feather since you came, 
But turn'd a jollier Cupid, 

An. Than I am. 

Er. I love my mother's brain, could thus pro- 

vide 

For both in court, and give us each oar side, 
Where we might meet. 

An. Embrace. 

Er. Circle each other. 

An. Confer and whisper. 

Er. Brother with a brother. 

An. And by this sweet contention for the palm, 
Unite our appetites, and make them calm. 

Er. To will, and nill one thing. 

An. And so to move 
Affection in our wills, as in our love. 

Er. It is the place, sure, breeds it, where we 
are. 

An. The king and queen's court, which is 

circular, 
And perfect. 

Er. The pure school that we live in, 
And is of purer love, a discipline. 1 

1 We have already had this fable in the Tilting at a Marriage. 
There is not much to be said of it here. In fact, these effu- 
sions, which attended the king in his progresses, and which 



AT BOLSOVER. U7 



Enter PHILALETHES. 

No more of your poetry, pretty Cupids, lest 
presuming on your little wits, you profane the 
intention of your service. The place, I confess, 
wherein (by the providence of your mother 
Venus) you are now planted, is the divine school 
of Love : an academy or court, where all the 
true lessons of Love are thoroughly read and 
taught. The reasons, the proportions and har- 
mony, drawn forth in analytic tables, and made 
demonstrable to the senses. Which if you, 
brethren, should report, and swear to, would 
hardly get credit above a fable, here, in the 
edge of Derbyshire, the region of ale, because 
you relate in rhyme. O that rhyme is a shrewd 
disease, and makes all suspected it would per- 
suade. Leave it, pretty Cupids, leave it. Rhyme 
will undo you, and hinder your growth and repu- 
tation in court, more than any thing beside, you 
have either mentioned or feared. If you dabble 
in poetry once, it is done of your being believed 
or understood here. No man will trust you in 
this verge, but conclude you for a mere case of 
canters, or a pair of wandering gipsies. 

Return to yourselves, little deities, and admire 
the miracles you serve, this excellent king and 
his unparalleled queen, who are the canons, the 
decretals, and whole school-divinity of Love. 
Contemplate and study them. Here shall you 
read Hymen, having lighted two torches, either 

perhaps came upon him unexpectedly, are merely little artifices 
of love and duty on the part of the noble hosts, to keep their 
sovereign with them as long as possible, and should not be too 
rigorously judged: they are, as Jonson says, " suddenly 
thought upon." 

L 2 



148 LOVE'S WELCOME. 

y 

of which inflame mutually, but waste not. One 
love by the other's aspect increasing, and both 
in the right lines of aspiring. The Fates spin- 
ning them round and even threads, and of their 
whitest wool, without brack or purl. Fortune and 
Time fettered at their feet with adamantine 
chains, their wings deplumed, for starting from 
them. All amiableness in the richest dress of 
delight and colours courting the season to tarry 
by them, and make the idea of their felicity per- 
fect; together with the love, knowledge, and 
duty of their subjects perpetual. So wisheth the 
glad and grateful client, seated here, the over- 
joyed master of the house; and prayeth that the 
whole region about him could speak but his 
language. Which is, that first the people's love 
would let that people know their own happiness, 
and that knowledge could confirm their duties 
to an admiration of your sacred persons ; de- 
scended, one from the most peaceful, the other 
the most warlike, both your pious and just pro- 
genitors ; from whom, as out of peace, came 
strength, and "out of the strong came sweet- 
ness;" so in you joined by holy marriage, in the 
flower and ripeness of years, live the promise of 
a numerous succession to your sceptres, and a 
strength to secure your own islands, with their 
own ocean, but more your own palm-branches, 
the types of perpetual victory. To which, two 
words be added, a zealous Amen, and ever 
rounded with a crown of Welcome. Welcome, 
welcome ! 



EPIGRAMS. 



BOOK I. 



EPIGRAMS.] From the folio of 1616. The Collection is there 
called Book I. from which it may be collected, that Jonson 
intended, at the period of its appearance, to make a further 
selection. It is to be lamented, on many accounts, that he sub- 
sequently changed bis purpose. The character of the illustrious 
nobleman, to whom this manly and high. spirited dedication is 
addressed, must be looked for in the history of the times. 

It may be necessary to admonish the reader not to take up 
these poems with the general expectation of finding them ter- 
minate in a point of wit. This, indeed, is the modern construe, 
tion of the word ; but this was never Jonson's : by Epigram he 
meant nothing more than a short poem, chiefly restricted to on 
idea, and equally adapted to the delineation and expression of 
every passion incident to human life. The work is, in short, 
an Anthology, and may occasionally remind those who are 
studious of antiquity, of the collections which pass under that 
name. 



TO THE 



GREAT EXAMPLE OF HONOUR AND VIRTUE, 
THE MOST NOBLE 

WILLIAM EARL OF PEMBROKE, 
LORD CHAMBERLAIN, &c. 



MY LORD, 

WHILE you cannot change your merit, I dare, not 
change your title : it was that made it, and not /. 
Under which name, I here offer to your lordship the 
ripest of my studies, my EPIGRAMS; which, though 
they carry danger in the sound, do not therefore 
seek your shelter ; for, when I made them, I had 
nothing in my conscience, to expressing of which I 
did need a cipher. But, if I be fallen into those times t 
wherein, for the likeness of vice, and facts, every 
one thinks another's ill deeds objected to him ; and 
that in their ignorant and guilty mouths, the common 
voice is, for their security, Beware the poet ! con- 
fessing therein so much love to their diseases, as they 
would rather make a party for them, than be either 
rid, or told of them ; I must expect, (ft your Lord- 
ship's hand, the protection of truth and liberty, while 
you are constant to your own goodness. In thanks 
whereof, I return you the honour of leading forth 
so many good and great names (as my verses mention 
on the better part) to their remembrance with pos- 
terity. Amongst whom t if I have praised unfortu- 



natety any one that doth not deserve ; or, if all an- 
swer not, in all numbers, the pictures I have made 
of them; I hope it will be forgiven me, that they 
are no ill pieces, though they be not like the persons. 
But I foresee a nearer fate to my book than this, 
that the vices therein will be owned before the virtues, 
(though there I have avoided all particulars, as I 
have done names, ) and some will be so ready to dis- 
credit me, as they will have the impudence to belie 
themselves : for if I meant them not, it is so. Nor 
can I hope otherwise. For why should they remit 
any thing of their riot, their pride, their self-love, 
and other inherent graces, to consider truth or virtue, 
but, with the trade of the world, lend their long ears 
against men they love not ; and hold their dear 
mountebank or jester in far better condition than all 
the study, or studiers of humanity ? For such, 1 
would rather know them by their visards still, than 
they should publish their faces, at their peril, in my 
theatre* where Cato, if he lived, might enter without 
scandal. 

Your Lordship's 

most faithful honourer, 

BEN JONSON. 



1 In my theatre."] i. e. in the ensuing collection of epigrams. 
This would not hare deserved mention, had not Oldys, in his 
MS. notes to Langbaine, gravely produced the passage to prove 
that Jonson was " master of a play-house !" <c He (Ben) 
mentions something of his theatre to the earl of Pembroke, 
before his epigrams." So men sometimes read ! 



EPIGRAMS. 



i. 

To THE READER. 

PRAY thee, take care, that tak'st my book in 

hand, 
To read it well ; that is, to understand. 

II. 

To MY BOOK. 

It will be look'd for, BOOK, when some but see 
Thy title, EPIGRAMS, and named of me, 
Thou shouldst be bold, licentious, full of gall, 
Wormwood, and sulphur, sharp, and tooth'd 

withal ; 

Become a petulant thing, hurl ink, and wit, 
As madmen stones ; not caring whom they hit. 
Deceive their malice, who could wish it so; 
And by thy wiser temper, let men know 
Thou art not covetous of least self- fame, 
Made from the hazard of another's shame ; 
Much less, with lewd, profane, and beastly phrase, 
To catch the world's loose laughter, or vain gaze. 
He that departs with his own honesty 
For vulgar praise, doth it too dearly buy. 



154 EPIGRAMS. 

III. 
To Mr BOOKSELLER. 

Thou that mak'st gain thy end, and wisely well, 
Call'st a book good, or bad, as it doth sell, 
Use mine so too ; I give thee leave: but crave, 
For the luck's sake, it thus much favour have, 
To lie upon thy stall, till it be sought ; 
Not offer'd, as it made suit to be bought ; 
Nor have my title-leaf on posts or walls, 
Or in cleft-sticks, advanced to make calls 
For termers, or some clerklike serving-man, 
Who scarce can spell th' hard names ; whose 

knight less can. 

If, without these vile arts, it will not sell, 
Send it to Bucklers-bury, there 'twill well. 1 

IV. 
To KING JAMES. 

How, best of kings, dost thou a sceptre bear ! * 
How, best of poets, dost thou laurel wear ! 

1 Send it to Bucklers-bury, there 'twill well.] " The whole 
street (Stow says) called Buckk's-bury, on both the sides 
throughout, is possessed of grocers and apothecaries." So that 
there must hare been a terrible consumption of poetry, and, of 
course, a never-failing demand for it. " The pepperers," also, 
it appears from the same authority, mightily affected this street. 

* #or<7, best of kings, &c.] " Dr. Kurd," Whalley says in the 
margin of his copy, " has severely but justly reprehended Jonson 
for the gross adulation in these verses." Reprehensions of adu- 
lation come -with a good grace from Hurd. it must be confessed ! 
But why this outcry against our poet ? His epigram was pro- 
bably written soon after the accession of James, and when this 
good prince had surely given little cause for complaint to any 



EPIGRAMS. 155 

But two things rare the Fates had in their store, 
And gave thee both, to shew they could no more. 
For such a poet, while thy days were green, 
Thou wert, as chief of them are said t' have been. 
And such a prince thou art, we daily see, 
As chief of those still promise they will be. 
Whom should my muse then fly to, but the best 
Of kings, for grace ; of poets, for my test? 

one. With respect to his boyish poetry, of which I presume 
Hnrd never read a line, it is really creditable to his talents. 
Some of the Psalms are better translated by him than they 
were by Milton at his years ; and surrounded as he was by 
the hirelings of Elizabeth, who betrayed his mother, and only 
waited for the word to do as much by him, it is greatly to 
his honour that he turned his studies to so good an account. 
But why, let me ask again, this eternal outcry against 
Jonson ? Kurd had not very far to look for those who flattered 
much more grossly than Jonson, without his plea for it. James 
was his munificent patron, and gratitude, which none felt more 
ardently than our poet, might excuse some little exaggeration 
of praise. But what extraoidinary inducement had Shakspcare 
for his adulation? Hurd never asked himself this question. 
What plea had Drummond, or his friend Alexander (Lord 
Stirling) for their gross sycophancy ? The latter has a pane- 
gyric on James for a sonnet greatly inferior to any thing which 
his majesty had written at the date of this Epigram, in which 
he says, 

" He, prince, or poet, more than man doth prove !" 
and, after a deal of fulsome rant, concludes thus : 

" But all his due who can afford him then ? 
A God of poets, and a king of men !" 

And this is addressed to the queasy Drummond, who it so grie- 
vously scandalized at the " insincerity" of his " dear friend" 
Jonson. I trust that the reader will not be mortified at disco- 
vering that our author has partners in his delinquency : a fact 
that never appears to have been suspected by those who write 
agaiust him. 



156 EPIGRAMS. 

V. 
ON THE UNION. 

When was there contract better driven by Fate, 
Or celebrated with more truth of state ? 
The world the temple was, the priest a king, 
The spoused pair two realms, the sea the ring. 

VI. 

To ALCHEMISTS. 

If all you boast of your great art be true ; 
Sure, willing poverty lives most in you. 

VII. 

ON THE NEW HOT-HOUSE.* 

Where lately harbour'd many a famous whore, 
A purging bill, now fix'd upon the door, 
Tells you it is a hot-house ; so it may, 
And still be a whore-house : they're synonyma. 

VIII. 
ON A ROBBERY. 

RIDWAY robb'd DUNCOTE of three hundred 
pound, 

Ridway was ta'en, arraign'd, condemn'd to die; 
But, for this money, was a courtier found, 

Begg'd Rid way's pardon: Duncote now doth cry, 
Robb'd both of money, and the law's relief, 

" The courtier is become the greater thief." 

* A bagnio. Thus Shakspeare : " Now she professes a hot- 
house, which I think is a rery ill house too." Measure for 
Measure. 



EPIGRAMS. 157 

IX. 

To ALL TO WHOM I WRITE. 

May none whose scatter'd names honour my book, 
For strict degrees of rank or title look : 
'Tis 'gainst the manners of an epigram ; 
And I a poet here, no herald am. 

X. 

To MY LORD IGNORANT. 

Thou calPst me POET, as a term of shame; 
But I have my revenge made, in thy name. 

XI. 

ON SOMETHING, THAT WALKS 
SOMEWHERE. 

At court I met it, in clothes brave enough, 
To be a courtier ; and looks grave enough, 
To seem a statesman : as I near it came, 
It made me a great face ; I ask'd the name. 
A Lord, it cried, buried in flesh and blood, 
And such from whom let no man hope least good, 
For I will do none ; and as little ill, 
For I will dare none : Good Lord, walk dead still. 

XII. 
ON LIEUTENANT SHIFT. 

SHiFT,here in town, not meanestamongstsquires, 
That haunt Pickt-hatch, Marsh-Lambeth, and 
White-friars, 

* That haunt Pickt-hatch, Marsh-Lambeth, and White-friars^ 
The respective resorts of debauchees, thieves, and fraudulent 
debtors. 



158 EPIGRAMS. 

Keeps himself, with half a man, and defrays 
The charge of that state, with this charm, god 

pays. 4 

By that one spell he lives, eats, drinks, arrays 
Himself: his whole revenue is, god pays. 
The quarter-day is come ; the hostess says, 
She must have money : he returns, god pays. 
The tailor brings a suit home ; he it says, 
Looks o'er the bill, likes it : and says, god pays. 
He steals to ordinaries ; there he plays 
At dice his borrow'd money : which, god pays. 
Then takes up fresh commodities, for days ; 
Signs to new bonds ; forfeits ; and cries, god 

pays. 

That lost, he keeps his chamber, reads essays, 
Takes physic, tears the papers : still, god pays. 
Or else by water goes, and so to plays ; 
Calls for his stool, adorns the stage : god pays. 
To every cause he meets, this voice he brays : 
His only answer is to all, god pays. 
Not his poor cockatrice but he betrays 
Thus; and for his letchery, scores, god pays. 
But see ! the old bawd hath serv'd him in his trim, 
Lent him a pocky whore, She hath paid him. 

God pays.] The impudent plea for charity, or rather for 
running in debt, advanced by disbanded soldiers, of whom there 
were many at this period, and more who pretended to be such. 
The expression occurs in the London Prodigal, in a passage much 
to the purpose : 

Sir Arthur. I am a soldier and a gentleman. 

Lace. I neither doubt your valour nor your love, 
But there be some that bear a soldier's form, 
That swear by him they never think upon : 
Go swaggering up and down from house to house, 
Crying, god pays." 

For says (tries) see vol. v. p. 173. 



EPIGRAMS. 159 

XIII. 
To DOCTOR EMPIRIC. 

When men a dangerous disease did 'scape, 
Of old, they gave a cock to ^Esculape : ' 
Let me give two, that doubly am got free ; 
From my disease's danger, and from thee. 

XIV. 
To WILLIAM CAMDEN. 

CAM DEN ! most reverend head, to whom I owe 
All that I am in arts, all that I know ;* 
(How nothing's that?) to whom my country owes 
The great renown, and name wherewith she goes! 
Than thee the age sees not that thing more grave, 
More high, more holy, that she more would crave. 

s They gave a cock to JEsculape.'] The last request which So. 
crates made to his friends was, that they would offer this po- 
pular sacrifice for him. This has led some to imagine that the 
poison had begun to take effect, and that he was become light- 
headed, lie was quite as rational as his critics ; and, in perfect 
consistency with his creed, viewed his death as a recovery to life. 
* Camden, most reverend head, to whom I owe 

All that I am in arts, all that I know.] Camden was our 
poet's master at Westminster-school ; and gratitude has led him 
to make a proper acknowledgment for his care and pains in 
teaching him, both by this epigram, and the dedication of 
Every Man m hits Humour to him. WHAL. 

These are not the only place s in which Camden is mentioned 
with respect. In the King's Entertainment, Jonson terms him 
** the glory and 'ight of the kingdom," and in the Masque of 
Queens, he introduces him with similar commendation. No man 
ever possessed a more warm and affectionate heart than this 
great poet, whose name is made synonymous with envy and 
ingratitude, by every desperate blockhead who reprints an old 
play or a poem. 



160 EPIGRAMS. 

What name, what skill, what faith hast thou in 

things ! 
What sight in searching the most antique 

springs ! 

What weight, and what authority in thy speech! 
Men scarce can make that doubt, but thou canst 

teach. 

Pardon free truth, and let thy modesty, 
Which conquers all, be once o'ercome by thee. 
Many of thine, this better could, than I ; 
But for their powers, accept my piety. 

XV. 

ON COURT-WORM. 

All men are worms ; but this no man. In silk 
Twas brought to court first wrapt, and white as 

milk ; 

Where, afterwards, it grew a butterfly. 
Which was a caterpillar : so 'twill die/ 



XVI. 

To BRAINHARDY. 

HARDY, thy brain is valiant, 'tis confest, 
Thou more ; that with it every day dar'st jest 



in silk 



'Twas brought to court, &c.] Pope had this epigram in his 
thoughts when he wrote his Epistle to Arbuthnot : 

" Let Sporus tremble. What, that thing of silk ! 
Snorus, that mere white curd of ass's milk." 

But he has confounded the metaphor, which is preserved by 
Jonson with equal accuracy and beauty. 



EPIGRAMS. 161 

Thy self into fresh brawls : when, call'tl upon, 
Scarce thy week's swearing brings thee off, of 

one. 

So in short time, thou art in arrearage grown 
Some hundred quarrels, yet dost thou fight none ; 
Nor need'st thou : for those few, by oath releast, 
Make good what thou dar'st do in all the rest. 
Keep thy self there, and think thy valour right ; 
He that dares damn himself, dares more than fight. 

xvii. 

To THE LEARNED CllITIC. 

May others fear, fly, and traduce thy name, 
As guilty men do magistrates ; glad I, 

That wish my poems a legitimate fame, 
Charge them, for crown, to thy sole censure hie. 

And but a sprig of bays, given by thee, 

Shall outli ve garlands, stol'n from the chaste tree.* 

XVIII. 
To MY MERE ENGLISH CENSURER. 

To thee, my way in Epigrams seems new, 
When both it is the old way, and the true. 
Thou say'st, that cannot be ; for thou hast seen 
Davis, and Weever,* and the best have been, 

'* Shall outlive garlands stolen from the chaste tree.] i. e. the 
laurel; Daphne, rather than consent to the desires of Apollo, 
being changed into that tree. WHAL. 

9 For thou hast seen 

Davis, and Weever.] Davis was the author of a collection 

of epigrams called the Scourge of Folly : he was by profession a 

writing-master, and chiefly taught in the university of Oxford. 

He was a contemporary of Jonson,and has an epigram addressed 

VOL. VIII. M 



EPIGRAMS. 

And mine come nothing like. I hope so: Yet, 
As theirs did with thee, mine nvght credit get, 
If thou'dst but use thy faith, as thou didst then; 
When thou wert wont t' admire, not censure men. 
Prithee believe still, and not judge so fast, 
Thy faith is all the knowledge that thou hast. 

XIX. 

ON SIR COD THE PERFUMED. 

That COD can get no widow, yet a knight, 
I scent the cause : he wooes with an ill sprite. 1 

to him. Weever was the author of a work in folio, which i* 
called Funeral Monuments, and is a miscellany of epitaphs, and 
inscriptions, collected from ancient monuments in various parts 
of the kingdom. WHAL. 

1 He icooes "with an ill sprite.} A play on the double meaning 
of the last word, an evil genius or spirit, and a stinking breath. 
To this last sense of sprite, young Knowell alludes in the in- 
flated panegyric with which he puzzles and pla)s upon master 
Stephen : " A wight that hitherto, his evrry step hath lift the 
stamp of a great foot behind him, as every w ord the sarour of 
a strong spirit." The name of the person to whom this epigram 
is addressed is borrowed from the cod or little purse in which 
civet and other perfumes were kept in the poet's days. 

In the Woman's Prize, Livia says to her lover, 

" Hold this certain- 
Selling, which is a sin unpardonable, 
Of counterfeit cods, or musty English crocus, 
Switches, or stones for the tooth. ach, sooner finds me 
Than that drawn Jox Moroso." A. 1 S. 2. 

Upon whirl) Mr. We bei observes : " In some MS. notes which 
have bi'fii procure d tor me. cfl is explained, a pillow, a belly. 
I am ahaiu tie allusion is not so delicate " The v\ liter's fears 
are ab*-ut as uital ,\s those ol Mr. i-tcevens, from whom this 
miserable cam is adopted ; h-s ignorance, however, lit if, as well 
as every where else, is sufficiently real : what did he suppose 
Livia to mean ? Counterfeit cods are spurious or adulterate civet- 
bags, and nothing more. 



EPIGRAMS. 165 

XX. 

To THE SAME. 

The expense in odours is a most vain sin, 
Except thou could'st, sir COD, wear them within. 

XXI. 

ON REFORMED GAMESTER. 

Lord, how is GAMESTER chang'd ! his hair close 

cut,* 

Hisneck fenced round with ruff, his eyes half shut! 
His clothes two fashions off, and poor ! his sword 
Forbid his side, and nothing, but the word, 
Quick in his lips! Who hath this wonderwroughtr 
The late ta'en bastinado. So I thought. 
What several ways men to their calling have ! 
The body's stripes, I see, the soul may save. 

XXII. 

ON MY FIRST DAUGHTER. 

Here lies, to each her parents ruth, 
MARY, the daughter of their youth ; 
Yet all heaven's gifts being heaven's due, 
It makes the father less to rue. 
At six months end she parted hence 
With safety of her innocence ; 

* bis hair close cut, &c.] These are the characteristic 

marks of a puritan, which Gamester was now become. The word 
was the cant phrase for the Scripture, which was profanely 
applied to ercry incident of life. This is an epigram of all times. 

M2 



164 EPIGRAMS. 

Whose soul heaven's Queen, whose name she 

bears, 1 

In comfort of her mother's tears, 
Hath placed amongst her virgin-train : 
Where while that, severed, doth remain, 
This grave partakes the fleshly birth ; 
Which cover lightly, gentle earth ! 

XXIII. 
To JOHN DONNE/ 

DONNE, the delight of Phoebus and each Muse, 
Who, to thy one, all other brains refuse ; 
Whose every work, of thy most early wit, 
Came forth example, and remains so, yet: 
Longer a knowing than most wits do live, 
And which no' affection praise enough can give ! 
To it, thy language, letters, arts, best life, 
Which might with half mankind maintain a strife; 
All which I meant to praise, and yet I would; 
But leave, because I cannot as I should ! 

3 Whose soul hcaxeii's Queen, whose name she bears."] i. e. the 
virgin Mary ; this seems to hare been written, when our poet 
was a convert to the church of Rome. WHAL. 

There is both pathos, and beauty in this little piece : Jonson 
appears to have been a most kind and affectionate parent, and 
if, as Fuller says, he did not always meet with an equal return 
of duty and love, those who denied it to him have the greater 
sin. It is here the proper place, to observe that our poet is by 
far the best writer of epitaphs that this country ever possessed. 

+ John Donne.] The celebrated Dean of St. Paul's. His cha- 
racter is excellently giren in this affectionate memorial of his 
virtues ; indeed no one knew him better, or valued him more 
justly than Jonson. The domestic life of this eminent man is 
admirably written by Izaac Walton ; and a severe, though not 
unjust, estimate of his poetical merits will be found in Dr. 
Johnson's Life of Cowley. 



EPIGRAMS. 165 

XXIV. 
To THE PARLIAMENT. 

There's reason good, that you good laws should 

make : 
Men's manners ne'er were viler, for your sake. 

XXV. 

ON SIR VOLUPTUOUS BEAST. 

While BEAST instructs his fair and innocent wife, 
In the past pleasures of his sensual life, 
Telling the motions of each petticoat, 
And how his Ganymede mov'd, and how his goat, 
And now her hourly her own cucquean makes, 
In varied shapes, which for his lust she takes : 
What doth he else, but say, Leav e to be chaste, 
Just wife, and to change me, make woman's haste ! 

XXVI. 

ON THE SAME. 

Than his chaste wife though BEAST now know 

no more, 
He 'adulters still : his thoughts lie with a whore. 

XXVII. 

ON SIR JOHN ROE.* 

In place of scutcheons that should deck thy herse, 
Take better ornaments, my tears and verse. 

5 On sir John Roe.] Probably the son of sir Thomas Roe, 
knt, an eminent merchant of London, who after passing with 



166" EPIGRAMS. 

If any sword could save from Fates', ROE'S 
could ; 

If any Muse outlive their spight, his can; 
If any friends' tears could restore, his would; 

If an\ pious life ere lifted man 
To heaven ; his hath : () happy state ! wherein 
We, sad for him, may glory, and not sin. 

XXVIII. 
ON DON SURLY. 

Don SURLY, to aspire the glorious name 
Of a great man, and to be thought the same, 
Makes serious use of all great trade he knows. 
He speaks to men with a rhinocerote's nose,' 
Which he thinks great ; and so reads verses too : 
And that is done, as lie saw great men do. 
He has tympanies of business in his face, 
And can forget men's names, with a great grace. 
He will both argue, and discourse in oaths, 
Both which are great : and laugh at ill-made 

clothes ; 

That's gi eater, yet : to cry his own up neat. 
He doth at meals, alone, his pheasant eat, 

distinguished credit through erery municipal honour, died full 
of years and good works about 1570. This worthy citizen, 
whose charity was directed by his piety to the most useful pur- 
poses, left four sons, who appear to hare trod in the footsteps 
of their father. 

6 He sptaks to men with a rhinocerote's nose^] i. e. I believe, 
with a nose date, or curled up into a kind of sneer, scornfully, 
contemptuously. This, at least, is the meaning of the expression 
in Martial's lively address to his book: 

Nescis, htu nescis domincej'astidia Romt* 9 
Crede mihi^ nimium Martia turba sapit ; 

Majorca nusquam ronchi, juvenesgue scnesgve, 
Et pueri nasum Rhinocerotis habent I lib. i. IT. 



EPIGRAMS. 167 

Which is main greatness ; and at his still board, 
He drinks to no man : that's, too, like a lord. 
He keeps another's wife, which is a spice 
Of solemn greatness; and he dares at dice, 
Blaspheme God greatly; or some po <r hind beat, 
That breathes in his dog's way : 7 and this is great. 
Nay more, for greatness sake, he will be one 
May hear my epigrams, but like of none. 
SURLY, use other arts, these only can 
Style thee a most great fool, but no great man. 

XXIX. 
To SIR ANNUAL TILTER. 

TILTER, the most may admire thee, though notl ; 
And thou, right guiltless, may'st plead to it, Why? 
For thy late sharp device. 1 say 'tis fit 
All brains, at times of triumph, should run wit: 
For then our water -conduits do run wine; 
But that's put in, thou'lt say. Why, so is thine. 

1 That breathes in his dog's way.] " Breathes (Whalley says) 
is intended to express what Shakspeare means when he de- 
scribes such as u bieathe in their watering." There is no end 
to this nonsense, since Steevens first, set it abroach. I have 
already reliered Shakspeare from the obloquy of so filthy a 
meaning, (vol ii. p. 33,) and to take away every possible plea 
for its bo ng charged upon him again, I will now add the fol- 
lowing decisive passage. The words of Shakspeare are : "They 
call drinking deep dying scarlet, and when you breathe in 
your watering," (stop to take breath in your draught,) " they 
cry hem ! and bid you play it off." The parallel passage follows : 

" Fill Will his beaker, he will never flinch 
To give a full quart pot the emptie pinch. 
He'll looke unto your waters well enough, 
And hath an eye that no man leaves a snuffe : 
A pox of piece-meale drinking I William sayes, 
Play it away ; will have no stoppes and stayes ; 
Blew* drink is odious," &c. S. Rowland, Sat. 6. 



168 EPIGRAMS. 

XXX. 

To PERSON GUILTY. 

GUILTY, be wise ; and though thou know'st the 

crimes 

Be thine, I tax, yet do not own my rhymes : 
Twere madness in thee, to hetray thy fame, 
And person to the world, ere I thy name. 

XXXI. 

ON BANKS THE USURER. 

BANKS feels no lameness of his knotty gout, 
His monies travel for him in and out: 
And though the soundest legs go every day, 
He toils to be at hell, as soon as they. 

XXXII. 
ON SIR JOHN ROE.* 

What two brave perils of the private sword 
Could not effect, nor all the Furies do, 

That self-divided Belgia did afford; 

What not the envy of the seas reach'd to, 

* Jonson appears to have sincerely loved and lamented this 
excellent person, of whose actions I can give the reader no 
account. He seems to have followed the business of a merchant- 
venturer at first, like his father, and subsequently, in imitation 
of many gallant spirits in those days, to have embarked in the 
wars of the Netherlands. He died, however, in peace, at home. 

Among Whalley's loose papers, I find another memorial of 
our author's regard for him. It seems to be taken from the 
blank leaf of a Persius, with which he had presented him. Why 



EPIGRAMS. 169 

The cold of Mosco, and fat Irish air, 

His often change of clime, though not of mind, 

All could not work ; at home, in his repair, 
Was his blest fate, but our hard lot to find. 

Which shews, wherever death doth please 
t.' appear, 

Seas, serenes, swords, shot, sickness, all are there. 



XXXIII. 

To THE SAME. 

I'll not offend thee with a vain tear more, 
Glad-mentioivd ROE; thouartbutgone before, 
Whither the world must follow : and I, now, 
Breathe to expect my When, and make my 

How. 
Which if most gracious heaven grant like 

thine, 
Who wets my grave, 1 can be no friend of mine. 

Whalley chose to give us vile English initead of copying the 
elegant Latin of the original, I cannot tell. 

" To sir John Roe, his most approved friend, this his love 
and delight, the most learned of Satirists, PERSIUS, with a 
most learned commentary, is consecrated by Ben. Jonson, who 
willingly, deservedly, gives and dedicates it. Nor is a parent 
more to be preferred by me than a friend." 

9 Seas, sen-nes. &c.] i. e. a blast of warm air ; a blight, or 
mildew, vol. iii. p. 255. The most miserable pun on record, 
(which yet was repeated at every table in Paris,) was made by 
the marquis of Bievre on this word. Mad. d'Angivilliers had a 
favourite serin, (a canary-bird,) and the marquis, on coming 
into her drawing-room, gravely put on his hat, with this notable 
piece of wit : *' I beg your ladyship's pardon but I am afraid 
of the serein !" The marquis was a great reader of Joe Miller 
so were not the French in general : his second hand wit 
therefore was in high request. 

1 Who -wets my grave, &c.J This is a beautiful little vale- 
diction ; there is a simple grandeur of thought, a high moral 
dignity in all the addresses of Jonson, (for there are more to 



EPIGRAMS. 

XXXIV. 
OF DEATH. 

He that fears death, or mourns it, in the just, 
Shews of the Resurrection little trust. 

XXXV. 

To KING JAMES. 

Who would not be thy subject, JAMES, t' obey 
A prince that rules by' example, more than sway? 
Whose manners draw, more than thy powers 

constrain 

And in this short time of thy happiest reign, 
Hast purg'd thy realms, as we have now no cause 
Left us of fear, but first our crimes, then laws. 
Like aids 'gainst treasons who hath found before, 
And than in them, how could we know God more? 
First thou preserved wert our king to be ; 
And since, the whole land was preserv'd for thee.* 

XXXVI. 

To THE GHOST OF MARTIAL. 

Martial, thou gav'st far nobler epigrams 
To thy DOMITIAN, than I can my JAMES; 

come) to this distinguished family, which does no less honour 
to them than to the poet. 

* And since thr uhole land -was preserved for thee.'] This epi- 
gram was probabl) written in 1604, as the last allusion is to 
the plague, which broke out in London soon alter the death of 
Elizabeth. The " treasons" spoken of just above, are probably 
those of the Gowries and sir Walter Raleigh. 



EPIGRAMS. 171 

But in my royal subject T pass thee, 

Thou flatter'dst thine, mine cannot flatter'd be. 

XXXVII. 
ON CHEVERIL THE LAWYER. 

No cause, nor client fat, will CHEVERIL leese, 
But as they come, on both sides he takes fees, 
And pleaseth both : for while he melts his grease, 
For this ; that wins, for whom he holds his peace. 

XXXVIII. 
To PERSON GUILTY. 

GUILTY, because I bade you late be wise, 5 
And to conceal your ulcers, did advise, 
You laugh when you are touch'd,and long before 
Any man else, you clap your hands and roar, 
And cry, good! good! this quite perverts my 

sense, 

And lies so far from wit, 'tis impudence. 
Believe it, GUILTY, if you lose your shame, 
I'll lose my modesty, and tell your name. 

XXXIX. 

ON OLD COLT. 

For all night-sins, with others wives unknown, 
COLT now doth daily penance in his own. 

3 GUILTY, because I bade you late be wise.} See Epig. XXX. 
This is an excellent epigram; replete with strong sense, and 
keen observation of mankind. 



172 EPIGRAMS. 

XL. 
ON MARGARET RATCLIFFE. 

M arble, weep, for thou dost cover 

A dead beauty underneath thee, 

R ich as nature could bequeath thee : 

G rant then, no rude hand remove her. 

A 11 the gazers on the skies 

R ead not in fair heaven's story, 

E xpresser truth, or truer glory, 

T han they might in her bright eyes. 

R are as wonder was her wit ; 
A nd, like nectar, ever flowing: 
T ill time, strong by her bestowing, 
C onquer'd hath both life and it; 
L ife, whose grief was out of fashion 
I n these times. Few so have rued 
F ate in a brother. To conclude, 4 
F or wit, feature, and true passion, 
E arth, thou hast not such another. 

XLI. 
ON GIPSY. 

GIPSY, new bawd, is turn'd physician, 

And gets more gold than all the college can : 



-Few so have rued 



Fate in a brother.] Of this lady, Margaret Ratcliffe, I can 
give the reader no information. She was probably a collateral 
branch of the family of the earl of Sussex, for the marriage of 
whose daughter JoHSon wrote the beautiful Masque of the Hue 
and Cry after Cupid. From a subsequent Epigram I collect that 
she had five brothers, of whom she had the misfortune to lose 
four ; two in the field, in Ireland, and two by sickness, in the 
Low Countries. Jonson had reason, therefore, to say that few- 
had rued such fate in their relations. 



EPIGRAMS. 173 

Such her quaint practice is, so it allures, 

For what she gave, a whore; a bawd, she cures. 

XLIL 

ON GILES AND JOAN. 

Who says that GILES and JOAN at discord be? 
Th' observing neighbours no such mood can see. 
Indeed, poor Giles repents he married ever; 
But that his Joan doth too. And Giles would 

never, 

By his free-will, be in Joan's company : 
No more would Joan he should. Giles riseth 

early, 

And having got him out of doors is glad ; 
The like is Joan : but turning home is sad ; 
And so is Joan. Oftimes when Giles doth find 
Harsh sights at home, Giles wisheth he were 

blind ; 

All this doth Joan : or that his long-yearn'd life 
Were quite out-spun; the like wish hath his wife. 
The children that he keeps, Giles swears are none 
Of his begetting ; and so swears his Joan. 
In all affections she concurreth still. 
If now, with man and wife, to will and nill 
The self-same things,* a note of concord be: 
I know no couple better can agree ! 

XLIII. 
To ROBERT EARL OF SALISBURY.' 

What need hast thou of me, or of my muse, 
Whose actions so themselves do celebrate r 

s to will and nill 

The self. same things, &c.] Idem velle atque nolle, ea demum 
amicitia est. 

* Robert earl of Salisbury."] Younger son of lord Burleigh. 



174 EPIGRAMS. 

Which should thy country's love to speak refuse, 

Her foes enough would fame thee in their hate. 
Tofove, great men were glad of poets ; now, ' 

I, not the worst, am covetous of thee : 
Yet dare not to my thought least hope allow 

Of adding to thy fame ; thine may to me, 
When in my book men read hut ( EC IL'S name, 

And what I write thereof find far. aud free 
From servile flattery, common poets' shame, 

As thou stand'st clear of the necessity. 

XLIV. 

ON CHUFFE, 

BANKS the Usurer's Kinsman. 

CHUFFE, lately rich in name, in chattels, goods, 
And rich in issue to inherit all, 

He and his elder brother, William, were both created earls in the 
same day. Robert in the morning ; to give his descendants 
precedency of those of William. 

" This man," Walpole says, " who had the fortune or misfortune" 
(why misfortune ? but this poor stuff was meant for wit) " to 
please both Elizabeth and James the First ; who like the son of 
the duke of Lerma had the uncommon fate of succeeding his 
own father as prime minister, and who unlike that son of 
Lerma did not, though treacherous to erery body else, supplant 
his own father, is sufficiently known ; his public story may be 
found in all our histories, his particular in the Biographia " Cat. 
of Royal and Noble Authors. In none of these, however, did 
Walpole look for the u story" of this eminent state-man ; but 
in the ignorant, impure, and scandalous reports of the W Idons, 
Peytons, and other puritanical disseminators of fa srhooii, as 
better suited to the base and envious nature of his own spirit. 
When the time shall come for Walpolo himst ll to bt- added to 
the number of *' noble authors,'' by a sterner biographer than 
Mr. Parke, he will, if lairly represented, be lound to be one of 
the most odiou and contemptible of the whole" Catalogue." 



EPIGRAMS. 175 

Ere blacks were bought for his own funeral, 
Saw all his race approach the blacker floods : 
He meant they thither should make swift 

repair, 
When he made him executor, might be heir. 



XLV. 

ON MY FIRST SON. 

Farewell, thou child of my right hand, and joy ;' 
My sin was too much hope of thee, lov'd boy: 

7 Farewell, thou child of my right hand, and joy.] The ex- 
pression here must be explained : thou child of my right hand 
shews us his son's name was Benjamin ; that word being usually 
taken as a compound of two Hebrew words, which imply that 
meaning. But some modern commentators more justly interpret 
the word Benjamin to signify the son of days, or of old age. 
Benjamin was the youngest son, and probably born when hit 
father was advanced in years. WHAL. 

My predecessor seems to write without reading what he is 
about to explain. The title declares the Epitaph to be written 
on hisjirst son ; Benjamin, says the critic, was the youngest o, 
and probably born when the father was advanced in years ! 
This is sad trifling ; but Whalley appears to me to have con- 
tented himself upon all occasions, with second-hand authorities, 
which are commonly worse than none at all. In one of the 
spiteful attempts made to injure Jonson by his " friend" Drum- 
mond, he relates the following anecdote, which he had (he says) 
from the poet's own mouth. While the plague raged in London, 
he was on a visit with Camden, at the house of sir Robert 
Cotton, in the country. Here he saw, in a dream, his eldest 
son, with the mark of a bloody cross (the token of the plague) 
on his forehead. Alarmed at this, he prayed to God for him, 
and went in the morning to Camdcn's room, and told him what 
he had seen. Camden desired him not to be dejected, for that 
it was merely the creation of his own fears : but there came a 
letter from his wife, to inform him that the child was dead of 
the plague. Jonson added, that his son appeared to him of a 



EPIGRAMS. 

Seven years thou wertlent to me, and I thee pay, 

Exacted by thy fate, on the just day. 

O, could I lose all father, now ! for why, 

Will man lament the state he should envy ? 

To have so soon scaped world's, and flesh's rage, 

And, if no other misery, yet age ! 

Rest in soft peace, and ask'd, say here doth lie 

BEN JONSON his best piece of poetry : 

For whose sake henceforth all his vows be such, 

As what he loves may never like too much. 



XLVI. 

To SIR LUCKLESS WOO-ALL. 

Is this the sir, who, some waste wife to win, 
A knight-hood bought, to go a wooing in? 
'Tis LUCKLESS, he that took up one on band 
To pay at's day of marriage. By my hand 
The knight-wright's cheated then ! he'll never 

pay: 
Yes, now he wears his knighthood every day. 

manly stature, and of such growth as he thought he would be 
at the Resurrection." There is enough in this narrative to con- 
vince any one but the vile calumniator who reports it, that the 
fond father was not, as he asserts, void of all religion : but to 
the purpose of the note. The plague broke out in 1603, the 
child was then in his seventh year ; he was born therefore in 
1596, when Jonson, instead of being '* advanced in years," was 
just turned of two and twenty ! 

The last couplet contains a pretty allusion to the cheerlesi 
advice of Martial, in one of his melancholy moods: 

Si vitare velis acerba qu&dam, 
Et triste.s animi cavere marsus, 
Nulli te facias nimis sodulem^ 
Guudebis minus* at minus dolcbit. 



EPIGRAMS. 177 

' XLVII. 

To THE SAME. 

Sir LUCKLESS, troth, for luck's sake pass by one ; 
He that wooes every widow, will get none. 

XLVIII. 
ON MUNGRIL ESQUIRE. 

His bought arms MUNG' not liked ; for his first 

day 

Of bearing them in field, he threw 'em away:* 
And hath no honour lost, our duellists say. 

XLIX. 
To PLAYWRIGHT. 

PLAYWRIGHT me reads, and still my verses 

damns, 

He says I want the tongue of epigrams ; 
I have no salt, no bawdry he doth mean ;* 
For witty, in his language, is obscene. 



-For his first day 



Of bearing them in field, he threw 'cm away."] The arms wer* 
usually pourtrayed upon the shield ; so that on his entering into 
battle, he flung away his shield, that he might not be encum- 
bered in his flight. This marks him for his cowardice. WHAL. 

Jonson might have thrown his epigram after Mungril's arms, 
with no more loss of credit than the other of honour. 

9 / hare no salt , no bawdry he doth wieare.] This expression 
sufficiently justifies Pope's emendation of the passage in Hamlet, 
" I remember one said there were no salts in the lines to make 
the matter savoury." The old copies read sallets, which being 
akin to nonsense is, according to custom, replaced in the text 

VOL. VIII. N 



178 EPIGRAMS. 

Playwright, I loath to have thy manners known 
In my chaste book ; profess them in thine own. 

L. 

To SIR COD, 

Leave, COD, tobacco-like, burnt gums to take, 
Or fumy clysters, thy moist lungs to bake : 
Arsenic would thee fit for society make. 

LI. 
To KING JAMES. 

Upon the happy false rumour of his death, the two 
and twentieth day of March, 
1606.* 

That we thy loss might know, and thou our love, 
Great heaven did well to give ill fame free 
wing ; 

Which though it did but panic terror prove, 
And far beneath least pause of such a king ; 

by the last editors ; though, as Mr. Steevens adds, " the al- 
teration of Pope may be, in some measure, supported by the 
following passage in Decker's Satiromastix " a prepared troop 
of gallants, who shall distaste every unsalted line in their fly- 
blown comedies/' If the change be in some measure supported 
by this quotation, it is altogether fixed by the line above, of 
which none of the commentators take the slightest notice. 

1 The best comment upon this little piece is to be found in 
Winwood's State Papers, in a letter from Mr. Chamberlaine to 
that minister, dated April 5th, 1606 ; from which it appears 
that Jonson has not exaggerated the common feeling, which was 
the more alive as the story came so quickly upon the discovery 
of the Gunpowder Plot. The report was that the king had 
been stabbed with a poisoned knife, at Woking, in Surrey, 
where he was hunting. Mr* Lodge has also a letter on the 



EPIGRAMS. 179 

Yet give thy jealous subjects leave to doubt, 
Who this thy scape from rumour gratulate, 

No less than if from peril ; and devout, 
Do beg thy care unto thy after-state. 

For we, that have our eyes still in our ears, 

Look not upon thy dangers, but our fears. 



LII. 

To CENSORIOUS COURTLING. 

COURTLING, I rather thou should'st utterly 
Dispraise my work, than praise it frostily : 
When I am read, thou feign'st a weak applause, 
As if thou wert my friend, but lack'dst a cause. 
This but thy judgment fools : the other way 
Would both thy folly and thy spite betray. 

subject from the earl of Kent to the earl of Shrewsbury, of 
which a part is subjoined. 

" My very hon'ble good Lo. I received yesterday yo r 
hon'ablc and frendley lines by John Sibley, whereby it pleased 
yo r LP to adv'tise me of the untruthe of those bruits spread 
abroad of so horrible a treason against his Maj tia * precious 
life. Theis false bruits come very speedily not only to the Privie 
Councell at the Corte, and so to London, but also into theis 
parts, and not onlike, into a great p'te of the kingdom. All 
thother daye being Sondaye, we here knew nothinge certenly 
to the contrary but that the worst might be feared : but the 
greater astonishment this sudden fearefull rumour hath ev'y 
where occasioned, the more singular comfort and joye will now 
redounde to ev'ie true harted subject by the report of his Ma lie " 
safetie, for w tk they shall have so just cause to sounde forth 
God's praise, together with incessant prayers for his Highnes 
longe happie and prosperous raigne ov r us." Wilson's account 
of the confusion and dismay which took place on this occasion, 
is given in yet stronger language. 



Ns 



180 E P I G RAM S. 

LIII. 
To OLDEND GATHERER. 

Long-gathering OLDEND, I did fear thee wise, 
When having pill'd a book which no man buys, 
Thou wert content the author's name to lose : 
But when, in place, thou didst the patron's choose, 
It was as if thou printed hadst an oath, 
To give the world assurance thou wert both ; 
And that, as puritans at baptism do, 
Thou art the father, and the witness too. 
For, but thy self, where, out of motley,'s he* 
-Could save that line to dedicate to thee ? 

LIV. 
ON CHEVERIL. 

CHEVEHIL cries out my verses libels are; 
And threatens the Star-chamber, and the Bar. 
What are thy petulant pleadings, Cheveril, then, 
That quit'st the cause so oft, and rail'st at men? 

LV. 

To FRANCIS BEAUMONT. 

How I do love thee, BEAUMONT, and thy Muse, 
That unto me dost such religion use ! 
How I do fear myself, that am not worth 
The least indulgent thought thy pen drops forth! 

* Where t out of motley, 's he , &c.] i c. where out of a motley, 
or fool's coat is he, &c. In other words, who but a fool ? 
Whalley seems to have strangely mistaken this simple expression. 



EPIGRAMS. 181 

At once thou mak'st me happy, and unmak'st ; 
And giving largely to me, more thou tak'st! 
What fate is mine, that so itself bereaves ? 
What art is thine, that so thy friend deceives? 
When even there, where most thou praisest me, 
For writing better, I must envy thee.' 

LVI. 
ON POET-APE. 

Poor PoET-APE, 4 that would be thought ourchief, 
Whose works are e'en the frippery of wit, 

From brokage is become so bold a thief, 
As we, the robb'd, leave rage, and pity it. 

At first he made low shifts, would pick and glean, 
Buy the reversion of old plays ; now grown 

5 When even there, where most thou praisest me, 

For writing better, I must envy thee.] This short poem is an 
answer to a letter, which Beaumont, then in the country with 
Fletcher, sent to Jonson, together with two unfinished comedies. 
The letter is an excellent one, and proves the interesting frank- 
ness and cordiality in which " the envious and malignant Ben" 
lived with his brother poets. The passage to which the text 
more immediately applies is the following : 

" Fate once again 

Bring me to thee, who canst make smooth and plain 

The way of knowledge for me, and then I, 

(Who have no good but in thy company,) 

Protest it will my greatest comfort be, 

To acknowledge all I have to flow from thee. 

Ben, when these scenes are perfect, we'll taste wine, 

I'll drink thy muse's health, thou shalt quaff mine. 

* Pour Poet-ape, &c.] Mr. Chalmers will take it on his death, 
that the person here meant is Shakspeare ! Who can doubt it ? 
For my part, I am persuaded, that GROOM IDIOT in the next 
epigram is also Shakspeare ; and, indeed, generally, that he is 
typified by the words " fool and knave," so exquisitely de- 
scriptive of him, wherever they occur in Jonson. 



182 EPIGRAMS. 

To a little wealth, and credit in the scene, 
He takes up all, makes each man's wit his own : 

And, told of this, he slights it. Tut, such crimes 
The sluggish gaping auditor devours ; 

He marks not whose 'twas first : and after-times 
May judge it to be his, as well as ours. 

Fool ! as if half eyes will not know a fleece 

From locks of wool, or shreds from the whole 
piece ? 

LVII. 

ON BAWDS AND USURERS. 

If, as their ends, their fruits were so, the same, 
Bawdry and Usury were one kind of game. 

LVIII. 
To GKOOM IDIOT. 

IDIOT, last night, I pray'd thee but forbear 
To read my verses ; now I must to hear : 
For offering with thy smiles my wit to grace, 
Thy ignorance still laughs in the wrong place. 
And so my sharpness thou no less disjoints, 
Than thou didst late my sense, losing my points. 
So have I seen at Christmas-sports, one lost, 
And hood-wink'd, for a man embrace a post. 

LIX. 
ON SPIES. 

SPIES, you are lights in state, but of base stuff, 
Who, when you've burnt your selves down to 

the snuff, 
Stink, and are thrown away. End fair enough. 



EPIGRAMS. 183 

LX. 

To WILLIAM LORD MOUNTEAGLE.* 

Lo, what my country should have done (have 
raised 

An obelisk, or column to thy name, 
Or, if she would but modestly have praised 

Thy fact, in brass or marble writ the same) 
I, that am glad of thy great chance, here do ! 

And proud, my work shall out-last common 

deeds, 
Durst think it great, and worthy wonder too, 

But thine, for which I do't, so much exceeds ! 
My country's parents I have many known ; 
But, saver of my country, THEE alone. 

5 To William lord Mounteagle.~\ This was the nobleman who 
received the remarkable letter about the gun-powder plot, taken 
notice of by our historians, and which gave the first apprehen- 
sions of what was then contriving. WHAL. 

Many angry attacks have been made on James for assuming 
to himself the merit of discovering the import of this letter ; of 
which Cecil takes the credit in an excellent official paper to sir 
Charles Cornwallis, (Win-wood Mem. vol. ii.p. 170.) but surely 
without much cause. The fact seems to be that Cecil allowed 
the king (who was always tenacious of his own sagacity) to 
imagine that he had detected the latent meaning ol the letter. 
Cecil was the most shrewd, and James the most simple and un- 
suspicious of mortals : there is, therefore, not the smallest 
reason to believe that the king meant to mislead the parliament, 
or that he thought otherwise than he spoke. We deceive our- 
selves grossly, if we assume that all which is known now was 
known at the time when the event took place. Cecil's letter 
was a sealed letter to the parliament and the nation ; and, after 
all, we have only the minister's word for his share in the dis- 
covery. The hint to lord Mounteagle, which was given to him 
by his sister, Mary Parker, wife of Thomas Habington, and 
mother of the amiable and virtuous author of Custom, was not 
the only one conveyed to the earl ot Salisbury on this mys- 
terious business. 



184 EPIGRAMS. 

LXI. 
To FOOL, OR KNAVE. 

Thy praise or dispraise is to me alike; 

One doth not stroke me, nor the other strike. 

LXII. 

To PINE LADY WOULD-BE. 

Fine madam WOULD-BE, wherefore should yon 

fear, 

That love to make so well, a child to bear ? 
The world reputes you barren: but I know 
Your pothecary, and his drug, says no. 
Is it the pain affrights ? that's soon forgot. 
Or your complexion's loss? you have a pot, 
That can restore that. Will it hurt your feature? 
To make amends, you are thought a wholesome 

creature. 

What should the cause be ? oh, you live at court; 
And there's both loss of time, and loss of sport, 
In a great belly : Write then on thy womb, 
" Of the not born, yet buried, here's the tomb." 

LXIII, 
To ROBERT EARL OF SALISBURY. 

Who can consider thy right courses run, 
With what thy virtue on the times hath won, 
And not thy fortune? who can clearly see 
The judgment of the king so shine in thee ; 
And that thou seek'st reward of thy each act, 
Not from the public voice, but private fact ? 



EPIGRAMS. 185 

Who can behold all envy so declined 
By constant suffering of thy equal mind ; 
And can to these be silent, SALISBURY, 
Without his, thine, and all time's injury ? 
Curst be his Muse, that could lie dumb, or hid 
To so true worth, though thou thy self forbid. 



LXIV. 

To THE SAME. 

Upon the Accession of the Treasurer ship to him.' 

Not glad, like those that have new hopes, or suits, 
With thy new place, bring I these early fruits 
Of love, and, what the golden age did hold 
A treasure, art ; contemn'd in the age of gold. 
Nor glad as those, that old dependents be, 
To see thy father's rites new laid on thee. 
Nor glad for fashion ; nor to shew a fit 
Of flattery to thy titles ; nor of wit. 
But I am glad to see that time survive, 
Where merit is not sepulcher'd alive ; 
Where good men's virtues them to honours bring, 
And not to dangers : when so wise a king 

* Enough has been said already of the character of this emi- 
nent statesman ; but it may not be amiss, on the present occa- 
sion, to enumerate the periods of his successive honours. He 
was born June 1, 1563, knighted in 1591 ; sworn of the privy 
council in the following August, and in 1596, appointed prin. 
cipal secretary of state. In 1599 he was made master of the 
court of wards, and in the same year sent to France to nego- 
tiate a peace between that country and Spain. On the accession 
of king James, 1603, he was created baron Cecil, and viscount 
Cranboni, and in 1605, earl of Salisbury. In 1608, (which is 
therefore the date of this epigram) he was created LORD HIGH 
TREASURER ; and in this post he died May 24, 1C12. 



136 EPIGRAMS. 

Contends to have worth enjoy, from his regard, 
As her own conscience, still, the same reward. 
These, noblest CECIL, labour'd in my thought, 
Wherein what wonder see thy namehath wrought ! 
That whilst I meant but thine to gratulate, 
I have sung the greater fortunes of our state. 

LXV. 

To MY MUSE. 

Away, and leave me, thou thing most abhorr'd, 
That hast betray'd me to a worthless lord; 
Made me commit most fierce idolatry 
To a great image through thy luxury : 
Be thy next master's more unlucky muse, 
And, as thou'st mine, his hours and youth abuse, 
Get him the time's long grudge, the court's ill 

will ; 

And reconcil'd, keep him suspected still. 
Make him lose all his friends; and, which is worse, 
Almost all ways to any better course. 
With me thou leav'stan happier muse than thee, 
And which thou brought'st me, welcome poverty: 
She shall instruct my after-thoughts to write 
Things manly, and not smelling parasite. 
But I repent me : stay Whoe'er is raised, 
For worth he has not, he is tax'd not praised. 

LXVI. 
To SIR HENRY GARY.' 

That neither fame, nor love might wanting be 
To greatness, CARY, I sing that and thce; 

7 Sir Henry Cary.] Fiist lord Falkland, and father of the 
celebrated Lucius lord Falkland, who acted so conspicuous and 



EPIGRAMS. 187 

Whose house, if it no other honour had, 
In only thee, might be both great and glad : 
Who, to upbraid the sloth of this our time, 
Durst valour make, almost, but not a crime. 
Which deed I know not, whether were more high, 
Or, thou more happy, it to justify 
Against thy fortune ; when no foe, that day, 
Could conquer thee, but chance, who did betray. 
Love thy great loss, which a renown hath won, 
To live when Broeck not stands, nor Roor doth 
run : * 

noble a part in the Rebellion. Sir Henry was also a very dis- 
tinguished character as a statesman and soldier. He had been 
master of the Jewel Office to Elizabeth, was made a knight of 
the Bath at the creation of Prince Henry, and soon after lord 
deputy of Ireland. The intimacy of Jonson with this family (for 
he was much endeared to the son as well as father) is not a 
little to his credit ; but, indeed, this great poet, who is repre- 
sented by Steevens and his followers as little better than an 
obscure garretteer, lived on terms of honourable familiarity with 
all the genius, worth, and rank of his age. 

8 " The castle and river, (Jonson says) near where he was 
taken." It appears from a letter of sir Thomas Edmonds (resi- 
dent Ambassador with the Archduke, at Brussels) that while 
Spinola was engaged in securing the passage of the Roer by the 
erection of a battery, an attempt was made to surprise the 
co?ering party by count Maurice. The action was short but 
severe, and in the end, the Count was obliged to retreat. Some 
officers of rank fell on each side, and Spinola made some pri- 
soners, " among whom," Sir Thomas says, " were certain 
English gentlemen, whereof the principal are sir Henry Carey ^ 
and Mr. Radcliffe, brother to sir John Radcliffe, (and to Mar~ 
garet,) and one captain Pygot." Win-wood's Mem. vol. ii. 145. 
This letter is dated 21st October, 1605 ; and the action took 
place a few days before. 

The capture of sir Henry Carey seems to have been viewed by 
the Spanish court as a matter of considerable moment, and it re- 
quired all the influence of Cecil, and all the dexterity of sir Charles 
Cornwallis, our ambassador at Madrid, to procure his release. 
" In conclusion," sir Charles writes to the earl of Salisbury, " I 
moved him (the duke of Lerma) for sir Henry Carey ; saying 
' I was thereunto sollicited by the entreatieof many honourable 



188 EPIGRAMS. 

Love honours, which of best example be, 
When they cost dearest, and are done most free. 
Though every fortitude deserves applause, 
It may be much, or little, in the cause. 
He's valiant'st, that dares fight, and not for pay ; 
That virtuous is, when the reward's away. 



LXVII. 
To THOMAS EARL OF SUFFOLK.' 

Since men have left to do praiseworthy things, 
Most think all praises flatteries : but truth brings 
That sound and that authority with her name, 
As, to be raised by her, is only fame. 
Stand high, then, HOWARD, high in eyes of men, 
High iu thy blood, thy place ; but highest then, 
When, in men's wishes, so thy virtues wrought, 
As all thy honours were by them first sought: 
And thou design'd to be the same thou art, 
Before thou wert it, in each good man's heart. 

personages that wished well to the state ; and by some fair 
ladies, whom I knew his Excellencie would he apt to favour. 
I delivered his valuable estate, and the hard course taken 
against him. And lastly told what between the Conde de Villa 
Longa and me, had been agreed to be done in his favour, whereat 
he smyled, and desired he might be put in further memorie of 
it, which by God's grace shall not be omitted." This was in 
June 1606 ; but it required yet many conferences before his 
liberty was procured. 

9 To Thomas earl of Suffolk. ] He was so created by James I. 
in 1603, and bore several great offices of state. In the 12th year 
of the same king, he was constituted lord high treasurer ; and 
it is not improbable but this epigram was addressed to him on 
his promotion to that high station. WHAL. 

The epigram has a much earlier date than Whalley assigns it. 
It was probably written upon his accession to the title of Suf- 
folk, when he was also appointed lord chamberlain. 



EPIGRAMS. 189 

Which, by no less confirmed, than thy king's 

choice, 
Proves that is God's, which was the people's voice. 

LXVIIL 
ON PLAYWRIGHT. 

PLAYWRIGHT convict of public wrongs to men, 
Takes private beatings, and begins again. 
Two kinds of valour he doth shew at once ; 
Active in's brain, and passive in his bones. 

LXIX. 
To PERTINAX COB. 

COB, thou nor soldier, thief, nor fencer art, 
Yet by thy weapon liv'st ! thou hast one good 
part. 

LXX. 

To WILLIAM ROE. 

When nature bids us leave to live, 'tis late 
Then to begin, my ROE ! He makes a state 
In life, that can employ it ; and takes hold 
On the true causes, ere they grow too old. 
Delay is bad, doubt worse, depending worst ; 
Each best day of our life escapes us, first : * 

1 Each best day of our life escapes us first.] From Virgil : 

" Optima quzque dies miseris mortalibus <evi 
Printajugit." 

William Roe was probably the brother of the person to whose 
memory the epigrams, p. 1 65,8, 9. are consecrated. I have already 
remarked on the solemn tone which th poet assumes in all his 
addresses to this family. 



190 EPIGRAMS. 

Then, since we, more than many, these truths 

know ; 
Though life be short, let us not make it so. 

LXXI. 
ON COURT PARROT. 

To pluck down mine, POLL sets up new wits still; 
Still 'tis his luck to praise me 'gainst his will. 

LXXII. 

To CoURTLING. 

I grieve not, COURTLING, thou art started up 
A chamber-critic, and doth dine, and sup 
At madam's table, where thou mak'st all wit 
Go high, or low, as thou wilt value it. 
'Tis not thy judgment breeds thy prejudice, 
Thy person only, Courtling, is the vice. 

LXXIII. 

To FINE GRAND." 

What is't, FINK GRAND, makes thee my friendship 

fl y 

Or take an Epigram so fearfully, , 

As 'twere a challenge, or a borrower's letter ? 
The world must know your greatness is my 

debtor. 

Imprimis, Grand, you owe me for a jest 
I lent you, on mere acquaintance, at a feast. 

* Randolph has imitated this Epigram in his Pedlar ; a for- 
gotten piece, from which Dodsley took the plot, and something 
more than the plot, of his Toy.shvp. 



EPIGRAMS. 191 

Item, a tale or two some fortnight after ; 

That yet maintains you, and your house in 

laughter. 

Item, the Babylonian song you sing; 
Item, a fair Greek poesy for a ring, 
With which a learned madam you bely. 
Item, a charm surrounding fearfully 
Y our par tie-per- pale picture, one half drawn 
In solemn Cyprus, th' other cobweb lawn. 
Item, a gulling imprese for you, at tilt. 
Item, your mistress' anagram, in your hilt. 
Item, your own, sew'd in your mistress' smock. 
Item, an epitaph on my lord's cock, 
In most vile verses, and cost me more pain, 
Than had I made 'em good, to fit your vein. 
Forty things more, dear Grand, which you knou r 

true, 
For which, or pay me quickly', or I'll pay you. 

LXXIV. 

To THOMAS LORD CHANCELLOR EGERTON. 

Whilst thy weigh'd judgments, EGERTON, I hear, 
And know thee then a judge, not of one year; 
Whilst I behold thee live with purest hands ; 
That no affection in thy voice commands ; 
That still thou'rt present to the better cause; 
And no less wise than skilful in the laws ; 
Whilst them art certain to thy words, once gone, 
As is thy conscience, which is always one : 
The Virgin, long since fled from earth, I see, 
To our times return'd, hath made her heaven in 
thee. 3 

3 The Virgin, long since fled from earth, I see, 

To our times return'd, hath made her heaven in thcc^\ This is 



192 E P I G RAM S. 

LXXV. 

OlST LlPPE THE TEACHER. 

I cannot think there's that antipathy 
'Twixt puritans and players, as some cry ; 
Though LIPPE, at Paul's, ran from his text away, 
To inveigh 'gainst plays, what did he then but 
play? 

high praise ; but it is not bestowed at random ; and it comes 
from one who knew, and judged him well. 

This great man was the natural son of sir Richard Egerton, 
of Ridley, Cheshire, by Alice daughter of Mr. Sparke, also of 
Cheshire. He was born in 1539, sent to Oxford when he was 
about 17, and thence to Lincoln's Inn. In 1584 he was ap- 
pointed Solicitor General, and two years afterwards, he was 
made Master of the Rolls, which office he held together with 
that of Lord Keeper until the accession of James I, 1603, when 
he was advanced to the dignity of baron of Elleiimere, and 
constituted Lord High Chancellor of England. In 1610 he was 
created viscount Brackley, and died at York House in the 
Strand, 15th March, 1617, having on the third of that month 
obtained the king's leave, after long and earnest importunity, 
to resign the great seal. He was in his seventy-eighth year. 

His person, as to its exterior, was so grave and dignified, 
that many people, Fuller says, have gone to the Chancery on 
purpose only to see his venerable garb, and were highly pleased 
at so acceptable a spectacle. But his interior presented a subject 
of higher admiration. " His apprehension was keen and ready ; 
his judgment deep and sound, his reason clear and compre- 
hensive, his elocution eloquent and easy. As a lawyer he was 
prudent in council, extensive in information, honest in principle, 
so that while he lived he was excelled by none; and when he 
died, he was lamented- by all." Co//. Peerage, vol. iii. p. 1^0. 

Jonson has gome allusions to the Ode to Lollius, who was 
very far from an Egerton : 

" ConsuJque non unius anni 

Sed quoties bonus atquejidus 
Judex honestum pmtulit vtili," &c. 



EPIGRAMS. 193 

LXXVI. 

ON LUCY, COUNTESS OF BEDFORD. 

This morning, timely rapt with holy fire,* 

I thought to form unto my zealous Muse, 
What kind of creature I could most desire, 

To honour, serve, and love ; as poets use. 
I meant to make her fair, and free, and wise, 

Of greatest blood, andyet more good than great ; 
I meant the day-star should not brighter rise, 

Nor lend like influence from his lucent seat, 
I meant she should be courteous, facile, sweet, 

Hating that solemn vice of greatness, pride; 
I meant each softest virtue there should meet, 

Fit HI that softer bosom to reside. 
Only a learned, and a manly soul 

I purposed her ; that should, with even powers, 
The rock, the spindle, and the sheers control 

Of Destiny, and spin her own free hours. 
Such when I meant to feign, and wish'd to see, 
My Muse bade, BEDFORD write, and that was she ! 

LXXVII. 

To ONE THAT DESIRED ME NOT TO NAME HIM. 

Be safe, nor fear thyself so good a fame, 
That, any way, my book should speak thy name : 
For, if thou shame, rank'd with my friends, to go, 
I'm more ashamed to have thee thought my foe. 

* This morning^ timely rapt with holyjire.] The English lan- 
guage, rich as it is in effusions of this kind, does not furnish a 
complimentary poem that for delicacy of sentiment, and beauty 
of diction, can at all be compared with this exquisite epigram ; 
which has yet the further merit of being consonant to truth. 
See Tol. vii. p. 19. 

VOL. VIII. O 



EPIGRAMS. 

LXXVIII. 

To HORNET. 

HORNET, thou,hast thy wife drest for the stall, 
To draw thee custom : but herself gets all. 

LXXIX. 

To ELIZABETH, COUNTESS OF 
RUTLAND. 

That poets are far rarer births than kings,* 

Your noblest father proved; like whom, before, 
Or then, or since, about our Muses' springs, 

Came not that soul exhausted so their store. 
Hence was it, that the Destinies decreed 

(Save that most masculine issue of his brain) 
No male unto him ; who could so exceed 

Nature, they thought, in all that he would 

feign. 
At which, she happily displeased, made you : 

On whom, if he were living now, to look, 

5 That poets are far rarer births than kings, 

Your noblest Jatherprov'd.] This lady, wife to Roger earl of 
Rutland, was daughter to sir Philip Sidney, by his wife 
Frances, only daughter to sir Francis Walsingham, secretary 
of state to queen Elizabeth. It is necessary to know such tri- 
rial circumstances, as, in these smaller poems, their chief merit 
often consists in the turns of thought which allude to them. 

WHAL. 

It is somewhat singular that Whalley should entertain this 
opinion, and yet that this should be almost the only person 
whom he has noticed. This celebrated lady, who was also the 
patroness of Donne and Daniel, and to whom Jonson wrote 
other rerses, died before these poems were published. The 
u masculine issue'' of her father was the Arcadia. 



EPIGRAMS. 195 

He should those rare, and absolute numbers view, 
As he would burn, or better far his book. 

LXXX. 

OF LIFE AND DEATH. 

The ports of death are sins; of life, good deeds; 
Through which our merit leads us to? our meeds. 
How wilful blind is he, then, that would stray, 
And hath it, in his powers, to make his way ! 
This world death's region is, the other life's ; 
And here, it should be one of our first strifes, 
So to front death, as men might judge us past it: 
For good men but see death, the wicked taste it. 

LXXXL 

To PROWLE, THE PLAGIARY. 

Forbear to tempt me, PROWLE, I will not show 
A line unto thee, till the world it know ; 
Or that I've by two good sufficient men, 
To be the wealthy witness of my pen : 6 
For all thouhear'st, thou swear'st thyself didst do. 
Thy wit lives by it, Prowle, and belly too. 
Which, if thou leave not soon, though I am loth, 
I must a libel make, and cozen both. 

LXXXII. 

ON CASHIERED CAPTAIN SURLY. 

SURLY'S old whore in her new silks doth swim : 
He cast, yet keeps her well ! No ; she keeps him. 

* To be the wealthy witness of my pen.'] This is a pure La- 
tinism : testis locuples is the phrase for a full and sufficient 
evidence. WHAL. 

O 2 



EPIGRAMS. 

LXXXIII. 

To A FRIEND. 

To put out the word, whore, thou dost me woo, 
Throughout my book. Troth, put out woman too. 

LXXXIV. 

To LUCY COUNTESS OF BEDFORD. 

Madam, I told you late, how I repented, 

I ask'd a lord a buck, and he denied me; 
And, ere I could ask you, I was prevented : 

For your most noble offer had supplied me. 
Straight went I home ; and there, most like a 
poet, 

I fancied to myself, what wine, what wit 
I would have spent ; how every muse should 
know it, 

And Phoebus' self should be at eating it. 
O, madam, if your grant did thus transfer me, 7 
Make it your gift ! See whither that will bear me. 

LXXXV. 

To SIR HENRY GOODYERE. 

GOODYERE, I'm glad,* and grateful to report, 
Myself a witness of thy few days sport ; 

7 O, madam, if your grant, &c.] She had probably offered 
him a warrant for one : the object of the epigram seems to be 
that it should be sent home to him. 

8 Goodyere, I'm glad, &c.] Sir Henry Goodyere, to whom 
this and the following epigram are addressed, was a gentleman 
of great probity and virtue, and much respected by th< men of 
genius in our author's age. There was great intimacy between 
him and Dr. Donne, whose letters to sir Henry Goodyere 
make up the greatest part of the collection published by the 
Doctor's son. WHAL, 



EPIGRAMS. 197 

Where I both learn'd, why wise men hawking 

follow, 

And why that bird was sacred to Apollo : 
She doth instruct men by her gallant flight, 
That they to knowledge so should tower up- 
right, 

And never stoop, but to strike ignorance ; 
Which if theymiss, yetthey should re-advance 
To former height, and there in circle tarry, 
Till they be sure to make the fool their quarry. 
Now, in whose pleasures I have this discerned, 
What would his serious actions me have learned ? 

Sir Henry had a fine scat at Polesworth, in Warwickshire, 
where Junson, much to his satisfaction, appears to have passed 
some time with him. 

11 To the honour of this sir Henry," Camden says, " a knight 
memorable for his virtues, an affectionate friend of his made 
this tetrastich." There is certainly more affection than poetry 
in it: 

{< An 111 yeare of a Goodyere us bereft 

Who, gone to God, much lack of him here left 
Full of good gifts of body and of mind, 
Wise, comely, learned, eloquent, and kind." 

Remains, 341. 

Sir Henry joined the band of wits who amused themselvei 
with the simple vanity of Coryat. He was not much of a poet: 
and I give the following extract merely because it serves to 
illustrate a passage relating to the " trunk" in the Masque of 
Love Restored, vol. vii. p. 216. 

" If any think Tom dull and heavy, know 
The court and city's mirth cannot be so ; 
Who thinks him light, ask them who had the task, 
To beare him in a tronke unto the maske.'' 
In the page just referred to, there is an omission that I now 
wish to supply. The old copy reads " which made me once 
think of a trunk, but that I would not imitate so catholic a 
coxcomb as Coryat, and make & case : uses." The last words 
appearing unintelligible, were thrown to the bottom of the 
page. I now think I see the author's meaning, and that the 
defect may be thus remedied : " I would not imitate so 
catholic a coxcomb as Coryat, and make a case (i. e. a pair) of 
asses." 



198 E P I G R A M S. 

LXXXVI. 

To THE SAME. 

When I would know thee, GOODYERE, my 

thought looks 

Upon thy well-made choice of friends, and books ; 
Then do I love thee, and behold thy ends 
In making thy friends books, and thy books 

friends : 

Now I must give thy life and deed, the voice 
Attending such a study, such a choice ; 
Where, though 't be love that to thy praise doth 

move, 
It was a knowledge that begat that love. 

LXXXVII. 

ON CAPTAIN HAZARD, THE CHEATER.' 

Touch'd with the sin of false play in his punk, 
HAZARD a month forswore his, and grew drunk, 
Each night, to drown his cares ; but when the 

gain 
Of what she had wrought came in, and waked 

his brain, 

Upon the accompt, hers grew the quicker trade: 
Since when he's sober again, and all play's made. 



9 On captain Hazard, the cheater.] . e. the gamester. The 
terms were synonymous in Jonson's age, and perhaps have been 
so in every age since. WHAL. 



EPIGRAMS. 199 

LXXXVIII. 
ON ENGLISH MONSIEUR. 

Would you believe, when you thisMoNSiEURsee, 
That his whole body should speak French, not he? 
That so much scarf of France, and hat, and 

feather, 
And shoe, and tye, and garter, should come 

hither, 

And land on one whose face durst never be 
Toward the sea, farther than half-way tree r 1 
That he, untravell'd, should be French so much, 
As Frenchmen in his company should seem 

Dutch? 

Or had his father, when he did him get, 
The French disease, with which he labours yet? 
Or hung some Monsieur's picture on the wall, 
By which his dam conceived him, clothes and all? 
Or is it some French statue? no : 't doth move. 
And stoop, and cringe. O then, it needs must 

prove 

The new French tailor's motion, monthly made, 
Daily to turn in Paul's, and help the trade. 

LXXXIX. 

To EDWARD ALLEN*. 

If Rome so great, and in her wisest age, 
Fear'd not to boast the glories of her stage, 

1 Farther than half-way tree.] la the way to Dover, in the 
poet's time, 'tis probable some remarkable tree might be 
standing in the road about half way thither. WHAL. 

* To Edward Allen.'] The fame of this celebrated actor yet 



00 EPIGRAMS. 

As skilful Roscius, and grave Jisop, men, 
Yet crown'd with honours, as with riches, then ; 
Who had no less a trumpet of their name, 
Than Cicero, whose every breath was fame : 
How can so great example die in me, 
That, ALLEN, I should pause to publish thee ? 
Who both their graces in thy self hast more 
Out-stript, than they did all that went before : 
And present worth in all dost so contract, 
As others speak, but only thou dost act. 
Wear this renown. Tis just, that who did give 
So many poets life, by one should live. 

XC. 
ON MILL, MY LADY'S WOMAN. 

When MILL first came to court, th' unprofiting 

fool, 

Unworthy such a mistress, such a school, 
Was dull, and long ere she would go to man : 
At last, ease, appetite, and example wan 

lives in these verses of our author, and in those of his cotempo- 
rary poets : but a more durable monument of his name and 
goodness, is existing in Dulwich-college, near London, of 
which he was the munificent and pious founder. WHAL. 

Two things may be collected from this excellent epigram, 
first, that Jonson had other acquaintance on the stage than 
Shakspeare, and secondly, that when he spoke of u some better 
natures among the players, who had been drawn in to abuse 
him,'' he did not, as Messrs Steevens and Malone are pleased 
to suggest, necessarily mean that great poet. 

Hurd has two or three pages of vapid pomposity, to prove 
that doctus, applied, by Horace, to Roscius, ought to be trans- 
lated skilful^ and not learned. Jonson, who had ten times 
Hurd's learning, without a tithe of his pedantry, had done it 
in one word. Of this, however, no notice is taken ! The Terse 
which Jonson had in view, it in the Epistle to Augustus : 

Qua; gravi& JEsopus, qua: doctus Rvscius tgit. 



EPIGRAMS. 01 

The nicer thing to taste her lady's page ; 
And, finding good security in his age, 
Went on : and proving him still day by day, 
Discern'd no difference of his years, or play. 
Not though that hair grew brown, which once 

was amber, 
And he, grown youth, was call'd to his lady's 

chamber; 

Still Mill continued : nay, his face growing worse, 
And he removed to gentleman of the horse, 
Mill was the same. Since., both his body and face 
Blown up; and he (too unwieldy for that place) 
Hath got the steward's chair; he will not tarry 
Longer a day, but with his Mill will marry : 
And it is hop'd, that she, like, Milo, wull 
First bearing him a calf, bear him a bull. 

XCI. 

To SIR HORACE VERE.* 

Which of thy names I take, not only bears 
A Roman sound, but Roman virtue wears, 

3 To sir Horace Vere.] He was created lord Tilbury, and 
was the famous general in the Low Country wars in the reign 
of queen Elizabeth. Many of the nobility at that time served 
under him. WHAL. 

Sir Horace was grandson of John Vere, fifteenth earl of 
Oxford. He was a celebrated warrior, as well as his elder 
brother, sir Francis. Fuller, in his quaint but forcible manner, 
says, that " he had more meekness, and as much valour as his 
brother ; so pious., that he first made his peace with God before 
he went out to war with man." 

Rowland Whyte (in a letter to the earl of Shrewsbury, dated 
Court, 7th Nov. 1607,) says, " sir Horacio Vere shall marry 
w th .'ji these eight days, one Mrs. Hoby, a widdow, sister to 
sir John Tracey ; a fine, comely, well graced gentelwomau." 
To this lady, who outlived sir Horace nearly forty years, the 
Parliament confided the care of the younger children of their 



202 EPIGRAMS. 

Illustrious VERB, or HORACE ; fit to be 
Sung by a Horace, or a Muse as free ; 
Which thou art to thyself: whose fame was won 
In the eye of Europe, where thy deeds were 

done, 

When on thy trumpet she did sound a blast, 
Whose relish to eternity shall last. 
I leave thy acts, which should I prosecute 
Throughout, might flattery seem; and to be mute 
To any one, were envy ; which would live 
Against my grave, and time could not forgive. 
I speak thy other graces, not less shown, 
Nor less in practice ; but less mark'd, less 

known : 

Humanity, and piety, which are 
As noble in great chiefs, as they are rare ; 
And best become the valiant man to wear, 
Who more should seek men's reverence, than 

fear. 

XCII. 

THE NEW CRY. 

Ere cherries ripe ! and strawberries ! be gone ; 
Unto the CRIES OF LONDON I'll add one. 
Ripe statesmen, ripe ! they grow in every street ; 
At six and twenty, ripe. You shall them meet, 
And have them yield no savour, but of state. 
Ripe are their ruffs, their cuffs, their beards, 

their gait, 

And grave as ripe, like mellow as their faces. 
They know the states of Christendom, not the 

places ; 

unfortunate sovereign. They could not be in better hand;',' for 
she was " a person of excellent character." Sir Horace was 
created Lord Vere of Tilbury in 1625, beiug, as Fuller says, 
the first baron made by Charles I. 



EPIGRAMS. 203 

Yet they have seen the maps, and bought 'em too, 
And understand them, as most chapmen do. 
The councils, projects, practices they know, 
And what eacli prince doth for intelligence owe, 
And unto whom ; they are the almanacks, 
For twelve years yet to come, what each state 

lacks. 

They carry in their pockets Tacitus, 
And the Gazetti, or Gallo-Belgicus; 
And talk reserv'd, lock'd up, and full of fear, 
Nay, ask you, how the day goes, in your ear ; 
Keep a Star-chamber sentence close twelve days, 
And whisper what a Proclamation says. 
They meet in sixes, and at every mart, 
Are sure to con the catalogue by heart ; 
Or every day, sonie one at Rimee's looks, 
Or Bill's, 6 and there he buys the names of books. 
They all getPorta, for the sundry ways 
To write in cipher, and the several keys, 
To ope the character ; they've found the slight 
With juice of limons, onions, piss, to write ; 
To break up seals, and close them : and they 

know, 

If the States make [not] peace, how it will go 
With England. All forbidden books they get, 
And of the powder-plot, they will talk yet : 
At naming the French king their heads they 

shake, 

And at the Pope and Spain slight faces make ; 
Or 'gainst the bishops, for the brethren rail, 
Much like those brethren ; thinking to prevail 

6 Seme one at Rimee's looks, 

Or Bill's 

They all get Porta.] The two first were booksellers in that 
age : the last was the famous Neapolitan, JoAannesBaptistaPorta, 
who has a treatise extant in Latin, De furtivis literarum notis, 
nifgo deZiferis, printed at Naples 1563. He died 1615. WHAL. 



204 E P I G R A M S. 

With ignorance on us, as they have done 
Ou them : and therefore do not only shun 
Others more modest, but contemn us too, 
That know not so much state, wrong, as they do. 

XCIII. 



How like a column, RADCLIFFE, left alone 5 
For the great mark of virtue, those being gone 
Who did, alike with thee, thy house up-bear, 
Stand'st thou, to shew the times what you all 
were ? 

/ 

s How like a column, Radcliffe, &c.] This epigram (a very 
admirable one) is addressed to the surviving brother of Margaret 
Radcliffe. (see Epig. xl.) It undoubtedly furnished Edwards 
with the model for his affecting sonnet, On a Family Picture, 
which the reader will find subjoined, and which may be counted 
among the best of this polished and amiable man. 

ON A FAMILY PICTURE. 

" When pensive on that portraiture I gaze, 

Where my four brothers round about me stand, 
And four fair sisters smile with graces bland, 
The goodly monument of happier days ; 

And think how soon insatiate death, who preys 
On all, has cropt the rest with ruthless hand ; 
While only I survive of all that band, 

Which one chaste bed did to my father raise : 

It seems that like a column left alone, 

The tottering remnant of some splendid fane, 
Scaped from the fury of the barbarous Gaul, 

And wasting time which has the rest o'erthrown, 
Amidst our house's ruins I remain 
Single, unpropt, and nodding to my fall." 

it is melancholy to add to the little history of Sir J. RadclifiYs 
family, that this " column" also, this " great mark of virtue," 
fell, not many years afterwards, like the rest." That valiant and 



EPIGRAMS. 05 

Two bravely in the battle fell and died, a 
Upbraiding rebels' arms, and barbarous pride : 
And two that would have fall'n as great as they, 
The Belgic fever ravished away. 
Thou, that art all their valour, all their spirit, 
And thine own goodness to encrease thy merit, 
Than whose I do not know a whiter soul, 
Nor could I, had I seen all nature's roll, 
Thou yet remain'st, unhurt in peace or war, 
Though not unprov'd ; which shews thy fortunes 

are 

Willing to expiate the fault in thee, 
Wherewith, against thy blood, they 'offenders be. 

XCIV. 

To LUCY COUNTESS OF BEDFORD, WITH MASTER 
DONNE'S SATIRES.* 

LUCY, you brightness of our sphere, who are, 
Life of the Muses' day, their morning star ! 

generally beloved gentleman (Weerer says,) sir John Radcliffe, 
lieutenant colonell, was slaine fighting against the French in 
the isle of Rhee, the 29th of October, in the year of our Lord, 
1627. 

* In Ireland. 

6 Daniel, who has a poem addressed to the countess, terms 
her " learned ;" undoubtedly she was a most accomplished 
lady, and skilled in a variety of arts, not much studied by the 
females of those days. Sir Thomas Roe has a letter to her, in 
-which he speaks of her proficiency in the knowledge of ancient 
medals; and sir William Temple mentions her with applause 
in his Essay on the gardens of Epicurus, for " projecting the 
most perfect figure of a garden that he e?er saw." Granger 
attempts to be severe on her bounty to the poets ; but as 
Dray ton, Donne, Daniel, and our author were among the 
number, her liberality seems to be nearly as secure from censure 
as her judgment. 

It is pleasing to mark the habitual kindness with which Jonsou 



<206 EPIGRAMS. 

If works, not authors, their own grace should 

look, 

Whose poems would not wish to be your book ? 
But these, desired by you, the maker's ends 
Crown with their own : Rare poems ask rare 

friends. 

Yet satires, since the most of mankind be 
Their unavoided subject, fewest see ; 
For none e'er took that pleasure in sin's sense, 
But, when they heard it tax'd, took more offence. 
They then, that living where the matter's bred, 
Dare for these poems yet both ask, and read, 
And like them too ; must needfully, though few, 
Be of the best, and 'mongst those best are you : 
Lucy, you brightness of our sphere, who are 
The Muses' evening, as their morning star ! 

xcv. 

To SIR HENRY SAVILE. 

If, my religion safe, I durst embrace 
That stranger doctrine of Pythagoras, 
I should believe, the soul of Tacitus 
In thee, most weighty SAVILE lived to us: 
So hast thou render'd him in all his bounds, 
And all his numbers, both of sense and sounds. 
But when I read that special piece restored, 
Where Nero falls, and Galba is adored, 
To thine own proper I ascribe then more, 
And gratulate the breach I griev'd before ; 
Which fate, it seems, caus'd in the history, 
Only to boast thy merit in supply. 

recommends his friend's works, and the ingenious mode in 
which he compliments his patroness for desiring to have a copy 
of the Satires. 



EPIGRAMS. 207 

O, would'st thou add like hand to all the rest ! 
Or, better work ! were thy glad country blest, 
To have her story woven in thy thread ; 7 
Minerva's loom was never richer spread. 



7 Were thy glad country blest, 

To have her story -woven in thy thread.'] It was then imagined, 
that sir Henry Savile intended to hare compiled a general his- 
tory of England ; but he gave over the design, and engaged in 
the excellent edition of Chrysostom, which he afterwards pub- 
lished. WHAL. 

There is no date to this epigram ; but it must hare been 
written after 1604, as he did not receive the honour of knight- 
hood till that year, and before 1613, in which year his magni- 
ficent edition of Chrysostom's Works, 8 vol. fol. appeared, which 
Jonson would not have omitted to mention. Sir Henry was one 
of the most learned men of that learned age, and published many 
valuable works, which raised his reputation no less abroad than 
at home. The translation of which Jonson speaks was published 
long before the death of Elizabeth, to whom it was dedicated : 
to this he appended a large body of notes, in which the breaks 
in the original are occasionally supplied with great ingenuity. 
He was admirably skilled in the history of this country, and 
collected and printed the tracts of many of the best ancient 
writers on the subject ; if, therefore, he really designed, as 
Whalley says, to compile a general history of England, we have 
to lament that one so well qualified for the task found cause to 
lay it aside. 

Sir Henry was warden of Merton College, Oxford, and pro. 
vost of Eton. Aubrey says that he was a severe governour, and 
that the scholars hated him for his austerity : but all governors 
were severe in those days. The worst of him was that " he could 
not abide witts :" " If a young scholar was recommended to 
him for a good witt, Out upon him ! he would say, I'll have 
nothing to do with him if 1 wold look for witts I wold go to 
Newgate, there be the witts." Letters by Eminent Persons, 
vol. ii. p. 525. 

Aubrey has other complaints; but his idle stories are the 
mere gossip of the day. bir Henry Savile was, after all, every 
thing that Jonson describes him to be ; and we may securely 
acquiesce in the opinion of bishop Montague, that he was " a 
magazine of learning, whose memory will be honourable amongst 
not only the vvise ? but the righteous for ever." 



208 EPIGRAMS. 

For who can master those great parts like thee, 
That liv'st from hope, from fear, from faction 

free? 

Thou hast thy breast so clear of present crimes, 
Thou need'st not shrink at voice of after-times ; 
Whose knowledge claimeth at the helm to stand ; 
But wisely thrusts not forth a forward hand, 
No more than Salust in the Roman state : 
As then his cause, his glory emulate. 
Although to write be lesser than to do, 
It is the next deed, and a great one too. 
We need a man that knows the several graces 
Of history, and how to apt their places ; 
Where brevity, where splendor, and where height, 
Where sweetness is required, and where weight; 
We need a man can speak of the intents,* 
The councils, actions, orders, and events 
Of state, and censure them ; we need his pen 
Can write the things, the causes, and the men : 
But most we need his faith (and all have you,) 
That dares not write things false, nor hide things 

true.' 

XCVI. 

To JOHN DONNE. 

Who shall doubt, DONNE, where I a poet be,* 
When I dare send my Epigrams to thee ? 

8 We need a man can speak of the intents, 

The counsels, actions, orders, and events, &c.] These are the 
essentials of history, and are laid down by Cicero (de Oratore 
lib. "2.) as what a good historian should be capable of treating : 
this sentiment is taken from thence. WIIAL. 

9 That dares not, &c.] This is the primary feature of a good 
historian, according to Cicero : " Ne quidfatsi dicere audeat, 
ne quid veri non audeat." 

1 Who shall doubt, Donne, where I a poet be.~] This contraction 
of the interrogative whether, seems peculiar to the poet. WaAt.. 

Whalley is greatly mistaken ; it is common to them all. 
Jonson has no peculiarities. 



EPIGRAMS. 209 

That so alone canst judge, so alone dost make : 

And in thy censures, evenly, dost take 

As free simplicity, to disavow, 

As thou hast hest authority t' allow. 

Read all I send ; and if I find but one 

Mark'd by thy hand, and with the better stone, 

My title's seal'd. Those that tor claps do write, 

Let pui'nees', porters', players' praise delight, 

And till they burst, their backs, like asses, load : 

A man should seek great glory, and not broad. 

XCVII. 

ON THE NEW MOTION. 

See you yond' MOTION? not the old fa-ding, 
Nor captain Pod, nor yet the Eltham thing ;' 
But one more rare, and in the case so new: 
His cloak with orient velvet quite lined through; 
His rosy ties and garters so o'erblown, 
By his each glorious parcel to be known ! 
He wont was to encounter me aloud, 
Where-e'er he met me, now he's dumb, or proud. 
Know you the cause? he has neither land nor 

lease, 

Nor bawdy stock that travels for increase, 
Nor office in the town, nor place in court, 
Nor 'bout the bears, nor noise to make lords sport. 
He is no favourite's favourite, no dear trust 
Of any madam, hath need o' squires, and must. 
Nor did the king of Denmark him salute, 4 
When he was here ; nor hath he got a suit, 

1 Nor captain Pod, nor yet the Eltham thing.] Pod has been 
mentioned before as the master of a puppet-show : the Eltham 
thing is alluded to in the Silent Woman ; u The perpetual 
motion is here, and not at Eltham." WHAL. 

For fa-ding, see vol. vii. p. 240. 

+ Nor did the king of Denmark, &c.] Christian IV. who 
visited this country in 1606. See vol. ri. p. 500. 

VOL. VIII. P 



210 EPIGRAMS. 

Since be was gone, more than the one he wears. 
Nor are the queen's most honour'd maids by 

th' ears 

About his form. What then so swells each limb ? 
Only his clothes have over-leaven'd him. 

XCVIIL 
To SIR THOMAS ROE." 

Thou hast begun well, ROE, which stand well to, 
And I know nothing more thou hast to do. 
He that is round within himself, and straight,* 
Need seek no other strength, no other height ; 

5 Sir Thomas Roe."] Grandson of sir Thomas Roe, and nephew 
of the sir John, and William Roe already mentioned. " In this 
great man," Granger truly says, " the accomplishments of the 
scholar, the gentleman, and the statesman, were eminently united. 
During his residence in the Mogul's court, he zealously promoted 
the trading interest of this kingdom, for which the East India 
company is indebted to him to this day. In his embassy to the 
Grand Signior, ha collected many valuable Greek .and Oriental 
manuscripts, which he presented to the Bodleian Library, to 
which he left his valuable collection of coins. The fine Alex- 
andrian MS. of the Greek Bible which Cyrill, the patriarch 
of Constantinople, presented to Charles I. was procured by his 
means. This was afterwards published by Dr. Grabe. His 
speech, at the council-table, against debasing the coin in the 
reign of Charles, gained him the highest reputation. His curious 
and interesting " Negotiations" were first published by the 
Society for promoting Learning, 1740, fol." 

Sir Thomas was the son of Robert Roe : he was born in 
1580, and, about the close of Elizabeth's reign, was made esquire 
of the body to that princess. He was knighted by James in 
1604, and in 1614 appointed, at the request of the East India 
Company, ambassador to the Mogul : he continued at his court 
four years, and was dismissed with extraordinary honours. He 
died after a very active and useful life in 1644, and was buried 
in Woodford church, Essex. 

6 He that is roanc/, &c.] From Horace : 

totus teres atquc rotundas, 

In quern manca ruitfortunaj &c. 



EPIGRAMS. 211 

Fortune upon him breaks herself, if ill, 

And what would hurt his virtue, makes it still. 

That thou at once then nobly may'st defend 

With thine own course thejudgment of thy friend, 

Be always to thy gather'd self the same ; 

And study conscience more than thou would'st 

fame. 

Though both be good, the latter yet is worst, 
And ever is ill got without the first. 

XCIX. 

To THE SAME. 

That thou hast kept thy love, encreas'd thy will, 
Better'd thy trust to letters ; that thy skill ; 
Hast taught thyself worthy thy pen to tread, 
And that to write things worthy to be read : 
How much of great example wert thou, ROE, 
If time to facts, as unto men would owe ? 
But much it now avails, what's done, of whom : 
The self-same deeds, as diversly they come, 
From place or fortune, are made high or low, 
And e'en the praiser's judgment suffers so. 
Well, though thynameless than our greatonesbe, 
Thy fact is more : let truth encourage thee. 

C. 

ON PLAYWRIGHT. 7 

PLAYWRIGHT, by chance, hearing some toys I'd 

writ, 
Cry'd to my face, they were th' elixir of wit : 

1 On Playwright.'] This epigram is said by Stephen Junes (the 

person so judiciously selected by the booksellers to prepare the 

new edition of the Biog rap/da Dramaticd) to hare been written 

on the appearance of Ford's Ladies' Trial. " Ben Jonion (he 

P2 



212 EPIGRAMS. 

And I must now believe him ; for to-day, 
Five of rny jests, then stolen, past him a play 

CI. 

INVITING A FRIEND TO SUPPER. 

To-night, grave sir, both my poor house and I 
Do equally desire your company: 
Not that we think us worthy such a guest, 
But that your worth will dignify our feast, 
With those that come ; whose grace may make 

that seem 

Something, which else could hope for no esteem. 
It is the fair acceptance, sir, creates 
The entertainment perfect, not the cates. 
Yet shall you have, to rectify your palate, 
An olive, capers, or some better sallad 

says) a bitter enemy of Ford's^ charges the latter with having 
stolen a character in this play from him. 

*' Playwright (i. e. Ford) hearing," &c. 

Mr. Jones has not here the usual apology for his stupidity, 
that ** he found it so in the former edition ;" for Read, 
though Macklin's forgery lay before him, was too well ac- 
quainted with dates to adopt it. The fact is, that the Ladies' 
Trial did not appear till two years after Jonson's death, 
while the epigram to which it is here said to hare given birth, 
was published two and twenty, and probably written two and 
thirty years before ! All this Mr. Jones must have found stated 
in the very paper from which he copied the epigram; and all 
this he chose to conceal from an itch become quite epidemic 
among the low scribblers of his cast, to insult the memory of 
Jonson. The assertion that this great poet was the bitter enemy 
of Ford, is an echo of the profligate falsehood of Weber, 
who is not afraid to declare, that it is proved by indisputable 
documents! whereas the only memorial of any .passage whatever 
between Ford and Jonson, now known to exist, is a rery 
friendly elegy by the former, '' ON THE DEATH or THB BEST OF 
ENGLISH POETS, BEN JONSON." It is mortifying to contend with 
such a u case of asses ;" but they must not be suffered to kick 
at the ashes of Jonson with impunity. 



EPIGRAMS. 213 

Ushering the mutton ; with a short legg'd hen, 
If we can get her full of eggs, and then, 
Limons, and wine for sauce : to these, a coney 
Is not to be despair'd of for our money ; 
And though fowl now be scarce, yet there are 

clerks. 

The sky not falling, think we may have larks. 
I'll tell you of more, and lie, so you will come: 
Of partridge, pheasant, woodcock, of which some 
May yet be there ; and god wit if we can ; 
Knat, rail, and ruff too. Howsoe'er, my man 
Shall read a piece of Virgil, Tacitus," 
Livy, or of some better book to us, 
Of which we'll speak our minds, amidst our meat ; 
And I'll profess no verses to repeat : 
To this if aught appear, which I not know of, 
That will the pastry, not my paper, show of. 
Digestive cheese, and fruit there sure will be; 
But that which most doth take my muse and me, 
Is a pure cup of rich Canary wine, 
Which is the Mermaid's now, but shall be mine :' 

8 Hozosoe'er my man 

Shall read a piece of Virgil, &c.] Richard Brome, his 
servant, whom he had apparently instructed in Latin, whose 
talents justify his master's pains, and whose good qualities, 
warrant his affection. Jonson had Juvenal in view here : 

Nostra dabunt alias hodie convivia ludos ; 

Condilor Iliados cantahitur, atque Maronis 

Altisoni dubiam facientia carmina palmam. Sat. 11. 

' Which is the Mermaid's now, but shall be mine.'] The Mer- 
maid, a tavern in Bread-street, at that time frequented by our 
author, and his poetical friends Beaumont and Fletcher, and 
the reigning wits of the age. WHAL. 

This is from Horace's Invitation, to Virgil: 

Nardi parvus onyx eliciet cadum 
Qui nunc Sufpiciis accubet horreis, 
Spes donare novas largus," &c. 

But the plan of the whole is from a little poem of Martial, 



214 EPIGRAMS. 

Of which had Horace or Anacreon tasted, 
Their lives, as do their lines, till now had lasted. 
Tohacco, nectar, or the Thespian spring, 
Are all hut Luther's heer, to this I sing. 
Of this we will sup free, but moderately, 
And we will have no Pooly', or Parrot by ; 
Nor shall our cups make any guilty men : 
But at our parting, we will be, as when 
We innocently met. No simple word, 
That shall be utter'd at our mirthful board, 
Shall make us sad next morning ; or affright 
The liberty, that we'll enjoy to-night. 

CII. 

To WILLIAM EARL OF PEMBROKE. 

I do but name thee, PEMBROKE, and I find 
It is an epigram on all mankind ; 
Against the bad, but of, and to the good : 
Both which are ask'd, to have thee understood. 
Nor could the age havemiss'd thee, in this strife 
Of vice and virtue, wherein all great life 
Almost is exercised ; and scarce one knows, 
To which, yet, of the sides himself he owes. 
They follow virtue for reward to-day ; 
To-morrow vice, if she give better pay: 
And are so good, and bad, just at a price, 
As nothing else discerns the virtue' or vice. 

Hb. x. epig. 48, of which it has many incidental imitations, par- 
ticularly of the concluding lines : 

De Nomentana vinum sine facet lagena, 

Quce bis Frontinu consult plena fuit. 
Accedent sintjtllejuci^ me mane timt nda 

Libertas, ct nil quud tacuisse velis : 
De Prasino conviva meus, Venetoque loqvatur; 

Necfacient qucnquam pocula nostra rcum. 






EPIGRAMS. 215 

But thou, whose noblesse keeps one stature still,* 
And one true posture, though besieged with ill 
Of what ambition, faction, pride can raise ; 
Whose life, even they that envy it, must praise ; 
That art so reverenced, as thy coming in, 
But in the view, doth interrupt their sin; 
Thou must draw more : and they that hope to see 
The commonwealth still safe, must study thee 



cm. 

To MARY LADY WROTH.* 

How well, fair crown of your fair sex, might he 
That but the twilight of your sprite did see, 
And noted for what flesh such souls were fram'd, 
Know you to be a Sidney, though unnam'd ? 
And being nam'd, how little doth that name 
Need any muse's praise to give it fame? 
Which is itself the imprese of the great, 
And glory of them all, but to repeat ! 
Forgive me then, if mine but say you are 
A Sidney; but in that extend as far 
As loudest praisers, who perhaps would find 
For every part a character assigned : 
My praise is plain, and wheresoe er profest, 
Becomes none more than you, who need it least. 

* But thou whose noblesse, &c.] i. e. nobleness, nobility. A 
word which we have very improvidently suffered to become 
obsolete. 

1 To Mary lady Wroth.] She was a woman of genius, and 
wrote a romance called Urania, printed in folio, 1621 ; she 
was wife to sir Robert Wroth of Durance, in the county of 
Middlesex, and daughter to Robert carl of Leicester, a younger 
brother of sir Philip Sidney. WUAL. 



216 EPIGRAMS. 

CIV. 
To SUSAN COUNTESS OF MONTGOMERY.* 

Were they that nam'd you, prophets ? did they 

see, 

Even in the dew of grace, what you would be? 
Or did our times require it, to behold 
A new SUSANNA, equal to that old? 
Or, because some scarce think that story true, 
To make those faithful did the Fates send you, 
And to your scene lent no less dignity 
Of birth, of match, of form, of chastity? 
Or, more than born for the comparison 
Of former age, or glory of our own, 
Were you advanced, past those times, to be 
The light and mark unto posterity ? 
Judge they that can : here I have raised to show, 
A picture, which the world for yours must know, 
And like it too; if they look equally: 
If not, 'tis fit for you, some should envy. 

* To Susan countess of Montgomery-! Wife to Philip earl of 
Montgomery, and grand-daughter to William lord Burleigh. 

WHAL. 

This accomplished and excellent woman, who appeared in 
most of Jonson's Masques at court, has been more than once 
noticed. She was a lady of strict piety and virtue, and wrote a 
little treatise called Eusebia, expressing briefly the Soul's praying 
robes, 1620. 

It is much to the credit, or the good fortune of " that me- 
morable simpleton," as Walpole calls him, Philip Herbert, to 
have married in succession two wives ot such di>tmgiiished 
worth. His second, as the reader knows, was the high-born and 
high. spirited daughter of George earl of Cumberland, widow 
of Richard Sackville, earl of Dorset. 



EPIGRAMS. 217 

CV. 

To MARY LADY WROTH. 

Madam, had all antiquity been lost, 
All history seal'd up, and fables crost, 
That we had left us, nor by time, nor place, 
Least mention of a Nymph, a Muse, a Grace, 
But even their names were to be made anew, 
Who could not but create them all from you? 
He, that hut saw you wear the wheaten hat, 
Would call you more than Ceres, if not that ; 
And drest in shepherd's tire, who would not say 
You were the bright (Enone, Flora, or May ? 
If dancing, all would cry, the Idalian queen 
Were leading forth the Graces on the green ; 
And armed to the chase, so bare her bow 
Diana' alone, so hit, and hunted so. 
There's none so dull, that for your style would ask, 
That saw you put on Pallas' plumed cask; 
Or, keeping your due state, that would not cry, 
There Juno sat, and yet no peacock by : 
So are you nature's index, and restore, 
In yourself, all treasure lost of the age before. 

CVI. 

To SIR EDWARD HERBERT. 3 

If men get name for some one virtue ; then, 
What man art thou, that art so many men, 

3 Sir Edward Herbert.} Lord Herbert of Cherbury. He was 
a person of great learning and of many excellent qualities as a 
statesman, a gentleman, and a scholar. This was all that was 
known of him at the period when this epigram appeared ; but 
he subsequently fell into strange contradictions : with great 



218 EPIGRAMS. 

All-virtuous Herbert ! on whose every part 
Truth might spend all her voice, fame all her art ? 
Whether thy learning they would take, or wit, 
Or valour, or thy judgment seasoning it, 
Thy standing upright to thyself, thy ends 
Like straight, thy piety to God, and friends : 
Their latter praise would still the greatest be, 
And yet they, all together, less than thee. 

CVII. 
To CAPTAIN HUNGRY. 

Do what you come for, captain, with your news ; 
That's sit and eat: do not my ears abuse. 
I oft look on false coin to know't from true ; 
Not that I love it more than I will you. 
Tell the gross Dutch those grosser tales of yours, 
How great you were with their "two emperours ; 
And yet are with their princes : fill them full 
Of your Moravian horse, Venetian bull. 
Tell them, what parts you've ta'en, whence run 

away, 
What states you've gull'd, and which yet keeps 

you' in pay. 

Give them your services, and embassies 
In Ireland, Holland, Sweden; pompous lies ! 
In Hungary and Poland, Turky too ; 
What at Ligorne, Rome, Florence you did do : 

professions of piety he openly disavowed all belief in a divine 
revelation, and yet persuaded himself that his own prayers were 
audibly answered from heaven ! He was advanced to the dignity 
of baron of the kingdom of Ireland, in 1625, and in 1631 was 
created lord Herbert of Cherbury in Shropshire, a favour which 
he repaid by joining the enemies of his sovereign, on the breaking 
out of the civil war. His death took place in l6'48. " He died 
(Aubrey says) very serenely ; asked what it was o'clock, and 
then," sayed he, " an hour hence I shall depart!" He then 
turned his head to the other side, and expired." 



EPIGRAMS. 219 

And, in some year, all these together heap'd, 
For which there must more sea and land be leap'd, 
If hut to be believed you have the hap, 
Than can a flra at twice skip in the map. 
Give your young statesmen (that first make you 

drunk, 

And then lye with you, closer than a punk, 
For news) your Vilferoys, and Silleries, 
lanins, your Nuncios, and your Tuilleries, 
Your Archdukes agents, and your Beringhams, 
That are your words of credit. Keep your names 
Of Hannow, Shieter-huissen, Popenheim, 
Hans-spiegle, Rotteinberg, and Boutersheim, 
For your next meal ; this you are sure of. Why 
Will you part with them here unthriftily ? 
Nay, now you puff, tusk, and draw up your chin, 
Twirl the poor chain you run a-feasting in. 
Come, be not angry, you are HUNGRY ; eat: 
Dowhatyoucome for, captain; there's your meat, 

CVI1I. 

To TRUE SOLDIERS. 

Strength of my country, whilst I bring to view 
Such as are miscall'd captains, and wrong you, 

4 To true soldiers.] We have this epigram in the Apologetical 
Dialogue, printed at the end of the Poetaster : and it seems to 
hare been written as a kind of compensation for the character 
of captain Tucca, in that play. WHAL. 

This was written before the Poetaster. Could not Whalley 
see that it alluded to the captain in the preceding epigram ? If 
there was any soldier stupid enough to take the character of 
Tucca as a reflexion on the army, he was not to be reclaimed 
to sense by the power of Terse. Jonson produced the epi- 
gram in hia Apology to shew that he entertained no disre- 
spectful opinion of the profession of a soldier. In a word, it is 
impossible to read that comedy, and listen to the complaints 
which the men of arms and of law are said to hare made on the 



220 EPIGRAMS. 

And your high names ; I do desire that thence 
Be nor put on you, nor you take offence. 
I swear by your true friend, my muse, I love 
Your great profession, which I once did prove ; 
And did not shame it with my actions then, 
No more than I dare now do with my pen. 
He that not trusts me, having vow'd thus much,. 
But's angry for the captain, still; is such.* 

CIX. 
To SIR HENRY NEVIL.* 

Who now calls on thee, NEVIL, is a muse, 
That serves not fame, nor titles ; but doth chuse 

occasion, without discovering that they were more captious than 
just, and that the poet himself was the calumniated person. 

* --- is such.] i. e. is the captain Hungry whom I 
have just satirized. The observation is well-timed. 

5 To sir Henry Nevil.] Son to Edward lord Abergavenny : 
he succeeded his father in the title in 1622, and died in De- 
cember 1641. Holland, in his additions to Camdcn's Britannia, 
mentions a place in Berkshire, called Bilingsbere, the inhabi- 
tation of sir Henry Nevil, issued from the lord Abergavenny. 



Surely Whalley has mistaken the person to whom this is 
addressed, or confounded two different characters. The sir 
Henry Neville of the poet was the son of sir H. Neville of 
Billingbear, by Elizabeth, a daughter of sir John Gresham. He 
was a very distinguished statesman, and much employed by the 
Queen, to whom he was introduced by Cecil. He was connected 
with the secretary by marriage ; but he was less indebted to 
this for his promotion at court than to his own merits : " being," 
as Mr. Lodge says, " a person of great wisdom and integrity." 
He was sent ambassador to France in 1599, whence he returned 
in the following year, time enough, unfortunately for his future 
peace and prosperity, to be implicated in the wild treason of 
the earl of Essex, He was committed to the Tower, " which," 
says Cecil to sir Ralph Winwood, " being rather matter of 
form than substance, if any of his friends should have indus- 
triously opposed, it had been the ready way to have forced a 



EPIGRAMS. 221 

Where virtue makes them both, and that's in 

thee : 

Where all is fair beside thy pedigree. 
Thou art not one seek'st miseries with hope, 
Wrestlest with dignities, or feign'st a scope 
Of service to the public, when the end 
Is private gain, which hath long guilt to friend. 
Thou rather striv'st the matter to possess, 
And elements of honour, than the dress ; 
To make thy lent life good against the fates : 
And first to know thine own state, then the state*s; 
To be the same in root thou art in height ; 
And that thy soul should give thy flesh her 

weight. 

course of more severity." What more was to be feared, I kno\v 
not, but he was heavily fined ; and his release from the Tower 
did not take place till some months after the accession of James. 
That he had really been in some danger, may be collected from 
the following passage : 

tl Thou rather stri?'st the matter to possess, 
And elements of honour, than the dress ; 
To make thy lent life good against the fates, 
And thence," &c. 

But though restored to liberty, he was not advanced, as was 
generally expected. " All men (sir Henry Wotton says) con- 
template sir Henry Neville for the future secretary ; some 
saying that it is but deferred till the return of the queen (Anne, 
-who was then at Bath) that she may be allowed a hand in his 
introduction !" James, however, had strong prepossessions 
against him, which no interest could overcome, and the little 
remainder of this able statesman's life (for his correspondence 
is among the best in Winwood's collection) passed in dejection 
and comparative obscurity. It is to the honour of Jonson's 
steady friendship, that he liberally praises, and commends to 
the notice of posterity a worthy man depressed by two sove- 
reigns, by each of whom he was himself favoured and patronized. 

Sir Ilrnry died l6l5. He married Anne, daughter of sir 
Henry Killigrew of Cornwall ; by whom he had seven sons, 
whose descendants yet enjoy the family, seat of their great 
ancestor. 



222 EPIGRAMS. 

Go on, and doubt not what posterity, 
Now I have sung thee thus, shall judge of thee. 
Thy deeds unto thy name will prove new wombs, 
Whilst others toil for titles to their tombs. 

CX. 

To CLEMENT EDMONDS, 

ON HIS CAESAR'S COMMENTARIES OBSERVED AND 
TRANSLATED.' 

Not Caesar's deeds, nor all his honours won, 

In these west parts, 7 nor, when that war was done, 

The name of Pompey for an enemy, 

Cato's to boot ; Rome, and her liberty, 

All yielding to his fortune, nor, the while, 

To have engraved these acts with his own style, 

And that so strong and deep, as't might be 

thought 

He wrote with the same spirit that he fought; 
Nor that his work lived in the hands of foes, 
Unargued then, and yet hath fame from those ; 
Not all these, EDMONDS, or what else put to, 
Can so speak Caesar, as thy labours do. 
For where his person lived scarce one just age, 
And that midst envy and parts ; then fell by rage : 
His deeds too dying, but in books, whose good 
How few have read ! how fewer understood ! 
Tliy learned hand and true Promethean art, 
As by a new creation, part by part, 

To Clement Edmonds, on his Caesar's Commentaries.'} Of thii 
learned gentleman, who bore several public offices, during the 
reigns of queen Elizabeth and James I. the reader has an account 
in the Athenat Oxonienses. WHAL. 

This, and the following poem were prefixed, with other corn- 
men datory verses to " Observations upon Caesar's Commentaries: 
by Clement Edmundes, Remembrancer of the city of London, fol. 

7 In these west parts.] i. e. in Gaul and Britain. 



EPIGRAMS. 223 

In every counsel, stratagem, design, 
Action, or engine, worth a note of thine, 
To all future time not only doth restore 
His life, but makes, that he can die no more. 

CXI. 

To THE SAME, 
ON THE SAME. 

Who, EDMONDS, reads thy book, and doth not see 
What the antique soldiers were, the modern be? 
Wherein thou shew'st, how much the later are 
Beholding to this master of the war ; 
And that in action there is nothing new, 
More, than to vary what our elders knew ; 
Which all but ignorant captains will confess ; 
Nor to give Csesar this, makes ours the less. 
Yet thou, perhaps, shalt meet some tongues will 

grutch, 

That to the world thou should'st reveal so much, 
And thence deprave thee and thy work : to those 
Caesar stands up, as from his urn late rose, 
By thy great help ; and doth proclaim by me, 
They murder him again, that envy thee. 

CXII. 

To A WEAK GAMESTER IN POETRY. 

With thy small stock, why art thou venturing 

still, 

At this so subtle sport, and play'st so ill f 
Think'st thou it is mere fortune, that can win, 
Or thy rank setting ? that thou clar'st put in 
Thy all, at all : and whatsoe'er I do, 
Art still at that, and think'st to blow me' up too? 



224 EPIGRAMS. 

I cannot for the stage a drama lay, 
Tragic or comic ; but thou writ'st the play. 
I leave thee there, and giving way, intend 
An epic poem ; thou hast the same end. 
I modestly quit that, and think to write, 
Next morn, an ode ; thou mak'st a song ere night. 
I pass to elegies ; thou meet'st me there : 
To satires ; and thou dost pursue me. Where, 
Where shall I scape thee ? in an epigram ? 
O, thou cry'st out, that is my proper game. 
Troth, if it be, I pity thy ill luck ; 
That both for wit and sense so oft dost pluck, 
And never art encounter'd, I confess ; 
Nor scarce dost colour for it, which is less. 
Prithee, yet save thy rest; give o'er in time : 
There's no vexation that can make thee prime.* 

CXIII. 
To SIR THOMAS OVERBURY.* 

So Phoebus make me worthy of his bays, 
As but to speak thee, Overbury, 's praise : 

8 There's no vexation that can make thee prime.] This is an 
excellent little poem ; the allusion to a set at primero, which 
pervades the whole of it, is supported with equal spirit and 
ingenuity. 

One of sir John Harrington's " epigrams," or, as Jonson called 
them, " narrations," contains " the story of Marcus' life at 
primero." In this the various accidents of the game are detailed 
with great dulness and prolixity. A short specimen taken at 
random, will shew how closely our author has kept to the terms 
of the game. 

" But Marcus nerer can encounter right, 
Yet drew two aces, and for further spight 
Had colour for if, with a hopeful draught, 
But not encountered, it arail'd him naught." 

' Sir Thomas Overbury. ~] This epigram was probably written 



EPIGRAMS. 

So where thou lir'st, thou mak'st life understood, 
Where, what makes other great, doth keep thee 

good ! 

I think, the fate of court thy coming crav'd, 
That the wit there and manners might be sav'd : 
For since, what ignorance, what pride is fled ! 
And letters, and humanity in the stead ! 
Repent thee not of thy fair precedent, 
Could make such men, and such a place repent : 
Nor may any fear to lose of their degree, 
Who' in such ambition can but follow thee. 

CXIV. 

To MISTRESS PHILIP SIDNEY.' 

I must believe some miracles still be, 
When Sidney's name I hear, or face I see : 

about 1610, when sir Thomas returned from his travels, and 
followed the fortunes of Carr with a zeal and integrity worthy 
of a better fate. That sir Thomas was poisoned in the Tower by 
the infamous countess of Essex is well known ; but it has been, 
and indeed still may be made a question, whether Carr himself 
was privy to this atrocious fact. It is said that his opposition to 
the marriage between his friend and the divorced countess made 
it expedient to remove him from court, and that while Rochester 
(Carr) intreated the king to bestow an embassy upon him, he 
secretly instigated Overbury to refuse the charge. It would 
seem however from Winwood's State Papers (TO!, iii. p. 447, 
453, 475,) that the refusal originated with sir Thomas himself, 
who was of a lofty and unmanageable spirit. However it might 
be, James was justly irritated ; the destined victim was com- 
mitted to the Tower, and the catastrophe followed with fatal 
speed. 

Overbury was of an ancient family in Warwickshire. He 
was born in 1581, came to court to push his fortune in 1604, 
was knighted in 1608, and died in 1613. He was highly accom- 
plished, and, as Granger truly remarks, was " posessed of 
parts, learning, and judgment, beyond his years." 

1 Daughter of that great statesman, sir Francis Walsingham, 

VOL. VIII. Q 



226 EPIGRAMS. 

For Cupid, who at first took vain delight 
In mere out-forms, until he lost his sight, 
Hath changed his soul, and made his object you : 
Where finding so much beauty met with virtue, 
He hath not only gain'd himself his eyes, 
But, in your love, made all his servants wise. 

cxv. 

ON THE TOWN'S HONEST MAN. 

You wonder who this is, and why I name 
Him not aloud, that boasts so good a fame : 
Naming so many too ! but this is one, 
Suffers no name, but a description ; 
Being no vicious person, but the Vice 
About the town ; and known too, at that price. 
A subtle thing that doth affections win 
By speaking well o' the company it's in. 
Talks loud and bawdy, has a. gather'd deal 
Of news and noise, to sow out a long meal. 
Can come from Tripoly, 8 leap stools, and wink, 
Do all that longs to the anarchy of drink, 
Except the duel : can sing songs and catches ; 
Give every one his dose of mirth: and watches 
Whose name's unwelcome to the present ear, 
And him it lays on ; if he be not there. 
Tells of him all the tales itself then makes ; 
But if it shall be question'd, undertakes, 
It will deny all ; and forswear it too ; 
Not that it fears, but will not have to do 

many years principal secretary to quen Elizabeth, and widow 
of sir Philip Sidney. Walsingham died poor, so that his daughter, 
who was also his heiress, brought little to her husband besides 
her beauty and her virtues. 

* Can come from Tripoly.] i. e. Can jump, and do feats of 
activity : aee the Silent Woman. WHAL. 



EPIGRAMS. 

With such a one : and therein keeps its word. 
'Twill see its sister naked, ere a sword. 
At every meal, where it doth dine or sup, 
The cloth's no sooner gone, hut it gets up, 
And shifting of its faces, doth play more 
Parts than the Italian could do, with his door. 1 
Acts Old Iniquity, and in the n't 
Of miming, gets the opinion of a wit. 
Executes men in picture ; by defect, 
From friendship, is its own fame's architect: 
An inginer in slanders of all fashions, 
That, seeming praises, are yet accusations. 
Described it's thus: defined would you it have P 
Then, the TOWN'S HONEST MAN'S her errant'st 
knave. 



CXVI. 
To SIR WILLIAM JEPHSON. 

JEPHSON, thou man of men, to whose lov'd name, 
All gentry yet owe part of their best flame . 
So did thy virtue inform, thy wit sustain 
That age, when thou stood'st up the master-brain ; 



Doth play more 



Parts than the Italian eoulddo, with his door.] An allusion 
to an Italian, then well known for his performances and tricks 
of art : the person meant, I believe, is taken notice of in king 
James's D&monology, and is ther called Scoto : " The devil 
will learn them many juglary tricks at cards, dice, and such 
like, to deceive mens senses thereby, and such innumerable 
false practics, which are proved by over many in this age; as 
they who are acquainted with that Italian called Scoto, yet 
living, can report.'' Lib. 1. p. 1C5. Old Iniquity, means the 
character called the Vice, in our ancient Moralities : it has a 
place in our author's comedy, The Devil is an Ass. WHAL. 

This is an excellent piece, full of strong sense, and just satire. 
It will serve for all times. 

Q2 



228 EPIGRAMS. 

Thou wert the first mad'st merit know her 

strength, 

And those that lack'd it, to suspect at length, 
'Twas not entail'd on title : that some word 
Might he found out as good, and not " my lord :" 
That nature no such difference had imprest 
In men, but every bravest was the best ; 
That blood not minds, but mindsdid blood adorn; 
And to live great was better than great born. 
These were thy knowing arts: which who doth 

now 

Virtuously practise, must at least allow 
Them in, if not from thee, or must commit 
A desperate solcecism in truth and wit. 



CXVII. 
ON GROINE. 

GROINE, come of age, his state sold out of hand 
For 's whore : Groine doth still occupy his land. 

CXVIII. 
ON GUT. 

GUT eats all day and letchers all the night, 
So all his meat he tasteth over twice ; 

And striving so to double his delight, 

He makes himself a thorough-fare of vice. 

Thus, in his belly, can he change a sin, 

Lust it comes out, that gluttony went in. 



EPIGRAMS. 229 

CXIX. 

To SIR RALPH SHELTON.* 

Not he that flies the court for want of clothes, 
At hunting rails, having no gift in oaths, 
Cries out 'gainst cocking, since he cannot bet, 
Shuns press for two main causes, pox and debt, 
With me can merit more, than that good man, 
Whose dice not doing well, to a pulpit ran. 
No, Shelton, give me thee, canst want all these, 
But dost it out of judgment, not disease; 
Dar'st breathe in any air; and with safe skill, 
Till thou canst find the best, choose the least ill. 
That to the vulgar canst thyself apply, 
Treading a better path, not contrary; 
And in their error's maze thine own way know: 
Which is to live to conscience, riot to show. 
He that, but living half his age, dies such,* 
Makes the whole longer than 'twas given him, 
much. 

cxx. 

AN EPITAPH ON SALATHIEL PAVY, A CHILD OF 
QUEEN ELIZABETH'S CHAPEL. 

Weep with me, all you that read 
This little story : 

* This is the person who engaged with Mr. Hayden, in the 
mad frolic of rowing up Fleet Ditch to Holborn, celebrated, 
page 241 ; but I know nothing more of him. 

5 He that but living half his age, dies sue//, 

Makes the whole longer than 'twas given him, much.] 

Qui sic vel media Jinitus vixit in ccvo 

Longior huicfacta est quam data vitafuit. 

Mart. lib. riii. 27. 

6 Salathiel Pavy.] The subject of this beautiful epitaph acted 



230 EPIGRAMS. 

And know, for whom a tear you shed 

Death's self is sorry. 
'Twas a child that so did thrive 

In grace and feature, 
As heaven and nature seem'd to strive 

Which own'd the creature. 
Years he number'd scarce thirteen 

When fates turn'd cruel, 
Yet three fill'd zodiacs had he been 

The stage's jewel ; 
And did act, what now we moan, 

Old men so duly, 
As, sooth, the Parcae thought him one, 

He play'd so truly. 

in Cynthia's Revels, and in the Poetaster, 1600 and 1601, in 
which year he probably died. The poet speaks of him with 
interest and affection, and it cannot be doubted that he was a 
boy of extraordinary talents. Many of the children of St. Paul's, 
as well as of the queen's chapel, evinced great powers on the 
stage, at a very early period of life, and not a few of them 
became the pride and ornament of it in riper years. 

Our times have witnessed several attempts to bring children 
(pert boys and girls) upon the stage, as prodigies, which have 
all terminated, as might reasonably be expected, in disappoint- 
ment and disgrace. It should be recollected that the " children" 
of the old theatre were strictly educated, and that they were 
opposed only to one another. Nothing so monstrous ever en- 
tered into the thoughts of the managers of those days as taking 
infants from the cock-horse, and setting them to act with men 
and women. ^-And yet it would be unjust, perhaps, to attribute 
the present encouragement of this degrading exhibition wholly 
to the managers : if they took advantage of the gross folly of 
that many-headed beast, the town, and indulged its vitiated 
taste, they did little more than their precarious situation seemed 
to warrant. Let not Mr. Kemble, however, be defrauded of 
his due praise : but for his judicious and well-timed humour in 
arranging the characters of the Provoked Husband in such a 
manner as to place the absurdity of the attempt in the most 
glaring light, that forward baby, Miss Mudie, would have dis- 
graced and delighted all London for the season, instead of being 
sent back to her dirt-pies, and her doll, after a single exposure. 



So, by error to his fate ' 

They all consented ; 
But viewing him since, alas, too late ! 

They have repented ; 
And have sought, to give new birth, 

In baths to steep him ; 
But being so much too good for earth, 

Heaven vows to keep him. 

CXXI. 

To BENJAMIN RUDYERD.' 

RUDYERD, as lesser dames to great ones use, 
My lighter comes to kiss thy learned muse ; 

7 So, by error to his fate 
They all consented ; &c.] 

Hie ego sum Scorpus^ clamosi gloria Circi, 

Plausus, Roma, tui, deliciesque breves ; 
Invida quern Lachesis raptum trieteride nona, 

Dum numerat palmas, credidit esse senem. 

Mart. lib. x. epig. 53. 

" Lachesis (Dr. Jortin observes) did not take away Scorpus 
out of eMfj/, but by mistake. She concluded that one who had 
gained so many prizes at the chariot-races was an old man, and 
in consequence of this error, took him in the flower of youth. 
1 fancy, therefore, that Martial wrote, . 

" Inscia quern Lachesis^ &c. Tracts, vol. ii. p. 273. 

There can be no doubt that Jonsou read Inscia ; and it seems 
highly probable that Jortin was led to the emendation by this 
epitaph, which was always well known: 

* Sir Benjamin Rudyerd (for subsequently to the writing of 
this epigram, he received the honour of knighthood) was, as 
Granger says, " an accomplished gentleman, and an elegant 
scholar." It is no small proof of his worth, that he lived on 
terms of intimacy with the earl of Pembroke, to whose poetical 
trifles his own were subjoined, in a little volume which came 
out in 1660. 

In the troubles which led to the usurpation of the Parliament, 



232 EPIGRAM S. 

Whose better studies while she emulates, 

She learns to know long difference of their states. 

Yet is the office nor to he despised, 

If only love should-make the action prized ; 

Nor he for friendship can he thought unfit, 

That strives his manners should precede his wit. 

CXXII. 

To THE SAME. 

If I would wish for truth, and not for show, 

The aged Saturn's age and rites to know; 

If I would strive to bring back times, and try 

The world's pure gold, and wise simplicity ; 

If I would virtue set as she was young, 

And hear her speak with one, and her first tongue ; 

If holiest friendship, naked to the touch, 

I would restore, and keep it ever such ; 

I need no other arts, but study thee : 

Who prov'st all these were, and again may &e. 

CXXIII. 

To THE SAME. 

Writing thyself, or judging others writ, 
I know not which thou'st most, candor, or wit : 
But both thou hast so, as who affects the state 
Of the best writer and judge, should emulate. 

sir Benjamin took an active part, and spoke often on the side 
of moderation and justice, particularly on the question of ex- 
eluding the bishops from the Upper House. He was the last 
person who held the office of" Surveyor of the Court of Wards 
and Liveries," and, when that court was abolished in J6'46, 
received a grant of land and money as a compensation for his 
place. He died in 1658, and, as may be Conjectured from his 
epitaph, which he wrote himseli, in the practice of that piety 
and virtue which had formed the consolation of his life. There 
is a beautiful and touching simplicity in the secdnd of these 
epigrams, which cannot be too highly praised. 



EPIGRAMS. 233 

CXXTV. 

EPITAPH ON ELIZABETH, L. II. 9 

Would'st thou hear what man can say 
In a little ? reader, stay. 

Underneath this stone doth lie 
As much beauty as could die : 
Which in life did harbour give 
To more virtue than doth live. 

If at all she had a fault, 
Leave it huried in this vault. 
One name was ELIZABETH, 
The other let it sleep with death : 
Fitter, where it died, to tell, 
Than that it lived at all. Farewell ! 

9 Elizabeth, L. H.] Of this lady I can say nothing. If 
Jonson desired to keep her name secret, he has apparently 
succeeded ; and yet he could scarcely mean to do this, as he has 
involved it, in some measure, with her history, in the last cou- 
plet. A luckier guesser, or a better historian, than I pretend 
to be, may one day hit upon it. But what is the import of this 
nameless tribute to beauty and virtue ? " To be read by bare 
inscriptions, (says sir Thomas Brown,) to hope for eternity by 
aenigmatical epithets, or initial letters, to be studied by anti- 
quaries who we were, and have new names given us like some 
of the mummies, are cold consolations to the student of perpe- 
tuity, even by everlasting languages," or, as in the case before 
us, by everlasting verse. 

Addison, after drawing a beautiful picture of good humour, 
innocence, and piety, in the person of Sophronia, adds that he 
" cannot conclude his essay better than by a short epitaph 
written by Ben Jonson, with a spirit which nothing could in- 
spire but such an object as he had been describing. 

" Underneath this stone doth lie 
As much beauty as could die : 
Which in life did harbour give 
To more virtue than doth live." Spec. No. xxxiii. 

I must observe here that, in the Spectator this passage is very 



234 EPIGRAMS. 

CXXV. 

To SIR WILLIAM UVEDALE. 

UVEDALE, thou piece of the first times, a man 
Made for what nature could, or virtue can ; 
Both whose dimensions lost, the world might find 
Restored in thy body, and thy mind ! 
Who sees a soul in such a body set, 
Might love the treasure for the cabinet. 
But I, no child, no fool, respect the kind, 
The full, the flowing graces there enshrined ; 
Which, would the world not miscall 't flattery,, 
I could adore almost to idolatry ! 

CXXVI. 

To HIS LADY, 

THEN MISTRESS GARY.* 

Retired, with purpose your fair worth to praise r 
Mongst Hampton shades, and Phoebus' grove of 

bays, 

I pluck'd a branch ; the jealous god did frown, 
And bade me lay th' usurped laurel down : 
Said I wrong'd him, and, which was more, his 

love. 

I auswer'd, Daphne now no pain can prove. 
Phoebus replied, Bold head, it is not she : 
GARY my love is, Daphne but my tree. 

incorrectly given. In a work so universally read, the utmost 
care should be taken to preserve the integrity of the text. 

* Mistress Gary.'] The usual term in the poet's days for an 
unmarried woman, or miss : Of her husband, sir William Uve- 
dale, knt. I can say nothing but that he was of Wickham, in 
the county of Southampton. 



EPIGRAMS. 235 

CXXVII. 

To ESME LOUD AUBIGNY. 1 

Is there a hope that man would thankful be, 

If I should fail in gratitude to thee, 

To whom I am so bound, loved AUBIGNY ? 

No, I do Therefore call posterity 

Into the debt : and reckon on her head, 

How full of want, how swallow'd up, how dead 

I and this muse had been, if thou hadst not 

Lent timely succours, and new life begot: 

So all reward or name, that grows to me 

By her attempt, shall still be owing thee. 

And than this same I know no abler way 

To thank thy benefits : which is, to pay. 

CXXVIII. 
To WILLIAM ROE.* 

ROE, and my joy to name, thou'rt now to go, 
Countries and climes, manners and men to know, 

1 Esme lord Aubigny.'] Brother to the duke of Lenox, whom 
he succeeded in title and estate. He has been already noticed. 

* William jRoe.] Younger brother, or perhaps cousin, of sir 
Thomas Roe (epig. 98.) This gentleman seems to have gone 
abroad in a mercantile or diplomatic capacity ; but with the 
activity and energy inherent in this distinguished family, he 
subsequently entered on the profession of arms, and probably 
served under Gustavus Adolphus. A few years of hardship, 
however, gave him enough of campaigning, and he returned 
to the pursuits of his youth. " William Roe (Howell writes 
to his friend at Brussels) is returned from the wars ; but he is 
grown lame in one of his arms, so he hath no mind to bear 
arms any more ; he confesseth himself to be an egregious fool 
to leave his mercorship for a musket." Lib. ii. lett. 62. 



236 E P I G R A M S. 

To extract and choose the best of all these known, 
And those to turn to blood, and make thine own. 
May winds as soft as breath of kissing friends, 
Attend thee hence ; and there may all thy ends, 
As the beginnings here, prove purely sweet, 
And perfect in a circle always meet ! 
So when we, blest with thy return, shall see 
Thyself, with thy first thoughts brought home 

by thee ; 

We each to other may this voice inspire ; 
This is that good ^Eneas, past through fire, 
Through seas, storms, tempests ; and, embark'd 

for hell, 
Came back untouch'd. This man hath travell'd 

well. 

CXXIX. 
To MIME. 

That not a pair of friends each other see, 
But the first question is, When one saw thee ? 
That there's no journey set or thought upon, 
To Brentford, Hackney, Bow, but thou mak'st 

one ; 

That scarce the town designeth any feast 
To which thou'rt not a week bespoke a guest; 
That still thou'rt made the supper's flag, the drum, 
The very call, to make all others come : 
Think 'st thou, MIME, this is great ? or that they 

strive 

Whose noise shall keep thy miming most alive, 
Whilst thou dost raise some player from the grave, 
Out-dance the babion, or out- boast the brave 

3 Or out-loast the brave."] i. e. the bravo, the ruffian ; some 
well known bully of the time. Cokely, Pod, and Gue, men* 
tioncd just below, were masters of motions, or puppet-shows, 



EPIGRAMS. 237 

Or, mounted on a stool, thy face doth hit 
On some new gesture, that's imputed wit? 
O, run not proud of this. Yet take thy due. 
Thou dost out-zany Cokely, Pod ; nay, Gue : 
And thine own Coryat too ; but, would'st thou 

see, 
Men love thee not for this ; they laugh at thee. 

cxxx. 

To ALPHONSO FERRABOSCO, ON HIS BOOK." 

To urge, my loved ALPHONSO, that bold fame 
Of building towns, and making wild beasts tame, 
Which music had ; or speak her own effects, 
That she removeth cares, sadness ejects, 
Declineth anger, persuades clemency, 
Doth sweeten mirth, and heighten piety, 

and exhibitors at Bartholomew Fair. The strong sense and in- 
dignant satire of this little poem might yet be turned to account 
if the parasite could feel shame, or the table-buffoon be awa- 
kened to a sense of honour by the pity, scorn, and insulting 
applause with which his degrading fooleries are received. 

4 To Alphonso Ferrabosco, on his book.'] This person, de- 
scended ot Italian parents, was born at Greenwich in Kent : he 
was much admired, both at home and abroad, for his excellent 
compositions, and fancies, as they were then called, in music; 
he was principally employed in setting the songs to music in 
our poet's masques. WHAL. 

Jonson appears to have had an extraordinary regard and 
affection for this excellent composer. He delights to mention 
him upon all occasions ; and in the Masque of Hymen, hurried 
away by his feelings, he interrupts the strain of applause in 
which he was describing Alphonso's exertions, with a genuine 
burst of tenderness, " Virtuous friend ! take well this abrupt 
testimony : It cannot be flattery in me, who never did it to 
great ones ; and less than love and truth it is not where it is 
done out ol knowledge !" 

The learned reader will observe that Jonson had in view 
Horace's admirable description of the office of the ancient 
Chorus, in the opening of this epigram. 



238 EPIGRAMS. 

And is to a body, often, ill incline , 
No less a sovereign cure, than to the mind ; 
T' allege, that greatest men were not asham'd, 
Of old, even by her practice to be fam'd ; 
To say indeed, she were the soul of heaven, 
That the eighth sphere, no less than planets 

seven, 

Moved by her order, and the ninth more high, 
Including all, were thence call'd harmony ; 
I yet had utter'd nothing on thy part, 
When these were but the praises of the art : 
But when I have said, the proofs of all these be 
Shed in thy songs ; 'tis true : but short of thee. 

CXXXI. 

To THE SAME.* 

When we do give, ALPHONSO, to the light, 
A work of ours, we part with our own right; 
For then, all mouths will judge, and their own 

way: 
The learn'd have no more privilege than the lay. 

5 To THE SAMI.] The " Book" from which the composer 
probably expected a large harvest of praise seems to have met 
with some ungentle critic, and Jonson writes this sensible and 
manly epigram to his friend, to qualify the excess of his disap- 
pointment and mortification. I know not the person meant, 
unless it be Morley, who is mentioned as dissatisfied with 
some of his compositions by Peacham : but I will give the 
passage : 

" Alphonso Ferrabosco the father, while he lived, for judg- 
ment and depth of skill, as also his son now living, was inferior 
to none, What he did was most elaborate and profound, and 
pleasing in aire ; though master Thomas Morley censureth him 
otherwise. That of his, / saw my ladie weeping, and the Night- 
ingale, upon which dittie master Bird and he in a friendly emu- 
lation exercised their invention, cannot be bettered for sweet- 
nesse of aire, or depth of judgment." Compleat Gent. 1622. 



EPIGRAMS. 239 

And though we could all men, all censures hear, 
We ought not give them taste we had an ear. 
For if the humorous world will talk at large, 
They should be fools, for me, at their own charge. 
Say this or that man they to thee prefer ; 
Even those for whom they do this, know they 

err : 

And would (being ask'd the truth) ashamed say, 
They were not to be nam'd on the same day. 
Then stand unto thyself, nor seek without 
For fame, with breath soon kindled, soon blown 

out. 

CXXXII. 

To MR. JOSHUA SILVESTER.' 

If to admire were to commend, my praise 
Might then both thee, thy work and merit raise : 

6 To Mr. Joshua Silvester.] His translation of the French 
poem of Du Eartas on the Creation, was esteemed to be well 
done ; but he had little genius or invention of his own. In a 
censure of the poets, ascribed to Drayton, we have his character 
given in the following verses : 

" And Silvester, who, from the French more weak, 
Made Bartas of his six days labour speak 
In natural English : who, had he there stay'd, 
He had done well ; and never had bewray'd 
His own invention to have been so poor, 
Who still wrote less, in striving to write more." WHAL. 
This epigram was written some years before the folio 1616 
appeared, being prefixed to the 4to. edition of Silvester's Du 
Bartas, which came out in 1605. Jonson declares his ignorance 
of French, so that his praise must be confined to the poetical 
merits of the translator, who was pretty generally supposed to 
have gone beyond his original. When Jonson became acquainted 
with the French language, and was able to compare the two 
works, he then discovered, as he told Drummond, that Silvester 
had not been sufficiently faithful : this censure, however, must 
be understood with a reference to his own ideas of translation, 



240 EPIGRAMS. 

But as it is, (the child of ignorance, 
And utter stranger to all air or France,) 
How can I speak of thy great pains, but err? 
Since they can only judge, that can confer. 
Behold ! the reverend shade of BARTAS stands 
Before my thought, and, in tin rmht v commands 
That to the world I publish for him, this; 
Bartas d >th wish tin English now were his. 
So wci] in that are his inventions wrought, 
As his will now be the translation thought, 
Thine the original ; and France shall boast, 
No more those maiden glories she hath lost, 

CXXXIII. 

ON THE FAMOUS VOYAGE. 7 

No more let Greece her bolder fables tell 
Of Hercules, or Theseus going to hell, 

and we know what they were, from the majority of his pro. 
fessed versions. 

Ritson appears to hare strangely misunderstood the passage 
in Drummond. He says, it was Ben Jonson's opinion, " that 
Silvester's translation of Du Bartas was not wcli done, and that 
he wrote his verses before he understood to confer." Kibliogra- 
phica Poetica, p. 356. But the HE refers to Jon'son not to Sil- 
vester, whose knowledge of French was never questioned. 

The translation is now little known : an unlucky quotation 
of Dry den, 

Nor, with Du Bartas, " bridle up the floods" 
And " periwig with wool the baldpate woods," 
serves as an apology for consigning it lo ridicule anil neglect ; 
Silvester wanted taste rather than poetry, and he has many 
shining passages. Goffe, who had a marvellous love for uncouth 
and extravagant phraseology, has imitated the line above, with 
noble emulation, in his Courageous Turke: 

" Who set the world on flame ? How now, ye heavens, 
Grow you so proud as to put on curl'd lockes, 
And clothe yourselves in periwigs of fire 1" 

7 Of this " Voyage," undertaken, as I have already observed, 



EPIGRAMS. 241 

Orpheus, Ulysses ; or the Latin muse, 
With tales of Troy's just knight, our faiths abuse. 
We have a SHELTON, and a HEYDEN got, 8 
Had power to act, what they to feign had not. 
All that they boast of Styx, of Acheron, 
Cocytus, Phlegethon, ours have proved in one ; 
The filth, stench, noise : save only what was there 
Subtly distinguished, was confused here. 
Their wherry had no sail too ; ours had ne'er one : 
And in it, two more horrid knaves than Charon. 
Arses were heard to croak instead of frogs ; 
And for one Cerberus, the whole coast was dogs. 
Furies there wanted not ; each scold was ten. 
And for the cries of ghosts, women and men, 
Laden with plague-sores, and their sins, were 

heard, 

Lash'd by their consciences, to die afTeard. 
Then let the former age with this content her, 
She brought the poets forth, but ours th' ad* 

venter. 

THE VOYAGE ITSELF. 

I sing the brave adventure of two wights, 
And pity 'tis, I cannot call them knights : 

in a mad frolic, and celebrated in no very sane one, I shall only 
say that more humour and poetry are wasted on it than it 
deserves. As a picture of a populous part of London, it is not 
without some interest, and might admit of a few remarks ; but 
J dislike she subject, and shall therefore leave the reader, who 
will not follow my example, and pass lightly over it, to the 
annotations of Whalley. 

8 We have a Shelton and a Heyden got.~] The names of the 
persons who embarked in this enterprize. The first, I suppose, 
is sir Ralph Shelton, to whom the 119th epigram is addressed. 
The latter is probably sir Christopher Heyden, to whom Davis, 
in his Scourge of Folly, p. 191, addresses an epigram. WHAL. 

Yet Jonson says, in the opening of the Voyage, that the 
" latter" was a squire. 

VOL. VIII. R 



EPIGRAMS. 

One was ; and he for brawn and brain right able 
To have been styled of king Arthur's table. 
The other was a squire, of fair degree ; 
But, in the action, greater man than he, 
Who gave, to take at his return from hell, 
His three for one. Now, lordlings, listen well. 

It was the day, what time the powerful moon' 
Makes the poor Bankside creature wet it's shoon, 
In its own hall ; when these, (in worthy scorn 
Of those, that put out monies, on return 
From Venice, Paris, or some inland passage 
Of six times to and fro, without embassage, 
Or him that backward went to Berwick, or which 
Did dance the famous morris unto Norwich) 
At Bread-street's Mermaid having dined, and 

merry, 

Proposed to go to Holborn in a wherry : 
A harder task, than either his to Bristo', 
Or his to Antwerp. Therefore, once more, list ho'. 

A dock there is, that called is Avernus, 
Of some. Bridewell, and may, in time concern us 
All, that are readers : but, methinks, 'tis odd, 
That all this while I have forgot some god, 
Or goddess to invoke, to stuff my verse ; 
And with both bombast style and phrase, rehearse 
The many perils of this port, and how 
Sans help of Sibyl, or a golden bough, 
Or magic sacrifice, they past along ! 
Alcides, be thou succouring to my song. 
Thou hast seen hell, some say, and know'st all 

nooks there, 
Canst tell me best, how ever Fury looks there, 

9 Jt was the day, what time the powerful moon.] i. e. A spring 
tide, when the river frequently overflows its banks. WHAL. 

The persons allnded to in the next lines are William Kempe, 
Taylor the water-poet, ajid Coryat. 



EPIGRAMS. 243 

And art a god, if fame thee not abuses, 
Always at hand, to aid the merry muses. 
Great club-fist, though thy back and bones be sore 
Still, with thy former labours ; yet, once more, 
Act a brave work, call it thy last adventry : 
But hold my torch, while I describe the entry 
To this dire passage. Say, thou stop thy nose; 
'Tis but light pains : indeed, this dock's no rose. 

In the first jaws appear'd that ugly monster, 
Ycleped mud, which, when their oars did once 

stir, 

Belch'd forth an air as hot, as at the muster 
Of all your night-tubs, when the carts do cluster, 
Who shall discharge first his merd-urinous load : 
Thorough her womb they make their famous road, 
Between two walls ; where, on one side, to scare 

men, 

Were seen your ugly centaurs, ye call carmen, 
Gorgonian scolds, and Harpies : on the other 
Hung stench, diseases, and old filth, their mother, 
With famine, wants, and sorrows many a dozen, 
The least of which was to the plague a cousin. 
But they unfrighted pass, though many a privy 
Spake to them louder, than the ox in Livy;* 
And many a sink pour'd out her rage anenst 'em , 
But still their valour and their virtue fenc'd 'em, 
And on they went, like Castor brave and Pollux, 
Ploughing the main. When, see (the worst of 

all lucks) 

1 Than the ox in Livy.} Jam alia vulgata miracula erant^ 
hastam Martis Prasneste &ud sponte promotam : borem in Sicilia 
locututn, Liv. /. 24. cap. 10. Though I believe the poet here 
refers to the following passage of the same author; Intercast era 
prodigia, qnx plurima fuisse traduntur^ bovemCn. Domitii consults 
locutum, Roma, cave tibi, refertur. Epit. lib. 35. WHAI,. 







14 EPIGRAMS. 

They met the second prodigy, would fear a 
Man, that had never heard of a Chimera. 
One said, 'twas hold Briareus, or the beadle, 
Who hath the hundred hands when he cloth 

meddle, 

The other thought it Hydra, or the rock 
Made of the trull that cut her father's lock : ' 
But coming near, they found it but a li'ter, 
So huge, it seem'd they could by no means quite 

her. 
Back, cried their brace of Charons : they cried, 

No, 

No going back ; on still, you rogues, and row. 
How hight the place ? A voice was heard, Co- 

cytus. 

Row close then, slaves. Alas! they will beshite us. 
No matter, stinkards, row. What croakingsound 
Is this we hear? of frogs? No, guts wind-bound, 
Over your heads : well, row. At this a loud 
Crack did report itself, as if a cloud 
Had burst with storm, and down fell, ab excelsis, 
Poor Mercury, crying out on Paracelsus, 
And all his followers, that had so abused him ; 
And in so shitten sort, so long had used him : 
For (where he was the god of eloquence, 
And subtilty of metals) they dispense 
His spirits now in pills, and eke in potions, 
Suppositories, cataplasms, and lotions. 
But many moons there shall not wane, quoth he 
In the mean time, let them imprison me, 
But I will speak, and know I shall be heard, 
Touching this cause, where they will be affeard 



Or the rock 



Made of the trull, that cut lier father's lock.] He means 
Scylla, who cut off the hair of her father Nisus : but Ovid tells 
us she was changed into a bird called Ciris. The old poets seem 
to have confounded two different stories together. WHAL. 




EPIGRAMS. 

To answer me: and sure, it was the intent 
Of the grave fart, late let in parliament,* 
Had it been seconded, and not in fume 
Vanish'd away : as you must all presume 
Their Mercury did now. By this, the stem 
Of the hulk touch'd, and, as by Polypheme 
The sly Ulysses stole in a sheep-skin, 
The well-greased wherry now had got between, 
And bade her farewell sough unto the lurden: 
Never did bottom more betray her burden; 
The meat-boat of bear's-college, Paris-garden, 
Stunk not^so ill; nor, when she kiss'd, Kate 

Arden. 

Yet one day in the year, for sweet 'tis voist, 
And that is when it is the Lord Mayor's foist. 

By this time had they reach'd the Stygian pool, 
By which the masters swear, when on the stool 
Of worship, they their nodding chins do hit 
Against their breasts. Here, several ghosts did flit 
About the shore, of farts but late departed, 
White, black, blue, green, and in more forms 

out-started, 

Than all those atomi ridiculous 
Whereof old Democrite, and Hill Nicholas, 4 
One said, the other swore, the world consists. 
These be the cause of those thick frequent mists 

3 And sure it was th' intent 

Of the grave fart, late let in Parliament.'] An accident of 
this kind happened about this time, which, it seems, was the 
occasion of much mirth among the wits. See the Alchemist. 

WHAL. 

4 Whereof old Democrite, and Hill Nicholas.] " Nicholas Hill 
was a fellow of St. John's college in Oxford: he adopted the 
notions of Democritui about atoms, and was a great patron of 
the Corpuscular philosophy. The book he published on this 
subject is entituled Philosophia Epicurea,Democrilana t Theophras 
tica, proposita simplicitcr, non edocta. Par. 1601." A. WOOD. 



246 EPIGRAMS. 

Arising in that place, through which, who goes, 
Must try the unused valour of a nose : 
And thnt ours did For, yet, no nare was tainted, 
Nor thumb, nor finger to the stop acquainted, 
But open, and unarm'd, encounter'd all : 
Whether it languishing stuck upon the wall, 
Or were precipitated down the jakes, 
And after, swam abroad in ample flakes, 
Or that it lay heap'd like an usurer's mass, 
All was to them the same, they were to pass, 
And so they did, from Styx to Acheron, 
Thi ever-boiling flood ; whose banks upon 
Your Fleet-lane Furies, and hot cooks do dwell, 
That with still-scalding steams, make the place 

hell. 

The sinks ran grease, and hair of meazled hogs, 
The heads, houghs, entrails, and the hides of dogs : 
For, to say truth, what scullion is so nasty, 
To put the skins and offal in a pasty ? 
Cats there lay divers had been flea'd and roasted, 
And after mouldy grown, again were toasted, 
Then selling not, a dish was ta'en to mince 'em, 
But still, it seem'd, therankness did convince'em. 
For, here they were thrown in with th' melted 

pewter, 
Yet drown'd they not : they had five lives in 

future. 

But 'mongst these Tiberts, 1 who do you think 

there was ? 

Old Banks the jugler, our Pythagoras, 
Grave tutor to the learned horse ; both which, 
Being, beyond sea, burne^d for one witch, 

5 But 'mongst these Tiberts.] i. e. cats. The name given to 
them in the old story book of Reynard the Fox. Banks, "who 
follows in the next line, was a fellow who shewed a horse about 
that time, famous for his tricks. WHAL. 



EPIGRAMS. 

Their spirits transmigrated to a cat : 
And now, above the pool, a face right fat, 
With great gray eyes, it lifted up, and mew'd ; 
Thrice did it spit ; thrice dived: at last it view'd 
Our brave heroes with a milder glare, 
And in a piteous tune, began. How dare 
Your dainty nostrils, in so hot a season, 
When every clerk eats artichokes and peason, 
Laxative lettuce, and such windy meat, 
Tempt such a passage? When each privy's seat 
Is fill'd with buttock, and the walls do sweat 
Urine and plaisters, when the noise doth beat 
Upon your ears, of discords so unsweet, 
And outcries of the damned in the Fleet ? 
Cannot the Plague-bill keep you back, nor bells 
Of loud Sepulchre's, with their hourly knells, 
But you will visit grisly Pluto's hall ? 
Behold where Cerberus, rear'd on the wall 
Of Holborn-height (three Serjeants' heads) looks 

o'er, 

And stays but till you come unto the door ! 
Tempt not his fury, Pluto is away : 
And madam Caesar, great Proserpina, 
Is now from home ; you lose your labours quite, 
Were you Jove's sons, or had Alcides' might. 
They cry'd out, Puss. He told them he was 

Banks, 

That had so often shew'd them merry pranks. 
They laugh'd, at his laugh-worthy fate ; and past 
The triple-head without a sop. At last, 
Calling for Rhadamanthus, that dwelt by, 
A soap-boiler ; and ^Eacus him nigh, 
Who kept an ale-house ; with my little Minos, 
An ancient purblind fletcher, with a high nose; 
They took them all to witness of their action: 
And so went bravely back without protraction. 



248 EPIGRAMS. 

In memory of which most liquid deed, 
The city since hath raised a pyramid ; 
And I could wish for their eternized sakes, 
My Muse had plough'd with his, that sung A- J AX." 

* My Muse had plough'd -with his, that sung A-jax."] Sir John 
Harington, author of the treatise called, Misacmos, or the 
Metamorphosis of A-jax. WHAL. 



THE END OF THE EPIGRAMS, 



THE FOREST. 



THE FOREST.] From the folio, 1616. Between this and the 
poem \vhich now concludes the Epigrams, Whalley foisted 
in several compositions under that title, which appeared long 
after the publication of the volume. This was injudiciously done, 
for as the date of the folio was well known, it tended to con- 
found the idea of time, and to mislead the general reader. 
Several of the pieces given by Whalley under the head of 
Epigrams, closed by the author in 1616, were written by him as 
late as 1630. 



THE FOREST. 



i. 

WHY I WRITE NOT OF LOVE. 

SOME act of LOVE'S bound to rehearse, 
I thought to bind him in my verse : 
Which when he felt, Away, quoth he, 
Can poets hope to fetter me? 
It is enough, they once did get 
Mars and my mother, in their net : 
I wear not these my wings in vain. 
With which he fled me ; and again, 
Into my rhymes could ne'er be got 
By any art: then wonder not, 
That since, my numbers are so cold, 
When Love is fled, and I grow old. 

II. 

To PENSHURST.* 

Thou art not, PENSHURST, built to envious show 
Of touch or marble ; * nor canst boast a row 

1 To Penshurst.] This place is pleasantly situated near the 
banks of the Medway ; it was the ancient seat of sir Stephen 
Pencestre, warden of the Cinque Ports, and Constable of 
Dorer Castle, in the reign of Henry III. and was granted by 
Edward VI. to sir William Sidney and his heirs : having been 
forfeited to the crown by the rebellion of sir R. Fane, its last 
proprietor. 

* T/iou art not t Penshurst^ built to envious show 

Of touch or marble.] The common kind of black marble 



252 THE FOREST. 



Of polish'd pillars, or a roof of gold : 
Thou hast no lantern, whereof tales are told ; 
Or stair, or courts ; but stand'st an ancient pile, 
And these grudg'd at, art reverenced the while. 
Thou joy'st in better marks, of soil, of air, 
Of wood, of water ; therein thou art fair. 
Thou hast thy walks for health, as well as sport : 
Thy mount, to which thy Dryads do resort, 
Where Pan and Bacchus their high feasts have 

made, 

Beneath the broad beech, and the chestnut shade ; 
That taller tree, which of a nut was set, 
At his great birth, where all the Muses met. 1 

frequently made use of in funeral monuments, was then called 
by this name ; so Weaver, giving the account of a tomb at 
Hampstead : 

" Under a fair monument of marble and touchj* &c. 

From its solidity and firmness it was used also as the test of 
gold : in this sense it occurs in Shakspeare : 

" Ah ! Buckingham, now do I ply the touch." 

Richard III. Act. IV. sc. 2. 

And from this use of it, the name itself was taken. It seems to 
be the same with that anciently called basalt. WHAL. 

3 At his great birth, where all the Muses met.'] i. e. Sir Philip 
Sidney's, who was born at Penshurst in Kent. WHAL. 

Sir Philip Sidney was born 29th November, 1554. " That 
taller tree," produced from an acorn, planted on his birth-day, 
and which has been the theme of many poets, is no longer 
standing. It is said to have been felled by mistake in 1768 ; a 
wretched apology, if true, and, in a case of such notoriety, 
scarcely possible. Waller, in one of his poems, written at 
Penshurst where he amused himself with falling in love, has an 
allusion to this oak : 

* Go, boy, and carve this passion on the bark 
Of yonder tree, which stands the sacred mark 
Of noble Sidney's birth," &c. 

On which the commentator on his poems observes that though 
no tradition of the circumstance remained in the family, yet the 
observation of Cicero on the Marian oak might not unaptly be 



THE FOREST. 253 

There, in the writhed bark, are cut the names 
Of many a sylvan, taken with his flames; 
And thence the ruddy satyrs oft provoke 
The lighter fauns, to reach thy lady's oak. 4 
Thy copse too, named of Gamage,thou hast there, 1 
That never fails to serve thee season'd deer, 
When thou wouldst feast, or exercise thy friends. 
The lower land, that to the river bends, 
Thy sheep, thy bullocks, kine, and calves do feed ; 
The middle grounds thy mares and horses breed. 
Each bank doth yield thee conies ; and the tops 
Fertile of wood, Ashore and Sydneys copp's, 
To crown thy open table, doth provide 
The purpled pheasant, with the speckled side: 
The painted partridge lies in ev'ry field, 
And for thy mess is willing to be kill'd. 

applied to it. " Manet vero et semper manelit. Sata est enim 
ingenio : Nullius autem agricolce cultu stirps tarn diuturna qvam 
poet(E versu seminari potest." De leg. lib. 1. 

About a century after the date of Waller's verses, this oak 
was still standing, and the ingenious Mr. F. Coventry wrote 
the following lines under its shade : 

" Stranger kneel here ! to age due homage pay 
When great Eliza held Britannia's sway 
My growth began, the same illustrious morn, 
Joy to the hour ! saw gallant Sidney born. 
He perish'd early ; I just stay behind 
An hundred years ; and lo ! my clefted rind, 
My wither'd boughs foretell destruction nigh ; 
We all are mortal ; oaks and heroes die." 

4 thy lady's oak."] There Is an old tradition that a 

lady Leicester (the wife undoubtedly of sir Robert Sidney) was 
taken in travail under an oak in Penshurst park, which was 
afterwards called my Lady^s oak. 

5 Thy copse too named of Gamage.] " This coppice is now 
called lady Gamage's bower ; it being said that Barbara Gamage, 
countess of Leicester, used to take great delight in feeding the 
deer therein from her own hands." Dug. Baron. This lady 
was daughter and heiress of John Gamage of Coytie, in Gla- 
morganshire, and the first wife of sir Robert. 



254. THE FOREST. 

And if the high-swoln Medway fail thy dish, 

Thou hast thy ponds, that pay thee tribute fish, 

Fat aged carps that run into thy net, 

And pikes, now weary their own kind to eat, 

As loth the second draught or cast to stay, 

Officiously at first themselves betray. 

Bright eels that emulate them, and leap on land, 

Before the fisher, or into his hand. 

Then hath thy orchard fruit, thy garden flowers, 

Fresh as the air, and new as are the hours. 

The early cherry, with the later plum, 

Fig, grape, and quince, eachinhis time doth come: 

The blushing apricot, and woolly peach 

Hang on thy walls, that every child may reach. 

And though thy walls be of the country stone, 

They're rear'd with no man'sruin, noman'sgroan ; 

There's none, that dwell about them, wish them 

down ; 

But all come in, the farmer and the clown ; 
And no one empty-handed, to salute 
Thy lord and lady, though they have no suit. 
Some bring a capon, some a rural cake, 
Some nuts, some apples; some that think they 

make 

The better cheeses, bring them ; or else send 
By their ripe daughters, whom they would 

commend 

This way to husbands ; and whose baskets bear 
An emblem of themselves in plum, or pear. 
But what can this (more than express their love) 
Add to thy free provisions, far above 
The need of such? whose liberal board doth flow, 
With all that hospitality doth know ! 
Where comes no guest, but is allow'd to eat, 6 
Without his fear, and of thy lord's own meat : 

Where conies no guest, but is allow'd to eat, 

Without his f ear ) and of thy lord's own meat) Sec."] This, and 



THE FOREST. 255 

Where the same beer and bread, and self-same 

wine, 

That is his lordship's, shall be also mine. 
And I not fain to sit (as some this day, 
At great men's tables) and yet dine away. 
Here no man tells my cups ; nor standing by, 
A waiter, doth my gluttony envy : 
But gives me what I call, and lets me eat, 
He knows, below, he shall find plenty of meat; 
Thy tables hoard not up for the next day, 
Nor, when [ take my lodging, need I pray 
For fire, or lights, or livery ; all is there ; 
As if thou then wert mine, or I reign'd here : 
There's nothing I can wish, for which I stay. 
That found king JAMES, when hunting late, this 

way, 

what follows, may appear a strange topic for praise to those 
who are unacquainted with the practice of those times. But, in 
fact, the liberal mode of hospitality here recorded, was almost 
peculiar to this noble person. The great, indeed, dined at long 
tables (they had no other in their vast halls) and permitted 
many guests to sit down with them ; bat the gradations of rank 
and fortune were rigidly maintained, and the dishes grew visibly 
coarser as they receded from the head of the table. No reader 
of our old poets can be ignorant of the phrase, below the salt ; 
but it may not be generally known that in some countries the 
custom yet prevails. It is the natural consequence of feudal 
manners ; and the scene between the patron and the client 
which' excited the caustic indignation of Juvenal, is daily re- 
newed in many parts of Russia, and in the whole of Poland. la 
England the system was breaking up when Jonson wrote, and 
he notices it witli his usual good sense. It is to the honour of 
Penshurst that the observation was made there. 

Herrick, who abounds in imitations of Jonson, whom he loved 
and admired, has copied many passages of this and the following 
poem, in his Panegyrick to sir L. Ptmberton. Here is one ot 
them : 

61 No, no, thy bread, thy wine, thy jocund beere 

Is not reserv'd for Trebius here, 
But all, who at thy table seated are, 

Find equal freedom, equal fare," &c. 



256* THE FOREST. 

With his brave son, the prince ; they saw thy fires 
Shine bright on every hearth, as the desires 
Of thy Penates had been set on flame, 
To entertain them ; or the country came, 
With all their zeal, to warm their welcome here. 
What (great, 1 will not say, but) sudden chear 
Didst thou then make 'em ! and what praise was 

heap'd 

On thy good lady, then ! who therein reap'd 
The just reward of her high huswifry ; 
To have her linen, plate, and all things nigh, 
When she was far ; and not a room, but drest, 
As if it had expected such a guest! 
These, Penshurst, are thy praise, and yet not all. 
Thy lady's noble, fruitful, chaste withal. 
His children thy great lord may call his own; 7 
A fortune, in this age, but rarely known. 
They are, and have been taught religion ; thence 
Their gentler spirits have suck'd innocence. 
Each morn, and even, they are taught to pray, 
With the whole household, and may, every day, 
Read in their virtuous parents' noble parts, 
The mysteries of manners, arms, and arts. 
Now, Penshurst, they that will proportion thee 
With other edifices, when they see 
Those proud ambitious heaps, and nothing else, 
May say, their lords have built, but thy lord 

dwells. 

" TJiy great lord^ &c.] Robert Sidney, the second son of sir 
Henry Sidney, and brother of sir Philip, was knighted for his 
gallant behaviour at the battle of Zutphen, 1586 ; advanced to 
the dignity of baron Sidney of Penshurst by James, created 
viscount Lisle in 1605, and finally promoted to the earldom of 
Leicester in 1618. He is not flattered in these pleasing lines | 
for bis character was truly excellent. 



THE FOREST. 257 

III. 
To SIR ROBERT WROTH. 

How blest art thou, canst love the country, 
WROTH, 

Whether by choice, or fate, or both ! 
And though so near the city, and the court, 1 

Art ta'en with neither's vice nor sport: 
That at great times, art no ambitious guest 

Of sheriff's dinner, or mayor's feast. 
Nor com'st to view the better cloth of state, 

The richer hangings, or crown-plate ; 
Xorthrong'st (when masquingis) to have a sight 

Of the short bravery of the night ; 
To view the jewels, stuffs, the pains, the wit 

There wasted, some not paid for yet ! 
But canst at home, in thy securer rest, 

Live, with unbought provision blest ; 
Free from proud porches, or the gilded roofs, 

'Mongst lowing herds, and solid hoofs : 
Along the curled woods, and painted meads, 

Through which a serpent river leads 
To some cool courteous shade, which he calls his, 

And makes sleep softer than it is. 
Or if thou list the night in watch to break, 

A-bed canst hear the loud stag speak, 
In spring, oft roused for thy master's sport, 

Who for it makes thy house his court; 
Or with thy friends, the heart of all the year 

Divid'st, upon the lesser deer : 
In Autumn, at the partridge mak'st a flight, 

And giv'st thy gladder guests the sight ; 

8 And though so near the city and the court.] The seat of sir 
Robert Wroth was at Durance, in Middlesex. James was a 
frequent guest there. 

VOL, VIII. S 



258 THE FOREST. 

And in the winter, hunt'st the flying hare, 

More for thy exercise, than fare ; 
While all that follow, their glad ears apply 

To the full greatness of the cry : 
Or hawking at the river, or the bush,' 

Or shooting at the greedy thrush, 
Thou dost with some delight the day out- wear. 

Although the coldest of the year ! 
The whilst the several seasons thou hast seen 

Of flowery fields, of cop'ces green, 
The mowed meadows, with the fleeced sheep, 

And feasts, that either shearers keep ; 
The ripened ears, yet humble in their height, 

And furrows laden with their weight ; 
The apple-harvest, that doth longer last ; 

The hogs return'd home fat from mast ; 
The trees cut out in log, and those boughs made 

A fire now, that lent a shade ! 
Thus Pan and Sylvan having had their rites, 

Comus puts in for new delights ; 
And fills thy open hall with mirth and cheer, 

As if in Saturn's reign it were ; 
Apollo's harp, and Hermes' lyre resound, 

Nor are the Muses strangers found. 
The rout of rural folk come thronging in, 

(Their rudeness then is thought no sin) 

9 Or hawking at the river.] i. e. for the greater game, which 
frequented it. This, which was the afternoon's amusement, is 
noticed by many of our old writers. Sir Topasvfzs much attached 
to it, if we may trust Chaucer : 

" He couth hunt at the wild dere 
And ride an hawking by the rivcrc," &c. 

Again : 

" These fauconers upon a fair ri?ere 

That with the hawkis ban the heron slaine." 

Franklin's Talc. 



THE FOREST. 259 

Thy noblest spouse affords them welcome grace ; * 

And the great heroes of her race 
Sit mixt with loss of state, or reverence. 

Freedom doth with degree dispense. 
The jolly wassal walks the often round, 

And in their cups their cares are drown'd : 
They think not then, which side the cause shall 
leese, 

Nor how to get the lawyer fees. 
Such and no other was that age of old, 

Which boasts t' have had the head of gold. 
And such, since thou canst make thine own 
content, 

Strive, Wroth, to live long innocent. 
Let others watch in guilty arms, and stand 

The fury of a rash command, 
Go enter breaches, meet the cannon's rage, 

That they may sleep with scars in age ; 
And shew their feathers shot, and colours torn, 

And brag that they were therefore born. 
Let this man sweat, and wrangle at the bar, 

For every price, in every jar, 
And change possessions oftner with his breath, 

Than either money, war, or death : 
Let him, than hardest sires, more disinherit, 

And each where boast it as his merit, 
To blow up orphans, widows, and their states; 

And think his power doth equal fate's. 
Let that go heap a mass of wretched wealth, 

Purchased by rapine, worse than stealth, 
And brooding o'er it sit, with broadest eyes, 

Not doing good, scarce when he dies. 
Let thousands more go flatter vice, and win, 

By being organs to great sin ; 

1 Thy noblest spouse, &c.] This accomplished and learned 
lady has been already mentioned as the niece of sir Philip Sidney. 

S3 



THE FOREST. 

Get place and honour, and be glad to keep 

The secrets that shall break their sleep : 
And so they ride in purple, eat in plate, 

Though poison, think it a great fate. 
But thou, my Wroth, if I can truth % apply, 

Shalt neither that, nor this envy : 
Thy peace is made ; and when man's state is 
well, 

'Tis better, if he there can dwell. 
God wisheth none should wreck on a strange 
shelf: 

To him man's dearer, than t' himself," 
And howsoever we may think things sweet, 

He always gives what he knows meet ; 
Which who can use is happy : Such be thou. 

Thy morning's and thy evening's vow 
Be thanks to him, and earnest pray'r, to find 

A body sound, with sounder mind ; 
To do thy country service, thy self right; 

That neither want do thee affright, 
Nor death ; but when thy latest sand is spent, 

Thou may'st think life a thing but lent, 3 

1 God wisheth none should wreck on a strange shelf: 

To him man's dearer than t' himself.'] The sentiment, with 
the following verses, is taken from that celebrated passage in 
the 10th satire of Juvenal : 

Permittes ipsis etpendcre Numinibus, quid 
Conveniat nobis, rebusque sit utile nostris ; 
Nam projucundis aptissima quaeque dabunt dii. 

Conor est illis homo, quam sibi 

Orandum est, ut sit metis sana in corpore sano. 

A thelf) or shelve, is a bank of sand. WHAX. 

J Thou may'st think life a thing but lent.] This is a very beau- 
tiful Epode, honourable alike to the writer, and the subject ot 
it. How nobly do Jonson's lines rise above ttie common ad- 
dresses of his age 1 he is familiar with decorum, and moral with 
dignity ; while his unbounded command of classic images gives 
a force to his language, which readers his description of the 
humblest object intereiting. 



THE FOREST. 

IV. 

To THE WORLD. 

A Farewell for a Gentlewoman, 
virtuous and noble. 

False world, good-night ! since thou hast brought 

That hour upon my morn of age, 
Henceforth I quit thee from my thought, 

My part is ended on thy stage. 

Do not once hope that thou canst tempt 

A spirit so resolv'd to tread 
Upon thy throat, and live exempt 

From all the nets that thou canst spread. 

I know thy forms are studied arts, 
Thy subtle ways be narrow straits ; 

Thy courtesy but sudden starts, 

And what thou calfst thy gifts are baits. 

I know too, though thou strut and paint, 
Yet art thou both shrunk up, and old ; 

That only fools make thee a saint, 
And all thy good is to be sold. 

I know thou whole art but a shop 
Of toys and trifles, traps and snares, 

To take the weak, or make them stop : 
Yet art thou falser than thy wares. 

And knowing this should I yet stay, 
Like such as blow away their lives, 

And never will redeem a clay, 

Enamour'd of their golden gyves ? 



THE FOREST. 

Or having 'scaped shall I return, 
And thrust my neck into the noose, 

From whence so lately, I did burn, 
With all my powers, my self to loose? 

What bird, or beast is known so dull, 
That fled his cage, or broke his chain, 

And tasting air and freedom, wull 
Render his head in there again ? 

If these who have but sense, can shun 
The engines, that have them annoy'd ; 

Little for me had reason done, 
If I could not thy gins avoid. 

Yes, threaten, do. Alas, I fear 
As little, as I hope from thee : 

I know thou canst nor shew, nor bear 
More hatred, than thou hast to me. 

My tender, first, and simple years 
Thou didst abuse, and then betray ; 

Since stirr'dst up jealousies and fears, 
When all the causes were away. 

Then in a soil hast planted me, 

Where breathe the basest of thy fools 

Where envious arts professed be, 

And pride and ignorance the schools : 

Where nothing is examin'd, weigh'd, 
But as 'tis rumour'd, so believed ; 

Where every freedom is betray'd, 
And every goodness tax'd or grieved. 

But what we're born for, we must bear : 
Our frail condition it is such, 



THE FOREST. 263 

That what to all may happen here, 
If't chance to me, I must not grutch. 

Else I my state should much mistake, 

To harbour a divided thought 
From all my kind ; that for my sake, 

There should a miracle be wrought. 

No, I do know that I was born 

To age, misfortune, sickness, grief : 

But I will bear these with that scorn, 
As shall not need thy false relief. 

Nor for my peace will I go far, 

As wanderers do, that still do roam ; 

But make my strengths, such as they are, 
Here in my bosom, and at home. 



V. 

SONG. 
To CELIA. 

Come, my CELIA, let us prove, 4 
While we may, the sports of love ; 
Time will not be ours for ever : 
He at length our good will sever. 
Spend not then his gifts in vain. 
Suns that set, may rise again ; 
But if once we lose this light, 
'Tis with us perpetual night. 
Why should we defer our joys? 
Fame and rumour are but toys. 

* Come, my Celia, &c.] This beautiful song is to be found in 
the Fox. See vol. iii. p. 254. Wballey says, " this, and the 



264 THE FOREST. 

Cannot we delude the eyes 

Of a few poor houshold spies ; 

Or his easier ears beguile, 

So removed by our wile ? 

'Tis no sin love's fruit to steal, 

But the sweet theft to reveal : 

To be taken, to be seen, 

These have crimes accounted been. 

VI. 

To THE SAME. 

Kiss me, sweet : the wary lover 

Can your favours keep, and cover, 

When the common courting jay 

All your bounties will betray. 

Kiss again : no creature comes. 

Kiss, and score up wealthy sums 

On my lips thus hardly sundred, 

While you breathe. First give a hundred, 

Then a thousand, then another 

Hundred, then unto the other 

Add a thousand, and so more : 

Till you equal with the store, 

All the grass that Rumney yields, 

Or the sands in Chelsea fields, 

Or the drops in silver Thames, 

Or the stars that gild his streams, 

In the silent Summer-nights, 

When youths ply their stolen delights ; 

That the curious may not know 

How to tell 'em as they flow, 

And the envious, when they find 

What their number is, be pined. 

following are translation* from Catullus." Translations, they 
certainly are not ; but rery elegant and happy imitations of 
particular passages in that poet. 



THE FOREST. 265 

VII. 
SONG 

THAT WOMEN ARE BUT MEN*S 
SHADOWS. 

Follow a shadow, it still flies you, 

Seem to fly it, it will pursue : 
So court a mistress, she denies you ; 

Let her alone, she will court you. 
Say are not women truly, then, 
Styl'd but the shadows of us men ? 

At morn and even shades are longest; 

At noon they are or short, or none : 
So men at weakest, they are strongest, 

But grant us perfect, they're not known. 
Say are not women truly, then, 
Styl'd but the shadows of us men ? 

VIII. 
SONG. 

To SICKNESS. 

Why, DISEASE, dost thou molest 
Ladies, and of them the best? 
Do not men enow of rites 
To thy altars, by their nights 
Spent in surfeits ; and their days, 
And nights too, in worser ways ? 



266 THE FOREST. 

Take heed, Sickness, what you do, 
I shall fear you'll surfeit too. 
Live not we, as all thy stalls, 
Spittles, pest-house, hospitals, 
Scarce will take our present store ? 
And this age will build no more. 

Tray thee, feed contented then, 

Sickness, only on us men ; 

Or if it needs thy lust will taste 

Woman-kind ; devour the waste 

Livers, round about the town. 
But, forgive me, with thy crown 
They maintain the truest trade, 
And have more diseases made. 

What should yet thy palate please ? 

Daintiness, and softer ease, 

Sleeked limbs, and finest blood? 

If thy leanness love such food, 

There are those, that for thy sake, 

Do enough ; and who would take 

Any pains ; yea, think it price, 

To become thy sacrifice. 

That distill their husband's land 

In decoctions ; and are mann'd 

With ten emp'rics, in their chamber, 

Lying for the spirit of amber. 

That for the oil of talc dare spend 

More than citizens dare lend * 

Them, and all their officers. 

That to make all pleasure theirs, 

Will by coach, and water go, 

Every stew in town to know ; 

5 That for the oil of talc dare spend 

More than citizens dare lend.'] See yol. iv. p. 94. Whalley 
has strangely confounded this cosmetic with a nauseous unction 
for the tick in sheep. 



THE FOREST. 

Dare entail their loves on any, 

Bald or blind, or ne'er so many : 

And for thee at common game, 

Play away health, wealth, and fame. 
These, Disease, will thee deserve ; 
And will long, ere thou should'st starve, 
On their beds, most prostitute, 
Move it, as their humblest suit, 
In thy justice to molest 
ISfone but them, and leave the rest. 

IX. 

SONG. 
To CELIA.' 

Drink to me, only with thine eyes, 

And I will pledge with mine ; 
Or leave a kiss but in the cup, 

And I'll not look for wine. 

6 No part of Jonson has been so frequently quoted as this 
song, which, pleasing as it is, is not superior to many others 
scattered through his works. 

" I was surprized, (Cumberland says) the other day to find 
our learned poet Ben Jonson had been poaching in an obscure 
collection of love letters, written by the sophist Philostratus in 
a very rhapsodical stile, merely for the purpose of stringing 
together a parcel of unnatural far-fetched conceits, more cal- 
culated to disgust a man of Jonson's classical taste, than to put 
him upon the humble task of copying them, and then fathering 
the translation. The little poem he has taken from this despi- 
cable sophist is now become a very popular song." Observer^ 
No. Ixxir. 

Cumberland, who reasoned very loosely, was hardly aware, 
I think, of the extraordinary compliment he was paying Jonson 
in this passage. But why should he be surprised ? Did we not 
know that he was directed to Philostratus by a more skilful 
and excursive finger than his own, we might perhaps be surprised 
at finding the critic there ; but they must have a very imperfect 



268 THE FOREST. 

The thirst, that from the soul doth rise, 

Doth ask a drink divine : 
But might I of Jove's nectar sup, 

I would not change for thine. 

acquaintance with Jonson who are unprepared to meet with 
him in any volume which antiquity has bequeathed to us. 
It need not follow that our poet admired every writer that he 
read : he might not perhaps, have judged more favourably of 
Philostratus than Mr. Cumberland, or, rather, Dr. Bentley ; 
yet he had the address to turn him to some account : but to 
the quotations ; which, it must be added, are translated without 
much apparent knowledge of the original. 

" E/xoi 8s jtxovoij TrpOTnve TO Oj.ju,a<nv. Ei 8s |3aAe, TO<$ 
eA.j<n 7rpo<7<peptia'a, ) 7rAijp ^lAijjw-arajy TO sxmu/jta, xaj ow7coj 88s." 
Drink to me with thine eyes only Or, if thou wilt, putting 
the cup to thy lips, fill it with kisses, and so bestow it upon me." 
Lett. xxiv. 



xai TO 

ju,6V Trpoo-aya; TOJJ ^eiAscn, <r 8s o8a wii/cov." I, as soon as I 
behold thee, thirst, and taking hold of the cup, do not indeed 
apply that to my lips for drink, but thee." Lett. xxv. This is 
by no means the sense. It was riot thus that Jonson read Phi- 
lostratus. 



a o*s 

Ivtx. jw,rj ju,apau8r)." I scntthee 
a rosy wreath, not so much honouring thee (though this also is 
in my thoughts) as bestowing favour upon the roses, that so 
they might not be withered." Lett. xxx. 

<f EJ 8s /3#Ae< TI <piAcu papjso-Sa<, T Aeixf/ava auTav uvJ^ep.^ov, 
pyxeTi 7rvov7a p"o8ov ju-ovov aXAa xa< <rs." If thou wouldst do a 
kindness to thy lover, send back the reliques of the roses (I gave 
thee) no longer smelling of themselves only, but of thee." Lett. 
xxxi. 

Mr. Cumberland is quite scandalized at the omission of the 
poet's acknowledgments to Philostratus : this is very natural in 
so scrupulous a borrower as himself; but he ought to have 
known that this was not the practice of Jonson's times. 

It is a little singular that the artful arrangement of this song 
(which is peculiar to our poet) should have escaped the critics. 
Cumberland divides it into four stanzas ; so do the ingenious 
authors of the Anthology, who, from the incorrect manner in 
which they have given it, evidently overlooked the construction. 



THE FOREST. 269 

I sent thee late a rosy wreath, 

Not so much honouring thee, 
As giving it a hope, that there 

It could not wither'd be. 
But thou the reon didst only breathe, 

And sent'st it back to me: 
Since when it grows, and smells, I swear, 

Not of itself, but thee. 



X. 

PR^LUDIUM/ 

And must I sing ? what subject shall I choose ? 
Or whose great name in poets' heaven use, 
For the more countenance to my active muse? 

Hercules ? alas, his bones are yet sore, 
With his old earthly labours : t' exact more, 
Of his dull godhead, were sin. I'll implore 

7 This Praeladium, (which is merely sportive) together with 
the admirable Epode, to which it forms an introduction, must 
hare been among the earliest of Jonson's works, since both are 
prefixed to a volume of rare occurrence (obligingly communi- 
cated to me by T. Hill, Esq.) called " Love's Martyr, or Rosa* 
Jin's complaint. Allegorically shadowing the truth of Love in the 
constant fate of the Phoenix and Turtle now first translated out 
of the venerable Italian Torqnato Caeliano, by Robert Chester, 
to which are added some new compositions of several writers, 
J6"01." The Epode is immediately followed by " the Phoenix 
analyzed," and the " Ode" given below (8) both, as it would 
seem, by our author, though his name does not appear to them. 

Till the discovery of this volume, of which Whalley appa- 
rently knew nothing, these poems could scarcely be considered 
as intelligible. Shakspeare, Mansion, and Chapman united with 
Jonson in this commendation of the Phoenix, and " consecrated 
their verses (the Preface says) to the love and merit of the true 
noble knight, sir John Salisburie." 



270 THE FOREST. 

Phoebus. No, tend thy cart still. Envious day 
Shall not give out that I have made thee stay, 
And founder'd thy hot team, to tune my lay. 

Nor will I beg of thee, Lord of the vine, 
To raise my spirits with thy conjuring wine, 
In the green circle of thy ivy twine. 

Pallas, nor thee I call on, mankind maid, 
That at thy birth, mad'st the poor smith afraid, 
Who with his axe, thy father's midwife plaid. 

Go, cramp dull Mars, lightVenus, when he snorts, 
Or with thy tribade trine, invent new sports ; 
Thou nor thy looseness with my making sorts. 

Let the old boy, your son, ply his old task, 
Turn the stale prologue to some painted mask ; 
His absence in my verse, is all I ask. 

Hermes, the cheater, shall not mix with us, 
Though he would steal his sisters' Pegasus, 
And rifle him ; or pawn his petasus. 



THE PHCENJX ANALYSED. (8) 

Now after all, let no man 
Receive it for a fable, 
If a bird so amiable 

Do turn into a woman. 

Or, by our Turtle's augure, 

That nature's fairest creature 
Prove of his mistress' feature 

But a bare type and figure. 



THE FOREST. 271 

Nor all the ladies of the Thespian lake, 
Though they were crush'd into one form, could 

make 
A beauty of that merit, that should take 



ODE 



Splendor ! O more than mortal 
For other forms come short all, 
Of her illustrious brightness 
As far as sin's from lightness. 

Her wit as quick and sprightful 
As fire, and more delightful 
Than the stolen sports of lovers, 
When night their meeting covers. 

Judgment, adorn'd with learning 
Doth shine in her discerning, 
Clear as a naked vestal 
Closed in an orb of crystal. 

Her breath for sweet exceeding 
The Phoenix' place of breeding, 
But mix'd with sound, transcending 
All nature of commending. 

Alas then whither wade I 
In thought to praise this lady, 
When seeking her renowning 
My self am so near drowning? 

Retire, and say her graces 
Are deeper than their faces, 
Yet she's not nice to show them, 
Nor takes she pride to know them. 



272 THE FOREST. 

My muse up by commission ; no, I bring 

My own true fire : now my thought takes wing, 

And now an EPODE to deep cars I sing. 



XL 

EPODE. 

Not to know vice at all, and keep true state, 

Is virtue and not fate : 
Next to that virtue, is to know vice well, 

And her black spite expel. 
Which to effect (since no breast is so sure, 

Or safe, but she'll procure 
Some way of entrance) we must plant a guard 

Of thoughts to watch, and ward 
At the eye and ear, the ports unto the mind, 

That no strange, or unkind 
Object arrive there, but the heart, our spy, 

Give knowledge instantly, 
To wakeful reason, our affections' king : 

Who, in th' examining, 
Will quickly taste the treason, and commit 

Close, the close cause of it. 
Tis the securest policy we have, 

To make our sense our slave. 
But this true course is not embraced by many : 

By many ! scarce by any. 
For either our affections do rebel, 

Or else the sentinel, 
That should ring larum to the heart, doth sleep; 

Or some great thought doth keep 
Back the intelligence, and falsly swears, 

They are base, and idle fears 
Whereof the loyal conscience so complains. 

Thus, by these subtile trains, 



THE FOREST. 273 

Do several passions invade the mind, 

And strike our reason blind, 
Of which usurping rank, some have 1 thought love 

The first; as prone to move 
Most frequent tumults, horrors, and unrests, 

In our enflamed breasts: 
But this doth from the cloud of error grow, 

Which thus we over-blow. 
The thing they here call Love, is blind desire, 

Arm'd with bow, shafts, and fire ; 
Inconstant, like the sea, of whence 'tis born, 

Rough, swelling, like a storm : 
With whom who sails, rides on the surge of fear, 

And boils, as if he were 
In a continual tempest. Now, true love 

No such effects doth prove; 
That is an essence far more gentle, fine, 

Pure, perfect, nay divine ; 
It is a golden chain let down from heaven, 

Whose links are bright and even, 
That falls like sleep on lovers, and combines 

The soft, and sweetest minds 
In equal knots : this bears no brands, nor darts, 

To murder different hearts, 
But in a calm, and god-like unity, 

Preserves community. 
O, who is he, that, in this peace, enjoys 

The elixir of all joys ? 
A form more fresh than are the Eden bowers, 

And lasting as her flowers : 
Richer than Time, and as time's virtue rare 

Sober, as saddest care ; 
A fixed thought, an eye untaught to glance : 

Who, blest with such high chance 
Would, at suggestion of a steep desire, 

Cast himself from the spire 

9 And a^ time's virtue rare.] Truth, which is said prover- 
bially to be the daughter of Time. WHAL. 
VOL. VIII. T 



274 THE FOREST. 

Of all his happiness? But soft: I hear 

Some vicious fool draw near, 
That cries, we dream, and swears there's no such 
thing, 

As this chaste love we sing. 
Peace, Luxury, 1 thou art like one of those 

Who, being at sea, suppose, 
Because they move, the continent doth so. 

No, Vice, we let thee know, 
Though thy wild thoughts with sparrows wings 
do flie. 

Turtles can chastly die ; 
And yet (in this t' express ourselves more clear) 

We do not number here 
Such spirits as are only continent, 

Because lust's means are spent : 
Or those, who doubt the common mouth of fame, 

And for their place and name, 
Cannot so safely sin : their chastity 

Is mere necessity. 
Nor mean we those, whom vows and conscience 

Have fill'd with abstinence : 
Though we acknowledge, who can so abstain, 

Makes a most blessed gain. 
He that for love of goodness hateth ill, 

Is more crown-worthy still, 
Than he, which for sin's penalty forbears ; 

His heart sins, though he fears. 
But we propose a person like our Dove, 

Graced with a Phoenix' love ; 
A beauty of that clear and sparkling light, 

Would make a day of night, 

1 Peace, luxury.] i.e. lust. It is simply the Fr. luxure, then in 
general use. On this trite word, Steevens (under the name of 
Collins) has poured out, for the benefit of the youthful readers 

of Shakspeare, pages of the grossest indecency 

" verbis, nudum olido stans 

Fornice mancipium quibus abstinet /" 



THE FOREST. 275 

And turn the blackest sorrows to bright joys; 

Whose odorous breath destroys 
All taste of bitterness, and makes the air 

As sweet as she is fair. 
A body so harmoniously composed, 

As if nature disclosed 
All her best symmetry in that one feature! 

O, so divine a creature, 
Who could be false to ? chiefly, when he knows 

How only she bestows 
The wealthy'treasure of her love on him ; 

Making his fortunes swim 
In the full flood of her admired perfection ? 

What savage, brute affection, 
Would not be fearful to offend a dame 

Of this excelling frame ? 
Much more a noble, and right generous mind, 

To virtuous moods inclin'd, 
That knows the weight of guilt ; " he will refrain 

From thoughts of such a strain, 
And to his sense object this sentence ever, 

" Man may securely sin, but safely 
never." 

XII. 
EPISTLE 

To ELIZABETH COUNTESS OF 

RUTLAND.' 
MADAM, 

Whilst that for which all virtue now is sold, 
And almost every vice, almighty gold, 

* That knows the weight of guilt, &c.] This is from Seneca, 
the tragedian : 

Quid pcena presens conscice mentis pavor, 
Animusque culpa plenus, ft semet timens : 
Scelus aliqua tutu/n, nulla securum tulit. 

* Elizabeth countess of Rutland.] The lady to whom the 79th 

T2 



THE FOREST. 

That which, to boot with hell, is thought worth 

heaven 

And for it, life, conscience, yea souls are given, 
Toils, by grave custom, up and down the court, 
To every squire, or groom, that will report 
Well or ill, only all the following year, 
Just to the weight their this day's presents bear ; 
While it makes huishers serviceable men, 
And some one apteth to be trusted then, 
Though never after ; whiles it gains the voice 
Of some grand peer, whose air doth make rejoice 
The fool that gave it ; who will want and weep, 
When his proud patron's favours are asleep ; 
While thus it buys great grace, and hunts poor 

fame ; 
Runs between man and man ; 'tween dame and 

dame ; 

Solders crack'd friendship ; makes love last a day ; 
Or perhaps less : whilst gold bears all this sway, 
I, that have none to send you, send you verse. 
A present which, if elder writs rehearse 
The truth of times, was once of more esteem, 
Than this our gilt, nor golden age can deem, 
When gold was made no weapon to cut throats, 
Or put to flight Astrea, when her ingots 
Were yet unfound, and better placed in earth, 4 
Than here, to give pride fame, and peasants birth. 

epigram is addressed, daughter of sir Philip Sidney, and wife 
of Roger Manners, fifth earl of Rutland. She died before the 
appearance of this volume, as did her husband. 
* when her ingbts 

Were yet unfound^ and better placed in earth, fyc.] 

" Aurum irrepertum el sic melius titum 
Cum terra celet, spernerejortior 
Quum cogere human os in usus 
Omne iacrum rapknte dextra" HOE., 



THE FOREST. 277 

But let this dross carry what price it will 
With noble ignorants, and let them still 
Turn upon scorned verse their quarter-face: 
With you, I know, my offering will find grace. 
For what a sin 'gainst your great father's spirit, 
Were it to think, that you should not inherit 
His love unto the Muses, when his skill 
Almost you have, or may have when you will ? 
Wherein wise nature you a dowry gave, 
Worth an estate, treble to that you have. 
Beauty I know is good, and blood is more ; 
Riches thought most j but, madam, think what 

store 

The world hath seen, which all these had in trust, 
And now lie lost in their forgotten dust. 
It is the Muse alone, can raise toh eaven, 
And at her strong arm's end, hold up, and even, 
The souls she loves. Those other glorious notes, 
Inscribed in touch or marble, or the coats 
Painted, or carv'd upon our great men's tombs, 
Or in their windows, do but prove the wombs 
That bred them, graves : when they were born 

they died, 

That had no muse to make their fame abide. 
How many equal with the Argive queen, 
Have beauty known, yet none so famous seen? 
Achilles was not first, that valiant was, 
Or, in an army's head, that lock'd in brass 
Gave killing strokes. There were brave men before 
Ajax, or Idomen,* or all the store 

5 There were brave men before 

Ajax, or Idomen.] The sentiment is from Horace, lib. ir. 9. 

Vixerefortet ante Agamemnona 

Multi ; std omnes iUacrymabiles 

UrgentW) ignotique longa 

Noctc, carent quia vute sacro. WHAI 



278 THE FOREST. 

That Homer brought to Troy ; yet none so live, 

Because they lack'd the sacred pen could give 

Like life unto them. Who heav'd Hercules 

Unto the stars, or the Tyndarides? 

Who placed Jason's Argo in the sky, 

Or set bright Ariadne's crown so high? 

Who made a lamp of Berenice's hair, 

Or lifted Cassiopeia in her chair, 

But only poets, rapt with rage divine ? 

And such, or my hopes fail, shall make you shine. 

You, and that other star, that purest light, 

Of all Lucina's train, Lucy the bright ;* 

6 You, and that other star, that purest light 

Of all Lucina's train, Lucy the bright.] This, I presume, 
was Lucy countess of Bedford, to whom our author hath ad- 
dressed some epigrams, and who was particularly celeb rated by 
Dr. Donne. If what follows in the succeeding lines must be 
applied to him, one would imagine some little misunderstanding . 
was then subsisting between him and the poet ; though from 
the verses which Donne and Jonson have mutually wrote to 
each other, it appears there was always a very friendly cor- 
respondence between them. WUAX. 

No doubt of it : but Whalley is mistaken in the person here 
meant, "who is not Donne but Daniel. There is no necessity for 
wantonly stirring up new enmities, since Jonson is already 
charged with more than he ever felt ; and it is certain that he 
was at this time, and continued to the end of his life, the affec- 
tionate friend and admirer of Donne. 

That there was no cordiality between our poet and Daniel 
seems probable, and he here gives the reason of it. Daniel 
" envied" him. A little retrospect into hii history may shew, 
perhaps, that the assertion (setting aside the undoubted veracity 
of Jonson) has nothing improbable in it. Daniel was born in 
1562. At the age of seventeen he was admitted a commoner of 
Magdalen Hall, Oxford, where he continued three years. In 
1582 he came to London, and was recommended to the court 
through the interest of his brother-in-law, " the resolute John 
Florio." On the death of Spencer, in 1599, he succeeded to the 
Laureatship ; in other words, he became the court poet, and as 
such, was called on to furnish the complimentary poems, pa- 
geants, masques, &c. incidental to the situation. He seems, 
therefore, not unnaturally, to hare experienced some uneasiness 



THE FOREST. 279 

Than which a nobler heaven itself knows not ; 
Who, though she have a better verser got, 

when, soon after the accession of James I. Jonson was called 
upon to prepare the Masques of that gay period. This appears 
to be the very head and front of our poet's offending, unless it 
be added, that though he always thought and called Daniel 
t( a good and honest roan," he entertained no very lofty opinion 
of his style of poetry. 

Daniel however, numbered among his friends and patrons, 
the most distinguished characters of both sexes ; and it appears 
that he was not wanting in remonstrating against the attempt 
to supersede him, nor in using the interest which his talents and 
virtues had procured, to be permitted to resume what he pro- 
bably considered as the duties of his office. In the dedication 
of the Vision of the Twehe Goddesses, 1604, to the countess of 
Bedford, he expresses his thankfulness " for her preferring 
him to the queen, for this employment." The dedication is, in 
itself, sufficiently captious and querulous, and seems pointed, in 
some measure, at our poet. He was also called on to assist in 
the solemnity of creating Henry, prince of Wales ; when he 
wrote the masque or rather pageant of Tethys' Festival.* 

But Daniel's spirits were wounded, and he could not appa- 
rently brook the rising favour of his younger competitor. About 
a year after the publication of his first Masque, he printed his 
P/iilotas, with a dedication, in verse, to prince Henry, of which 
it is scarcely possible to read without emotion the simple and 
affecting conclusion: 

11 And I, although among the latter train 

And least of those that sung unto this land, 
Have borne my part, though in an humble strain, 
And pleased the gentler that did understand. 

* I take the earliest opportunity of correcting a mistake re- 
specting this " Solemnitie." It is stated, vol. vii. p 160, that the 
Masque ofOberon was performed before the Prince on the 5th 
of June, 1610. I have since been enabled to ascertain, by the 
kindness of Mr. Cohen, that the masque performed on that day 
was the Tethys of Daniel, to which therefore the description of 
the Master of the Ceremonies must be referred. I he Masque 
of Oberon was probably presented, as it is printed, after the 
Barriers, on the sixth day, or Thursday. The machinery of 
Tethys was furnished by Inigo Jones, and the accompaniments 
must have been very splendid. The poet's part was the least 
important, and consisted of little more than some pretty songs. 



280 THE FOREST. 

Or poet, in the court-account, than I, 
And who cloth me, though I not him, envy, 
Yet foi the timely favours she hath done, 
To my less sanguine muse, wherein she hath won 
My grateful soul, the subject of her powers, 
I have already used some happy hours, 

And never had my harmless pen at all 

Distain'd with any loose immodesty, 
Nor ever noted to be touch'd -with gall, 

To aggravate the worst man's infamy. 

But still have done the fairest offices 

To virtue and the time : yet nought prevails, 

And all our labours are without success, 
For either favour or our virtue fails. 

And therefore since I have outliv'd the date 
Of former grace, acceptance, and delight, 

I would my lines late born beyond the fate 
Of her spent line,* had never come to light 1 

So had I not been tax'd for wishing well, 
Nor now mistaken by the censuring stage, 

Nor in my fame and reputation fell, 

Which I esteem more than what all the age 

Or th' earth can give : But years hath done this wrong, 

To make me write too much, and live too long." 

He could not be beyond five and forty at this period of de- 
spondency : he remained, however, about the court for some 
time longer, probably till about 1615, in which year, Jonson, 
who was itill rising in reputation, obtained a fixed salary for 
his services, when this amiable man retired to Somersetshire, 
commenced farmer, and passed the remainder of his days in 
privacy, piety, and peace. 

Daniel was highly esteemed by queen Anne, and to this 
Jonson alludes in the text, while his great patron was James. 
Still, however, there seems no adequate cause for any hostility 
against Jonson, if he only made a fair advantage of his superior 
talents for the drama ; for which, it must be confessed, his 
rival wanted both energy and fancy, and which indeed, he la- 
ments, just above, that he ever attempted. 

* Of her spent line.] i. e. of queen Elizabeth's. 



THE FOREST. 281 

To her remembrance ; which when time shall 

bring 

To curious light, to notes I then shall sing, 
Will prove old Orpheus' act no tale to be : 
For I shall move stocks, stones, no less than he. 
Then all that have but done my Muse least grace, 7 
Shall thronging come, and boast the happy place 
They hold in my strange poems, which, as yet, 
Had not their form touch'd by an English wit. 
There, like a rich and golden pyramed, 
Born up by statues, shall I rear your head 
Above your under-carved ornaments, 
And shew how to the life my soul presents 
Your form imprest there : not with tickling 

rhymes, 

Or common-places, filch'd, that take these times, 
But high and noble matter, such as flies 
From brains entranced, and fill'd with extasies ; 
Moods, which the godlike Sidney oft did prove, 
And your brave friend and mine so well did love. 

Who, wheresoever he be 

The rest is lost. 

XIII. 

EPISTLE. 
To KATHARINE LADY AUBIGNY.' 

'Tis grown almost a danger to speak true 
Of any good mind, now; there are so few. 

7 Then all that have but done my Muse least grace, 

Shall thronging come.] This intimates a design the poet had 
of celebrating the ladies of his native country. WHAL. 

See vol. vii. p. 151. 

1 Lady Aubigny."] This lady has been already noticed. She 
was the daughter and sole heir of sir Geryase Clifton, and was 



282 THE FOREST. 

The bad, by number, are so fortified, 

As what they have lost t' expect, they dare deride. 

So both the prais'd and praisers suffer ; yet, 

For others ill ought none their good forget. 

I therefore, who profess myself in love 

With every virtue, wheresoe'er it move, 

And howsoever ; as I am at feud 

With sin and vice, though with a throne endued ; 

And, in this name, am given out dangerous 

By arts, and practice of the vicious, 

Such as suspect themselves, and think it fit, 

For their own capital crimes, to indict my wit; 

I that have suffer'd this ; and though forsook 

Of fortune, have not alter'd yet my look, 

Or so myself abandon'd, as because 

Men are not just, or keep no holy laws 

Of nature and society, I should faint ; 

Or fear to draw true lines, 'cause others paint: 

I, madam, am become your praiser ; where, 

If it may stand with your soft blush, to hear 

Yourself but told unto yourself, and see 

In my character what your features be, 

You will not from the paper slightly pass : 

No lady, but at some time loves her glass. 

And this shall be no false one, but as much 

Remov'd, as you from need to have it such. 

Look then, and see your self I will not say 

Your beauty, for you see that every clay ; 

And so do many more : all which can call 

It perfect, proper, pure, and natural, 

Not taken up o' the doctors, but as well 

As I, can say and see it doth excel ; 

married to lord Aubigny in 1607. The connection with a family 
so deservedly dear to James I. as the Stewarts, procured a 
peerage for her father, who was created in the following year, 
baron Clifton, of Leighton Bromswold, in Nottinghamshire. 



THE FOREST. 283 

That asks but to be censured by the eyes : 
And in those outward forms, all fools are wise. 
Nor that your beauty wanted not a dower, 
Do I reflect. Some alderman has power, 
Or cozening farmer of the customs, so 
To advance his doubtful issue, and o'erflow 
A prince's fortune : these are gifts of chance, 
And raise not virtue; they may vice enhance. 
My mirror is more subtle, clear, refined, 
And takes and gives the beauties of the mind ; 
Though it reject not those of fortune : such 
As blood, and match. Wherein, how more than 

much 

Are you engaged to your happy fate, 
For such a lot ! that mixt you with a state 
Of so great title, hirth, but virtue most, 
Without which all the rest were sounds, or lost, 
'Tis only that can time and chance defeat : 
For he that once is good, is ever great. 
Wherewith then, madam, can you better pay 
This blessing of your stars, than by that way 
Of virtue, which you tread? What if alone, 
Without companions ? 'tis safe to have none. 
In single paths dangers with ease are watch'd ; 
Contagion in the press is soonest catch'd. 
This makes, that wisely you decline your life 
Far from the maze of custom, error, strife, 
And keep an even, and unalter'd gait ; 
Not looking by, or back, like those that wait 
Times and occasions, to start forth, and seem. 
Which though the turning world may disesteem, 
Because that studies spectacles and shows, 
And after varied, as fresh objects, goes, 
Giddy with change, and therefore cannot see 
Right, the right way ; yet must your comfort be 
Your conscience, and not wonder if none asks 
For truth's complexion, where they all wear 
masks. 



THE FOREST. 

Let who will follow fashions and attires, 
Maintain their leigers forth for foreign wires, 
Melt down their husbands lands, to pour away 
On the close groom and page, on new-year's day, 
And almost all days after, while they live; 
They find it both so witty, and safe to give. 
Let them on powders, oils, and paintings spend, 
Till that no usurer, nor his bawds dare lend 
Them or their officers ; and no man know, 
Whether it be a face they wear or no. 
Let them waste body and state ; and after all, 
When their own parasites laugh at their fall, 
May they have nothing left, whereof they can 
Boast, but how oft they have gone wrong to man, 
And call it their brave sin : for such there be 
That do sin only for the infamy ; 
And never think, how vice doth every hour 
Eat on her clients, and some one devour. 
You, madam, young have learn'd to shun these 

shelves, 

Whereon the most of mankind wreck themselves, 
And keeping a just course, have early put 
Into your harbour, and all passage shut 
'Gainst storms or pirates, that might charge your 

peace; 

For which you worthy are the glad increase 
Of your blest womb, 1 made fruitful from above 
To pay your lord the pledges of chaste love ; 
And raise a noble stem, to give the fame 
To Clifton's blood, that is denied their name. 
Grow, grow, fair tree! and as thy branches shoot, 
Hear what the Muses sing above thy root, 
By me, their priest, if they can aught divine : 
Before the moons have fill'd their triple trine, 

1 the glad increase 

Of your blest womb, &c.] If this was the first child, (as 
seems probable) the " Epistle" was written in 1608. Lady Au- 
bigny brought her husband four sons and three daughters. Of 



THE FOREST. 285 

To crown the burden which you go withal, 
It shall a ripe and timely issue fall, 
T' expect the honours of great AUBIGNY ; 
And greater rites, yet writ in mystery, 
But which the fates forbid me to reveal. 
Only thus much out of a ravish'd zeal 
Unto your name, and goodness of your life, 
They speak ; since you are truly that rare wife, 
Other great wives may blush at, when they see 
What your tried manners are, what theirs should 

be ; 

How you love one, and him you should, how still 
You are depending on his word and will ; 
Not fashion'd for the court, or strangers eyes ; 
But to please him, who is the dearer prize 
Unto himself, by being so dear to you. 
This makes, that your affections still be new, 
And that your souls conspire, as they were gone 
Each into other, and had now made one. 
Live that one still ! and as long years do pass, 
Madam, be bold to use this truest glass ; 
Wherein your form you still the same shall find ; 
Because nor it can change, nor such a mind. 

the sons, three fell nobly in the field in the cause of their so- 
vereign ; the fourth, the eldest, lived to perform the last duties 
to his mangled remains, and died in 1655. 

To this nobleman Herrick has a poem in which he alludes 
to the disastrous fate of his family. Hesperides } p. 197. 
" Of all those three brave brothers, fain in war, 
(Not without glory) noble sir, you are, 
Despite of all concussions, left the stem 
To shoot forth generations like to them." 



256 THE FOREST. 

XIV. 
ODE. 



ON HIS BIRTH-DAY. 



Now that the hearth is crown'cl with smiling fire, 
And some do drink, and some do dance, 
Some ring, 
Some sing, 

And all do strive to advance 
The gladness higher; 

* To sir William Sidney, on Ms birth-day^ He was the eldest 
son of sir Robert Sidney, created earl of Leicester by king 
James, and a nephew of sir Philip Sidney. He died unmarried, 
and was buried in St. Paul's cathedral. WHAL. 

Sir William Sidney appears to have died about the same time 
with prince Henry ; so that this Ode must be placed among our 
author's earlier pieces. G. Wither (the Satyromastix) drew up 
some " Mournful Elegies" on the death of the latter, and ad- 
dressed them to sir William's father, in which he tells the noble 
lord that 

" His haplesse loss had more apparent been, 

But darken'd by the Other, 'twas unseen !" 
Furthermore to comfort him he presents him with an anagram 
on his son's name, which is about the worst that ever appeared. 

" GULIELMUS SlDNEIUS. 

En vilis gelidus sum. 

But 
Ei* nil luge, sidus sum." 

And which, lest the consolatory part of it should escape him, 
is thus explained at large : 

" Nor do I think it can be rightly said, 
You are unhappy in this One that's dead ^ 
For notwithstanding his first anagram, 
Frights, with Behold^ how cold and Tile I am; 
Yet in his last he seems more cheerful far, 
And joyes with Soft, mourn not, I am a star. 



THE FOREST. 28? 

Wherefore should I 
Stand silent by, 

Who not the least, 
Both love the cause, and authors of the feast ? 

Give me my cup, but from the Thespian well, 
That I may tell to SIDNEY what 
This day 
Doth say, 

And he may think on that 
Which I do tell ; 

When all the noise 
Of these forced joys, 
Are fled and gone, 
And he with his best Genius left alone. 

This day says, then, the number of glad years 
Are justly summ'd, that make you man ; 
Your vow 
Must now 

Strive all right ways it can, 
T' outstrip your peers : 

Since he doth lack 
Of going back 

Little, whose will 
Doth urge him to run wrong, or to stand still. 

Nor can a little of the common store 
Of nobles virtue, shew in you; 
Your blood 
So good 

And great, must seek for new, 
And study more : 

Nor weary, rest 
On what's deceas't. 

For they, that swell 
With dust of ancestors, in graves but dwell. 



288 THE FOREST. 

'Twill be exacted of your name, whose son, 
Whose nephew, whose grandchild you are ; 
And men 
Will then 

Say you have followed far, 
When well begun : 

Which must be now, 
They teach you how. 
And he that stays 
To live until to-morrow', hath lost two days. 

So may you live in honour, as in name, 
If with this truth you be inspired ; 
So may 
This day 

Be more, and long desired ; 
And with the flame 

Of love be bright, 
As with the light 

Of bonfires ! then 

The birth-day shines, when logs not burn, but 
men. 



To HEAVEN. 

Good and great GOD ! can I not think of thee, 

But it must straight my melancholy be ? 

Is it interpreted in me disease, 

That, laden with my sins, I seek for ease ? 

O be thou witness, that the reins dost know 

And hearts of all, if I be sad for show; 

And judge me after : if I dare pretend 

To aught but grace, or aim at other end. 

As thou art all, so be thou all to me, 

First, midst, and last, converted One, and Three ! 



THE FOREST. 289 

My faith, my hope, my love ; and in this state, 
My judge, my witness, and my advocate. 
Where have I been this while exiled from thee, 
And whither rapt, now thou but stoop'st to me? 
Dwell, dwell here still ! O, being every where, 
How can I doubt to find thee ever here ? 
I know my state, both full of shame and scorn, 
Conceived in sin, and unto labour born, 
Standing with fear, and must with horror fall, 
And destined unto judgment, after all. 
I feel my griefs too, and there scarce is ground, 
Upon my flesh t' inflict another wound : 3 
Yet dare I not complain, or wish for death, 
With holy PAUL, lest it be thought the breath 
Of discontent ; or that these prayers be 
For weariness of life, not love of thee. 4 



and there scarce is found 



Upon my flesh to inflict another wound."] Opposite to this 
passage, Whalley has written, in the margin of the old folio, 
(t Des Barreaux' Sonnet." What resemblance he found between 
this lowly expression of a broken spirit, and the daring fami- 
liarity of Des Barreaux' defiance, it is not easy to discover. I 
have nothing to object to the poetry of the Sonnet : its lan- 
guage too is good, but its sentiments are dreadful. 

If Jonson bad any thing in view besides the Scriptures, in 
this place, it might be the following verse of Euripides, which 
is quoted by Longinus, and praised for its nervous conciseness : 

xaxcov 8>j* x' OWXST' ecrd' o?nj Tedjj. 



4 This is an admirable prayer : solemn, pious, and scriptural. 
Jonson's religious impressions were deep and awful. He had, 
like all of us, his moments of forgetfulness ; but whenever he 
returned to himself, he was humble, contrite, and believing. 



VOL. VIII. U 



UNDERWOODS. 

CONSISTING OF 

DIVERS POEMS. 

- Cineri, gloria sera venit. MART. 



U2 



UNDERWOODS.] From the second folio, 1641. The poems 
collected under this head, (with the exception of a small number 
taken from published volumes,) were found amongst Jonson's 
papers. Whether he designed them all for the press cannot now 
be known : it is reasonable to suppose from the imperfect state 
in which many of them appear, that he did not. No selection, 
however, was made, though there appears some rude attempt 
to arrange them, with a reference to dates ; but the disposition 
of them, in general, is very incomplete, and marks of careless- 
ness and ignorance are visible in every page. Much is misplaced, 
or mutilated, and more, perhaps, is lost. It is singular that no 
notice or memorandum of any kind should hand down to us 
the name or condition of the editor or printer of this unfortu- 
nate volume, unless, as there is some reason to suspect, the 
whole was put to the press surreptitiously. 



TO 

THE READER, 

With the. same leave the ancients called that kind of 
body Sylva, or"fXfi, in which there were works of 
divers nature and matter congested; as the multi- 
tude call timber-trees promiscuously growing, a Wood 
or Forest ; so lam bold to entitule these lesser poems 
of later growth, by this of UNDERWOOD, out of the 
analogy they hold to the Forest in my former book, 
and no otherwise. 

BEN JONSON. 



POEMS OF DEVOTION. 



THE 



SINNER'S SACRIFICE 



I. 

To THE HOLY TRINITY. 
I. 

O HOLY, blessed, glorious Trinity 
Of persons, still one God in Unity. 
The faithful man's believed mystery, 

Help, help to lift 

Myself up to thee, harrow'd, torn, and bruised, 
By sin and Satan ; and my flesh misused, 
As my heart lies in pieces, all confused, 

O take my gift. 

II. 

All-gracious God, the sinner's sacrifice, 
A broken heart, thou wert not wont despise ; 
But 'bove the fat of rams, or bulls to prize, 

An offering meet, 

For thy acceptance : O, behold me right, 
And take compassion on my grievous plight ! 
What odour can be, than a heart contrite, 

To thee more sweet ? 



50-3 UNDERWOODS. 



III. 

Eternal Father, God, who didst create 
This all of nothing, gav'st it form and fate, 
And hreath'st into it life and light, with state 

To worship thee. 

Eternal God the Son, who not deniedst 
To take our nature ; becam'st man, and diedst, 
To pay our debts, upon thy cross, and criedst 

ALL'S DONE IN ME.* 

IV. 

Eternal Spirit, God from both proceeding, 
Father and Son ; the Comforter, in breeding 
Pure thoughts in man : with fiery zeal them 
feeding 

For acts of grace. 

Increase those acts, O glorious Trinity 
Of persons, still one God in Unity ; 
Till I attain the long'd-for mystery 

Of seeing your face, 

- 
V. 

Beholding one in three, and three in one, 

A Trinity, to shine in Union ; 

The gladdest light dark man can think upon ; 

O grant it me ! 

Father, and Son, and Holy Ghost, you three, 
All co-eternal in your majesty, 
Distinct in persons, yet in unity 

One God to see. 

1 All's done in me.] Alluding to the last words of our blessed 
Saviour, upon the Cross. " It is finished." 



UNDERWOODS. 299 



VI. 

My Maker, Saviour, and my Sanctifier ! 
To hear, to mediate, sweeten my desire 
With grace, with love, with cherishing entire : 

O, then how blest ! 
Among thy saints elected to abide, 
And with thy angels placed, side by side, 
But in thy presence, truly glorified 

Shall I there rest \ 



II. 

AN HYMN 
TO GOD THE FATHER. 

Hear me, O God ! 
A broken heart 
Is my best part: 

Use still thy rod, 
That I may prove 
Therein, thy love. 

If thou hadst not 
Been stern to me, 
But left me free, 

I had forgot 

Myself and thee. 

For, sin's so sweet, 
As minds ill bent 
Rarely repent, 

Until they meet 
Their punishment. 



300 UNDERWOODS. 

Who more can crave 

Than thou hast done ? 

That gav'st a son 
To free a slave : 

First made of nought ; 

With all since bought 

Sin, death, and hell 
His glorious name 
Quite overcame ; 

Yet I rebel, 

And slight the same. 

But, I'll come in, 
Before my loss, 

Me farther toss, 

As sure to win 
Under his cross. 



III. 

AN HYMN 
ON THE NATIVITY OF MY SAVIOUR. 

I sing the birth was born to-night, 
The author both of life and light ; 

The angels so did sound it. 
And like the ravish'd shepherds said, 
Who saw the light, and were afraid, 

Yet search'd, and true they found it. 

The Son of God, the Eternal King, 
That did us all salvation bring, 

And freed the soul from danger ; 



UNDERWOODS. 301 

He whom the whole world could not take, 1 
The Word, which heaven and earth did make, 

Was now laid in a manger. 

The Father's wisdom will'd it so, 
The Son's obedience knew no No, 

Both wills were in one stature ; 
And as that wisdom had decreed, 
The Word was now made Flesh indeed, 

And took on him our nature. 

What comfort by him do we win, 
Who made himself the price of sin, 

To make us heirs of glory ! 
To see this Babe, all innocence 
A martyr born in our defence ; 

Can man forget this story? 

* He whom the whole world could not take.'] i. e. contain, a 
latinism, Quern non capit. 



A 

CELEBRATION OF CHARIS. 

IN TEN LYRIC PIECES. 



CELEBRATION OF CHARIS, 



i. 

HlS EXCUSE FOR LOVING. 

Let it not your wonder move, 
Less your laughter, that I love. 
Though I now write fifty years, 1 
I have had, and have my peers; 
Poets, though divine, are men : 
Some have loved as old again. 
And it is not always face, 
Clothes, or fortune, gives the grace; 
Or the feature, or the youth : 
But the language, and the truth, 

1 Though I now write Jifty years.'] This fixes the date of this 
little collection to 1624, the last year of health, perhaps, which 
the poet ever enjoyed. 

There is a considerable degree of ease and elegance in these 
effusions ; and, indeed, it may be observed in general, of our 
poet's lyrics, that a vein of sprightliness and fancy runs through 
them which a reader of his epistles, &c. is scarcely prepared to 
expect. In the latter, Jonson, like several other poets of his 
age, or rather of his school, who also succeeded in lyrics, se- 
dulously reins in the imagination, and contents himself with 
strength of sentiment and thought, in simple but vigorous Ian. 
guage, and unambitious rhyme. His CHARTS has all the vivid 
colouring of the best ages of antiquity ; and it is truly delightful 
to mark the grace and ease with which this great poet plays 
with the boundless mass of his literary acquisitions. 
VOL. VIII. X 



306 UNDERWOODS. 

With the ardour, and the passion, 
Gives the lover weight and fashion. 
If you then will read the story, 
First, prepare you to be sorry, 
That you never knew till now, 
Either whom to love, or how : 
But be glad, as soon with me, 
When you know that this is she, 
Of whose beauty it was sung, 
She shall make the old man young, 
Keep the middle age at stay, 
And let nothing high decay ; 
Till she be the reason, why, 
All the world for love may die. 

II. 

HOW HE SAW HER. 

I beheld her on a day, 
When her look out-flourish'd May : 
And her dressing did out-brave 
All the pride the fields then have : 
Far I was from being stupid, 
For I ran and call'd on Cupid ; 
LOVE, if thou wilt ever see 
Mark of glory, come with me ; 
Where's thy quiver? bend thy bow ; 
Here's a shaft, thou art too slow ! 
And, withal, I did untie 
Every cloud about his eye; 
But he had not gain'd his sight 
Sooner than he lost his might, 
Or his courage ; for away 
Straight he ran, and durst not stay, 
Letting bow and arrow fall : 
Not for any threat, or call, 



UNDERWOODS. 507 

Could be brought once back to look. 
I fool-hardy, there up took 
Both the arrow he had quit, 
And the bow, with thought to hit 
This my object ; but she threw 
Such a lightning, as I drew, 
At my face, that took my sight, 
And my motion from me quite ; 
So that there I stood a stone, 
Mock'd of all, and call'd of one, 
(Which with grief and wrath I heard,) 
Cupid's statue with a beard ; 
Or else one that play'd his ape, 
In a Hercules his shape. 

III. 
WHAT HE SUFFERED. 

After many scorns like these, 
Which the prouder beauties please ; 
She content was to restore 
Eyes and limbs, to hurt me more, 
And would, on conditions, be 
Reconciled to Love and me. 
First, that I must kneeling yield 
Both the bow and shaft I held 
Unto her ; which Love might take 
At her hand, with oaths, to make 
Me the scope of his next draft, 
Aimed, with that self-same shaft* 
He no sooner heard the law, 
But the arrow home did draw, 
And, to gain her by his art, 
Left it sticking in my heart : 
Which when she beheld to bleed, 
She repented of the deed, 
X2 



308 UNDERWOODS. 

And would fain have chang'd the fate, 
But the pity comes too late. 
Loser-like, now, all my wreak 
Is, that I have leave to speak ; 
And in either prose, or song, 
To revenge me with my tongue ; 
Which how dexterously I do, 
Hear, and make example too. 



IV. 

HER TRIUMPH. 

See the chariot at hand here of Love, 

Wherein my Lady rideth ! 
Each that draws is a swan or a dove, 

And well the car Love guideth. 
As she goes, all hearts do duty 

Unto her beauty ; 

And enamour'd, do wish, so they might 
But enjoy such a sight, 
That they still were to run by her side, 
Through swords, through seas, whither she would 
ride. 

Do but look on her eyes, they do light 
All that Love's world compriseth ! 

Do but look on her hair, it is bright 
As Love's star when it riseth ! 

Do but mark, her forehead's smoother 

Than words that sooth her : 

And from her arched brows, such a grace 

Sheds itself through the face, 

As alone there triumphs to the life 

All the gain, all the good of the elements' strife. 



UNDERWOODS. 309 

Have you seen but a bright lily grow, 
Before rude hands have touch'd it? 

Have you mark'd but the fall o' the snow 
Before the soil hath smutch'd it ? 

Have you felt the wool of the bever ? 
Or swan's down ever? 

Or have smelt o' the bud of the briar? 
Or the nard in the fire ? 

Or have tasted the bag of the bee ? 

O so white ! O so soft ! O so sweet is she ! a 



V. 

HlS DISCOURSE WITH CuPID. 

Noblest CHAR is, you that are 
Both my fortune and my star, 
And do govern more my blood, 
Than the various moon the flood, 
Hear, what late discourse of you, 
LOVE and I have had ; and true. 
Mongst my Muses finding me, 
Where he chanced your name to see 
Set, and to this softer strain ; 
Sure, said he, if I have brain, 
This, here sung, can be no other, 
By description, but my mother ! 
So hath Homer praised her hair ; 
So Anacreon drawn the air 
Of her face, and made to rise 
Just about her sparkling eyes, 
Both her brows bent like my bow. 
By her looks I do her know, 

* The last two stanzas of the " Triumph" are gi?en in the 
Devirs an Ass, so that the opening one alone can bear the stamp 
of " fifty years." 



510 UNDERWOODS. 

Which you call my shafts. And see ! 

Such my mother's blushes be, 

As the bath your verse discloses 

In her cheeks, of milk and roses ; 

Such as oft I wanton in : 

And, above her even chin, 

Have you placed the bank of kisses, 

Where, you say, men gather blisses, 

Ripen'd with a breath more sweet, 

Than when flowers and west-winds meet. 

Nay, her white and polish'd neck, 

With the lace that doth it deck, 

Is my mother's : hearts of slain 

Lovers, made into a chain ! 

And between each rising breast, 

Lies the valley call'd my nest, 

Where I sit and proyne my wings 

After flight ; and put new stings 

To my shafts : her very name 

With my mother's is the same. 

I confess all, I replied, 

And the glass hangs by her side, 

And the girdle 'bout her waist, 

All is Venus, save unchaste. 

But alas, thou seest the least 

Of her good, who is the best 

Of her sex : but couldst thou, Love, 

Call to mind the forms that strove 

For the apple, and those three 

Make in one, the same were she. 

For this beauty yet doth hide 

Something more than thou hast spied. 

Outward grace weak love beguiles : 

She is Venus when she smiles ; J 

3 She is Venus when she smiles, &c.] From Anger ian us { 

Tres quondam nudas vidit Priameius heros 
Luce deas ; video tres quoque luce dcas : 



UNDERWOODS. 311 

But she's Juno, when she walks, 
And Minerva when she talks. 

VI. 
CLAIMING A SECOND KISS BY DESERT. 

CHARIS, guess, and do not miss, 
Since I drew a morning kiss 
From your lips, and suck'd an air 
Thence, as sweet as you are fair, 
What my Muse and I have done : 

Whether we have lost or won, 
If by us the odds were laid, 
That the bride, allow'd a maid, 
Look'd not half so fresh and fair, 
With the advantage of her hair, 
And her jewels to the view 
Of the assembly, as did you ! 

Hoc majus, tres uno in corpore ; Ccelia ridens 
Est VenuS) incedens Juno, Minerva loquens. 

This quotation (says Dr. Farmer) recalls to my memory a 
very extraordinary fact. A few years ago, at a great court on 
the continent, a countryman of ours (sir Charles Hanbnry Wil- 
liams) exhibited with many other candidates his complimental 
epigram on the birth-day, and carried the prize in triumph : 

O Regina orbis prima et pulckerrima : ridens 
Es Venus, incedens Juno, Minerva loquens. 

The compliment has since passed through other hands, and was, 
not long ago, applied to one who had as little of Venus and 
Juno in her, as her panegyrist had of originality. Minerva had 
nothing to do with either. 

* With the advantage of her hair.~\ Brides, in Jonson's days, 
were always led to the altar, with their hair hanging down. To 
this he alludes in several of his masques ; and H. Peacham, in 
describing the marriage of the princess Elizabeth with the 
Palsgrave, says that " the bride came into the chapell with a 
coronet of pearle on her head, and her haire disheveled, and 
hanging down over her shoulders." 



312 UNDERWOODS. 

Or that did you sit or walk, 
You were more the eye and talk 
Of the court, to-day, than all 
Else that glister'd in Whitehall ; 
So, as those that had your sight, 
Wish'd the bride were chang'd to-night, 
And did think such rites were due 
To no other Grace but you ! 

Or, if you did move to-night 
In the dances, with what spite 
Of your peers you were beheld, 
That at every motion swell'd 
So to see a lady tread, 
As might all the Graces lead, 
And was worthy, being so seen, 
To be envied of the queen. 

Or if you would yet have staid, 
Whether any would upbraid 
To himself his loss of time; 
Or have charg'd his sight of crime, 
To have left all sight for you. 
Guess of these which is the true ; 
And, if such a verse as this, 
May not claim another kiss. 



VII. 

BEGGING ANOTHER, 
ON COLOUR OF MENDING THE FORMER. 

For Love's sake, kiss me once again, 
I long, and should not beg in vain. 
Here's none to spy, or see ; 

Why do you doubt or stay ? 
I'll taste as lightly as the bee, 
That doth but touch his flower, and flies away. 



UNDERWOODS. 313 

Once more, and, faith, I will be gone, 
Can he that loves ask less than one ? 
Nay, you may err in this, 

And all your bounty wrong : 
This could be call'd but half a kiss ; 
What we're but once to do, we should do long. 

I will but mend the last, and tell 
Where, how, it would have relish'd well ; 
Join lip to lip, and try : 

Each suck the others breath, 
And whilst our tongues perplexed lie, 
Let who will think us dead, or wish our death. 

VIII. 
URGING HER OF A PROMISE. 

CHARIS one day in discourse 
Had of Love, and of his force, 
Lightly promis'd she would tell 
What a man she could love well : 
And that promise set on fire 
All that heard her with desire. 
With the rest, I long expected 
When the work would be effected ; 
But we find that cold delay, 
And excuse spun every day, 
As, until she tell her one, 
We all fear, she loveth none. 
Therefore, Charis, you must do't, 
For I will so urge you to't, 
You shall neither eat nor sleep, 
No, nor forth your window peep, 
With your emissary eye,* 
To fetch in the forms go by, 

5 With your emissary eye.] Oculis emissitiis. Plautus. WHAL, 



314 UNDERWOODS. 

And pronounce, which band or lace 

Better fits him than his face : 

Nay, I will not let you sit 

'Fore your idol glass a whit, 

To say over every purl ' 

There ; or to reform a curl ; 

Or with secretary Cis 

To consult, if fucus this 

Be as good, as, was the last : 

All your sweet of life is past, 

Make account, unless you can, 

And that quickly, speak your Man. 

IX. 

HER MAN DESCRIBED BY 
HER OWN DICTAMEN. 

Of your trouble, BEN, to ease me, 
I will tell what Man would please me. 
I would have him, if I could, 
Noble ; or of greater blood ; 
Titles, I confess, do take me, 
And a woman God did make me ; 
French to boot, at least in fashion, 
And his manners of that nation. 

Young I'd have him too, and fair, 
Yet a man ; with crisped hair, 
Cast in thousand snares and rings, 
For love's fingers, and his wings : 
Chestnut colour, or more slack, 
Gold, upon a ground of black. 

6 To say over every' purl.~\ i. e. to try. Purl, I believe, is 
wire whipt with cotton or silk, for puffing out fringe, lace, 
hair, &c. In some places it seems to mean the fringe ^itself : 
the old word is purrel. 



UNDERWOODS. 315 

Venus and Minerva's eyes, 
For he must look wanton-wise. 

Eyebrows bent, like.Cupid's bow, 
Front, an ample field of snow ; 
Even nose, and cheek withal, 
Smooth as is the billiard-ball : 
Chin as woolly as the peach ; 
And his lip should kissing teach, 
Till he cherish'd too much beard, 
And made Love or me afeard. 

He should have a hand as soft 
As the down, and shew it oft ; 
Skin as smooth as any rush, 
And so thin to see a blush 
Rising through it, ere it came ; 
All his blood should be a flame, 
Quickly fired, as in beginners 
In love's school, and yet no sinners. 

'Twere too long to speak of all : 
What we harmony do call, 
In a body, should be there. 
Well he should his clothes, too, wear, 
Yet no tailor help to make him; 
Drest, you still for man should take him, 
And not think he'd eat a stake, 
Or were set up in a brake/ 

Valiant he should be as fire, 
Shewing danger more than ire. 
Bounteous as the clouds to earth, 
And as honest as his birth ; 
All his actions to be such, 
As to do no thing too much : 

7 Or were set up in a brake.] The inclosure used by black- 
smiths and farriers, in which they put vicious and untractablr 
horses, which they cannot dress or shoe without that assistance, 
is commonly called a smith's brake. WHAL. 

But see Tol. in. p. 462. 



316 UNDERWOODS. 

Nor o'er-praise, nor yet condemn, 
Nor out-value, nor contemn ; 
Nor do wrongs, nor wrongs receive, 
Nor tie knots, nor knots unweave ; 
And from baseness to be free, 
As he durst love truth and me. 
Such a man, with every part, 
I could give my very heart; 
But of one if short he came, 
I can rest me where I am. 8 

X. 

ANOTHER LADY'S EXCEPTION, 
PRESENT AT THE HEARING. 

For his mind I do not care, 

That's a toy that I could spare : 

Let his title be but great, 

His clothes rich, and band sit neat, 

Himself young, and face be good, 

All I wish is understood. 

What you please, you parts may call, 

'Tis one good part I'd lie withal. 

8 This lively, gallant, and graceful description is above all 
praise. Anacreon is not more gay, nor Catullus more elegant, 
nor Horace more courtly, than this poet, -who is taken on the 
faith of the Shakspeare commentators, for a mere compound of 
Jul ness and spleen. 



MISCELLANEOUS POEMS.* 



i. 

THE MUSICAL STRIFE. 
A PASTORAL DIALOGUE. 

She. Come, with our voices, let us war, 

And challenge all the spheres, 
Till each of us be made a star, 
And all the world turn ears. 

He. At such a call, what beast or fowl, 

Of reason empty is ? 
What tree or stone doth want a soul, 
What man but must lose his ? 

She. Mix then your notes, that we may prove 

To stay the running floods ; 
To make the mountain quarries move, 
And call the walking woods. 

* I have little to add to what is already said, (p. 292,) ex- 
cept that many allowances must bu made for what follows. Few 
of these poems are dated, and fewer still bear titles explanatory 
of their subject. I hare availed myself of such collateral helps 
as I could any where find ; but much is necessarily left to the 
reader's own sagacity. The original text, which is grossly in* 
correct, has however been revised with great care. 



318 UNDERWOODS. 

He. What need of me ? do you but sing, 

Sleep, and the grave will wake : 
No tunes are sweet, nor words have sting, 
But what those lips do make. 

She. They say, the angels mark each deed, 

And exercise below ; 
And out of inward pleasure feed 
On what they viewing know. 

He. O sing not you then, lest the best 

Of angels should be driven 
To fall again, at such a feast, 
Mistaking earth for heaven. 

She. Nay, rather both our souls be strain'd 

To meet their high desire ; 
So they in state of grace retain'd, 
May wish us of their quire. 



II. 
A SONG. 

Oh do not wanton with those eyes, 
Lest I be sick with seeing; 

Nor cast them down, but let them rise, 
Lest shame destroy their being. 

O be not angry with those fires, 
For then their threats will kill me ; 

Nor look too kind on my desires, 
For then my hopes will spill me. 



UNDERWOODS. 319 

O do not steep them in thy tears, 

For so will sorrow slay me ; 
Nor spread them as distract with fears; 

Mine own enough betray me.' 



III. 

IN THE PERSON OF WOMANKIND. 
A SONG APOLOGETIC. 

Men, if you love us, play no more 

The fools or tyrants with your friends, 
To make us still sing o'er and o'er, 
Our own false praises, for your ends : 
We have both wits and fancies too, 
And if we must, let's sing of you. 

Nor do we doubt, but that we can, 

If we would search with care and pain, 
Find some one good, in some one man ; 
So going thorough all your strain, 
We shall at last, of parcels make 
One good enough for a song's sake. 



8 Mine own enough betray me."] How is it that this song is 
never mentioned by the critics ? Simply, I believe, because they 
never read it. Two or three of Jonson's lyrics are noticed by 
the earlier compilers of our Anthologies, and these hare been 
copied and re-copied a thousand times. Hence the Aikins et 
id genus omne form their opinion of the poet, and groan over 
his " tedious effusions/' With respect to the present, if it 
be not the most beautiful song in the language, I freely confess, 
for my own part, that I know not where it is to be found. 



320 UNDERWOODS. 

And as a cunning painter takes 
In any curious piece you see, 
More pleasure while the thing he makes, 
Than when 'tis made ; why, so will we. 
And having pleas'd our art, we'll try 
To make a new, and hang that by. 



IV. 

ANOTHER, 
IN DEFENCE OF THEIR INCONSTANCY 

Hang up those dull and envious fools 

That talk abroad of woman's change. 
We were not bred to sit on stools, 
Our proper virtue is to range : 
Take that away, you take our lives, 
We are no women then, but wives. 

Such as in valour would excel, 

Do change, though men,, and often fight, 
Which we in love must do as well, 
If ever we will love aright : 
The frequent varying of the deed, 
Is that which doth perfection breed. 

Nor is't inconstancy to change 

For what is better, or to make, 
By searching, what before was strange, 
Familiar, for the uses sake : 

The good from bad is not descried, 
But as 'tis often vext and tried. 



UNDERWOODS. 321 

And this profession of a store 

In love, doth not alone help forth 
Our pleasure ; but preserves us more 
From being forsaken, than doth worth : 
For were the worthiest- woman curst 
To love one man, he'd leave her first. 

V. 

A NYMPH'S PASSION. 

I love, and he loves me again, 

Yet dare I not tell who ; 
For if the nymphs should know my swain, 
I fear they'd love him too; 
Yet if he be not known, 
The pleasure is as good as none, 
For that's a narrow joy is but our own. 

I'll tell, that if they be not glad, 

They yet may envy me ; 
But then if I grow jealous mad, 
And of them pitied be, 

It were a plague 'bove scorn : 

And yet it cannot be forborn, 

Unless my heart would, as my thought, be torn. 

He is, if they can find him, fair, 

And fresh and fragrant too, 
As summer's sky, or purged air, 
And looks as lilies do 
That are this morning blown ; 
Yet, yet I doubt he is not known, 
And fear much more, that more of him be shown. 

But he hath eyes so round, and bright, 
As make away my doubt, 

VOL. VIII. Y 



322 

Where Love may all his torches lig ht 
Though hate had put them out : 
But then, t' increase my fears, 
What nymph soe'er his voice but hears, 
Will be my rival, though she have but ears. 

I'll tell no more, and yet I love, 

And he loves me ; yet no 
One unbecoming thought doth move 
From either heart, 1 know; 
But so exempt from blame, 
As it would be to each a fame, 
If love or fear would let me tell his name. 

VI. 

THE HOUR-GLASS.* 

Consider this small dust, here, in the glass, 

By atoms mov'd : 
Could you believe, that this the body was 

Of one that lov'd ; 

9 The Hour-glass.] In two small editions containing part of our 
author's poems, printed in 1640, the title of this epigram is, On 
tt Gentlewoman -working by an Hour-glass. The verses are like- 
wise of a different measure, and I think more agreeable to the 
ear : I shall give the whole as it stands in those copies, and 
afterwards subjoin the original, of which the English is only a 
translation. 

ON A GENTLEWOMAN 

WORKING BY AN HOUR-GLASS. 

'* Do but consider this small dust, 
Here running in the glass, 

By atoms mov'd ; 

Would you believe that it the body was 
Of one that lov'd ? 

And in his mistress' Barnes playing like a flie, 
Was turned into cinders by her eye ? 
Yes ; as in life, so in their deaths unblest, 
A lover's ashes never can find rest.'' WHAL. 



UNDERWOODS. 323 

And in his mistress' flame, playing like a fly, 
Was turn'd to cinders by her eye : 

It matters littlp which we take : the version in Drummond's 
folio is the worst, but all are imperfect. I have made a trifling 
change or two in the arrangement; for as the lines stood be- 
fore, some of them had no correspondent rhymes. The whole, 
as Whalley observes, is from the Latin of Jerom Amaltheus, 
one of the most ingenious and elegant of the modern Italian 
poets. 

HOROLOGIUM PULVEREUM, TuMULUS ALCIPPI. 

Perspicuo in vitro pulvis qui dividit horas, 
Dum vagus angustum scepe recurrit tier, 

Olim erat Alcippus, qui Gallce ut vidit ocellos y 
Arsity et est ctzcofactus ab igne cinis. 

Irrequiete cinis, miseros testabere amantes 
More tuo nulla posse quietefrui. 

IOLJE TUMULUS. 
Horantm in vitro pulvis nunc mensor t lolee 

Sunt cinercs, urnam condidit acer amor ; 
Ut, si quce extincto remanent in amorefavilla, 

Nee jam tutus cat, nee requietus amet. 

It appears that this little translation was made by Jonson, 
at the request of his " friend" Drummond, on his auspicious visit 
to that mirror of sincerity and hospitality. In Drummond's 
folio it is prefaced with an address so respectful, so cordial and 
affectionate, as to raise a doubt whether the perversity was in 
the head or the heart of the man, who could withdraw, upon 
receiving it, to his closet, and deliberately commit to his note- 
book a series of base and venomous accusations against the 
moral and religious character of his unsuspecting guest. 

" To the Honouring Respect 

Born 

To the Friendship contracted with 

The Right Virtuous and Learned 

MASTER WILLIAM DUUMMOND, 

And the Perpetuating the same by all Offices of Love 

Hereafter, 
I Benjamin Jonson, 

Whom he hath honoured with the leave to be called his, 
Have with my own hand, to satisfy his Request, 

Written this imperfect Song, 
On a Lover's Dust, made sand for an Hour-glass.'' 



324 UNDERWOODS. 

Yes ; and in death, as life unblest. 

To have 't exprest, 
Ev'n ashes of lovers find no rest. 



VII. 

MY PICTURE, 
LEFT IN SCOTLAND. 

I now think, Love is rather deaf than blind, 
For else it could not be, 
That she, 

Whom I adore so much, should so slight me, 
And cast my suit behind : 
I'm sure my language to her was as sweet, 
And every close did meet 
In sentence of as subtle feet, 
As hath the youngest he, 
That sits in shadow of Apollo's tree. 

Oh ! but my conscious fears, 

That fly my thoughts between, 
Tell me that she hath seen 
My hundreds of gray hairs, 

Told seven and forty years, 
Read so much waste, as she cannot embrace 
My mountain belly, and my rocky face, 
And all these, through her eyes, have stopt her 
ears. 

The verses then follow, miserably printed, it must be con- 
fessed ; after which Jonson, with the same warmth of heart 
subjoins : " Yet that love, when it is at full, may admit heaping, 
receive another ; and this a Picture of myself.'' It would seem, 
from the above, that Drummond kept a kind of Album, in which 
he had desired our author to insert something in his own 
writing. The second piece is No. VII. 



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VIII. 
AGAINST JEALOUSY. 

Wretched and foolish jealousy, 
How cam'st thou thus to enter me? 

I ne'er was of thy kind ; 
Nor have I yet the narrow mind 

To vent that poor desire, 
That others should not warm them at my fire : 

I wish the sun should shine 
On all men's fruits and flowers, as well as mine. 

But under the disguise of love, 

Thou say'st, thou only cam'st to prove 

What my affections were. 
Think'st thou that love is help'd by fear ? 

Go, get thee quickly forth, 
Love's sickness, and his noted want of worth, 

Seek doubting men to please, 
I ne'er will owe my health to a disease, 

IX. 
THE DREAM. 

Or scorn, or pity, on me take, 
I must the true relation make, 

I am undone to-night : 
Love in a subtle dream disguised, 

Hath both my heart and me surprised, 
Whom never yet he durst attempt awake; 
Nor will he tell me for whose sake 
He did me the delight, 
Or spight; 
But leaves me to inquire, 

Sin all my wild desire, 
Of Sleep again, who was his aid, 
And Sleep so guilty and afraid, 
As since he dares not come within my sight. 



UNDERWOODS. 

X. 

AN EPITAPH 
ON MASTER VINCENT CORBET.* 

I have my piety too, which, could 
It vent itself but as it would, 
Would say as much as both have done 
Before me here, the friend and son : 
For I both lost a friend and father, 
Of him whose bones this grave doth gather, 
Dear VINCENT CORBET^ whoso long- 
Had M'restled with diseases strong, 
That though they did possess each limb, 
Yet he broke them, ere they could him, 

1 An epitaph on master Vincent Corbet.] He was the father 
of bishop Corbet, and lived at Twickenham, where he followed 
the business of a gardener, and was famous for his nurseries and 
plantations of trees. We find an allusion both to the genius of 
his son, and his own eminence in his trade, in the following 
verses. WHAL. 

This beautiful epitaph, as it is justly termed by Mr. Gilchrist, 
in his late edition of the Bishop's poems, was written in 1619, 
the year in which this good old man died. It seems intended as 
a kind of sequel to his son's elegy, which is simple and affecting, 
though occasionally tinctured with the peculiar humour of the 
writer, while Ben's poem is solemn, affectionate, and pathetic 
throughout. Who the " friend" was that preceded our poet in 
his tribute of regard to the worth of Vincent Corbet, I know 
not: so excellent a character found many, perhaps, to weep 
upon his grave. 

* Who so long 
Had struggled, &c.] Thus his son : 

" Years he liv'd well mghfourscore, 
But count his virluws, he liv'd more : 
And number him by doing good, 
He liv'd their age beyond the flood." 



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With the just canon of his life, 
A life that knew nor noise, nor strife ; 
But was, by sweetning so his will, 
All order and disposure still. 

His mind as pure, and neatly kept, 
As were his nurseries, and swept 
So of uncleanness, or offence, 
That never came ill odour thence ! 
And add his actions unto these, 
They were as specious as his trees. 
'Tis true, he could not reprehend 
His very manners taught t' amend, 
They were so even, grave and holy ; 
No stubbornness so stiff, nor folly 
To license ever was so light, 
As twice to trespass in his sight : 
His looks would so correct it, when 
It chid the vice, yet not the men. 
Much from him, I profess I won, 
And more, and more, I should have done, 
But that I understood him scant, 
Now I conceive him by my want; 
And pray who shall my sorrows read, 
That they for me their tears will shed; 
For truly, since he left to be, 
I feel, I'm rather dead than he ! 

Reader, whose life and name did e'er become 

An Epitaph, deserv'd a Tomb : 
Nor wants it here through penury or sloth, 

Who makes the one, so it be first, makes both. 



328 UNDERWOODS. 

XL* 

ON THE PORTRAIT OF SHAKSPEARE. 
To THE READER. 

This figure that thou here seest put, 
It was for gentle SHAKSPEARE cut, 
Wherein the graver had a strife 
With nature, to out-do the life : 
O could he but have drawn his wit 
As well in brass, as he has hit 
His face ; the print would then surpass 
All that was ever writ in brass : 
But since he cannot, reader, look 
Not on his picture, but his book.* 

* I hare thought it best to interrupt the arrangement of the 
old folio, in this place, for the sake of inserting such scattered 
pieces of Jonson, as have not hitherto found a place in his 
works, together with such as Whalley had improperly subjoined 
to his Epigrams, which being published under the author's own 
care, should naturally terminate where he chose to stop short 
himself. 

* These verses are printed with Jonson's name under the 
portrait of Shakspeare, prefixed as a frontispiece to the first 
edition of his works in folio, 1623. 

" This print (engraved by Martin Droeshout) gives us a 
truer representation of Shakespeare, than several more pompous 
memorials of him ; if the testimony of Ben Jonson may be 
credited, to whom he was personally known. Unless we sup- 
pose that poet to have sacrificed his veracity to the turn of 
thought in his epigram, which is very improbable, as he might 
have been easily contradicted by several that must have remem- 
bered so celebrated a person." 

Granger's Biog. Hist of Eng. 8vo. 1775, vol. ii. p. 6. 



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XII. 

TO THE MEMORY OF MY BELOVED 

MASTER WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE, 

AND WHAT HE HATH LEFT US. 

To draw no envy, SHAKSPEARE, on thy name, 
Am I thus ample to thy book and fame ; 
While I confess thy writings to be such, 
As neither man, nor Muse, can praise too much. 
Tis true, and all men's suffrage. But these ways 
Were not the paths I meant unto thy praise ; 
For silliest ignorance on these may light, 
Which, when it sounds at best, but echoes right ; 
Or blind affection, which doth ne'er advance 
The truth, but gropes, and urgeth all by chance ; 
Or crafty malice might pretend this praise, 
And think to ruin, where it seem'd to raise. 
These are, as some infamous bawd, or whore, 
Should praise a matron ; what could hurt her 

more? 

Butthou art proof against them, and, indeed, 
Above the ill fortune of them, or the need. 
I therefore will begin : Soul of the age ! 
The applause! delight! the wonder of our stage! 
My SHAKSPEARE rise ! I will not lodge thee by 
Chaucer, or Spenser, or bid Beaumont lie 
A little further off, to make thee room :* 
Thou art a monument without a tomb, 

4 My Shakspeare rise ; I will not lodge thee by 

Chaucer^ or Spenser, or bid Beaumont lie 

A little further off, to make thee room.] These verses allude 
to an Elegy on Shakspearc, written by W. Basse, which is 
here subjoined : 

" Renowned Spenser, lie a thought more nigh 
To learned Chaucer ; and, rare Beaumont, lie 



330 UNDERWOODS. 

And art alive still, while thy book doth live 
And we have wits to read, and praise to give. 
That I not mix thee so, my brain excuses, 
I mean with great, but disproportion^ Muses : 
For if I thought my judgment were of years, 
I should commit thee surely with thy peers, 
And tell how far thou didst our Lily outshine,* 
Or sporting Kyd, or Marlow's mighty line. 



A little nearer Spenser, to make room 

For Shakespear in your threefold, fourfold tomb. 

To lodge all four in one bed make a shift, 

For, until doomsday hardly will a fifth, 

Betwixt this day and that, by fates be slain, 

For whom your curtains need be drawn again. 

But if precedency in death doth bar 

A fourth place in your sacred sepulchre, 

Under this sable marble of thine own, 

Sleep, rare tragedian, Shakespeare, sleep alone : 

Thy unmolested peace, in an unshared care, 

Possess as lord, not tenant of thy grave. 

That unto us, and others, it may be 

Honour hereafter to be laid by thee.'' WHAL. 

5 And tell how far thou didst our Lily outshine^ 

Or sporting Kyd, or Marloto's mighty line^] These were in 
possession of the theatre when Shakspeare first appeared, and 
enjoyed a high degree of popularity. Of Kyd little is known, 
except that he was the author of the Spanish Tragedy ; though 
he must undoubtedly have had many other pieces on the stage. 
Lily was a pedantic and affected writer, with considerable 
talents, not indeed for the drama, but for the rude, verbose 
romance of those days, and which had a striking influence not 
only on our colloquial, but written language. 

Marlow's mighty line is not introduced at random. Marlow 
has many lines which have not hitherto been surpassed. His 
two parts of Tamburlaine^ though simple in plot and naked in 
artifice, have yet some rude attempts at consistency of cha- 
racter, and many passages of masculine vigour and lofty poetry. 
Even the bombast lines which Shakspeare has put into the 
mouth of Pistol, are followed by others, in the same scene, and 
even in the same speech, which the great poet himself might 
have fathered without disgrace to his superior powers. 



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And though thou hadst small Latin and less 

Greek, 

From thence to honour thee, I will not seek 
For names : but call forth thund'ring Eschylus, 
Euripides, and Sophocles to us, 
Pacuvius, Accius, him of Cordoua dead, 
To live again, to hear thy buskin tread, 
And shake a stage : or when thy socks were on, 
Leave thee alone for the comparison 
Of all, that insolent Greece, or haughty Rome 
Sent forth, or since did from their ashes come. 
Triumph, my Britain, thou hast one to show, 
To whom all scenes of Europe homage owe. 
He was not of an age, but for all time ! 
And all the Muses still were in their prime, 

Marlow had the sublimity of Milton, without the taste and 
inspiration. It is not just to consign him to ridicule. lie and 
his contemporary Peele, were produced just as the chaos of 
ignorance was breaking up : they were among the earliest to 
perceive the glimmering of sense and nature, and struggled to 
reach the light. 

Marlow's end, like his career, was miserable. He fell (see 
vol. i. p. 104) in a brothel squabble ; and the doating Aubrey, 
who implicitly swallows every idle story, and confounds every 
true one, tells us that he was killed by Ben Jonson ! 

Our author's attachment to Marlow was not unknown, nor 
were his praises of him singular. He, (Cris. Marlow,) says a 
writer of the last century, wrote besides plays, a poem called 
Hero and Leander, of whose (< mighty lins" master Jonson, a 
man sensible enough of his own abilities, was often heard to 
say, that they were examples fitter for admiration than parallel." 
What! the " envious" Ben ? Impossible. 

Drayton thus characterises him : 

** Next Marlow, bathed in the Thespian springs, 
Had in him those brave translunary things 
That the first poets had : his raptures were 
All air and fire, which made his verses clear; 
For that fine madness he did still retain, 
Which rightly should possess a poet's brain.'' 



332 U NDERWOODS. 

When, like Apollo, he came forth to warm 

Our ears, or like a Mercury to charm ! 

Nature herself was proud of his designs, 

And joy'd to wear the dressing of his lines ! 

Which were so richly spun, and woven so fit, 

As, since, she will vouchsafe no other wit. 

The merry Greek, tart Aristophanes, 

Neat Terence, witty Plautus, now not please ; 

But antiquated and deserted lie, 

As they were not of nature's family. 

Yet must I not give nature all ; thy art, 

My gentle Shakspeare, 5 must enjoy a part. 

For though the poet's matter nature be, 

His art doth give the fashion : and, that he 

Who casts to write a living line, must sweat, 

(Such as thine are) and strike the second heat 

Upon the Muses anvil ; turn the same, 

And himself with it, that he thinks to frame ; 

Or for the laurel, he may gain a scorn ; 

For a good poet's made, as well as born. 

And such wert thou ! Look how the father's face 

Lives in his issue, even so the race 

Of Shakspeare's mind and manners brightly 

shines 

In his well torned, and true filed lines : 
In each of which he seems to shake a lance, 
As brandish'd at the eyes of ignorance. 



* My gentle Shakspeare.] The uncommon fondness of Jonson 
for Shakspeare is visible upon every mention of his name. 
This is the second time that he has applied the epithet of gentle 
to him, which is now become a part of his name. Just below, 
he calls him the Sweet Swan of Avon : It would have killed 
Mr. Malone's heart to acknowledge that the two most en- 
dearing appellations by which this great poet has been known 
and characterised for nearly two centuries, were first bestowed 
upon him by " old Ben, who persecuted his memory with 
clumsy sarcasm, and restless malignity.'' 



UNDERWOODS. 333 

Sweet Swan of Avon ! what a sight it were 

To see thee in our water yet appear, 

And make those flights upon the banks of 

Thames, 

That so did take Eliza, and our James ! 
But stay, I see thee in the hemisphere 
Advanced, and made a constellation there! 
Shine forth, thou Star of poets, and with rage, 
Or influence, chide, or cheer the drooping stage, 
Which, since thy flight from hence, hath mourn'd 

like night, 
And despairs day, hut for thy volume's light. 6 

" And despairs day^ but for thy volume's light.] The two 
greatest poets of our nation have been divided in their senti- 
ments of the testimony which Jonson gives in these verses to 
the merits and the genius of Shakespear. Jonson, it must be 
owned, was not formed to that facility of praise, which flows 
indiscriminately where prejudice or humour point the way. 
His suffrage was never given, but matured by judgment, and 
authorised by science. Mr. Dryden calls it an invidious and 
sparing, but I incline to Mr. Pope's opinion in thinking it an 
ample and honourable panegyrick to the memory of his friend. 

WHAL. 

I should conceive that every unprejudiced reader must be of 
Whalley's mind. But is it possible to be silent and hear the 
warmest encomium, the most affectionate tribute of praise, that 
was ever offered to the memory of departed worth and genius, 
taxed with envy by every scribbler who is profligate enough to 
belie his understanding for the sake of indulging his malice? 
Jonson not only sets Shakspeare above his contemporaries, but 
above the ancients, whose works himself idolized, and of whose 
genuine merits he was, perhaps, a more competent judge than 
any scholar of his age : yet for this glowing effusion, which 
does more credit to the talents and genius of Shakspeare than 
all that has since appeared on those subjects, Mr. Malone 
sneers at him, and Mr. Steevens adds to the insult. 4< Now let 
us compare the present eulogium of old Ben with such of his 
other sentiments as hare reached posterity :'' and he deliberately 
proceeds to re-copy the vile forgery of Macklin, which had 
been just detected and exposed in the preceding volume. 

With respect to the critical notions of Dryden, I utterly 



334 UNDERWOODS. 

XIII. 

ON THE HONOURED PoEMS 

OF HIS HONOURED FRIEND, 

SIR JOHN BEAUMONT, BARONET.* 

This book will live ; it hath a Genius ; thTs 
Above his reader, or his praiser, is. 

disclaim them. He saw clearly, and decided justly, where his 
interest or his passions did not interpose ; but this was so fre- 
quently the case, that no reliance can be securely placed on 
any one opinion which he ever advanced. He hated, and what 
must astonish a reader of the present day, feared Shadwell ; 
and because Shadwell spoke with respect of Jonson, and pre- 
ferred him to all the dramatic writers of his own times, Dryden 
laboured to decry and injure him. This is the true secret of his 
criticism. 

It must mightily console the admirers of Shakspeare to find 
one so tremblingly alive to his reputation, as to discover a spirit 
of detraction in the panegyric of Jonson, thus atoning for the 
injustice, in his own name. " Shakspeare writes (Dryden says) 
in many places below the dullest writers of ours or any precedent 
age. He is the very Janus of poets ; he wears almost every where 
two faces ; and you have scarce begun to admire the one ere you 
despise the other. His plots are lame, and made up, many of 
them, of some ridiculous and incoherent story, which in one 
play many times took up the business of an age. Many of his 
plays, as the Winter's Tale, Love's Labour Lost, and Measure for 
Measure, are either grounded on impossibilities, or, at least, so 
meanly written, that the comedy neither caused your mirth, 
nor the serious part your concernment." 

I have yet a word to say of Dryden. Of all the dramatic 
writers of Charles's days, who traded in obscenity and profane- 
ness, he is by far the most inexcuseable. Nothing can be so 
stupid, nothing so loathsome as his perpetual struggle to be im- 
pious and immoral. It is evident that Nature built up this great 
poet for the defence of wisdom and .virtue ; and it is truly shock- 
ing to see him laboriously lashing and spurring his reluctant and 
jaded powers forward in the cause of vice. He is wicked by 
mere effort ; but, happily, not dangerous : and it is hard to 
decide whether his reader or himself is most obliged to the 
dulness which renders his mischievous propensities so innoxious. 

1 On the honoured poems of his honoured friend, sir John Beau. 



UNDERWOODS. 335 

Hence, then, profane ! here needs no words 

expense 

In bulwarks, rav'lins, ramparts for defence : 
Such as the creeping common pioners use, 
When they do sweat to fortify a Muse. 
Though I confess it BEAUMONT'S book to be 
The bound, and frontier of our poetry ; 
And doth deserve all muniments of praise, 
That art, or ingine, on the strength can raise ; 
Yet, who dares offer a redoubt to rear, 
To cut a dike, or stick a stake up, here, 
Before this work ? where envy hath not cast 
A trench against it, nor a batt'ry plac't ? 
Stay till she make her vain approaches ; then, 
If maimed she come off, 'tis not of men, 
This fort of so impregnable access; 
But higher power, as spight could not make less, 

mont.] I hare taken the following copy from the complimentary 
verses, prefixed to the poems which it celebrates. Sir John 
Beaumont was the elder brother of Francis Beaumont the dra- 
matic writer, and a man of genius and virtue. His poems were 
published after his decease, and dedicated to king Charles, by 
sir John Beaumont, his son. The most esteemed amongst them 
is the poem of Bosworth Field. But the reader will be able to 
form some idea of his merit, from the following verses : 

AN EPITAPH 

UPON MY DEAR BROTHER FRANCIS BEAUMONT. 

" On Death thy murd'rer this revenge I take ; 
I slight his terror, and just question make, 
Which of us two the best precedence have, 
Mine to this wretched world, thine to the grave. 
Thou should'st have follow'd me, but Death, to blame, 
Miscounted years, and measur'd age by fame. 
So dearly hast thou bought thy precious lines, 
Their praise grew swiftly, so thy life declines : 
Thy muse, the hearer's queen, the reader's love, 
All ears, all hearts, but Death's, could please and move." 

WHAL. 



336 UNDERWOODS. 

Nor flattery ; but, secur'd by the author's name, 
Defies what's cross to piety, or good fame : 
And like a hallowed temple, free from taint 
Of ethnicisme, makes his Muse a saint. 



XIV. 

To MR. JOHN FLETCHER, UPON HIS 
FAITHFUL SHEPHERDESS. 

The wise, and many-headed bench, that sits 
Upon the life and death of plays and wits, 
(Compos'd of gamester, captain, knight, knight's 

man, 

Lady or pucelle, that wears mask or fan, 
Velvet, or tatfata cap, rank'd in the dark 
With the shop's foreman, or some such brave 

spark 

That may judge for his sixpence) had, before 
They saw it half, damn'd thy whole play, and 

more : 

Their motives were, since it had not to do 
With vices, which they look'd for, and came to. 
I, that am glad thy innocence was thy guilt, 
And wish that all the Muses' blood were spilt 
In such a martyrdom, to vex their eyes, 
Do crown thy murder'd poem : which shall rise 
A glorified work to time, when fire, 
Or moths shall eat what all these fools admire." 

* This poem, which was taken by Whalley from Seward's 
edition of Beaumont and Fletcher, must have been written at 
an early period of Jonson's life, as the Faithful Shepherdess was 
brought out about 1610. See vol. vi. p. 305. Jonson has no 
reason to be ashamed of his prediction. 



UNDERWOODS. 337 

XV. 
EPITAPH 

ON THE COUNTERS OF PEMBROKE.* 

Underneath this sable herse 
Lies the subject of all verse, 

3 Epitaph on the countess of Pembroke, &c.] This delicate 
epitaph is universally assigned to Our author, though it hath 
never yet been printed with his works : it is therefore with 
some pleasure, that I hare given It a place here. This lady, for 
whose entertainment sir Philip Sidney wrote the Arcadia^ lived 
to a good old age, and died in 1621. She was buried in the 
cathedral of Salisbury, in the burial-place of the Pembroke 
family. WHAL. 

The exquisite beauty of this little piece (the most perfect of 
its kind) has drawn a word of approbation from the stern and 
cynical Osborne. " Lest I should seem (he says) to trespasse 
upon truth in the praise of this lady, I shall leave the world 
her epitaph, in which the author doth manifest himself a poet 
in all things but untruth." 

To the Vines in the text, Osborne subjoins the following : 

Marble piles let no man raise 
To her name, for after days. 
Some kind woman, born as she, 
Reading this, like Niobe, 
Shall turn statue, and become 
Both her mourner and her tomb. 

On this paltry addition, the editors of the Secret History of' 
the Court oj James I. who manifest on all occasions, a strange 
hostility to our author, observe, *' It is possible that Jonson 
cancelled these lines on account of the outrageous wit with 
which they disgrace the commencement." vol. i. p. 225. It IB 
also possible that Jonson never saw them. Setting aside the 
absurdity of supposihg the poet to say in one line, that such 
another character would never appear, and to admit in the next 
that nothing was so likely, the critics ought to have known (for 
the fact was very accessible) that the verses in question were 
copied from the poems of the earl of Pembroke, a humble votary 

VOL. VIII. Z 



338 UNDERWOODS. 

SIDNEY'S sister, PEMBROKE'S mother; 
Death ! ere thou hast slain another, 
Learn'd and fair, and good as s,he, 
Time shall throw a dart at thee. 

XVI. 

A VISION 

ON THE MUSES OF HIS FRIEND 
MICHAEL DRATTON. 

It hath been question'd, MICHAEL,* if I be 
A friend at all ; or, if at all, to thee : 
Because, who make the question, have not seen 
Those ambling visits pass in verse, between 
Thy Muse and mine, as they expect : 'tis true, 
You have not writ to me, nor I to you. 
And though I now begin, 'tis not to rub 
Hanch against hanch, or raise a rhyming club 
About the town ; this reckoning I will pay, 
Without conferring symbols ; this' my day. 
It was no dream ! I was awake, and saw. 
Lend me thy voice, O Fame, that I may draw 

of the Muses, to whose pen they are assigned by the prefix of his 
usual initials. There can, in fact, be no doubt, that they pro- 
ceeded from his lordship, whose singular aifection for his vener- 
able parent furnishes a ready apology for their defects. 

Whalley has said nothing of the literary merits of the coun. 
tess of Pembroke, which were of a very distinguished nature. 
She wrote verse with grace and facility, and she translated the 
Tragedie of Antonie from the French : her chief works, however, 
were works of piety, and her virtues still went before her 
talents. 

* It liath been questioned, &c.] These lines are prefixed to the 
second volume of Drayton's works, which came out, in folio, 
in 1627. They contain, as Whalley observes, " an enumeration 
of his poems, with our author's testimony to their merits." 
Jonson always thought favourably of Dray ton, and appears, 
from several incidental expressions, to have been very familiar 
with his works. 



UNDERWOODS. 339 

Wonder to truth, and have my vision hurl'd 

Hot from thy trumpet round about the world. 

I saw a beauty, from the sea to rise, 

That all earth look'd on, and that earth all eyes ! 

It cast a beam, as when the cheerful sun 

Is fair got up, and day some hours begun; 

And fill'd an orb as circular as heaven : 

The orb was cut forth into regions seven, 

And those so sweet, and well proportion'd parts, 

As it had been the circle of the arts : 

When, by thy bright IDEA standing by, 6 

I found it pure and perfect poesy. 

There read I, straight, thy learned LEGENDS three, 

Heard the soft airs, between our swains and thee, 

Which made me think-the old Theocritus, 

Or rural Virgil come to pipe to us. 

But then thy Epistolar HEROIC SONGS, 

Their loves, their quarrels, jealousies and wrongs, 

Did all so strike me, as I cried, who can 

With us be call'd the Naso, but this man? 

And looking up, I saw Minerva's fowl, 

Perch'd over head, the wise Athenian OWL : 

I thought thee then our Orpheus, that wouldst 

try, 

Like him, to make the air one volary. 
And I had styled thee Orpheus, but before 
My lips cou'd form the voice, I heard that roar, 
And rouze, the marching of a mighty force, 
Drums against drums, the neighing of the horse, 
The fights, the cries, and wond'ring at the jars, 
I saw and read it was the BARONS WARS. 

5 When by thy bright IDEA, &c.] This is one of Drayton's 
earliest pieces. " Idea, or the Shepherds' Garland, fashioned 
in nine eglogs, 1593." The Legends are, I believe, those of 
" Cromwell," " Mortimer," and " Matilda;" the Songs are 
"England's Heroical Epistles," published in 1598. 

The Owl.} Published in 4to. 1604. The Barons War$ t 1588. 
Z 2 



340 UNDERWOODS. 

O how in those dost thou instruct these times, 
That rebels actions are but valiant crimes ; 
And carried, though with shout and noise, confess 
A wild, and an unauthorized wickedness ! 
Say'st thou so, Lucan? but thou scorn'stto stay 
Under one title : thou hast made thy way 
And flight about the isle, well near, by this 
In thy admired Periegesis, 
Or universal circumduction 
Of all that read thy POLY-OLBION ; 7 

7 Thy Pofy-Olbion.'] This is Drayton's principal work, and 
was once exceedingly popular. It is possessed of considerable 
merit, and those who may be inclined to smile at its fantastic 
chorography, may yet be pleased to discover many detached 
passages of high poetic beauty. Drayton was encouraged to 
proceed with this poem by prince Henry ; and Daniel, who also 
found, in this lamented youth, a generous patron, seems to 
advert to the circumstance with no great complacency. 

The poems, to which Jonson alludes in the subsequent lines, 
are The Battle of Agincourt, The Miseries of Queen Margaret, 
the Quest of Cynthia, The Shepherds' Syrene, The Moon Calf, and 
the well known Nymphidia, or the Court of Fairies: all pub- 
lished in 1627. 

The following remarks on Drayton by Granger (bating a 
little extravagance in the opening sentence) are not ill drawn 
up, and may fitly conclude the notes on the subject of this once 
celebrated poet. 

The reputation of Drayton, in the reigns of Elizabeth and 
James I. stood on much the same level with that of Cowley, in 
the reigns of Charles I. and II. but it has declined considerably 
since that period. He frequently wants that elevation of thought 
which is essential to poetry ; though in some of the stanzas of 
his " Barons Wars," he is scarce inferior to Spenser. In his 
" England's Heroical Epistles," written in the manner of Ovid, 
he has been, in general, happier in the choice, than the execu- 
tion of his subjects ; yet some of his imitations are more in the 
spirit of that poet, than several of the English translations of 
him. His " Nymphidia, or Court of Fayrie," seems to have been 
the greatest effort of his imagination, and is the most generally 
admired of his works. His character among his friends was that 
of a modest and amiable man. Ob. 1631." Biog. Hist. v. L 
p. 10, 11. 



UNDERWOODS. 341 

That read it ! that are ravish'd ; such was I, 
With every song, I swear, and so would die ; 
But that I hear again thy drum to beat 
A better cause, and strike the bravest heat 
That ever yet did fire the English blood, 
Our right in France, if rightly understood. 
There thou art Homer ; pray thee, use the style 
Thou hast deserv'd, and let me read the while 
Thy catalogue of ships, exceeding his, 
Thy list of aids and force, for so it is : 
The poet's act ; and for his country's sake, 
Brave are the musters that the muse will make. 
And when he ships them, where to use their arms, 
How do his trumpets breathe ! what loud alarms ! 
Look how we read the Spartans were inflam'd 
With bold Tyrta3us' verse ; when thou art nam'd, 
So shall our English youth urge on, and cry 
An AGINCOURT ! an AGINCOURT ! or die. 
This book, it is a catechism to fight, 
And will be bought of every lord and knight 
That can but read ; who cannot, may in prose 
Get broken pieces, and fight well by those. 
The miseries of MARGARET the queen, 
Of tender eyes will more be wept than seen. 
I feel it by mine own, that overflow 
And stop my sight in every line I go. 
But then, refreshed by thy FAIRY COURT, 
1 look on CYNTHIA, and SYRENA'S sport, 
As on two flow'ry carpets, that did rise, 
And with their grassy green restored mine eyes. 
Yet give me leave to wonder at the birth 
Of thy strange MOON-CALF, both thy straia of 

mirth, 

And gossip-got acquaintance, as to us 
Thou hadst brought Lapland, or old Cobalus, 
Empusa, Lamia, or some monster more, 
Than Afric knew, or the full Grecian store. 



342 UNDERWOODS. 

I gratulate it to thee, and thy ends, 

To all thy virtuous and well-chosen friends ; 

Only my loss is, that I am not there, 

And till I worthy am to wish I were, 

I call the world that envies me, to see 

If I can be a friend, and friend to thee. 

XVII. 

EPITAPH 
ON MICHAEL DaAYTON. 7 

Do, pious marble, let thy readers know 

What they, and what their children owe 

To Drayton's name ; whose sacred dust 

We recommend unto thy trust. 

Protect his memory, and preserve his story, 

Remain a lasting monument of his glory. 

And when thy ruins shall disclaim 

To be the treasurer of his name ; 

His name, that cannot die, shall be, 

An everlasting monument to thee.* 

7 On Michael Drayton.) Tradition hath generally fixed on 
Jonson as the author of this Epitaph ; nor is it unworthy of his 
genius, or the friendship between him and Drayton, or unlike 
the stile and spirit of his smaller poems. WHAL. 

In a MS. in Ashmole's Museum, (38,) this Epitaph is attri- 
buted to Randolph ; Aubrey ascribes it to Qnarles ; it has also 
been given to others, and with as little judgment. 1 see no 
reason to dispute the common opinion. 

8 His name, that cannot Jade, shall be^ 

An everlasting monument to thee.'} This too might surprize 
Mr. Cumberland ; for Jonson seems to have been poaching 
for it among the Greek fragments. See the epigram of Ion 
on the tomb of Euripides : 

Ou rov ftv>]ju,a roS' eg-', Eupwn&i), AXa <ro rsSe, 
TJJ <rjj yag So^jj /a-yi^a TO&' 



UNDERWOODS. 343 



XVIII. 

TO MY TRULY BELOVED FRIEND, 

MASTER BROWNE : 
ON HIS PASTORALS.' 

Some men, of books or friends not speaking right, 
May hurt them more with praise, than foes with 

spight. 

But I have seen thy work, and I know thee : 
And, if thou list thyself, what thou canst be. 
For, though but early in these paths thou tread, 
J find thee write most worthy to be read. 
It must be thine own judgment, yet, that sends 
This thy work forth ; that judgment mine 

commends. 

And, where the most read books, on authors' fames, 
Or, like our money-brokers, take up names 
On credit, and are cozen'd ; see, that thou 
By offering not more sureties, than enow, 

' These lines are prefixed to " Britannia's Pastorals, the 
second Book," by William Browne, fol. 1616, and 8vo. 1625. 
They are now added, for the first time, to these volumes. 

Browne was but a young man when he published his pasto- 
rals ; they exhibit, among many pretty passages, some of the 
characteristics of youth, a gaudy taste, and an undisciplined 
judgment. There was more than enough howt-ver to justify the 
expectations of Jonson, and had he found leisure or inclination 
to cultivate his natural talents for poetry, his success could 
scarcely have been matter of doubt. 

His literary acquirements were considerable, and these, to- 
gether with his amiable qualities, powerfully recommended him 
to our author's great friend and patron, the earl of Pembroke, 
under whom he is said to have acquired considerable property. 
The " envious" Ben appears to have felt no jealousy at this; 
which I notice as a phenomenon that calls for grave inquiry. 



344 UNDERWOODS. 

Hold thine own worth unbroke; which is so 

good 

Upon the Exchange of Letters, as I wou'd 
More of our writers would like thee, not swell 
With the how much they set forth, but the how 

well. 

XIX. 

To HIS MUCH AND WORTHILY ESTEEMED FRIEND, 
THE AUTHOR. 

Who takes thy volume to his virtuous hand,* 
Must be intended still to understand : 
Who bluntly doth but look upon the same, 
May ask, what author would conceal his name? 
Who reads may rove, and call the passage dark, 
Yet may as blind men sometimes hit the mark. 
Who reads, who roves, who hopes to understand, 
May take thy volume to his virtuous hand: 
Who cannot read, but only doth desire 
To understand, he may at length admire. 

1 Who takes thy volume, &c.] This little piece stands with 
Jonson's name, before Cynthia's Revenge, or Menander's Ex- 
tasie," 4to. l6l3. This tragedy was written by John Stephens, 
of whom I onlj know that he was a learned man, and a member 
of the honourable Society of Lincoln's Inn. Langhaine, who 
mentions him, merely tells us that he lived in the reign of 
James I. " His play (he says) is one of the longest that ever 
was written, and withal the most tedious." Whether Langbaine, 
when he made this remark, " read or roved," as I never saw 
the tragedy, I cannot determine. 



UNDERWOODS. 345 

XX. 

TO MY WORTHY 

AND HONOURED FRIEND, 

MASTER GEORGE CHAPMAN. 2 

Whose work, could this be, CHAPMAN, to refine 
Old Hesiod's ore, and give it thus! but thine, 
Who hadst before wrought in rich Homer's mine. 

* These lines are prefixed to the " Translation of Hesiod's 
Works and Days, 4to. 1618." There had always been an extra- 
ordinary degree of friendship between Chapman and our author. 
They united their talents in Eastward Hoe, and when the 
former was thrown into prison for the political reflections in 
that piece, Jonson voluntarily accompanied him. He told 
Drummond in 1619, that " he loved Chapman ;" and we hare 
just seen how he had complimented him in the preceding year. 
All this signifies nothing, and the old calumny of " envy," 
" jealousy," and I know not what, is again served up to the 
nauseated reader. " Jonson," says the editor of the Theatrum 
Poetarum of Phillips. 8vo. 1800, " being delivered from Shak. 
speare, (in 1616,) began unexpectedly to be disturbed at the rising 
reputation of a new theatrical rival." p. 252. Chapman was born 
in 1557, (about twenty years before our author,) he was there- 
fore threescore, at the death of Shakspeare, and the new thea- 
trical rival at whose rising reputation Jonson began unexpect- 
edly to be disturbed, was one with whom he had lived all his 
life in strict intimacy, as appears by their mutual correspondence, 
and who had composed almost the whole of bis dramatic works, 
many years before the period in question. 

Can the reader discover any trace of " jealousy" in the 
heartfelt and elegant compliment which Jonson here pays his 
*' worthy and honoured friend ?" Shame on it ! The common 
decencies of character arc overlooked where this great poet is 
concerned. To belie him is all that is thought necessary ; and 
when ignorance, or impudence, or both together, have put 
forth A clumsy falsehood against him, the slander is greedily 
hailed by the public as an additional triumph on the side of 
Shakspeare. 

I have yet a word to say to the anonymous Editor of this 



346* UNDERWOODS. 

What treasure hast thou brought us ! and what 

store 

Still, still, dost thou arrive with at our shore, 
To make thy honour, and our wealth the more ! 

If all the vulgar tongues that speak this day 
Were ask'd of thy discoveries ; they must say, 
To the Greek coast thine only knew the way. 

Such passage hast thou found, such returns made, 
As now of all men, it is call'd thy trade, 
And who make thither else, rob, or invade. 

Yolume. (the Tbeatrum Poetarnm.) That he is actuated by a 
spirit of hostility towards Jonson, is manifest ; but even this 
will scarcely be admitted as a sufficient apology for quoting a 
scurrilous attack upon him from a work where it is not to be 
found. Drummond of Hawthornden, he says, has represented 
the character of Jonson in " no very unjust light." We are 
then regaled with the ribaldry of that splenetic hypocrite, in a 
tissue of malicious charges, concluding with this sentence: " In 
short, Jonson was in his personal character the very reverse of 
Shakspeare, as surly, illnatured, proud and disagreeable, as 
Shakspeare, with ten times his merit, was gentle, good-natured, 
easy and amiable." p. 249. 

How has the editor the boldness to father this rancorous 
language upon Drummond, who has not a syllable of it ! " See 
Drummond's Works," he coolly says, at the bottom of page 244 : 
but has he seen them ? The fact is, that the passage in question 
is a wicked fabrication, put into Drummond's mouth, by bhicls, 
the Scotchman, the author of the Lives of the Poets which pass 
under the name of Theophilus Gibber. 

" Now this is worshipful authority" ! but it does very well 
in Jonson's case, and is, indeed, quite as worthy of notice, and 
quite as authentic, as most of the matter brought against him. 



UNDERWOODS. 847 

XXI. 

To MY CHOSEN FRIEND, 

THE LEARNED TRANSLATOR OF LuCAN, 
THOMAS MAT, ESQUIRE. 

When, Rome, I read thee in thy mighty pair, 
And see both climbing up the slippery stair 
Of Fortune's wheel, by Lucan driv'n about, 
And the world in it, I begin to doubt, 
At every line some pin thereof should slack 
At least, if not the general engine crack. 
But when again I view the parts so pays'd, 
And those in number so, and measure rais'd, 
As neither Pompey's popularity, 
Caesar's ambition, Cato's liberty, 
Calm Brutus' tenor start, but all along 
Keep due proportion in the ample song, 
It makes me, ravish'd with just wonder, cry 
What Muse, or rather God of harmony 
Taught Lucan these true modes ! replies my 

sense, 

What gods but those of arts, and eloquence? 
Phoebus, and Hermes ? they whose tongue, or 

pen, 

Are still th' interpreters twixt gods and men ! 
But who hath them interpreted, and brought 
Lucan's whole frame unto us, and so wrought, 
As not the smallest joint, or gentlest word 
In the great mass, or machine there is stirr'd ? 
The self same Genius ! so the work will say: 
The Sun translated, or the son of MAY.' 

* i. e. Hermes. This complimentary poem, which is signed 
U( Your true friend in judgment and choice, Ben Jonson," is pre- 
fixed to May's Translation of Lucan , 1627. May, with whom 



438 UNDERWOODS. 



XXII. 

To MY DEAR SON, 

AND RIGHT LEARNED FRIEND, 
MASTER JOSEPH RUTTER. 

You look, my JOSEPH, I should something say 
Unto the world, in praise of your first play : 
And truly, so I would, could I be heard. 
You know, I never was of truth afeard, 

our author appears to have always lived on terms of the strict- 
est friendship, is selected by Macklin, with his usual good 
fortune, to father one of his scurrilous attacks upon Jonson ; 
much to the satisfaction of Mr. Steevens, who exults in the 
clumsy forgery as a decisive proof of " old Ben's malignity to 
Shakspeare. 

May published a continuation of Lucan in 1630, which was 
reprinted in Holland, 1640, with this title. Supplementum Lu. 
cani authore Tho. May, Anglo. The first edition has never fallen, 
in my way ; the second is prefaced by the following lines, 
written, as I conjecture, by olir author, though the foreign, 
press has copied his name incorrectly. 



Dignissimo 

Viro 

Thomec Mayo 

Amico suo summe honorando. 
Terge parentales ocu!os, postfunera mundi 

Roma tui, nondum tota tepulta jaccs. 
Gloria vivit adhuc radiis evincta coruscis 
Qitam tibi perpetuat nobile Vatisopus: 
Cujus in historia moreris, pariterque triutnphas : 

Exornantque tuas vulnera sceva genas. 
Ingenio, Lucane, tuo tua Roma minis 

Auctior, et damnis stat vcneranda magis 
Quam tot terrarum dwn sceptra superba tetter ft 

Atque triumphati spargeret 01 bis opes. 
Sed Romtz quodcunque tux Lucane dedisfi, 

Hoc dedit et Mail subsidialia amor t 

Qui tibi succurrit vindex, it divite vena 

Supplevit latices, te moriente, tuos* 



UNDERWOODS. 349 

And less asham'd ; not when I told the crowd 
How well I lov'd truth : I was scarce allow'd 
By those deep-grounded, understanding men, 
That sit to censure Plays, yet know not when, 
Or why to like ; they found, it all was new, 
And newer than could please them, because true. 
Such men I met withal, and so have you. 
Now, for mine own part, and it is but due, 
(You have deserv'd it from me) I have read, 
And weigh'd your play : untwisted ev'ry thread, 
And know the woof and warp thereof; can tell 
Where it runs round, and even ; where so well, 
So soft, and smooth it handles, the whole piece, 
As it were spun by nature off the fleece : 
This is my censure. Now there is a new 
Office of wit, a mint, and (this is true) 
Cried up of late : whereto there must be first 
A master-worker calFd, th' old standard burst 
Of wit, and a new made ; a warden then, 
And a comptroller, two most rigid men 
For order, and for governing the pix, 
A say-master, hath studied all the tricks 
Of fineness, and alloy : follow his hint, 
You have all the mysteries of wit's new mint, 
The valuations, mixtures, and the same 
Concluded from a caract to a dram. 6 

* These lines are placed before the Shepherd's Holiday, a 
Pastoral Drama, published in 1635. May joined with Jonson 
in commendation of this piece, which is favourably noticed by 
Langbaine. Rutter, who was probably a man of learning, was 
tutor to the son of the earl of Dorset, lord chamberlain, and 
therefore much about the court. He is said to have translated 
cthe Cid of Corneille, at the command of Charles I. 



350 



XXIII. 
EPIGRAM. 

IN AUTHOREM.* 

Thou, that wouldst find the habit of true passion, 

And see a mind attir'd in perfect strains; 
Not wearing moods, as gallants do a fashion, 

In these pied times, only to shew their trains, 
Look here on BRETON'S work, the master print, 

Where such perfections to the life do rise; 
If they seem wry to such as look asquint, 

The fault's not in the object, but their eyes. 
For, as one coming with a lateral view, 

Unto a cunning piece wrought perspective, 
Wants faculty to make a censure true ; 

So with this author's readers will it thrive ; 
Which being eyed directly, I divine, 
His proof their praise '11 incite, as in this line. 

XXIV. 

To THE WORTHY AUTHOR, 
ON THE HUSBAND." 

It fits not only him that makes a book 
To see his work be good ; but that he look 

s In Authorem.'] This Epigram is printed before a poem of 
that indefatigable writer, Nicholas Breton, called " Melancho- 
like humours^ in rerses of diverse natures.'' 1600. 

* The poem to which these lines are prefixed, is one of the 
numerous effusions to which that popular production, The Wife 
of sir Thomas Overbury, gave rise. The name of the writer is 



UNDERWOODS. 351 

Who are his test, and what their judgment is, 
Least a false praise do make their dotage his. 
I do not feel that ever yet I had 
The art of uttering wares, if they were bad ; 
Or skill of making matches in my life: 
And therefore I commend unto the JVife, 
That went before a Husband. She, I'll swear, 
Was worthy of a good one, and this, here, 
I know for such, as (if my word will weigh) 
She need not blush upon the marriage day. 



XXV. 

To THE AUTHOR/ 

In picture, they which truly understand, 
Require (besides the likeness of the thing) 
Light posture, heightening, shadow, colouring, 

All which are pats commend the cunning 
hand ; 

And all your book, when it is throughly scann'd, 
Will well confess ; presenting, limiting 
Each subtlest passion, with her source, and 
spring, 

So bold, as shews your art you can command. 

But now your work is done, if they that view 
The several figures, languish in suspense, 

unknown ; the poem itself is extremely rare : indeed, I am not 
aware of the existence of any other copy than that from which 
the above transcript was made, in the collection of Mr. Hill. 
The title of the work is " The Husband : a poem expressed in 
a complete man." 1614, 8vo. 

7 This sonnet stands before a poem, by Thomas Wright, 
called " The Passions of the Mind in general, 1604, and 
1620," 4to. 



352 UNDERWOODS. 

To judge which passion's false, and which is true, 
Between the doubtful sway of reason and 

sense; 

*Tis not your fault if they shall sense prefer, 
Eeing told there Reason cannot, Sense may err. 



XXVI. 

To THE AUTHOR.' 

Truth is the trial of itself, 

And needs no other touch ; 
And purer than the purest gold, 

Refine it ne'er so much. 

1 Taken from the complimentary verses prefixed to The 
Touchstone of Truth, 12mo. Lond. 1630, by T. Warre. 

The last nine little pieces are now, for the first time, added 
to Jonson's works : I hare collected them as I could, and 
placed them together, without regard to the respective dates of 
their first appearance, which, indeed, it was not always easy to 
ascertain. They are not given out e; respect to any intrinsic 
merit which they may be thought to possess, though they are 
not without their value on another account. Jenson has been 
held forth to the world as the very soul of envy, jealous of ail 
merit in others, unwilling, and, indeed, unable to bear a rival 
candidate for fame. But what is the fact ? that in the long list 
of English poets, he is decidedly among the most candid and 
generous : the most free of his advice and assistance, the most 
liberal of his praise. This part of Jonson's character was 
so well established among his contemporaries, that almost every 
one who meditated the publication of a book applied to him for 
a favourable judgment of it. Whence it has happened that there 
are far more commendatory verses to be met with by our author 
than by any other writer of those times. This could not escape 
Dr. Farmer; and to the utter confusion of Steevens and 
Malone, he has had the honesty to acknowledge it. He calls 
the verses on Shakspeare, " sparing and invidious" as they ap- 
pear to those critics, " the warmest panegyrick that ever was 
penned ; and in truth," adds he, " the received opinion of the 
pride and malignity of Jonson, at least in the earlier part of his 



UNDERWOODS. 853 

It is the life and light of love, 

The sun that ever shineth, 
And spirit of that special grace, 

That faith and love defineth. 

It is the warrant of the word, 

That yields a scent so sweet, 
As gives a power to faith to tread 

All falsehood under feet. 

It is the sword that doth divide 

The marrow from the hone, 
And in effect of heavenly love 

Doth shew the Holy One. 



life, is absolutely groundless; at this time scarce a play or a 
poem appeared without Ben's encomium, from the original 
Shakspeare to the translator of Du Bartas," Essay, &c. p. 12. 
This passage stands at the opening of the second volume of the 
Variorum Shakspeare^ which, notwithstanding, is filled with 
abusive ribaldry on the " early malignity" of our author. Such 
is the consistency of the wretched confederacy against his 
reputation ! 

But even Dr. Farmer might hare spared his " earlier part at 
least ;" for it is altogether certain that Jonson's encomiums were 
as liberally bestowed in the decline of his life, as at any other 
period, and that the last productions of his pen were panegyrics 
on the writings of his contemporaries. In truth, the failings of 
this poet lay on the side of proueness to commendation, and he 
was very sensible of it. As early as 1614, he tells the learned 
Selden, that he Lad hitherto been too liberal of his applause ; 
but that he would turn a sharper eye upon himself in future, 
and consider what he wrote, 

'* and vex it many days, 

Before men got a verse ; much less a praise." 

Such, however, was the kindly warmth of his disposition, 
that this resolution was broken as soon as made ; and he con. 
tinued to the close of his life to speak with favour of almost 
every literary work that appeared. His reward for this is 
universal outcry on the peculiar malevolence of his nature ! 

VOL. viii. A a 



354 UNDERWOODS. 

This, blessed Warre, thy blessed book 
Unto the world doth prove ; 

A worthy work, and worthy well 
Of the most worthy love. 



XXVII. 

To EDWARD FILMER,' 

ON HIS MUSICAL WORK, 
DEDICATED TO THE QUEEN. 

What charming peals are these, 
That, while they bind the senses, do so please ? 

They are the marriage-rites 
Of two, the choicest pair of man's delights, 

Music and Poesy ; 
French air, and English verse, here wedded lie. 

Who did this knot compose, 
Again hath brought the lily to the rose ; 

' To Edward Filmer, on his musical work, &c.] This epigram 
first appeared in the folio of 1640, after the death of our 
poet. Possibly it might hare been prefixed to 'the work it 
celebrates, and from thence transcribed into the edition abore 
mentioned. Though no date is set to any of the Epigrams, this 
excepted, yet circumstances -will assist us to guess at the 
time of those addressed to the greatest persons then living. 
In general, they were written before 1616, as most of them 
are contained in the edition of Jonson's works, which was 
published in that year. WHAL. 

Here is much ado about nothing. What Whalley means by 
most of them, and in general, I know not, since, blunders ex- 
cepted, the second edition of the old folio is a mere transcript 
of the first, with the reserve of the present lines, which, notwith- 
standing their date (1629), are absurdly inserted among the 
Epigrams printed in 1616. 



UNDERWOODS. 355 

And, with their chained dance, 
Re-celebrates the joyful match with France. 

They are a school to win 
The fair French daughter to learn English in ; 

And, graced with her song, 
To make the language sweet upon her tongue. 1 

XXVIII. 

To RICHARD BROME, 

ON HIS COMEDY OF THE NORTHERN LASS.* 

I had you for a servant once, Dick Brome, 

And you perform'd a servant's faithful parts ; 
Now you are got into a nearer room 

Of fellowship, professing my old arts. 
And you do do them well, with good applause, 

Which you have justly gained from the stage, 
By observation of those comic laws 

Which I, your master, first did teach the age. 

1 To make the language sweet, Sec."] From Chaucer. It is a 
pretty compliment to Henrietta, who had probably encouraged 
the work, from an attachment to her native tunes. 

* The Northern Lass.] These lines are addressed, "To my 
faithful servant, and (by his continued virtue) my loving friend, 
the author of this work, mastor Richard Brome. 1632." I have 
already noticed the attempts of Randolph and others to create a 
feeling of hostility in our poet towards Brome. That they met 
with no success is evident ; for Jonson always remained warmly 
attached to his old and meritorious servant, and Brome con. 
tinued no less grateful and affectionate towards his generous 
master. Even after Jonson's death, the kindness of the latter 
breaks out in a little poem to the memory of Fletcher : 

" I knew him, (Fletcher) 

I knew him in his strength ; even then, when HE. 
That was the master of his art, and me, 
Most knowing Jonson, proud to call him son, 
In friendly envy swore he had outdone 
His very self," &c. 

Aa2 



356 UNDERWOODS. 

You learnt it well, and for it serv'd your time, 

A prenticeship, which few do now a days : 
Noweach court hobby-horse will wince in rhyme, 

Both learned, and unlearned, all write plays. 1 
It was not so of old : men took up trades 

That knew the crafts they had been bred in 

right ; 
An honest bilboe-smith would make good blades, 

And the physician teach men spew and 

The cobler kept him to his awl ; but now, 
He'll be a poet, scarce can guide a plough. 



XXIX. 

A SPEECH 4 

At a Tilting. 

Two noble knights, whom true desire, and zeal, 
Hath arm'd at all points, charge me humbly 
kneel 

3 Both learned and unlearned do] write plays, &c.] " Though 
this," says the watchful Langbaine, " be an imitation of Horace, 
yet I doubt not but the reader will pardon Ben for his ingenious 
application : 

Ncccem agere ignarus navis timet: abrotonum eegro 
Non audet) nisi qui didicit, dare. Quod medicorum est 
Promittunt medici : tractantfabriliafabri. 
Scribimus indocti doctique poemat a passim. 
* This SPEECH, which was copied from Ashmole's MSS. and 
kindly transmitted to me by Mr. Bliss, is said to have been 
" presented to king James at a tilting, in the behalf of the two 
noble brothers, sir Robert and sir Henry Rich." 

The lines hare no date, but were probably produced on one 
of those festive occasions to which the attachment of prince 
Henry to martial exercises gave birth. It was the first 
appearance, perhaps, of the brothers in arms ; and this address 
of the knight, who presented them to the sovereign, fonoed a 



UNDERWOODS. 357 

To thee, O king of men, their noblest parts 

To tender thus, their lives, their loves, their 

hearts. 

The elder of these two 5 rich hopes increase, 
Presents a royal altar of fair peace ; 
And, as an everlasting sacrifice, 
His life, his love, his honour which ne'er dies, 
He freely brings, and on this altar lays 
As true oblations. His brother's emblem says, 
Except your gracious eye, as through a glass, 
Made perspective, behold him, he must pass 
Still that same little point he was ; but when 
Your royal eye, which still creates new men, 
Shall look, and on him, so, then art's a liar, 
If, from a little spark, he rise not fir*. 

part of the entertainment : for these little tournaments were 
usually prefaced with some kind of poetical fable. 

5 The elder of these two.~] These youths were the sons of 
Robert Rich, first earl of Warwick, by the too celebrated 
sister of the earl of Essex. Robert, the elder, succeeded his 
father, as earl of Warwick, in 1618. He protests much (like 
Hamlet's player-queen) in his speech, and he kept his word 
somewhat in the same manner. James was scarcely dead, when 
he deserted his successor, threw himself into the arms of the 
parliament, took the command of the fleet, and carried on a 
thriving trade, as Lord Clarendon says, " in the desperate 
commodity of rebellion.'' His brother, Henry Rich, notwith- 
standing his emblem, or impress, trod in Sir Robert's steps. 
James loaded him with favours, and not long before his death 
created him earl of Holland. Fresh honours were conferred 
upon him by Charles, in return for which he deserted and be- 
trayed him. He was not long in receiving his reward from his 
new masters, who, less scrupulous than his indulgent sovereign, 
deprived him of his head for some alleged tergiversation, in!649. 



358 UNDERWOODS. 

XXX. 

AN EPISTLE TO SIR EDWARD SACKVILE, 
Now earl of Dorset* 

If, Sackvile, all that have the power to do 
Great and good turns, as well could time them 
too, 

6 An Epistle to sir Edward Sackvile.] At that time lord 
chamberlain ; he succeeded his father, Thomas Sackvile, in the 
title of earl of Dorset, who died suddenly at the council. table 
in 1608. WHJLL. 

We hare here a cluster of mistakes. The father of sir Edward 
Sackvile was not Thomas, but Robert, second earl of Dorset, 
his son; nor did Edward succeed his father, but his elder 
brother Richard, third earl of Dorset, who died in 1624. What 
Whalley means by at that time lord chamberlain, it is difficult 
to say. There is no allusion to any such office in the poem, 
nor could there be, for the earl of Dorset was not made cham- 
berlain till 1642, five years after the poet's death. 

This sir Edward Sackvile is the person who engaged in that 
ferocious and fatal duel with the lord Bruce, of which the inter- 
esting account given by himself was copied into the Guardian, 
from the MS. in the library of Queen's College, Oxford. 

This affair took place in 1613, when he was only three and 
twenty. Afterwards, however, he nobly redeemed his extrava- 
gancies, and became one of the brightest characters of his day. 
Lord Clarendon says that " hi person was beautiful, graceful, 
and vigorous ; his wit pleasant, sparkling, and sublime, and his 
other parts of learning and language of that lustre, that he could 
not miscarry in the world." 

This " Epistle'' was the favourite poem of Home Tooke. He 
had it by heart, and delighted to quote it on all occasions. Its 
date may be pretty nearly ascertained by the expression <c now 
earl of Dorset,'' which seems to imply that sir Edward had not 
long enjoyed the title. He returned to England, from Italy, on 
hearing of the death of his brother, which took place the 28th 
of March, 1624: and the poet probably addressed him soon 
after 1625, when sickness and want first assailed him. 

There is great vigour of thought, and strength of expression, 
in this rough epistle. The predilection of Home Tooke for it 
throws no discredit on hi judgment. 



UNDERWOODS. 35Q 

And knew their how, and where ; we should 

have then 

Less list of proud, hard, or ungrateful men. 
For benefits are ow'd with the same mind 
As they are done, and such returns they find : 
You then, whose will not only, but desire 
To succour my necessities, took fire, 
Not at my prayers, but your sense ; which laid 
The way to meet what others would upbraid, 
And in the act did so my blush prevent, 
As I did feel it done, as soon as meant ; 
You cannot doubt, but I who freely know 
This good from you, as freely will it owe; 
And though my fortune humble me, to take 
The smallest courtesies with thanks, I make 
Yet choice from whom I take them ; and would 

shame 

To have such do me good, I durst not name. 
They are the noblest benefits, and sink 
Deepest in man, of which, when he doth think, 
The memory delights him more, from whom 
Than what, he hath receiv'd. Gifts stink from 

some, 

They are so long a coming, and so hard ; 
Where any deed is forced, the grace is marr'd. 

Can I owe thanks for courtesies received 
Against his will that does them? that hath 

weaved 

Excuses or delays ? or done them scant, 
That they have more opprest me than my 

want? 

Or if he did it not to succour me, 
But by mere chance? for interest? or to free 
Himself of farther trouble, or the weight 
Of pressure, like one taken in a strait? 
All this corrupts the thanks : less hath he won, 
That puts it in his debt- book erc't be done ; 



360 UNDERWOODS. 

Or that doth sound a trumpet, and doth cal! 
His grooms to witness : or else lets it fall 
In that proud manner, as a good so gain'd, 
Must make me sad for what I have obtain'd. 
No ! gifts and thanks should have one cheerful 

face, 

So each that's done, and ta'en, becomes a brace. 
He neither gives, or does, that doth delay 
A benefit, or that doth throw't away; 
No more than he doth thank, that will receive 
Nought but in corners, and is loth to leave 
Least air, or print, but flies it : such men would 
Run from the conscience of it, if they could. 

As I have seen some infants of the sword 
Well known, and practised borrowers on their 

word, 

Give thanks by stealth, and whispering in the ear, 
For what they straight would to the world for- 
swear ; 
And speaking worst of those, from whom they 

went 

But then fist-fill'd, to put me off the scent. 
Now, d n me, sir, if you shall not command 
My sword, ('tis but a poor sword, understand,) 
As far as any poor sword in the land ; 
Then turning unto him is next at hand, 
Damns whom he damn'd too, is the veriest gull, 
Has feathers, and will serve a man to pull. 
Are they not worthy to be answer'd so, 
That to such natures let their full hands flow, 
And seek no wants to succour; but enquire, 
Like money-brokers, after names, and hire 
Their bounties forth, to him that last was made, 
Or stands to be in commission o' the blade? 
Still, still the hunters of false fame apply 
Their thoughts and means to making loud the 
cry, 



UNDERWOODS. 361 

But one is bitten by the dog he fed, 

And hurt, seeks cure ; the surgeon bids take 

bread, 

And sponge-like with it dry up the blood quite, 
Then give it to the hound that did him bite : 
Pardon, says he, that were a way to see 
All the town curs take each their snatch at me. 7 
O, is it so ? knows he so much, and will 
Feed those at whom the table points at still? 
I not deny it, but to help the need 
Of any, is a great and generous deed ; 
Yea, of the ingrateful; and he forth must tell 
Many a pound, and piece, will place one well. 
But these men ever want : their very trade 
Is borrowing ; that but stopt, they do invade 
All as their prize, turn pirates here at land, 
Have their Bermudas, and their Streights i' the 

Strand : 

Man out their boats to the Temple, and not shift 
Now, but command ; make tribute what was gift; 
And it is paid them with a trembling zeal, 
And superstition, I dare scarce reveal, 
If it were clear; but being so in cloud 
Carried and wrapt, I only am allow'd 
My wonder, why the taking a clown's purse, 
Or robbing the poor market-folks, should nurse 
Such a religious horror in the breasts 
Of our town-gallantry ! or why there rests 
Such worship due to kicking of a punk, 
Or swaggering with the watch, or drawer drunk ; 
Or feats of darkness acted in mid-sun, 
And told of with more license than they're done! 

" Pardon, says he, that were a way to see 

All the town.curs take each their snatch at me."] The allusion 
is to a fable of Pfadrus, who makes ^Esop the author of it. 

WlIAL. 

For the Bermudas, &c. see vol. iv. p. 429, 



362 UNDERWOODS. 

Sure there is mystery in it I not know, 

That men such reverence to such actions show, 

And almost deify the authors ! make 

Loud sacrifice of drink, for their health's sake : 

Rear suppers in their names, and spend whole 

nights 

Unto their praise in certain swearing rites ! 
Cannot a man be reckoned in the state 
Of valour, but at this idolatrous rate ? 
I thought that fortitude had heen a mean ' 
'Twixt fear and rashness ; not a lust obscene, 
Or appetite of offending, but a skill, 
Or science of discerning good and ill. 
And you, sir, know it well, to whom I write, 
That with these mixtures we put out her light; 
Her ends are honesty, and public good : 
And where they want, she is not understood. 
No more are these of us ; let them then go, 
I have the list of mine own faults to know, 
Look to, and cure : he's not a man hath none, 
But like to be, that every day mends one, 
And feels it ; else he tarries by the beast. 
Can I discern how shadows are decreast, 
Or grown, by height or lowness of the sun, 
And can I less of substance? when I ruo, 
Ride, sail, am coach'd, know I how far I have 

gone ; 
And my mind's motion not? or have I none? 

8 I thought that fortitude had been a mean, &c,] This subject 
the poet subsequently dilated upon in the New Inn. The name 
of this unfortunate piece is never mentioned now without a 
scornful sneer at the dotage which produced it. As a whole, 
indeed, much cannot be said in its favour, but it may safely be 
pronounced that the observations of Lovel on truevalour, (vol. v. 
p. 412,-lSj) to which the line just quoted has been referred, 
will not be easily paralleled for justness of thought, vigour of 
sentiment, and beauty of expression, in this or any other 
language. 



UNDERWOODS. 363 

No ! he must feel and know, that will advance. 
Men have been great, but never good by chance, 
Or on the sudden. It were strange that he 
Who was this morning such a one, should be 
Sydney ere night ! or that did go to bed 
Coryat, should rise the most sufficient head 
Of Christendom ; and neither of these know, 
Were the rack ofTer'd them, how they came so ! 
'Tis by degrees that men arrive at glad 
Profit in aught ; each day some little add, 
In time 'twill be a heap : this is not true 
Alone in money, but in manners too. 
Yet we must more than move still, or go on, 
We must accomplish : 'tis the last key-stone 
That makes the arch ; the rest that there were 

put 

Are nothing till that comes to bind and shut. 
Then stands it a triumphal mark ! then men 
Observe the strength, the height, the why, and 

when 

It was erected : and still walking under, 
Meet some new matter to look up and wonder ! 
Such notes are virtuous men ! they live as fast 
As they are high ; are rooted, and will last. 
They need no stilts, nor rise upon their toes, 
As if they would belie their stature; those 
Are dwarfs of honour, and have neither weight 
Nor fashion ; if they chance aspire to height, 
'Tis like light canes, that first rise big and brave, 
Shoot forth in smooth and comely spaces ; have 
Bat few and fair divisions: but being got 
Aloft, grow less and straighten'd ; full of knot, 
And last, go out in nothing ! you that see 
Their difference, cannot choose which you 

will be. 

You know (without my flattering you) too much 
For me to be your indice. Keep you such, 



364 

That I may love your person, as I do, 
Without your gift, though I can rate that too> 
By thanking thus the courtesy to life, 
Which you will bury ; but therein, the strife 
May grow so great to be example, when, 
As their true rule or lesson, either men, 
Donors or donees, to their practice shall 
Find you to reckon nothing, me owe all. 



XXXI. 

AN EPISTLE 
To MASTER JOHN SELDEN.* 

1 know to whom I write; here, I am sure, 
Though I be short, I cannot be obscure:* 

9 This Epistle, as the folio calls it, is prefixed to the first 
edition of Selden's Titles of Honour , 1614, with this address: 
u Ben Jonson to his honoured friend, master John Selden." 

There was an extraordinary degree of kindness between 
these two most learned men, which continued to the end of 
Jonson's life. They communicated their works, and mutually 
assisted each other. Selden, who was above flattery, affectio- 
nately addresses our author in the work here mentioned, as one 
that was 

omnia carmina doctus 9 

Et callet mythut plasms t a, et kistoriam. 

And he, who was superior to envy, speaks with conscious pride 
of the aid which he derived from Selden's unbounded acquaint- 
ance with literary subjects. 

Selden's life was useful, and his death instructive. He was 
drawn in by the crooked politics of the times in which he lived ; 
but he escaped from them to his studies, at every convenient 
opportunity ; and though he might be sometimes dissatisfied, he 
was never factious. 

1 Though I be short, &c.] 

" ' brcvis esse laboro, 
Obscurusjio. 



UNDERWOODS. 365 

Less shall I for the art or dressing care, 
Truth and the Graces best when naked are. 
Your book my SELDEN, I have read ; and much 
Was trusted, that you thought my judgment such 
To ask it : though, in most of works, it be 
A penance where a man may not be free, 
Rather than office ; when it doth, or may 
Chance, that the friend's affection proves allay 
Unto the censure, Your's all need doth fly 
Of this so vicious humanity ; 
Than which, there is not unto study a more 
Pernicious enemy. We see before 
A many' of books, even good judgments wound 
Themselves, through favouring that is there not 

found ; 

But I to your's far otherwise shall do, 
Not fly the crime, but the suspicion too: 
Though I confess (as every muse hath err'd, 
And mine not least) I have too oft preferr'd 
Men past their terms, and prais'd some names too 

much ; 

But 'twas with purpose to have made them such. 
Since, being deceiv'd, I turn a sharper eye 
Upon myself, and ask to whom, and why, 
And what I write ? and vex it many days 
Before men get a verse, much less a praise ; 
So that my reader is assured, I now 
Mean what I speak, and still will keep that vow. 
Stand forth my object, then. You that have 

been 

Ever at home, yet have all countries seen ; 
And like a compass, keeping one foot still 
Upon your centre, do your circle fill 
Of general knowledge ; watch'd men, manners 

too 
Heard what times past have said, seen what 

ours do ! 



366 UNDERWOODS. 

Which grace shall I make love to first^ your skill, 
Or faith in things ? or is't your wealth and will 
T' inform and teach ? or your unwearied pain 
Of gathering ? bounty in pouring out again? 
What fables have you vex'd, what truth redeem'd, 
Antiquities search'd, opinions disesteem'd, 
Impostures branded, and authorities urg'd ! 
What blots and errors have you watch'd and 

purg'd 

Records and authors of! how rectified 
Times, manners, customs! innovations spied! 
Sought out the fountains, sources, creeks, paths, 

ways, 

And noted the beginnings and decays ! 
Where is that nominal mark, or real rite, 
Form, act, or ensign, that hath scaped your 

sight? 

How are traditions there examin'd ! how 
Conjectures retriev'd ! and a story now 
And then of times (besides the bare conduct 
Of what it tells us) weav'd in to instruct ! 
I wonder'd at the richness, but am lost, 
To see the workmanship so' exceed the cost ! 
To mark the excellent seasoning of your style, 
And manly elocution ! not one while 
With horror rough, then rioting with wit ; 
But to the subject still the colours fit, 
In sharpness of all search, wisdom of choice, 
Newness of sense, antiquity of voice ! 

I yield, I yield. The matter of your praise 
Flows in upon me, and I cannot raise 
A bank against it : nothing but the round 
Large clasp of Nature such a wit can bound. 
Monarch in letters ! 'mongst the Titles shown 
Of others honours, thus enjoy thy own. 
I first salute thee so ; and gratulate 
With that thy style, thy keeping of thy state ; 



UNDERWOODS. 367 

In offering this thy work to no great name, 
That would, perhaps, have praised and thank'd 

the same, 

But nought beyond. He, thou hast given it to," 
Thy learned chamber- fellow, knows to do 
It true respects : he will not only love, 
Embrace, and cherish ; but he can approve 
And estimate thy pains, as having wrought 
In the same mines of knowledge; and thence 

brought 

Humanity enough to be a friend, 
And strength to be a champion, and defend 
Thy gift 'gainst envy. O how I do count 
Among my comings in, and see it mount, 
The gain of two such friendships ! Heyward and 
Selden ! two names that so much understand ! 
On whom I could take up, and ne'er abuse 
The credit, that would furnish a tenth muse ! 
But here's no time nor place my wealth to tell, 
You both are modest. So am I. Farewell. 

XXXII. 

AN EPISTLE TO A FRIEND, 
(MASTER COLBY,) 

TO PERSUADE HIM TO THE WARS. 

Wake, friend, from forth thy lethargy ! the drum 
Beats brave and loud in Europe, and bids come 
All that dare rouse : or are not loth to quit 
Their vicious ease, and be o'erwhelm'd with it. 

He, thou hast given it to, 

Thy learned chamber-fellow, &c.] The rolnme is dedicated 
by Selden to " my most beloved friend, and chamber-fellow, Ed- 
ward Heyward, of Cardeston, in Norfolk, Esq.'' 



368 UNDERWOODS. 

It is a call to keep the spirits alive 
That gasp for action, and would yet revive 
Man's buried honour, in his sleepy life : 
Quickning dead nature to her noblest strife. 
All other acts of worldlings are but toil 
In dreams, begun in hope, and end in spoil. 
Look on the ambitious man, and see him nurse 
His unjust hopes with praises begg'd, or, 

worse, 

Bought flatteries, the issue of his purse, 
Till he become both their and his own curse ! 
Look on the false and cunning man, that loves 
No person, nor is loved : what ways he proves 
To gain upon his belly ; and at last 
Crush 'd in the snaky brakes that he had past ! 
See the grave, sour, and supercilious sir, 
In outward face, but inward, light as fur, 
Or feathers, lay his fortune out to show, 
Till envy wound or maim it at a blow ! 
See him that's call'd, and thought the happiest 

man, 

Honour'd at once, and envied (if it can 
Be honour is so mix'd) by such as would 
For all their spite, be like him, if they could : 
No part or corner man can look upon, 
But there are objects bid him to be gone 
As far as he can fly, or follow day, 
Rather than here so bogg'd in vices stay. 
The whole world here leaven'd with madness 

swells; 

And being a thing blown out of nought, rebels 
Against his Maker, high alone with weeds, 
And impious rankness of all sects and seeds : 
Not to be check'd or frighted now with fate, 
But more licentious made and desperate ! 
Our delicacies are grown capital, 
And even our sports are dangers ! what we call 



UNDERWOODS, 369 

Friendship, is now mask'd hatred ! justice fled, 
And shamefac'dness together ! all laws dead 
That kept man living ! pleasures only sought ! 
Honour and honesty, as pcor things thought 
As they are made ! pride and stiffclownage mix'd 
To make up greatness ! and man's whole good 

fix'd 

In bravery, or gluttony, or coin, 
All which he makes the servants of the groin! 
Thither it flows: how much did Stallion spend 
To have his court-bred filly there commend 
His lace and starch ; and fall upon her back 
In admiration, stretch'd upon the rack 
Of lust, to his rich suit, and title, Lord ? 
Ay, that's a charm and half! she must afford 
That all respect, she must lie down ; nay, more, 
Tis there civility to be a whore : 
He's one of blood and fashion ! and with these 
The bravery makes she can no honour leese : 
To do't with cloth, or stuffs, lust's name might 

merit, 
With velvet, plush, and tissues, it is spirit. 

O these so ignorant monsters, light, as proud! 
Who can behold their manners, and not cloud- 
Like, on them lighten ? If that nature could 
Not make a verse, anger or laughter would, 

If Nature could 

Not make a verse^ &c.j This epistle, which possesses no 
ordinary degree of merit, partakes of the nature of satire. The 
author had hi faTourite, Horace, in view, when he drew it up, 
though the particular allusion in the quotation is to Juvenal : 

Si natura negat^facit indignatio vcrsum, 
The couplet just above, 

To do't with chth, &c. is also from this author, but in a higher 
tone: 

alea turpis 

Turpe et adulterium mediocribus, hcec eadem illi 
Omnia cumfaciant nitidi Moresque vocantvr. Sat, xi. 

VOL. viii. B b 



370 UNDERWOODS. 

To see them aye discoursing with their glass, 
How they may make some one that day an ass, 
Planting their purls, and curls, spread forth like 

net, 
And every dressing for a pit-fall set 

To catch the flesh in, and to pound a 

Be at their visits, see them squeamish, sick, 

Ready to cast atone whose band sits ill, 

And then leap mad on a neat picardill, 

As if a hrize were gotten in their tail ; 

And firk, and jerk, and for the coachman rail, 

And jealous each of other, yet think long 

To be abroad chanting some bawdy song, 

And laugh, and measure thighs, then squeak, 

spring, itch, 

Do all the tricks of a salt lady bitch ! 
For t'other pound of sweetmeats, he shall feel 
That pays, or what he will : the dame is steel. 
For these with her young company she'll enter, 
Where Pitts, or Wright, or Modet would not 

venture ; 

And comes by these degrees the style t'inherit 
Of woman of fashion, and a lady of spirit. 
Nor is the title question'd with our proud, 
Great, brave,and fashion'd folk, these are allow'd ; 
Adulteries now are not so hid, or strange, 
They're grown commodity upon Exchange; 
He that will follow but another's wife, 
Is loved, though he let out his own for life; 
The husband now's call'd churlish, or a poor 
Nature, that will not let his wife be a whore ; 
Or use all arts, or haunt all companies 
That may corrupt her, even in his eyes. 
The brother trades a sister, and the friend 
Lives to the lord, but to the lady's end. 
Less must not be thought on than mistress ; or 
If it be thought, kill'd like her embrionsj for 



UNDERWOODS. 371 

"Whom no great mistress hath as yet infam'd 
A fellow of coarse letchery, is nam'd, 
The servant of the serving- woman, in scorn, 
Ne'er came to taste the plenteous marriage-horn. 
Thus they do talk. And are these objects fit 
For man so spend his money on? his wit? 
His time? health? soul? Will he for these go 

throw 

Those thousands on his back, shall after blow 
His body to the Counters, or the Fleet ? 
Is it for these that Fine-man meets the street 
Coach'd, or on foot-cloth, thrice chang'd every 

day, 

To teach each suit he has, the ready way 
From Hyde-park to the stage, where at the last 
His dear and borrow'd bravery he must cast? 
When not his combs, his curling-irons, his glass, 
Sweet bags, sweet powders, nor sweet words will 

pass 

For less security. O heavens ! for these 
Is it that man pulls on himself disease, 
Surfeit, and quarrel? drinks the t'other health ? 
Or by damnation voids it, or by stealth? 

What fury of late is crept into our feasts ? 
What honour given to the drunkenest guests? 
What reputation to bear one glass more, 
When oft the bearer is born out of door ? 
This hath our ill-us'd freedom, and soft peace 
Brought on us, and will every hour increase. 
Our vices do not tarry in a place, 
But being in motion still, or rather in race, 
Tilt one upon another, and now bear 
This way, now that, as if their number were 
More than themselves, or than our lives could 

take, 

But both fell prest under the load they make. 

Bb 2 



572 UNDERWOODS. 

I'll bid thee look no more, but flee, flee, friend, 
This precipice, and rocks that have no end, 
Or side, but threatens ruin. The whole day 
Is not enough, now, but the nights to play : 
And whilst our states, strength, body, and mind 

we waste, 

Go make ourselves the usurers at a cast. 
He that no more for age, cramps, palsies can 
Now use the bones, we see doth hire a man 
To take the box up for him ; and pursues 
The dice with glassen eyes, to the glad views 
Of what he throws : likeletchers grown content 
To be beholders, when their powers are spent. 

Can we not leave this worm ? or will we not? 
Is that the truer excuse ? or have we got 
In this, and like, an itch of vanity, 
That scratching now's our best felicity? 
Well, let it go. Yet this is better, then 
To lose the forms arid dignities of men, 
To flatter my good lord, and cry his bowl 
Runs sweetly, as it had his lordship's soul : 
Although, perhaps it has, what's that to me, 
That may stand by, and hold my peace? will he, 
When I am hoarse with praising his each cast, 
Give me but that again, that I must waste 
In sugar candied, or in butter'd beer, 
For the recovery of my voice ? No, there 
Pardon his lordship; flatt'ry's grown so cheap 
With him, for he is followed with that heap, 
That watch and catch, at what they may ap- 
plaud, 

As a poor single flatterer, without bawd 
Is nothing, such scarce meat and drink he'll give 
But he that's both, and slave to both, shall live, 
And be belov'd, while the whores last. O times ! 
Friend, fly from hence, and let these kindled 
rhymes 



UNDERWOODS. 373 

Light thee from hell on earth; where flatterers, 

spies, 

Informers, masters both of arts and lies ; 
Lewd slanderers, soft whisperers, that let blood 
The life, and fame-veins, yet not understood 
Of the poor sufferers; where the envious, proud, 
Ambitious, factious, superstitious, loud 
Boasters, and perjur'd, with the infinite more 
Prevaricators swarm : of which the store 
(Because they're every where amongst mankind 
Spread through the world) is easier far to find, 
Than once to number, or bring forth to hand, 
Though thou wert Muster-master of the laud. 

Go, quit them all! And take along with thee, 
Thy true friend's wishes, COLBY,' which shall be, 
That thine be just and honest, that thy deeds 
Not wound thy conscience, when thy body 

bleeds ; 
That thou dost all things more for truth than 

glory, 

And never but for doing wrong be sorry ; 
That by commanding first thyself, thou mak'st 
Thy person fit for any charge thou tak'st: 
That fortune never make thee to complain, 
But what she gives, thou dar'st give her again ; 
That whatsoever face thy fate puts on, 
Thou shrink or start not ; but be always one ; 
That thou think nothing great but what is 

good; 

And from that thought strive to be understood. 
So, 'live or dead, thou wilt preserve a fame 
Still precious with the odour of thy name. 

J - And take along with thee 

Thy true friend's -wishes, Colby.] The name of the person 
to whom this epistle is addressed ; he appears to have been in 
the military service, and from the preceding line, was probably 
muster-master of the forces. WUAL. 



374 UNDERWOODS. 

And last, blaspheme not ; we did never hear 
Man thought the valianter/cause he durst swear; 
No more, than we should think a lord had had 
More honour in him, ^fcause we've known him 

mad : 

These take, and now go seek thy peace in war 7 
Who falls for love of God, shall rise a star. 

XXXIII. 

AN EPITAPH 
ON MASTER PHILIP GRAY. 

Reader, stay, 

And if I had no more to say, 

But here doth lie, till the last day, 

All that is left of PHILIP GRAY, 

It might thy patience richly pay ; 

For if such men as he could die,* 
What surety' of life have thou and I ? 

* For if such men, &c.] The force of this Epitaph is not felt, 
for want of knowing the character whose fate led to these 
reflections. 

Chetwood has an Epitaph on prince Henry, which he ascribet 
to Jonsou, and which the reader may perhaps expect to find 
in a collection of his works. I have little confidence in this 
writer, who seldom mentions his authorities ; and, to say the 
truth, can discover nothing of our author's manner in the com- 
position itself, which appears to be patched up from different 
poems, and is therefore omitted ; though I hare thought it 
right to mention the circumstance. 



UNDERWOODS. 375 

XXXIV. 

EPISTLE 

TO A FRIEND. 

They are not, sir, worst owers that do pay 
Debts when they can : good men may break 

their day, 

And yet the noble nature never grudge ; 
'Tis then a crime, when the usurer is judge, 
And he is not in friendship : nothing there 
Is done for gain ; ift be, 'tis not sincere. 
Nor should I at this time protested be, 
But that some greater names have broke with me, 
And their words too, where I but break my band ;* 
I add that BUT, because I understand 
That as the lesser breach : for he that takes 
Simply my band, his trust in me forsakes, 
And looks unto the forfeit. If you be 
Now so much friend, as you would trust in me, 
Venture a longer time, and willingly : 
All is not barren land doth fallow lie ; 
Some grounds are made the richer for the rest ; 
And I will bring a crop, if not the best. 

* Where / but break my band.] i. e. whereas, in the old sense 
of the word. Jonson pleads his cause well ; and probably kept 
his word (if it was taken) better than his bond. 



376 UNDERWOODS. 

XXXV. 
AN ELEGY. 

Can beauty, that did prompt me first to write, 

Now threaten, with those means she did invite? 

Did her perfections call me on to gaze, 

Then like, then love ; and now would theyamazel 

Or was she gracious afar off, but near 

A terror? or is all this but my fear? 

That as the water makes things, put in't strait, 

Crooked appear ; so that doth my conceit : 

I can help that with boldness ; and Love sware,* 

And fortune once, t'assist the spirits that dare. 

But which shall lead me on ? both these are blind. 

Such guides men use not, who their way would 

find, 

Except the way be error to those ends ; 
And then the best are still the blindest friends. 
Oh how a lover may mistake ! to think 
Or Love, or Fortune blind, when they but wink 
To see men fear ; or else for truth and state, 
Because they would free justice imitate, 
Vail their own eyes, and would impartially 
Be brought by us to meet our destiny. 
If it be thus ; come Love, and Fortune go, 
I'll lead you on ; or if my fate will so, 
That I must send one first, my choice assigns 
Love to my heart, and Fortune to my lines. 

6 And Love sware.] He alludes to the two proverbs, Faint 
heart, fyc. and Fortes F ortuna juvat . 



UNDERWOODS. 377 

XXXVI. 
AN ELEGY. 

By those bright eyes, at whose immortal fires 

Love lights his torches to inflame desires ; 

By that fair stand, your forehead, whence he 

bends 

His double bow, and round his arrows sends ; 
By that tall grove, your hair, whose globy rings 
He flying curls, and crispeth with his wings ; 
By those pure baths your either cheek discloses, 
Where he doth steep himself in milk and roses; 7 
And lastly, by your lips, the bank of kisses, 
Where men at once may plant and gather blisses : 
Tell me, my lov'd friend, do you love or no ? 
So well as I may tell in verse, 'tis so ? 
You blush, but do not: friends are either none, 
Though they may number bodies, or but one. 
I'll therefore ask no more, but bid you love, 
And so that either may example prove 
Unto the other ; and live patterns, how 
Others, in time, may love as we do now. 
Slip no occasion ; as time stands not still, 
I know no beauty, nor no youth that will. 

7 By those pure baths your either cheek discloses, 

Where he doth steep himself in milk and roses.] Though no 
date is prefixed to this Elegy, it was written before the cele- 
bration of Charts; for in the fifth ode there is an allusion to 
these and the following verses ; 

" And see ! 

Such my mother's blushes be 

As the bath your verse discloses 

In her cheeks of inilk and roses, &c. WHAL. 

This is a curious mode of settling precedency ; but it shall be 
as Whalley pleases. This little piece begins much better than 
it ends. 



378 UNDERWOODS. 

To use the present, then, is not abuse, 

You have a husband is the just excuse 

Of all that can be done him ; such a one 

As would make shift to make himself alone 

That which we can ; who both in you, his wife r 

His issue, and all circumstance of life, 

As in his place, because he would not vary, 

Is constant to be extraordinary. 

XXXVII. 

A SATIRICAL SHRUB.' 

A woman's friendship ! God, whom I trust in, 

Forgive me this one foolish deadly sin, 

Amongst my many other, that I may 

No more, I am sorry for so fond cause, say 

At fifty years, almost, to value it, 

That ne'er was known to last above a fit ! 

Or have the least of good, but what it must 

Put on for fashion, and take up on trust. 

Knew I all this afore ? had I perceiv'd, 

That their whole life was wickedness, though 

weav'd 

Of many colours ; outward, fresh from spots, 
But their whole inside full of ends, and knots ? 
Knew I that all their dialogues and discourse 
Were such as I will now relate, or worse? 

9 

* This is more in the style and manner of Donne than of 
our author. It may, however, be his ; though I suspect that 
the loose scraps found after his death, among his papers, were 
committed to the press without much examination. There was 
undoubtedly an intercommunity of Terse between the two 
friends ; but I do not wish to carry the argument any further. 

' Here (the folio says) something is wanting. 



UNDERWOODS. 379 

******# 
####*#* 

Knew I this woman? yes, and you do see, 
How penitent I am, or I should be. 
Do not you ask to know her, she is worse 
Than all ingredients made into one curse, 
And that pour'd out upon mankind, can be : 
Think but the sin of all her sex, 'tis she ! 
I could forgive her being proud ! a whore ! 
Perjur'd ! and painted ! if she were no more 
But she is such, as she might yet forestall 
The devil, and be the damning of us all. 

XXXVIII. 
A LITTLE SHRUB GROWING BY. 

Ask not to know this Man. 1 If fame should speak 
His name in any metal, it would break. 
Two letters were enough the plague to tear 
Out of his grave, and poison every ear. 
A parcel of Court- dirt, a heap, and mass 
Of all vice hurl'd together, there he was, 
Proud, false, and treacherous, vindictive, all 
That thought can add, unthankful, the lay-stall 
Of putrid flesh alive ! of blood the sink ! 
And so I leave to stir him, lest he stink. 

XXXIX. 

AN ELEGY. 

Though beauty be the mark of praise, 
And yours of whom I sing, be such, 
As not the world can praise too much, 

Yet 'tis your virtue now I raise. 

1 Ask not to know this A/an, &c.] This too is in the stjle of 
Donne. It was evidently designed to be a pendant of the former; 
whoever wrote that wrote this. 



380 UNDERWOODS. 

A virtue, like allay, so gone 

Throughout your form ; as though that move, 
And draw, and conquer all men's love, 

This subjects you to love of one, 

Wherein you triumph yet ; because 
'Tis of yourself, and that you use 
The noblest freedom, not to choose 

Against or faith, or honour's laws. 

But who could less expect from you, 

In whom alone Love lives agen ? 

By whom he is restor'd to men ; 
And kept, and bred, and brought up true? 

His falling temples you have rear'd, 
. The wither'd garlands ta'en away ; 

His altars kept from the decay 
That envy wish'd, and nature fear'd : 

And on them burn so chaste a flame, 
With so much loyalty's expense, 
As Love t' acquit such excellence, 

Is gone himself into your name. 

And you are he ; the deity 

To whom all lovers are design'd, 
That would their better objects find ; 

Among which faithful troop am I. 

Who, as an offering at your shrine, 2 
Have sung this hymn, and here entreat 
One spark of your diviner heat 

To light upon a love of mine. 

a Who, as an offering, &c.] The folio reads offspring. Cor. 
rccted by Whalley. 



UNDERWOODS. 381 

Which, if it kindle not, but scant 

Appear, and that to shortest view, 

Yet give me leave t' adore in you 
What I, in her, am grieved to want. 

XL. 
AN ELEGY. 3 

Fair friend, 'tis true, your beauties move 

My heart to a respect ; 
Too little to be paid with love, 

Too great for your neglect. 

I neither love, nor yet am free, 

For though the flame I find 
Be not intense in the degree, 

'Tis of the purest kind. 

It little wants of love but pain; 

Your beauty takes my sense, 
And lest you should that price disdain, 

My thoughts too feel the influence. 

'Tis not a passion's first access 

Ready to multiply ; 
But like love's calmest state it is 

Possest with victory. 

It is like love to truth reduc'd, 

All the false values gone, 
Which were created, and induc'd 

By fond imagination. 

* This little piece, which is not without merit, is carelessly 
thrown in towards the conclusion of the old folio, where it is 
united to " A New-year's Gift to king Charles I" 



382 UNDERWOODS. 

Tis either fancy or 'tis fate, 

To love you more than I : 
I love you at your beauty's rate, 

Less were an injury. 

Like unstampt gold, I weigh each grace, 

So that you may collect. 
Th' intrinsic value of your face, 

Safely from my respect. 

And this respect would merit love, 

Were not so fair a sight 
Payment enough ; for who dares move 

Reward for his delight ? 



XLI. 
AN ODE. 

To HIMSELF. 

Where dost Thou careless lie 

Buried in ease and sloth ? 
Knowledge, that sleeps, doth die ; 
And this security, 

It is the common moth, 

That eats on wits and arts, and [so] destroys them 
both: 4 

* That eats on wits and arts, and destroys them both.] A syl- 
lable is evidently lost, necessary to complete the measure ; I 
have inserted a monosyllable that helps it out, 

Versus fullurn cadentis. WHAL. 

Whalley's choice fell on quite ; I prefer so : the reader, 
perhaps, may stumble upon a better substitute than either. 



UNDERWOODS. 383 

Are all the Aonian springs 

Dried up ? lies Thespia waste ? 
Doth Clarius' harp want strings, 
That not a nymph now sings ; 

Or droop they as disgrac'd, 
To see their seats and bowers by chattering pies 
defac'd ? 

If hence thy silence be, 

As 'tis too just a cause ; 
Let this thought quicken thee : 
Minds that are great and free 

Should not on fortune pause, 
'Tis crown enough to virtue still, her own ap- 
plause. 

What though the greedy fry 

Be taken with false baits 
Of worded balladry, 
And think it poesy ? 

They die with their conceits, 
And only piteous scorn upon their folly waits. 

Then take in hand thy lyre, 

Strike in thy proper strain, 
With Japhet's line, aspire 
Sol's chariot for new fire, 5 

To give the world again : 

Who aided him, will thee, the issue of Jove's 
brain. 

* With Japhet's line aspire 

SoVs chariot for newjire.] He means Prometheus, the son 
of Japetus, who, as the poets say, was assisted by Minerva, in 
the formation of his man, whom he animated with fire taken 
from the chariot of the Sun. WHAL. 

This spirited Ode was probably among oar author's early 
performances. A part of the concluding stanza we have already 



384 UNDERWOODS. 

And since our dainty age 

Cannot indure reproof, 
Make not thyself a page, 

To that strumpet the stage, 
But sing high and aloof, 

Safe from the wolf 's black jaw, and the dull ass's 
hoof. 

XLII. 
THE MIND OF THE FRONTISPIECE 

TO A BOOK. 6 

From death and dark ohlivion (near the same) 

The mistress of man's life, grave History, 
Raising the world to good and evil fame 

Doth vindicate it to eternity. 
Wise Providence would so : that nor the good 

Might be defrauded, nor the great secured, 
But both mightknow their ways were understood, 

When vice alike in time with virtue dured : 

had in the u Apologetical Dialogue" at the conclusion of the 
Poetaster; and the whole might be written about the period of 
the appearance of that drama. Jonson's dislike to the stage 
here breaks out : but, in truth, this is not the only passage 
from which we are authorized to collect that necessity alone 
led him to write for the theatres. - 

6 These lines are prefixed to sir Walter Raleigh's History 
of the World) fol. 1614: they are descriptive of the orna- 
mental figures in the serious frontispiece to that volume, and 
can scarcely be understood without a reference to the plate 
itself. Jonson assisted Raleigh in this great work ; and, indeed, 
there were not many literary undertakings of importance, in 
his days, to which " the envious Ben" did not liberally afford 
his aid. 

The folio has been corrected from Raleigh's copy. It seems 
that Whalley was not acquainted with the purport of this little 
piece, or with its appearance in any volume previously to that 
of 1641. 



UNDERWOODS. 385 

Which makes that, lighted by the beamy hand 

Of Truth, that searcheth the most hidden 

springs, 
And guided by Experience, whose straight wand 

Doth mete, whose line doth sound the depth 

of things ; 
She cheerfully supported! what she rears, 

Assisted by no strengths but are her own, 
Some note of which each varied pillar bears, 

By which, as proper titles, she is known 
Time's witness, herald of Antiquity, 
The light of Truth, and life of Memory. 



XLIV. 

AN ODE 

To JAMES EARL OF DESMOND.? 

Where art thou, Genius? I should use' 
Thy present aid : arise Invention, 

Wake, and put on the wings of Pindar's Muse, 
To tower with my intention 

' One of our author's earliest pieces. " It was written," (the 
folio says,) " in queen Elizabeth's time, since lost, and 
recovered." 

This earl was, I believe, the son of Gerald, sixteenth earl 
of Desmond, a most powerful nobleman, and a formidable 
rebel, who gave Elizabeth a world of uneasiness. Ht was, 
however, mastered at length, and his vast possessions, which 
extended over several counties, were in 1582 forfeited to the 
crown. His son James, the person, I presume, to whom this ode 
was addressed, was restored in blood and honour, in 1600. 
From the allusions to his state of disfavour, and the call upon 
him to continue in his loyalty, and wait the reward of his virtue, 

VOL. VIII. C C 



S86 UNDERWOODS. 

High as his mind, that doth advance 
Her upright head, above the v reach of chance, 

Or the times envy. 

Cynthius, I apply 
My bolder numbers to thy golden lyre : 

O then inspire 
Thy priest in this strange rapture ! heat my brain 

With Delphic fire, 

That I may sing my thoughts in some unvulgar 
strain. 

Rich beam of honour, shed your light 
On these dark rhymes, that my affection 
May shine, through every chink, to every sight, 

Graced by your reflection ! 
Then shall my verses, like strong charms, 
Break the knit circle of her stony arms, 
That holds your spirit, 
And keeps your merit 
Lock'd in her cold embraces, from the view 

Of eyes more true, 

Who would with judgment search, searching 
conclude, 

As prov'd in you, 

True noblesse. Palm grows straight, though 
handled ne'er so rude. 

the poem must have been written before that period. There is 
something prophetic in the last stanza : 

'' If I auspiciously divine, 
As my hope tells then our fair Phoebe's shine 

Shall light those places 

With lustrous graces 
Where darkness, with her gloomy. scepter'd hand, 

Doth now command." 



UNDERWOODS. 387 

Nor think yourself unfortunate; 

If subject to the jealous errors 
Of politic pretext, that wries a state, 

Sink not beneath these terrors : 

But whisper, O glad innocence, 
Where only a man's birth is his offence ; 

Or the disfavour 

Of such as savour 
Nothing, but practise upon honour's thrall, 

O virtue's fall ! 
When her dead essence, like the anatomy 

In Surgeons' hall, 
Is but a statist's theme to read phlebotomy. 

Let Brontes, and black Steropes, 
Sweat at the forge, their hammers beating ; 
Pyracmon's hour will come to give them ease, 
Though but while the metal's heating : 
And, after all the ^Etnaean ire, 
Gold, that is perfect, will outlive the fire. 
For fury wasteth, 
As patience lasteth. 
No armour to the mind ! he is shot-free 

From injury, 
That is not hurt ; not he, that is not hit; 

So fools, we see, 

Oft scape an imputation, more through luck than 
wit. 

But to yourself, most loyal lord, 

(Whose heart in that bright sphere flames 

clearest, 

Though many gems be in your bosom stor'd, 
Unknown which is the dearest) 
If I auspiciously divine, 
As my hope tells, that our fair Phoebe's shine, 8 

Our fair Phoebe's shine.] Whalley corrupted this into fair 
C C2 



388 UNDERWOODS: 

Shall light those places 
With lustrous graces, 

Where darkness,withher gloomy scepter'd hand, 
Doth now command ; 

then, my best-best lov'd let me importune, 

That you will stand, 

As far from all revolt, as you are now from 
fortune. 

XLV. 
AN ODE. 

High-spirited friend, 

1 send nor balms, nor corsives to your wound ; 

Your faith hath found 
A gentler, and more agile hand, to tend 
The cure of that which is but corporal, 
And doubtful days, which were nam'd critical, 

Have made their fairest flight, 

And now are out of sight. 
Yet doth some wholsome physic for the mind, 

Wrapt in this paper lie, 
Which in the taking if you misapply, 

You are unkind. 

Your covetous hand, 
Happy in that fair honour it hath gain'd, 

Must now be rein'd. 

True valour doth her own renown command 
In one full action ; nor have you now more 
To do, than be a husband of that store. 

Phoebus' shine. Fair is net the best epithet for the god ; but he 
did ot st-c the author's meaning, nor that the allusion was to 
"the beautified" Elizabeth, who lo?ed to be flattered with the 
appellation of Phoebe or Diana. 



UNDERWOOD! 339 

Think but how dear you bought 
This same which you have caught, 
Such thoughts will make you more in love with 

truth : 

'Tis wisdom, and that high, 
For men to use their fortune reverently, 

Even in youth. 

XLVI. 
AN ODE. 

Helen, did Homer never see 
Thy beauties, yet could write of thee? 
Did Sappho, on her seven-tongued lute, 
So speak, as yet it is not mute, 9 
Of Phaon's form ? or doth the boy, 
In whom Anacreon once did joy, 
Lie drawn to life in his soft verse, 
As he whom Maro did rehearse ? 
Was Lesbia sung by learn'd Catullus, 
Or Delia's graces by Tibullus ? 
Doth Cynthia, in Propertius' song, 
Shine more than she the stars among ? 
Is Horace his each love so high 
Rapt from the earth, as not to die ; 
With bright Lycoris, Gallus' choice, 
Whose fame hath an eternal voice ? 
Or hath Corinna, by the name 
Her Ovid gave her, dimm'd the fame 

9 _ a yet it is not mute, &c.] From Horace : 



Spirat adhuc amor, 



Vivuntque commissi calores 

JEolicr. fidilus puella. 
Nee si quid olim lusit 
Delevit eetas, fyc. 






390 UNDERWOODS. 

Of Csesar's daughter, and the line 
Which all the world then styled divine ? 
Hath Petrarch since his Laura raised 
Equal with her? or Ronsart praised 
His new Cassandra 'hove the old, 
Which all the fate of Troy foretold ? 
Hath our great Sidney, Stella set 
Where never star shone brighter yet ? 
Or Constable's ambrosiac muse 
Made Dian not his notes refuse r * 
Have all these done and yet I miss 
The swan so relish'd Pancharis 2 



1 Or Constable's ambrosiac muse 

Made Dian not his notes refuse?^ This author, though 
honoured with so ample a testimony from Jonson, is almost un- 
known in this age. " Henry Constable," in the words of Antony 
Wood, " was a great master of the English tongue ; and there was 
no gentleman of our nation who had a more pure, quick, and 
higher delivery of conceit than he : witness, among all others, 
that sonnet of his before the poetical translation called the 
Furies, made by king James the first of England, while he was 
king of the Scots. He hath also several sonnets extant, written 
to sir Philip Sidney ; some of which are set before the Apology 
for Poetry, written by the said knight." This author flourished 
in the reign of queen Elizabeth. WHAL. 

Antony's taste in poetry was not very refined, and he did not 
therefore discover that his author (Edmund Bolton) had unluckily 
fixed upon one of Constable's worst sonneti. The Diana of 
which Jonson speaks, was published in 1594. Constable seems 
to have been the most voluminous sonnet-writer of those son- 
neteering times ; and to have acquired a reputation rather more 
than equal to his merits : since, besides Jonson, he is mentioned 
with praise by others of his contemporaries, and placed imme- 
diately after Spenser by Judicio, in the Return from Parnassus : 

li Sweet Constable doth take the wondering ear, 
And lays it up in willing prisonraent." 

* And yet I miss 

The swan so relisk'd Pancharis.] This was the French ppe$ 
Eoncfons, or Bone/onius ; who, in imitation of Secundus, wrote 






UNDERWOODS. 391 

And shall not I my Celia bring, 
Where men may see whom I do sing ? 
Though I, in working of my song, 
Come short of all this learned throng, 
Yet sure my tunes will be the best, 
So much my subject drowns the rest. 

XLVII. 

A SONNET, 

To THE NOBLE LADY, THE LADY 
MARY WROTH. 

I that have been a lover, and could shew it, 
Thoughnotin these, in rhymesnotwhollydumb, 
Since I esxcribe your sonnets, 3 am become 

A better lover, and much better poet. 

Basia, in the praise of his mistress Pancharis. He has a cha- 
racter for tenderness and delicacy. WHAL. 

3 Since I exscribe your sonnets, <fcc.] The allusion is probably 
to lady Wroth'g Urania, a pastoral romance published in 1641. 
This, in imitation of her uncle's (Sir Philip Sidney's) Arcadia, 
is interspersed with songs, sonnets, and other little pieces of 
poetry, -which our author, who seems to have been favoured 
with the MS. was permitted to copy. The Urania has long been 
forgotten, and no revolution in taste or manners can ever revive 
its memory ; yet it was once in considerable vogue ; it did not, 
perhaps, like Tetrachordon, number good intellects, yet it cer- 
tainly counted many bright eyes, among its admirers. The poe- 
tical part of Urania is rather above than below the usual stan- 
dard of ladies rhymes, and though the chariest maid of these 
times may read it without the smallest peril, (except of her 
patience) it was looked upon as inflammatory by the combustible 
damsels of James's days : 

" The lady Wroth's Urania is complete 
With elegancies; but too full of heat," 

Sir Aston Cokayne says ; and he was not singular in his opinion. 



392 UNDERWOODS. 

Nor is my Muse or I asham'd to owe it 

To those true numerous graces, whereof some 
But charm the senses, others overcome 

Beth brains and hearts ; and mine now best do 
know it : 

For in your verse all Cupid's armory, 

His flames, his shafts, his quiver, and his bow, 
His very eyes are yours to overthrow. 

But then his mother's sweets you so apply, 
Her joys, her smiles, her loves, as readers take 
For Venus' ceston every line you make. 

The following sonnet may serve as a specimen of the poetry 
which our author exscribcd: it is neither the best nor the worst 
of the collection : 

SONNET. 

" Late in the forest I did Cupid see, 

Cold, wet, and crying, he had lost his way ; 
And being blind was farther like to stray : 

Which sight a kind compassion- bred in me. 

I gently took and dried him, while that he, 

Poor child, complain'd he starred was with stay, 
And pined for want of his accustom'd prey ; 

For none in that wild place his host would be. 

I glad was of his finding, thinking sure 

This service should my freedom still procure ; 

And to my breast I took him then unharm'd, 
Carr'ing him safe unto a myrtle bower : 
But in the way he made me feel his power, 

Burning my heart, who had him kindly warm'd." 

Sir Robert Wroth, the husband of this celebrated lady, was 
also a poet : fortunately his genius was turned to wit, as hers 
to love ; so that the respective pursuits of this tuneful pair did 
not clash, and the domestic harmony continued unbroken to 
the end : 

Felices ter et ampltus 
Quos irrupta tenet copula^ nee malis 

Divulsus querimoniis 
Supremo, citins sol-vet amor die i 



UNDERWOODS 393 

XLVIII. 

A FIT OF RHYME AGAINST RHYME. 

Rhyme, the rack of finest wits, 
That expresseth but by fits 

True conceit, 

Spoiling senses of their treasure, 
Cozening judgment with a measure, 

But false weight ; 

Wresting words from their true calling ; 
Propping verse for fear of falling 

To the ground ; 

Jointing syllabes, drowning letters, 
Fastening vowels, as with fetters 

They were bound ! 
Soon as lazy thou wert known, 
All good poetry hence was flown, 

And art banish'd : 
For a thousand years together, 
All Parnassus' green did wither, 

And wit vanish'd ! 
Pegasus did fly away, 
At the wells no Muse did stay, 

But bewailed, 
So to see the fountain dry, 
And Apollo's music die, 

All light failed ! 

Starveling rhymes did fill the stage, 
Not a poet in an age 

Worthy crowning. 
Not a work deserving bays, 
Nor a line deserving praise, 

Pallas frowning : 



UNDERWOODS. 

Greek was free from rhyme's infection, 
Happy Greek, by this protection, 

Was not spoiled. 

Whilst the Latin, queen of tongues, 
Is not yet free from rhyme's wrongs, 

But rests foiled. 

Scarce the hill again doth flourish, 
Scarce the world a wit cloth nourish, 

To restore 

Phoebus to his crown again ; 
And the Muses to their brain ; 

As before. 

Vulgar languages that want 
Words, and sweetness, and be scant 

Of true measure, 
Tyrant rhyme hath so abused, 
That they long since have refused 

Other cesure. 

He that first invented thee, 
May his joints tormented be, 

Cramp'd for ever ; 
Still may syllabes* jar with time, 
Still may reason war with rhyme, 

Resting never! 

May his sense when it would meet 
The cold tumour in his feet, 

Grow unsounder ; 
And IMS title be long fool, 
That in rearing such a school 

Was the founder ! 



4 Still may syllabes.] Whalley reads syllables here and in 
the preceding page, but injuriously in both places. Jonson uses 
ayllabe almost invariably ; for which he is commended by Home 
Tooke. 



UNDERWOODS. 395 

XLIX. 
AN EPIGRAM 

ON WILLIAM LORD BURLEIGH, 
LORD HIGH TREASURER OF ENGLAND.* 

If tbou wouldst know the virtues of mankind, 
Read here in one, what thou in all canst find, 
And go no further : let this circle be 
Thy universe, though his epitome. 
CECIL, the grave, the wise, the great, the good, 
What is there more that can ennoble blood ? 
The orphan's pillar, the true subject's shield, 
The poor'sfull store-house, and justservant'sfield. 
The only faithful watchman for the realm, 
That in all tempests never quit the helm, 
But stood unshaken in his deeds and name, 
And labour'd in the work ; not with the fame : 
That still was good for goodness' sake, nor 

thought 

Upon reward, till the reward him sought. 
Whose offices and honours did surprise, 
Rather than meet him : and before his eyes 
Clos'd to their peace, he saw his branches shoot, 
And in the noblest families took root, 

5 An Epigram^ &c.] " Presented (the fol. says) upon a plate 
of gold to his son Robert earl of Salisbury, when he wag also 
Treasurer." Lord Burleigh died in August, 1598. There are 
no means of ascertaining the date of this epigram : if it was 
written on the same occasion as that noble one, p. 185, it was 
produced in 1608. But whatever might be the period of its 
appearance, it was equally worthy of the poet, and the patron, 
who must have been highly gratified with the judicious and cha- 
racteristic applause bestowed on the great statesman to whose 
honours he succeeded. 



396 UNDERWOODS. 

Of all the land : Who now at such a rate, 
Of divine blessing, would not serve a state ? 

L. 

AN EPIGRAM 
To THOMAS LORD ELESMERE,* 

THE LAST TERM HE SAT CHANCELLOR. 

So, justest lord, may all your judgments be 
Laws; and no change e'er come to one decree: 
So may the king proclaim your conscience is 
Law to his law ; and think your enemies his : 
So, from all sickness, may you rise to health, 
The care and wish still of the public wealth : 
So may the gentler muses, and good fame, 
Still fly about the odour of your name ; 
As, with the safety' and honour of the laws, 
You favour truth, and me, in this man's cause ! 

LT. 

ANOTHER 
TO THE SAME.* 

The judge his favour timely then extends, 
When a good cause is destitute of friends, 

* For this excellent person see p. 192. He held the seals, 
in compliance with the reiterated intreaties of James, till the 
3d of March, 1617, when, as Camden tells us, the king received 
them from him with tears of gratitude. 

This Epigram (Jonson says) was written for a poor man, who 
had a suit depending before lord Elesmere. Its date may be re. 
ferred to Michaelmas Term, 1616. 

* For the same poor man. 



UNDERWOODS. 397 

Without the pomp of counsel ; or more aid, 
Than to make falsehood blush, and fraud afraid : 
When those good few, that her defenders be, 
Are there for charity, and not for fee. 
Such shall you hear to-day, and find great foes 
Both arm'd with wealth and slander to oppose, 
Who thus long safe, would gain upon the times 
A right by the prosperity of their crimes ; 
Who, though their guilt and perjury they know, 
Think, yea, and boast, that they have done it so, 
As, though the court pursues them on the scent, 
They will come off, and 'scape the punishment. 
When this appears, just lord, to your sharp sight, 
He does you wrong, that craves you to do right. 

LII. 
AN EPIGRAM 

TO THE COUNSELLOR THAT PLEADED, 
AND CARRIED THE CAUSE. 

That I hereafter do not think the bar, 
The seat made of a more than civil war, 8 
Or the great hall at Westminster, the field 
Where mutual frauds are fought, and no side 

yield, 

That henceforth I believe nor books, nor men, 
Who 'gainst the law weave calumnies, my BEN N ; 

^ A more than civil war.] 

plvsquam civilia bella. LUCAN. 

' Who 'gainst the law weave calumnies, my .] This blank, 

I imagine, was to have been filled with the name of the coun- 
sellor who pleaded in the cause : it must be a word of one 
syllable, and answer in rhyme to men, the close of the preceding 



398 UNDERWOODS. 

But when I read or hear the names so rife, 
Of hirelings, wranglers, stitchers-to of strife, 
Hook-handed harpies, gowned vultures, put 
Upon the reverend pleaders ; do now shut 
All mouths that dare entitle them, from hence, 
To the wolf's study, or dog's eloquence ; 
Thou art my cause : whose manners since I knew, 
Have made me to conceive a lawyer new. 
So dost thou study matter, men, and times, 
Mak'st it religion to grow rich by crimes ; 
Dar'st not abuse thy wisdom in the laws, 
Or skill to carry out an evil cause : 
But first dost vex, and search it ! if not sound, 
Thou prov'st the gentler ways to cleanse the 

wound, 

And make the scar fair; if that will not be, 
Thou hast the brave scorn to put back the fee ! 
But in a business that will bide the touch, 
What use, what strength of reason, and how much 
Of books, of precedents hast thou at hand ! 
As if the general store thou didst command 
Of argument, still drawing forth the best, 
And not being borrow'd by thee, but possest. 
So com'st thou like a chief into the court 
Arm'd at all pieces, as to keep a fort 
Against a multitude ; and, with thy style 
So brightly brandish'd, wound'st, defend'st! the 

while 

Thy adversaries fall, as not a word 
They had, but were a reed unto thy sword. 
Then com'st thou off with victory and palm, 
Thy hearer's nectar, and thy client's balm, 
The court's just honour, and thy judge's love. 
And (which doth all achievements get above) 

verse. From these particulars, it is probable, the person here 
meant was Anthony Benn, who succeeded the solicitor Coventry 
in the recordership of London. WHAL. 



UNDERWOODS. 

Thy sincere practice breeds not thee a fame 
Alone, but all thy rank a reverend name. 

LIII. 

AN EPIGRAM 
To THE SMALL-POX. 

Envious and foul Disease, could there not be 
One beauty in an age, and free from thee ? 
What did she worth thy spite ? were there not 

store 

Of those that set by their false faces more 
Than this did by her true? she never sought 
Quarrel with nature, or in balance brought 
Art her false servant ; nor, for sir Hugh Plat, 9 
Was drawn to practise other hue, than that 
Her own blood gave her : she ne'er had, nor hath 
Any belief in madam Bawdbee's bath, 
Or Turner's oil of talc : nor ever got 
Spanish receipt to make her teeth to rot. 
What was the cause then? thought'st thou, itv 

disgrace 

Of beauty, so to nullify a face, 
That heaven should make no more ; or should 

amiss 

Make all hereafter, hadst thou ruin'd this ? 
Ay, that thy aim was ; but her fate prevail'd : 
And, scorn'd, thou'st shown thy malice, but hast 

fail'd ! 

9 Sir Hugh Plat.] He was a compiler of recipes for making 
cosmetics, oils, ointments, &c. &c.; one of his books is entitled, 
" Delights for ladies to adorne their persons, &c. 1628." 



400 UNDERWOODS. 

LIV. 
AN EPITAPH. 

What beauty would have lovely styled, 
What manners pretty, nature mild, 
What wonder perfect, all were filed 
Upon record, in this blest child. 
And till the coming of the soul 
To fetch the flesh, we keep the roll. 

LV. 
A SONG. 

LOVEIU 

Come, let us here enjoy the shade, 
For love in shadow best is made. 
Though Envy oft his shadow be, 
None brooks the sun-light worse than he. 

MISTRESS. 

Where love doth shine, there needs no sun, 
All lights into his one do run ; 
Without which all the world were dark ; 
Yet he himself is but a spark. 

ARBITER. 

A spark to set whole world a- fire, 
Who, more they burn, they more desire, 
And have their being, their waste to see ; 
And waste still, that they still might be. 



UNDERWOODS. 401 

CHORUS. 

Such are his powers, whom time hath styled, 
Now swift, now slow, now tame, now wild ; 
Now hot, now cold, now fierce, now mild ; 
The eldest god, yet still a child. 



LVI. 

AN EPISTLE 
To A FRIEND. 

Sir, I am thankful, first to heaven for you ; 
Next to yourself, for making your love true : 
Then to your love and gift. And all's but due. 

You have unto my store added a book, 
On which with profit I shall never look, 
But must confess from whom that gift I took. 

Not like your country neighbours that commit 
Their vice of loving for a Christmas-fit; 
Which is indeed but friendship of the spit: 

But, as a friend, which name yourself receive, 
And which you (being the worthier) gave me 

leave 
In letters, that mix spirits, thus to weave. 

Which, how most sacred I will ever keep, 
So may the fruitful vine my temples steep, 
And fame wake for me when I yield to sleep ! 

Though you sometimes proclaim me too severe, 
Rigid, and harsh, which is a drug austere 
In friendship, 1 confess : but, dear friend, hear. 

VOL. viii. D d 



402 UNDERWOODS. 

Little know they, that profess amity, 
And seek to scant her comely liberty, 
How much they lame her in her property. 

And less they know, who being free to use 
That friendship which no chance but love did 

choose, 
Will unto license that fair leave abuse. 

It is an act of tyranny, not love, 
In practis'd friendship wholly to reprove, 
As flattery, with friends' humours still to move. 

From each of which I labour to be free, 
Yet .if with cither's vice I tainted be, 
Forgive it, as my frailty, and not me. 

For no man lives so out of passion's sway, 
But shall sometimes be tempted to obey 
Her fury, yet no friendship to betray. 



LVII. 
AN ELEGY. 

'Tis true, I'm broke ! vows, oaths, and all I had f 

Of credit lost. And I am now run mad ; 

Or do upon myself some desperate ill : 

This sadness makes no approaches, but to kill. 

It is a "darkness hath block'd up my sense, 

And drives it in to eat on my offence, 

1 'Tis true, I >m broke, &c.] This, and the next three Elegies, 
are all addressed to the same person. The lady, whoeTer she 
was, appears to have had a loye affair with the poet, who, in a 
moment of intoxication, had betrayed her confidence, and dis- 
closed the secret of their connection. 



UNDERWOODS. 403 

Or there to starve it. Help, O you that may 

Alone lend succours, and this fury stay. 

Offended mistress, you are yet so fair, 

As light breaks from you that affrights despair, 

And fills my powers with persuading joy, 

That you should be too noble to destroy. 

There may some face or menace of a storm 

Look forth, but cannot last in such a form. 

If there be nothing worthy you can see 

Of graces, or your mercy here in me, 

Spare your own goodness yet ; and be not great 

In will and power, only to defeat. 

God and the good know to forgive and save ; 

The ignorant and fools no pity have. 

I will not stand to justify my fault, 

Or lay th' excuse upon the vintner's vault ; 

Or in confessing of the crime be nice, 

Or go about to countenance the vice, 

By naming in what company 'twas in, 

As I would urge authority for sin ; 

No, I will stand arraign'd and cast, to be 

The subject of your grace in pardoning me, 

And (styled yourmercy's creature) will live more, 

Your honour now, than your disgrace before. 

Think it was frailty, mistress, think me man, 
Think that yourself, like heaven, forgive me can: 
Where weakness doth offend, and virtue grieve, 
There greatness takes a glory to relieve. 
Think that I once was yours, or may be now ; 
Nothing is vile, that is a part of you. 
Error and folly in me may have crost 
Your just commands; yet those, not I, be lost. 
I am regenerate now, become the child 
Of your compassion; parents should be mild : 
There is no father that for one demerit, 
Or two, or three, a son will disinherit ; 
Dd 2 



404 UNDERWOODS. 

That is the last of punishments is meant; 

No man inflicts that pain, till hope he spent: 

An ill-affected limb, whate'er it ail, 

We cut not off, till all cures else do fail ; 

And then with pause ; for sever'd once, that's 

gone, 

Would live his glory, that could keep it on. 
Do not despair my mending ; to distrust 
Before you prove a medicine, is unjust: 
You may so place me, and in such an air, 
As not alone the cure, but scar be fair. 
That is, if still your favours you apply, 
And not the bounties you have done, deny. 
Could you demand the gifts you gave, again ! 
Why was'tr did e'er the clouds ask back their 

rain ? 

The sun his heat and light? the air his dew? 
Or winds the spirit by which the flower so grew ? 
That were to wither all, and make a grave 
Of that wise nature would a cradle have. 
Her order is to cherish and preserve ; 
Consumption's, nature to destroy and sterve. 
But to exact again what once is given, 
Is nature's mere obliquity ; as heaven 
Should ask the blood and spirits he hath infus'd 
In man, because man hath the flesh abus'd. 
O may your wisdom take example hence, 
God lightens not at man's each frail offence: 
He pardons slips, goes by a world of ills, 
And then his thunder frights more than it kills. 
He cannot angry be, but all must quake ; 
It shakes t 'en him that all things else doth shake, 
And how more fair and lovely looks the world 
In a calm sky, than when the heaven is I url'd 
About in clouds, and wrapt in racing weather, 
As all with storm and tempest ran together ! 



UNDERWOODS. 405 

O imitate that sweet serenity 
That makes us live, not that which calls to die. 
In dark and sullen morns do we not say, 
This looketh like an execution-day ? 
And with the vulgar doth it not ohtain 
The name of cruel weather, storm and rain? 
Be not affected with these marks too much 
Of cruelty, lest they do make you such ; 
But view the mildness of your Maker's state, 
As I the penitent's here emulate. 
He, when he sees a sorrow, such as this, 
Straight puts off all his anger, and doth kiss 
The contrite soul, who hath no thought to win 
Upon the hope to have another sin 
Forgiven him : and in that line stand I, 
Rather than once displease you more, to die, 
To suffer tortures, scorn, and infamy, 
What foola, and all their parasites can apply ; 
The wit of ale, and genius of the malt 
Can pump for, or a libel without salt 
Produce; though threat'ningwithacoal or chalk, 
On every wall, and sung where-e'er I walk. 
I number these, as being of the chore 
Of contumely, and urge a good man more 
Than sword, or fire, or ^vhat is of the race 
To carry noble danger in the face : 
There is not any punishment or pain, 
A man should fly from, as he would disdain. 
Then, mistress, here, here let your rigour end, 
And let your mercy make me asham'd t' offend ; 
I will no more abuse my vows to you, 
Than 1 will study falsehood, to be true. 

O that you could hut by dissection see 
How much you are the better part of me ; 
How all my fibres by your spirit do move, 
And that there is no life in me, but love ! 



406 UNDERWOODS. 

You would be then most confident, that though 
Public affairs command me now to go 
Out of your eyes, and be awhile away ; 
Absence or distance shall not breed decay. 
Your form shines here, here, fixed in my heart : 
I may dilate myself, but not depart. 
Others by common stars their courses run, 
When I see you, then I do see my sun : 
Till then 'tis all but darkness that I have ; 
Rather than want your light, 1 wish a grave. 



LVIII. 
AN ELEGY. 

To make the doubt clear, that no woman's true, 
Was it my fate to prove it full in you?* 

* To make the doubt clear, that no woman's true. 

Was it my fate to prove it full in you ?] There is a collection 
of Dr. Donne's poems in 8vo. 1669, amongst which is this elegy : 
how it came there I know not, for there is no doubt but it is 
Jonson's. WHA.L. 

Whalley appears not to have known that the elegy was 
printed in a 4to. edition of Donne's Poems, which came out in 
1633. I have already observed that there was a mutual com- 
munication of MSS. between the two poets, and the verses 
before us might be found among the doctor's papers, (for he 
was now dead) and published by his son, or by those who col. 
lected them, as his own. 

The preceding poem, in which the poet so ingenuously con- 
fessed his fault, and so earnestly sued for pardon, appears to 
have had its effect, and reconciled the lovers. They were still, 
however, imprudent : the lady in her turn trusted a false friend, 
who abused her confidence, and traduced the parties to each 
other, till he had stirred up a mutual jealousy, and finally se- 
parated them. On the discovery of this treachery, Jonson writes 
the second elegy, which, like the first, led to a reconciliation. 

I have no knowledge of the person to whom these Elegies 
were addressed. I once thought them to be scholastic exercises 



UNDERWOODS. 407 

Thought I but one had breath'd the purer air, 
And must she needs be false, because she's fair? 
Is it your beauty's mark, or of your youth, 
Or your perfection, not to study truth ? 
Or think you heaven is deaf, or hath no eyes, 
Or those it hath wink at your perjuries ? 
Are vows so cheap with women r or the matter 
Whereof they are made, that they are writ in 

water, 

And blown away with wind ? or doth their breath, 
Both hot and cold at once, threat life and death? 
Who could have thought so many accents sweet 
Tuned to our words, so many sighs should meet 
Blown from our hearts, so many oaths and tears 
Sprinkled among, all sweeter by our fears, 
And the divine impression of stol'n kisses, 
That seaFd the rest, could now prove empty 

blisses ? 

Did you draw bonds to forfeit? sign to break ? 
Or must we read you quite from what you speak, 
And find the truth out the wrong way ? or must 
He first desire you false, would wish you just? 
O, I profane ! though most of women be 
The common monster, thought shall except thee, 
My dearest love, though fro ward jealousy 
With circumstance might urge the contrary. 
Sooner I'll think the sun would cease to cheer 
The teeming earth, and that forget to bear ; 
Sooner that rivers would run back, or Thames 
With ribs of ice in June would bind his streams ; 
Or Nature, by whose strength the world endures, 
Would change her course, before you alter yours. 

like the desperate love verses of Donne and Cowley ; but they 
now strike me as too earnest for any thing but a real intrigue. 
The text of the folio (the blunders of which I am weary of 
noticing) has been much improved by a collation with the copy 
in Donne's works. 



408 UNDERWOODS; 

But, O, that treacherous breast ! to whom weak 

you 

Did trust our counsels, and we hoth may rue, 
Having his falsehood found too late ! 'twas he 
That made me cast you guilty, and you me; 
Whilst he, black wretch, betray'd each simple 

word 

We spake, unto the cunning of a third ! 
Curst may he be, that so our love hath slain, 
And wander wretched on the earth, as Cain ; 
Wretched as he, and not deserve least pity ! 
In plaguing him, let misery be witty. 
Let all eyes shun him, and he shun each eye, 
Till he be noisome as his infamy ; 
May he without remorse deny God thrice, 
And not be trusted more on his soul's price ; 
And after all self-torment, when he dies, 
May wolves tear out his heart, vultures his eyes, 
Swine eat his bowels, and his falser tongue, 
That utter'd all, be to some raven flung ; 
And let his carrion corse be a longer feast 
To the king's dogs, than any other beast ! 

Now I have curst, let us our love revive ; 
In me the flame was never more alive. 
I could begin again to court and praise, 
And in that pleasure lengthen the short days 
Of my life's lease ; like painters that do take 
Delight, not in made works, but whilst they make. 
I could renew those times when first I saw 
Love in your eyes, that gave my tongue the law 
To like what you liked, and at masques or plays, 
Commend the self-same actors the same ways ; 
Ask how you did, and often with intent 
Of being officious, grow impertinent ; 
All which were such soft pastimes, as in these 
Love was as subtly catch'd as a disease. 
But, being got, it is a treasure sweet, 
Which to defend, is harder than to get ; 



UNDERWOODS. 409 

And ought not be profaned on either part, 
For though 'tis got by chance, 'tis kept by art. 

LIX. 
AN ELEGY. 

That love's a bitter sweet, I ne'er conceive, 
Till the sour minute comes of taking leave, 
And then I taste it : but as men drink up 
In haste the bottom of a med'cined cup, 
And take some sirup after ; so do I, 
To put all relish from my memory 
Of parting, drown it, in the hope to meet 
Shortly again, and make our absence sweet. 
This makes me, mistress, that sometimes by 

stealth, 

Under another name, I take your health, 
And turn the ceremonies of those nights 
I give, or owe my friends, unto your rites ; 
But ever without blazon, or least shade 
Of vows so sacred, and in silence made : 
For though love thrive, and may grow up with 

cheer, 

And free society, he's born elsewhere, 
And must be bred, so to conceal his birth, 
As neither wine do rack it out, or mirth. 
Yet should the lover still be airy' and light, 
In all his actions, rarified to sprite : 
Not like a Midas, shut up in himself, 
And turning all he toucheth into pelf, 
Keep in reserv'd in his dark-lantern face, 
As if that excellent dulness were love's grace : 

No, mistress, no, the open, merry, man 
Moves like a sprightly river, and yet can 
Keep secret in his channels what he breeds, 
'Bove all your standing waters, choak'd with 

weeds. 



410 UNDERWOODS. 

They look at best like cream-bowls, and you soon 
Shall find their depth ; they are sounded with a 

spoon. 
They may say grace, and for. Love's chaplains 

pass, 

But the grave lover ever was an ass ; 
Is fix'd upon one leg, 3 and dares not come 
Out with the other, for he's still at home : 
Like the dull wearied crane, that, come on land, 
Doth while he keeps his watch, betray his stand ; 
Where he that knows will like a lapwing fly 
Far from the nest, and so himself belie 
To others, as he will deserve the trust 
Due to that one that doth believe him just. 
And such your servant is, who vows to keep 
The jewel of your name, as close as sleep 
Can lock the sense up, or the heart a thought, 
And never be by time or folly brought, 
Weakness of brain, or any charm of wine, 
The sin of boast, or other countermine, 
Made to blow up love's secrets, to discover 
That article may not become your lover: 

3 Isjix'd upon one kg, &c.] Jonson, like Donne, seems fond 
of drawing illustrations from this familiar implement. In his 
verses to Seldec, p. 365, he has done it very gracefully : 

" You that have been 

Ever at home, yet have all countries seen ; 
And, like a compass, keeping one foot still 
Upon your center, do your circle fill 
Of general knowledge." 

Donne is yet more fanciful and ingenious. He says to a wife 
who remains at home while her husband is abroad : 

l( Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show 
To move, but doth if th' other do : 
And though it in the center sit, 

Yet, when the other far doth roam, 
It leans, and hearkens after it, 

And grows erect as that comes home." 



UNDERWOODS. 411 

Which in assurance to your breast I tell, 
If I had writ no word, but, Dear, farewell ! 

LX. 
AN ELEGY. 

Since you must go, and I must bid farewell, 
Hear, mistress, your departing servant tell 
What it is like : and do not think they can 
Be idle words, though of a parting man. 
It is as if a night should shade noon-day, 
Or that the sun was here, but forced away ; 
And we were left under that hemisphere, 
Where we must feel it dark for half a year. 
What fate is this, to change men's days and hours, 
To shift their seasons, and destroy their powers ! 
Alas i I have lost my heat, my blood, my prime, 
Winter is come a quarter ere his time. 
My health will leave me ; and when you depart, 
How shall I do, sweet mistress, for my heart ? 
You would restore it! no ; that's worth a fear, 
As if it were not worthy to be there : 
O keep it still ; for it had rather be 
Your sacrifice, than here remain with me. 
And so I spare it : come what can become 
Of me, I'll softly tread unto my tomb ; 
Or, like a ghost, walk silent amongst men, 
Till I may see both it and you agen. 

LXI. 
AN ELEGY. 

Let me be what I am : as Virgil cold, 
As Horace fat, or as Anacreon old ; 



412 UNDERWOODS. 

No poet's verses yet did ever move, 

Whose readers did not think he was in love. 

Who shall forbid me then in rhyme to be 

As light, and active as the youngest he 

That from the Muses fountains doth endorse 

His lines, and hourly sits the poet's horse? 

Put on my ivy garland, let me see 

Who frowns, who jealous is, who taxeth me. 

Fathers and husbands, I do claim a right 

In all that is call'd lovely ; take my sight, 

Sooner than my affection from the fair. 

No face, no hand, proportion, line or air 

Of beauty, but the muse hath interest in : 

There is not worn that lace, purl, knot, or pin, 

But is the poet's matter; and he must, 

When he is furious, love, although not lust. 

Be then content, your daughters and your wives, 

If they be fair and worth it, have their lives 

Made longer by our praises ; or, if not, 

Wish you had foul ones, and deformed got, 

Curst in their cradles, or there chang'd by elves, 

So to be sure you do enjoy, yourselves. 

Yet keep those up in sackcloth too, or leather, 

For silk will draw some sneakingsongster thither. 

It is a rhyming age, and verses swarm 

At every stall ; the city cap's a charm. 

But I who live, and have lived twenty year, 
Where I may handle silk as free, and near, 
As any mercer, or the whale- bone man, 
That quilts those bodies I have leave to span ; 
Have eaten with the beauties, and the wits, 
And braveries of court, and felt their fits 
Of love and hate; and came so nigh to know 
Whether their faces were their own or no : 
It is not likely I should now look down 
Upon a velvet petticoat, or a gown, 



UNDERWOODS. 413 

Whose like I have known the tailor's wife put on, 4 
To do her husband's rites in, ere 'twere gone 
Home to the customer : his letchery 
Being the best clothes still to preoccupy. 
Put a coach-mare in tissue, must I horse 
Her presently? or leap thy wife, offeree, 
When by thy sordid bounty she hath on 
A gown of that was the caparison ? 
So I might doat upon thy chairs and stools, 
That are like cloth'd : must I be of those fools 
Of race accounted, that no passion have, 
But when thy wife, as thou conceiv'st, is brave? 
Then ope thy wardrobe, think me that poor groom 
That, from the footman, when he was become 
An officer there, did make most solemn love 
To every petticoat he brush'd, and glove 
He did lay up ; and would adore the shoe 
Or slipper was left off, and kiss it too ; 
Court every hanging gown, and after that 
Lift up some one, and do I tell not what. 
Thou didst tell me, and wert o'erjoyed to peep 
In at a hole, and see those actions creep 
From the poor wretch, which though he plaid in 

prose, 

He would have done in verse, with any of those 
Wrung on the withers by lord Love's despite, 
Had he the faculty to read and write ! 

* Whose like I have known the tailor's wife put on, &c.] Whe- 
ther this be the original sketch of the countess Pinnacia Stuffe 
in the New Inn, or be itself taken from that unfortunate play, 
as the lines are not dated, cannot be told; the resemblance, 
however, is perfect: 

" Master Stuffe, 

When he makes any fine garment that will suit me, 
Or any rich thing that he thinks of price, 
Then must I put it on," &c. 



414 UNDERWOODS. 

Such songsters there are store of; witness he 
That chanc'd the lace, laid on a smock, to see, 
And straightway spent a sonnet; with that other 
That, in pure madrigal, unto his mother 
Commended the French hood and scarlet gown 
The lady may'ress pass'd in through the town, 
Unto the Spittle sermon. 5 O what strange 
Variety of silks were on the Exchange! 
Or in Moor- fields, this other night, sings one! 
Another answers, 'las ! those silks are none, 
In smiling 1'envoy,' as he would deride 
Any comparison had with his Cheapside; 
And vouches both the pageant and the day, 
When not the shops, but windows do display 
The stuffs, the velvets, plushes, fringes, lace, 
And all the original riots of the place. 
Let the poor fools enjoy their follies, love 
A goat in velvet ; or some block could move 
Under that cover, an old midwife's hat ! 
Or a close-stool so cased ; or any fat 
Bawd, in a velvet scabbard ! I envy 
None of their pleasures ; nor will ask thee why 
Thou art jealous of thy wife's or daughter's case; 
More than of cither's manners, wit, or face ! 

5 Unto the Spittle sermon.~\ The Spittle sermons were preached 
at that time, in a pulpit erected for the purpose, in what is now 
called Spittle Square. They lasted through the Easter week. 

6 In smiling 1'envoy.] i. e. in a kind of supercilious close. 
For V envoy, see vol. iii. p. 478. 



UNDERWOODS. 415 

LXII. 

AN EXECRATION UPON 
VULCAN. 

And why to me this ? thou lame Lord of Fire ! ? 
What had I done that might call on thine ire ? 
Or urge thy greedy flames thus to devour 
So many my years' labours in an hour? 
I ne'er attempted aught against thy life ; 
Nor made least line of love to thy loose wife ; 
Or in remembrance of thy affront and scorn, 
With clowns and tradesmen, kept thee clos'd in 

horn.* 

'Twas Jupiter that hurl'd thee headlong down, 
And Mars that gave thee a lantern fora crown. 
Was it because thou wert of old denied, 
By Jove, to have Minerva for thy bride ; 
That since, thou tak'st all envious care and pain 
To ruin every issue of the brain ? 

Had I wrote treason here, or heresy, 
Imposture, witchcraft, charms, or blasphemy ; 
I had deserv'd then thy consuming looks, 
Perhaps to have been burned with my books. 

7 And why to me, &c.] Thig poem has no date affixed to it : 
it was printed in 4to. and I2mo. 1640, and again in the folio 
of that year ; the present text has been formed from a careful 
collation of all the copies. 

There is a degree of wit and vivacity in these verses which 
does no little credit to the equanimity of the poet, who speaks 
of a loss so irreparable to him, not only with forbearance, but 
with pleasantry and good humour. The lame lord is from 
Catullus : 

Scripta tardipedi deo daturum 
Infelicibus ustulandaflammis, 

8 With clowns and tradesmen kept thee clos'd in horn.~\ This is 
a joke of very ancient standing : Heus tu, qui Vulcanwn con- 
dusum in cornu geritf Plaut. Amphytr. WHAL. 



416 UNDERWOODS. 

But, on thy malice, tell me, Didst thou spy 
Any least loose or scurril paper lie 
Conceal'd, or kept there, that was fit to be, 
By thy own vote, a sacrifice to thee ? 
Did I there wound the honour of the crown, 
Or tax the glory of the church, or gown? 
Itch to defame the state, or brand the times, 
And myself most, in lewd self-boasting rhymes? 
If none of these, then why this fire? Or find 
A cause before, or leave me one behind. 
Had I compiled from Amadis de Gaul, 
The Esplandians, Arthurs, Palmerins, and all 
The learned library of Don Quixote, 
And so some goodlier monster had begot ; 
Or spun out riddles, or weav'd fifty tomes 
Of Logographes, or curious Palindromes, 
Or pump'd for those hard trifles, Anagrams, 
Or Eteostics, or your finer flams 
Of eggs, and halberds, cradles, and a herse, 
A pair of scissars, and a comb in verse ; 
Acrostichs, and telestichs on jump names,' 
Thou then hadst had some colour for thy flames, 
On such my serious follies : but, thou'lt say, 
There were some pieces of as base allay, 
And as false stamp there ; parcels of a play, 
Fitter to see the fire-light, than the day ; 
Adulterate monies, such as would not go : 
Thou shouldst have staid, till public Fame said so ; 

' Acrostichs, and tclestichs, &c.] All these fooleries in verse 
were practised ages ago, by writers who atoned for want of 
genius by the labour of their compositions. This is Whalley's 
remark, and it was undoubtedly so ; but the folly was again 
become epidemic, in consequence of the publication of Putten- 
ham's/7rte of English Poetrie 9 in which '' these prettie conceits, 
eggs, altars, wings, lozenges, rondels, and piramids" are recom- 
mended to the poet's imitation. " At the beginning'' (he says) 
they will seeme nothing pleasant to the English earc ; but time 
and usage will make them acceptable inough.'' 



UNDERWOODS. 417 

She is the judge, them executioner : 

Or, if thou needs would'st trench upon her 

power, 

Thou might'st have yet enjoy'd thy cruelty 
With some more thrift, and more variety : 
Thou might'st have had me perish piece by piece, 
To light tobacco, or save roasted geese, 
Singe capons, or crisp pigs, dropping their eyes; 
Condemn'd me to the ovens with the pies ;* 
And so have kept me dying a whole age, 
Not ravish'd all hence in a minute's rage. 
But that's a mark whereof thy rites do boast, 
To make consumption ever where thou go'st. 

Had I foreknown of this thy least desire 
To have held a triumph, or a feast of fire, 
Especially in paper; that that steam 
Had tickled thy large nostrils ; many a ream, 
To redeem mine, I had sent in : ENOUGH ! 
Thou shouldst have cried, and all been proper 

stuff. 

The Talmud and the Alcoran had come, 
With pieces of the Legend ; * the whole sum 
Of errant knighthood, with the dames and 

dwarfs; 

The charmed boats, and the inchanted wharfs, 
The Tristrams, Lancelots, Turpins, and the Peers, 
All the mad Rolands, and sweet Olivers ; 
To Merlin's marvels, and his Cabal's loss, 
With the chimera of the Rosie-cross, 
Their seals, their characters, hermetic rings, 
Their jem of riches, and bright stone that brings 

* The MS. of this piece in the British Museum reads, with 
more variety, 

" Clothe spices, or guard sweet-meats from the flies." 

With pieces of the Legend.] The Lives of the Saints: theae 
are well coupled with the Jewish and Mahomedan dreami. 

VOL. viir, E e 



418 UNDERWOODS. 

Invisibility, and strength, and tongues ; 
The art of kindling the true coal by Lungs; 
With Nicolas' Pasquils, Meddle with your match. 
And the strong lines that do the times so catch ;* 
Or captain Pamphlet's horse and foot, that sally 
Upon the Exchangestill, out of Pope's-head alley; 
The weekly courants, with Paul's seal ; * and all 
The admired discourses of the prophet Ball. 

These, hadst thou pleas'd either to dine or sup, 
Had made a meal for Vulcan to lick up. 4 
But, in my desk, what was there to accite 
So ravenous and vast an appetite ? 
I dare not say a body, but some parts 
There were of search, and mastery in the arts. 
All the old Venusine, in poetry, 
And lighted by the Stagerite, could spy, 
Was there made English ; with a grammar too, 
To teach some that their nurses could not do,* 

* The art of kindling the true coal by Lungs ; 
With Nicolas' Pasquils, Meddle with your match. 
And, the strong lines that do the times so catch.] Lungs (see 
yol. vi. p. 46) were the unhappy drudges kept by the alche- 
mists to blow their true (i. e. their beechen) coal ; for bellows 
were not used by them. 

Nicolas is probably Nic. Breton, a voluminous publisher, 
who has many little pieces under the name of Pasquil: such as 
Pasquil's Passion, Pasquil's Mad-cap, &c. In the pointing this 
line, the MS. in the British Museum has been followed. The 
strong lines, &c. are the political satires which were now dis- 
persed in great numbers, and caught the times but too success- 
fully. 

J The weekly courants, with Paul's seal, &c.] A sarcastical al- 
lusion to the stories fabricated by the idle walkers in St. Paul's, 
and weekly detailed by Butter and others as authentic intelli- 
gence. For the prophet Ball, see vol. v. p. 241. 

4 a wealjor Vulcan to lick up.J Thus Pope : 

" From shelf to shelf see greedy Vulcan roll, 
And lick up all the physic of the soul." 

* All the old Venusine, &c.] He alludes to his translation of 



UNDERWOODS. 419 

The purity of Language ; and, among 
The rest, my journey into Scotland sung, 
With all the adventures : three books, not afraid 
To speak the fate of the Sicilian maid, 
To our own ladies ; and in story there 
Of our fifth Henry, eight of his nine year; 
Wherein was oil, beside the succours spent, 
Which noble Carew, Cotton, Selden lent : 
And twice twelve years stored up humanity, 
With humble gleanings in divinity ; 
After the fathers, and those wiser guides, 
Whom faction had not drawn to study sides. 

How in these ruins, Vulcan, dost thou lurk, 
All soot and embers ! odious as thy work 1 
I now begin to doubt if ever Grace, 
Or goddess, could be patient of thy face. 
Thou woo Minerva ! or to wit aspire ! 
'Cause thou canst halt with us in arts and fire ! 
Son of the Wind ! for so thy mother, gone 
With lust, conceiv'd thee; father thou hadstnone. 

Horace's Art of Poetry, illustrated with notes from Aristotle's 
Poetics. The translation is preserved ; and much of what seemed 
to have been intended for the notes is likewise to be met 
with in the Discoveries : the Grammar is also preserved, and 
printed. WHAL. 

Literature sustained no little loss by the destruction of the 
Art of Poetry , illustrated, as it appears to have been, by a per- 
petual commentary from Aristotle. If any part of the Disco- 
veries were appended as notes, to the translation, it could not 
be very considerable. What we have now, forms, I believe, but 
a small part of the original matter ; consisting of occasional 
recollections only, set down, as they occurred, and several of 
them evidently of a late date. The translation itself, perhaps, 
is not what it was at first ; for the two copies of it which have 
reached us, and which may be only transcripts of transcripts, 
differ from each other in numberless instances. Whallcy is 
evidently wrong also in what he says of the Grammar. The 
perfect copy was destroyed ; and all that is come down to us 
are mere fragments ; parts, indeed, of the original materials, 
but dislocated, and imperfect. 



420 UNDERWOODS. 

When thou wert born, and that thou look'dst at 

best, 

She durst not kiss, but flung thee from her breast; 
And so did Jove, who ne'er meant thee his cup. 
No marie the clowns of Lemnos took thee up ! 
Foi none but smiths would have made thee a god. 
Some alchemist there may be yet, or odd 
'Squire of the squibs, against the pageant-day, 
May to thy name a VULCANALE say ; 
And for it lose his eyes with gun-powder, 
As th* other may his brains with quicksilver. 
Well fare the wise men yet, on the Bank-side, 
My friends, the watermen ! they could provide 
Against thy fury, when to serve their needs, 
They made a Vulcan of a sheaf of reeds, 
Whom they durst handle in their holiday coats, 
And safely trust to dress, not burn their boats. 
But, O those reeds ! thy mere disdain of them, 
Made thee beget that cruel stratagem, 
Which some are pleased to style but thy mad 

prank, 
Against the Globe, the glory of the Bank : * 

Against the Globe, the glory of the Bank.] The Globe play- 
house, situate on the Bank-side* burnt down about this time. 

WHAL. 

About what time ? The only notice which we hay of this 
poem is found in a letter by Howell " to his father, master Ben 
Jonson," dated 27th June, 1629. " Desiring you to look better 
hereafter to your charcole fire and chimney, which I am glad 
to be one that preserved from burning, this being the second time 
that Vulcan hath threatened you ; it may be because you hare 
spoken ill of his wife, and been too busy with his horns; I 
rest your son, &c. Here the allusion is evidently to the first 
ten lines of the " Execration :" but this decides nothing with 
respect to the period of its fitet appearance. 

The date of the fire at the Globe can be distinctly ascertained 
from a letter of Mr. Chamberlaine to sir Ralph Win wood, 
among the State papers. 

" The burning of the Globe, or Playhouse OB the Bankiide, 



UNDERWOODS. 421 

Which, though it were the fort of the whole 

parish, 
Flank'd with a ditch, and forced out of a marish, 



o St. Peter's day cannot escape you ; which fell out by a 
peale of chambers, that I know not upon what occasion were 
to be used in the play : the tompin or stopple of one of them 
lighting in the thatch that covered the house, burned it down 
to the ground in less than two hours, with a dwelling house 
adjoining ; and it was a great marvaile and fair grace of God 
that the people had so little harm, having but two narrow doors 
to get out." July 8th, 1613. 

It is useless to inquire why Jonson, whose memory, though 
less retentive than formerly, was yet perhaps sufficiently strong, 
remained inactive ; but with the exception of the two fragments 
just mentioned, he apparently made no effort to repair his loss. 

The Journey into Scotland was the ever memorable visit to 
Drummond, " that false friend," as Chetwood calls him, " who 
treats the memory of Ben as if he were an idle madman." 
Druramond could not appear more base than he now does -but, 
such was the honest warmth and affection of Jonson had this 
poem survived, his admirers would not have dared to insult the 
common sense and feeling of mankind by terming the splenetic 
hypocrite the friend of Jonson. 

The Rape of Proserpine may not perhaps be much regretted : 
but the destruction of the History of Henry Jift ft, which was so 
nearly completed, must ever be considered as a serious mis- 
fortune. The vigor and masculine elegance of Jonson's style, 
the clearness of his judgment, the precision of his intelligence, 
aided by the intimate knowledge of domestic and geueral history 
possessed byCarew, (George, lord Carew,) Cotton, and Selden, 
three of the most learned men of that or any other age, could 
not have been exerted without producing a work, of which, if 
spared to us, we might be justly proud. 

Of the value of the philological collections of twenty-four year$ t 
some idea may be formed from what remains of the Discoveries 
or notes on the Poetics of Aristotle and Horace ; and the Clean- 
ings in Divinity, if they had not answered a nobler and better 
purpose, would at least serve to bring additional shame on those 
who, in defiance of so many proofs to the contrary, spitefully 
persist in accusing the poet of a marked indifference to re- 
ligion, or, yet worse, of a restless tendency to ridicule and 
profane it. 



42 UNDERWOODS. 

I saw with two poor chambers taken in/ 

And razed ; ere thought could urge this might 

have been ! 

See the World's ruins ! nothing but the piles 
Left, and wit since to cover it with tiles. 
The brethren they straight nosed it out for news, 
'Twas verily some relict of the stews ; 
And this a sparkle of that fire let loose, 
That was raked up in the Winchestrian goose, 
Bred on the Bank in time of Popery, 
When Venus there maintain'd the mystery.* 
But others fell, with that conceit, by the ears, 
And cried it was a threatning to the bears, 
And that accursed ground, the Paris-garden : 
Nay, sigh'd a sister, Venus' nun, Kate Arden, 
Kindled the fire! but then, did one return, 
No fool would his own harvest spoil or burn ! 
If that were so, thou rather wouidst advance 
The place that was thy wife's inheritance. 
O no, cried all, Fortune, for being a whore, 
Scap'd not his justice any jot the more : ' 

1 I saw with two poor chambers taken in.] i. e. destroyed 
with two small pieces of ordnance. 

'And this a sparkle of that Jire let loose, 

That was raked up in the Winchestrian goose, 
Bred on the Bank in time of Popery , 

When Venus there maintained the mystery.] Anciently the 
Bank.side was a continued row of brothels, which were put down 
by proclamation in the time of Henry VIII. As this place was 
within the limits of the bishop of Winchester's jurisdiction, a 
person who had suffered in venereal combats, was opprobriously 
called a Winchester goose. WHAX. 
9 Fortune, for being a whore, 

'Scap'd not his justice any Jot the more."] There was in the 
city a theatre called the Fortune play-house^ which likewise suf- 
fered by fire about this time. WHAL. 

Again ! about this time. This is a very convenient mode of 
fixing events. But the Fortune was not burnt down till more 
than eight years after the Globe, that is, not till 1621. 



UNDERWOODS. 423 

He burnt that idol of the Revels too. 
Nay, let Whitehall with revels have to do, 
Though but in dances, it shall know his power; 
There was a judgment shewn too in an hour. 
He is right Vulcan still ! he did not spare 
Troy, though it were so much his Venus' care. 
Fool, wilt thou let that in example come ? 
Did not she save from thence to build a Rome ? 
And what hast thou done in these petty spites, 
More than advanced the houses and their rites? 
I will not argue thee, from those, of guilt, 
For they were burnt but to be better built : 
Tis true, that in thy wish they were destroy'd, 
Which thou hast only vented, not enjoy'd. 

It appears from Heywood's English Travellers, that this 
theatre took its name from a figure of Fortune : 

Old Lio. " Sirrah, come down. 

Reig. Not till my pardon's seal'd : I'll rather stand here> 
Like a statue, in the full front of your house 
For ever ; like the picture of dame Fortune, 
Before the Fortune play-bouse.'' 

In the preface to this comedy, Heywood says, " that mo- 
desty prevents him from exposing* his plays to the public view 
in numerous sheets, and a large volume, under the title of 
works, as others." Here, says the Biographia Dramatic!*, a 
stroke was probably aimed at Ben Jonson, uho gave his plays 
the pompous title of " Works.'' This stupid falsehood has been 
repeated a thousand times. Jonsou no more gave his plays the 
title of Works, than Shakspeare, Fletcher, Shirley, or any 
other writer ; nor is there a single instance of such a fact in 
existence. The whole matter is, that, when he collected his 
various pieces, consisting of Comedies, Tragedies, Masque*, En- 
tertainments, Epigrams, and a selection of Poetry, under the 
name of Forest, with equal taste and judgment, and with a clas- 
sical contempt of the mountebank titles of his time, he called 
the multifarious assemblage simply " The Works of Ben 
Jonson." For this proof of his good souse, he was slandered 
even in his own time ; and the charge of arrogance and vanity 
is, in OUT'BJ still repeated from fool to fool. 



424 UNDERWOODS. 

So would'st thou've run upon the rolls by stealth,* 
And didst invade part of the common- wealth, 
In those records, which, were all chronicles gone, 
Would be remembered by Six Clerks to one. 
But say all six, good men, what answer ye ? 
Lies there no writ out of the Chancery 
Against this Vulcan? no injunction, 
No order, no decree ? though we be gone 
At common-law ; methiriks, in his despite, 
A court of equity should do us right. 
But to confine him to the brew-houses, 
The glass-house, dye- fats, and their furnaces ; 
To live in sea-coal, and go forth in smoke; 
Or, lest that vapour might the city choak, 
Condemn him to the brick-kilns, or some hill- 
Foot, (out in Sussex,) to an iron mill; 
Or in small faggots have him blaze about 
Vile taverns, and the drunkards piss him out; 
Or in the Bellman's Ian thorn, like a spy, 
Burn to a snuff, and then stink out and die : 
I could invent a sentence, yet were worse ; 
But I'll conclude all in a civil curse. 
Pox on your flameship, Vulcan ! if it be 
To all as fatal as't hath been to me, 
And to Paul's steeple ; which was unto us 
'Bove all your fire-works had at Ephesus, 
Or Alexandria ; a and, though a divine 
Loss, remains yet as unrepaired as mine. 

1 So would'st thou've run upon the rolls, &c.] This alludes to 
a fire which took place in the Six Clerks Office ; bat I cannot 
specify ihe date of it : nor of that at Whitehall, mentioned ia 
the preceding page. 

* 'Bove all your fire-works had at Ephesus 

And Alexandria.] The burning of the temple of Dian at 
Ephesus, and the library at Alexandria. WHAI. 



UNDERWOODS. 425 

Would you had kept your forge at $ltna still ! 
And there made swords, bills, glaves, and arms 

your fill: 

Maintain'd the trade at Bilboa, or elsewhere, 
Struck in at Milan with the cutlers there ; 
Or staid but where the friar and you first met, 
Who from the devil's arse did guns beget , 
Or fixt in the Low Countries, where you 

might 

On both sides do your mischief with delight: 
Blow up and ruin, mine and countermine, 
Make your petards and granades, all your fine 
Engines of murder, and enjoy the praise 
Of massacring mankind so many ways ! 
We ask your absence here, we all love peace, 
And pray the fruits thereof and the encrt-ase; 
So doth the king, and most of the king's men 
That have good places : therefore once agen, 
Pox on thee, Vulcan ! thy Pandora's pox, 
And all the ills that flew out of her box 
Light on thee ! or, if those plagues will not do, 
Thy wife's pox on thee, and BessBroughton's too ! 



LXIII. 

A SPEECH, 

ACCORDING TO HORACE. 

Why yet, my noble hearts, they cannot say, 
But we have powder still for the king's day, 
And ordnance too : so much as from the Towe.r, 
T' have wak'd, if sleeping, Spain's ambassa- 
dour, 



426 UNDERWOODS. 

Old JEsop Gundomar : 3 the French can tell, 
For they did see it the last tilting well, 
That we have trumpets, armour, and great horse, 
Lances and men, and some a breaking force. 
They saw too store of feathers, and more may, 
If they stay here but till St. George's day. 
All ensigns of a war are not yet dead, 
Nor marks of wealth so from a nation fled, 
But they may see gold chains and pearl worn 

then, 

Lent by the London dames to the Lords' men : 
Withal, the dirty pains those citizens take, 
To see the pride at Court, their wives do make ; 
And the return those thankful courtiers yield, 
To have their husbands drawn forth to the field, 
And coming home to tell what acts were done 
Under the auspice of young Swinnerton. 4 
What a strong fort old Pimlico had been ! 
How it held out ! how, last, 'twas taken in ! 
Well, I say, thrive, thrive, brave Artillery-yard, 
Thou seed-plot of the war ! that hast not spar'd 
Powder or paper to bring up the youth 
Of London, in the military truth, 
These ten years day ; as all may swear that 

look 
But on thy practice, and the posture book. 



3 Old JEsof Gundomar.~\ Gundomar appears not to hare 
owed many obligations to nature : he was howefer a shrewd 
politician, and a bold and able negotiator. He was dreaded by 
the court, and disliked by the people, of which we have suffi- 
cient proof in the repeated attacks made upon him by the 
dramatic poets, the true mirrors of their times. 

+ Young Swinnerfon.'] Sir John Swinnerton was mayor of 
London in 1612. This aspiring and heroic youth was probably 
his son. The father had endeared himself to the citizens by 
many benefactions. 



UNDERWOODS. 427 

He that but saw thy curious captain's drill, 
Would think no more of Flushing or the Brill, 
But give them over to the common ear, 
For that unnecessary charge they were. 
Well did thy crafty clerk and knight, Sir Hugh, 
Supplant bold Panton, and brought there to 

view 

Translated ^Elian's tactics to be read, 
And the Greek discipline, with the modern, 

shed 

So in that ground, as soon it grew to be 
The city-question, whether Tilly or he 
Were now the greater captain? for they saw 
The Berghen siege, and taking in Bredau, 
So acted to the life, as Maurice might, 
And Spinola have blushed at the sight. 

O happy artl and wise epitome 
Of bearing arms ! most civil soldiery ! 
Thou canst draw forth thy forces, and fight dry 
The battles of thy aldermanity ; 
Without the hazard of a drop of blood ; 
More than the surfeits in thee that day stood. 
Go on, increas'd in virtue and in fame, 
And keep the glory of the English name 
Up among nations. In the stead of bold 
Beaucharnps and Nevills, Cliffords, Audleys old, 
Insert thy Hodges, and those newer men, 
As Stiles, Dike, Ditchfield, Millar, Crips, and 

Feu: 
That keep the war, though now 't be grown 

more tame, 

Alive yet in the noise, and still the same, 
And could, if our great men would let their sons 
Come to their schools, shew them the use of 

guns; 



428 UNDERWOODS. 

And there instruct the noble English heirs 

In politic and military affairs. 

But he that should persuade to have this done 

For education of our lordlings, soon 

Should he [not] hear of billow, wind, and 

storm 

From the tempestuous grandlings, who'll inform 
Us, in our bearing, that are thus and thus, 
Born, bred, allied ? what's he dare tutor us ? 
Are we by book-worms to be aw'd ? must we 
Live by their scale, that dare do nothing free? 
Why are we rich or great, except to show 
All license in our lives? what need we know 
More than to praise a dog, or horse ? or speak 
The hawking language ? or our day to break 
With citizens ? let clowns and tradesmen 

breed 

Their sons to study arts, the laws, the creed: 
We will believe like men of our own rank, 
In so much land a year, or such a bank, 
That turns us so much monies, at which rate 
Our ancestors imposed on prince and state. 
Let poor nobility be virtuous : we, 
Descended in a rope of titles, be 
From Guy, or Bevis, Arthur, or from whom 
The herald will : our blood is now become 
Past any need of virtue. Let them care, 
That in the cradle of their gentry are, 
To serve the state by councils and by arms : 
We neither love the troubles nor the harms. 
What love you then? your whore; what study ? 

gait, 
Carriage, and dressing. There is up of late 

The Academy, where the gallants meet 

What ! to make legs ? yes, and to smell most 

sweet : 



UNDERWOODS. 429 

All that they do at plays. O but first here 
They learn and study ; and then practise there 
But why are all these irons in the fire, 
Of several makings? Helps, helps, to attire 
His lordship; that is for his band, his hair 
This, and that box his beauty to repair; 
This other for his eye-brows: hence, away, 
I may no longer on these pictures stay, 
These carcases of honour ; tailors' blocks 
Cover'd with tissue, whose prosperity ir ocks 
The fate of things ; whilst tatter'd virtue holds 
Her broken arms up to their empty moulds ! 



LXIV. 

AN EPISTLE 
To MASTEE ARTHUR SQUIB. 

What I am not, and what I fain would be, 

Whilst I inform myself, I would teach thee, 

My gentle Arthur, that it might be said 

One lesson we have both learn'd, and well read. 

I neither am, nor art thou one of those 

That hearkens to a jack's pulse, when it goes; 

Nor ever trusted to that friendship yet, 

Was issue of the tavern or the spit: 

Much less a name would we bring up, or nurse, 

That could but claim a kindred from the purse. 

Those are poor ties depend on those false ends, 

'Tis virtue alone, or nothing, that knits friends. 

And as within your office 5 you do take 

No piece of money, but you know, or make 

* And as -within your office^ &c.] It appears that this gentle, 
man was one of the principal clerks in the Exchequer. I find 
sereral of his name, in succession, in the books of that office. 



430 UNDERWOODS. 

Inquiry of the worth ; so must we do, 
First weigh a friend, then touch and try him too : 
For there are many slips and counterfeits. 8 
Deceit is fruitful : Men have masks and nets ; 
But these with wearing will themselves unfold, 
They cannot last. No lie grew ever old. 
Turn him, and see his threads; look if he be 
Friend to himself that would be friend to thee. 
For that is first required, a man be his own : 
But he that's too much that, is friend of none. 
Then rest, and a friend's value understand, 
It is a richer purchase than of land. 

LXV. 

AN EPIGRAM 

ON SIR EDWARD COKE,? 
WHEN HE WAS LOBD CHIEF JUSTICE OF ENGLAND. 

He that should search all glories of the gown, 
And steps of all raised servants of the crown, 

For there are many slips and counterfeits.] For these terras, 
see vol. vi. p. 77. 

7 An epigram on sir Edward Coke.] Addressed to him, pro- 
bably when he was created lord chief justice, in the year 160C. 

WHAL. 

Whalley assigns too early a date to this Epigram : Coke 
was, as be says, created lord chief justice in 1606 ; but it 
was of the Common pleas : he did not take the style of lord 
chief justice of England^ till he was advanced to the King's- 
bench in 1613, when he was in his sixty-fifth year. Jonson 
follows the style of sir Edward in giving him this title, which 
he appears to have affected, and which James objected to his 
assuming " He calls himself in his books," the king says, "lord 
chief justice of England," whereas he can challenge no more 
but lord chief justice of the King's-bench." 

This great lawyer did not bear his faculties meekly. His proud 



UNDERWOODS. 431 

He could not find than thee, of all that store, 
Whom fortune aided less, or virtue more. 
Such, Coke, were thy beginnings, when thy good 
In others evil best was understood : 
When, being the stranger's help, the poor man's 

aid, 

Thy just defences made th* oppressor afraid. 
Such was thy process, when integrity, 
And skill in thee now grew authority, 
That clients strove in question of the laws, 
More for thy patronage, than for their cause, 
And that thy strong and manly eloquence 
Stood up thy nation's fame, her crown's defence; 
And now such is thy stand, while thou dost deal 
Desired justice to the public weal, 
Like Solon's self, explat'st the knotty laws 
With endless labours,* whilst thy learning draws 

and overbearing spirit involved him in various prosecutions ; 
his office was taken from him in 1616, and the residue of his 
life was spent in a strange and rapid alternation of favour and 
disgrace, of turbulence and submission. He died in 1634 at the 
age of eighty-six : had it been his good fortune to follow 
his royal mistress to the grave, he would have come down 
to us not only as one of the most eminent lawyers this country 
ever produced, but as one of the most dignified and respectable 
characters of his age. 

As a composition, this Epigram boasts considerable merit. It 
is vigorous and manly ; has truth for its basis, and characterises 
both the author and his works with discrimination and judgment. 
I suppose it to be written in 1613. 

Like Solon's self, explat'st the knotty laws, 

With endless labour, &c.] I never yet met with the word 
explafst) but do not take upon me to pronounce it a corruption. 
When I consider the license which Jonson sometimes allowed 
himself of coining an expressive word; I am tempted to think 
this proceeded from the same poetic mint. WHAL. 

Whalley is wrong. Jonson sometimes uses a Latin word, but 
then he prints it in a different character : his latinisms are 
those of his contemporaries. All our old writers use pleat, 
plight, for wreath, curl, fold, &c. from plico; expleat is as 



432 UNDERWOODS. 

No less of praise, than readers, in all kinds 
Of worthiest knowledge, that can take men's 

minds. 

Such is thy all, that, as I sung before, 
None Fortune aided less, or virtue more. 
Or if chance must to each man that doth rise, 
Needs lend an aid, to thine she had her eyes. 



LXVI. 

AN EPISTLE, 

ANSWERING TO ONE THAT ASKED TO BE SEALED OF 
THE TRIBE OF BEN. 1 

Men that are safe and sure in all they do, 
Care not what trials they are put unto : 

correctly formed from explico, to open, smooth, display, &c. 
Expiation, a kindred word, is in Cole, and displeat and unpleat 
are sufficiently common in our old poets. Explica frontem is 
rendered by Jo. Davies, in his eclogue, 1620, " Unpleat thy 
brow." 

9 An Epistle, &c.] This appears from internal evidence, to 
have been written not long before the death of James. It was 
the practice of the older poets, upon request, to adopt young men 
of talents in whose reputation, or success in life, by a species 
of patronage or filiation, they became warmly interested. Jon- 
son had many sons of this kind, and to an aspirant for the 
honour of becoming such (probably, to Randolph or Cleveland) 
he addresses the above Epistle. The number of his adopted 
progeny is alluded to in the foolish expression of one " that 
asked," &c. 

There is a spirit and vigour in this Epistle which do the poet 
great credit. The sentiments are manly, and some of them 
drawn from the higher philosophy. It wants the smoothness 
and the artificial rhythm of these times ; but what poem of 
equal length, of these times, possesses such depth of thought 
and force of expression ? 



UNDERWOODS. 433 

They meet the fire, the test, as martyrs would, 
And though opinion stamp them not, are gold. 
I could say more of such, but that I fly 
To speak myself out too ambitiously, 
And shewing so weak an act to vulgar eyes, 
Put conscience and my right to compromise. 
Let those that merely talk, and never think, 
That live in the wild anarchy of drink, 
Subject to quarrel only ; or else such 
As make it their proficiency, how much 
They've glutted in, and letcher'd out that week, 
That never yet did friend or friendship seek, 
But for a sealing :* let these men protest. 
Or th* other on their borders, that will jest 
On all souls that are absent ; even the dead, 
Like flies or worms, which man's corrupt parts 

fed: 

That to speak well, think it above all sin, 
Of any company but that they are in, 
Call'd every night to supper in these fits, 
And are received for the Covey of Wits ; 
That censure all the town, and all the affairs, 
And know whose ignorance is more than theirs : 
Let these men have their ways, and take their 

times 

To vent their libels, and to issue rhymes, 
I have no portion in them, nor their deal 
Of news they get, to strew out the long meal; 2 
I study other friendships, and more one, 
Than these can ever be, or else wish none. 

1 But for a sealing.] i. e. becoming sureties for them, joining 
them in their bonds. 

* nor their deal 

Of news they get, to strew out the long meal.] This is the 
town's honest man, described with such scorn and indignation in 
a former page. See Epig. cxr. 

VOL. VIII. F f 



434 UNDERWOODS. 

What is't to me, whether the French design 
Be, or be not, to get the Valteline ? 
Or the States' ships sent forth he like to meet 
Some hopes of Spain in their West Indian fleet? 
Whether the dispensation yet be sent, 
Or that the match from Spain was ever meant ? 
I wish all well, and pray high heaven conspire 
My prince's safety, and my king's desire ; 
But if for honour we must draw the sword, 
And force back that which will not be restor'd, 
I have a body yet that spirit draws, 
To live, or fall a carcase, in the cause. 
So far without enquiry what the States, 
Brunsfield, and Mansfield, do this year, my fates 
Shall carry me at call ; and I'll be well, 
Though I do neither hear these news, nor tell 
Of Spain or France; or were not prick'd down 

one, 

Of the late mystery of reception ; 
Although my fame to his not under-hears, 
That guides the motions, and directs the bears. 
But that's a blow, by which in time I may 
Lose all my credit with my Christmas clay, 
And animated porcelaine of the court; 
Ay, and for this neglect, the coarser sort 
Of earthen jars there, may molest me too : 
Well, with mine own frail pitcher, what to do 
I have decreed ; keep it from waves and press, 
Lest it be justled, crack'd, made nought, or less. 
Live to that point I will, for which I am man, 
And dwell as in my centre, as I can, 
Still looking to, and ever loving heaven; 
With reverence using all the gifts thence given : 
'Mongst which, if I have any friendships sent, 
Such as are square, well-tagg'd, and permanent, 
Not built with canvas, paper, and false lights, 
As are the fflorious scenes at the ^reat sights: 

c? c? ^j 



UNDERWOODS. 435 

And that there be no fevety heats nor colds, 
Oily expansions, or shrunk dirty folds, 
But all so clear, and led hy reason's flame, 
As but to stumble in her sight were shame ; 
These I will honour, love, embrace, and serve, 
And free it from all question to preserve. 
So short you read my character, and theirs 
I would call mine, to which not many stairs 
Are ask'd to climb. First give me faith, who 

know 

Myself a little ; I will take you so, 
As you have writ yourself : now stand, and then, 
Sir, you are Sealed of the Tribe of BEN. 

LXVII. 

THE DEDICATION OF THE KING*S NEW CELLAR 

TO BACCHUS. 
Accessit fervor capiti, numcrusque lucernis. 

Since, BACCHUS, thou art father 
Of wines, to thee the rather 
We dedicate this Cellar, 
Where no\v thou art made dweller, 
And seal thee thy commission : 
But 'tis with a condition, 
That thou remain here taster 
Of all to the great master; 
And look unto their faces, 
Their qualities and races, 
That both their odour take him, 
And relish merry make him. 

For, Bacchus, thou art freer 
Of cares, and overseer 
Of feast and merry meeting, 
And still begin'st the greeting : 
Ff2 



436 UNDERWOODS. 

See then thou dost attend him, 
Lyseus, and defend him, 
By all the arts of gladness, 
From any thought like sadness. 
So may'st thou still be younger 
Than Phoebus, and much stronger, 
To give mankind their eases, 
And cure the world's diseases ! 

So may the Muses follow 
Thee still, and leave Apollo, 
And think thy stream more quicker 
Than Hippocrene's liquor: 
And thou make many a poet, 
Before his brain do know it ! 
So may there never quarrel 
Have issue from the barrel, 
But Venus and the Graces 
Pursue thee in all places, 
And not a song be other 
Than Cupid and his mother! 

That when king James above here 
Shall feast it, thou may'st love there 
The causes and the guests too, 
And have thy tales and jests too, 
Thy circuits and thy rounds free, 
As shall the feast's fair grounds be. 
Be it he holds communion 
In great St. George's union ; 
Or gratulates the passage 
Of some well wrought embassage, 
Whereby he may knit sure up 
The wished peace of Europe : 
Or else a health advances, 
To put his court in dances, 
And set us all on .skipping, 
When with his royal shipping, 



UNDERWOODS. 437 

The narrow seas are shady, 

And Charles brings home the lady. 1 

LXVIII. 
AN EPIGRAM 

ON THE COURT PUCELLE. 

Does the Court Pucelle then so censure me, 
And thinks I dare not her ? let the world see. 
What though her chamber be the very pit, 
Where fight the prime cocks of the game, for wit ; 
And that as any are struck, her breath creates 
New in their stead, out of the candidates ! 
What though with tribade lust she force a muse, 
And in an epicoene fury can write news 
Equal with that which for the best news goes, 
As airy, light, and as like wit as those ! 
What though she talk, and can at once with them 
Make state, religion, bawdry, all a theme ; 
And as lip-thirsty, in each word's expense, 
Doth labour with the phrase more than the sense ! 
What though she ride two mile on holydays 
To church, as others do to feasts and plays, 
To shew their tires, to view, and to be view'd ! 
What though she be with velvet gowns endued, 
And spangled petticoats brought forth to th* eye, 
As new rewards of her old secrecy ! 

3 And Charles brings home the lady.] This was written when 
the match with the Infanta of Spain was in agitation, and the 
prince was at the Spanish court. WHAL. 

This cellar was built by Inigo Jones. The circumstance is 
worth mentioning, as it serres to corroborate what has been 
more than once asserted, that till the period of the appearance 
ojf Chlundia, no breach of friendship had talten place between 
him and our author. 



438 UNDERWOODS, 

What though she hath won on trust, as many do, 
And that her truster fears her ! must I too ? 
I never stood for any place : my wit 
Thinks itself nought, though she should value it. 
I am no statesman, and much less divine ; 
For hawd'ry, 'tis her language, and not mine. 
Farthest I am from the idolatry 
To stuffs and laces ; those my man can buy. 
And trust her I would least, that hath forswore 
In contract twice ; what can she perjure more ? 
Indeed her dressing some man might delight, 
Her face there's none can like by candle-light : 
Not he, that should the body have, for case 
To his poor instrument, now out of grace. 
Shall I advise thee, Pucelle? steal away 
From court, while yet thy fame hath some small 

day ; 

The wits will leave you if they once perceive 
You cling to lords ; and lords, if them you leave 
Forsermoneers : of which now one, now other, 
They say you weekly invite with fits o' th' mother, 
And practise for a miracle ; take heed, 
This age will lend no faith to Darrel's deed ; 4 

* This age will lend no faith to Barrel's deed.] Many im- 
postures of possession by evil spirits were practised about this 
time by Roman Catholics to delude and make converts of the 
vulgar. The boy of Bilson is a famous instance. Several others, 
amongst whom is this of Darrel, are mentioned in the Devil in 
an Ass. Darrel was the author of a book printed in 4to. 1600, 
intituled, A true narration of the strange and grievous vexation by 
the devil, of seven persons in Lancashire, and William Sommers of 
Nottingham : as perhaps he was equally concerned in carrying 
on the imposture. This book was answered by Dr. Harsnet, 
afterwards archbishop of York, in a piece intituled, A discovery 
of the fraudulent practices of John Darrel minister. WHAL. 

See the Devil is an Ass, for a fuller account of these im- 
postures. The last couplet of this poem has a singular bearing 
on the juggle of Joanna Seuthcote. 



UNDERWOODS. 439 

Or if it would, the court is the worst place, 
Both for the mothers, and the babes of grace ; 
For there the wicked in the chair of scorn, 
Will calPt a bastard, when a prophet's born. 



LXIX. 
AN EPIGRAM, 

TO THE HONOURED 
COUNTESS OF * * *. 

The wisdom, madam, of your private life, 

Wherewith this while you live a widow'd wife, 

And the right ways you take unto the right, 

To conquer rumour, and triumph on spite ; 

Not only shunning by your act to do 

Aught that is ill, but the suspicion too, 

Is of so brave example, as he were 

No friend to virtue, could be silent here ; 

The rather when the vices of the time 

Are grown so fruitful, and false pleasures climb, 

By all oblique degrees, that killing height 

From whence they fall, cast down with their own 

weight. 

And though all praise bring nothing toyour name, 
Who (herein studying conscience, and not fame) 
Are in yourself rewarded ; yet 'twill be 
A cheerful work to all good eyes, to see 
Among the daily ruins that fall foul 
Of state, of fame, of body, and of soul, 
So great a virtue stand upright to view, 
As makes Penelope's old fable true, 
Whilst your Ulysses hath ta'en leave to go. 
Countries and climes, manners and men to know. 



440 UNDERWOODS. 

Only your time you better entertain, 

Than the great Homer's wit for her could feign ; 

For you admit no company but good, 

And when you want those friends, or near in 

blood, 

Or your allies, you make your books your friends, 
And study them unto the noblest ends, 
Searching for knowledge, and to keep your mind 
The same it was inspired, rich and refined. 

These graces, when the rest of ladies view, 
Not boasted in your life, but practis'd true, 
As they are hard for them to make their own, 
So are they profitable to be known : 
For when they find so many met in one, 
It Avill be shame for them, if they have none.* 

LXX. 

ON LORD BACON'S BIRTH-DAY. 

Hail, happy GENIUS of this ancient pile I 
How comes it all things so about thee smile ? 

5 This is an excellent little poem. There seems to hare been 
no occasion for suppressing the lady's name. It would not be 
difficult to suggest a person whom the lines would lit ; but the 
safer way, perhaps, is to follow the poet's executors. 

* Hail, happy genius of this ancient pile ! 

How comes it all things so about thee smile?] When lord 
Bacon was high chancellor of England, he procured from the 
king York-house for the place of his residence, for which he 
seems to have had an aifection, as being the place of his birth, 
and where his father had lived all the time he possessed the 
high office of lord keeper of the great seal. Here, in the be. 
ginning of the year 1620, he kept his birth-day with great 
splendor and magnificence, which gave occasion to the compli- 
ment expressed in the short poem above. The verse indeed, 
like most of Jonson's, is somewhat harsh, but there is much 
good sense, and a vein of poetry to recommend it to our notice. 



UNDERWOODS. 441 

The fire, the wine, the men ! and in the midst 
Thou stand'st as if some mystery thou didst ! 
Pardon, I read it in thy face, the day 
For whose returns, and many, all these pray ; 
And so do I. This is the sixtieth year, 
Since BACON, and thy lord was born, and here; 
Son to the grave wise Keeper of the Seal, 
Fame and foundation of the English weal. 
What then his father was, that since is he, 
Now with a title more to the degree; 
England's high Chancellor : the destin'd heir, 
In his soft cradle, to his father's chair : 

The reader will observe the poem implies a very beautiful 
fiction ; the poet starting, as it were, on his entering York-house, 
at the sight of the Genius of the place performing some mystery, 
which he discovers from the gaiety of his look, and takes oc- 
casion from thence to form the congratulatory compliment. 

WHAL. 

Nothing is more remarkable in Jonson's character thau the 
steadiness of his friendship. It is for this reason (for I can dis- 
cover no other,) that Steevensand Malone insist particularly on 
thejicklencss of his attachments! When Jonson wrote this poeaa, 
lord Bacon was in the full tide of prosperity ; the year after, 
misfortune overtook him ; and he continued in poverty, neglect, 
and disgrace till his death, which took place in 1627. Yet the 
poet did not change his language ; nor allow himself to be 
checked by the unpopularity of the Ex-chancellor's name, or 
the dread of displeasing his sovereign and patron, from bearing 
that generous testimony to his talents and virtues which is in- 
serted in his Discoveries, and which concludes with these words. 
" My conceit of lord Verulam's person was never increased by 
his place or honour : but I have, and do reverence him for the 
greatness that was only proper to himself, in that he seemed to 
me ever by his work one of the greatest men, and most worthy 
of admiration, that had been in many ages. In his adversity I 
ever prayed that God would give him strength, for greatness he 
could not want. Neither could I condole, in a word or syllable 
for him ; as knowing no accident could do harm to virtue ; but 
rather help to make it manifest." This, with the commentators' 
leave, is a very pretty specimen of ** old Ben's flattery of kings," 
aud " hatred of all merit but his own !" 



442 UNDERWOODS. 

Whose even thread the fates spin round and full, 
Out of their choicest and their whitest wool. 
Tis a brave cause of joy, let it be known, 
For 'twere a narrow gladness, kept thine own. 
Give me a deep-crown'd bowl, that I may sing, 
In raising him, the wisdom of my king. 



LXXI. 
THE POET TO THE PAINTER/ 

AN ANSWER. 

Why, though I seem of a prodigious waist, 
I am not so voluminous and vast, 
But there are lines, wherewith I might be' em- 
brac'd. 

7 The Poet to the Painter,} This is an " answer," as Jonson 
calls it, to the following miserable attempt at Terse, by sir 
William Burlase: 

THE PAINTER TO THE POET. 

To paint thy worth, if rightly I did know if, 
And were but painter half like thee, a poet ; 
BEN, I would shew it : 

But in this skill my unskilful pen will tire, 
Thou, and thy worth will still be found far higher ; 
And I a liar. 

Then, what a painter's here ? or what an eater 
Of great attempts ! when as his skill's no greater, 
And he a cheater ? 

Then, what a poet's here ! whom, by confession 
Of all with me, to paint without digression 

There's no expression. 

I cannot be confident that I understand this : It would seem 



UNDERWOODS . 443 

'Tis true, as my womb swells, so my back stoops, 
And the whole lump grows round, deform'd, and 

droops ; 
But yet the Tun at Heidelberg had hoops. 

You were not tied by any painter's law 
To square my circle, I confess, but draw 
My superficies : that was all you saw. 

Which if in compass of no art it came 

To be described by a monogram, 

With one great blot you had form'd me as lam. 

But whilst you curious were to have it be 
An archetype, for all the world to see, 
You made it a brave piece, but not like me. 

O, had I now your manner, mastery, might, 
Your power of handling, shadow, air, and spright, 
How I would draw, and take hold and delight! 

But you are he can paint, I can but write: 
A poet hath no more but black and white, 
Ne knows he flattering colours, or false light. 

Yet when of friendship I would draw the face, 
A letter'd mind, and a large heart would place 
To all posterity; I will write BURLASE. 

as if sir W. Burlase had made a drawing or a painting of the 
poet, to which this doggrel served as an accompaniment. 

There is an Edmund Burlase who has a copy of yerses on the 
death of sir Horace Vere, (1642,) but whether related to this 
sir William, I cannot tell. If he was his son, the family vein of 
poetry had much improved, for he writes well. 



444 UNDERWOODS. 

LXXII, 
AN EPIGRAM 

TO 

WILLIAM EARL OF NEWCASTLE.' 

When first, my lord, I saw you back your horse, 
Provoke his mettle, and command his force 
To all the uses of the field and race, 
Methought I read the ancient art of Thrace, 

* Of this distinguished nobleman, the pride and ornament of 
the British Peerage, a most interesting account is given by lord 
Clarendon, with whom he stood deservedly high. " Nobody 
but lord Orford, (says sir E. Bridges,) who could decry sir 
Philip Sidney," (and lord Falkland,) " would have traduced a 
man possessed of so many qualities to engage the esteem of 
mankind as the duke of Newcastle : but lord Orford had a 
tendency to depreciate the loyalists.'' He had a tendency to 
depreciate whatever was great and good. Dead to every gene- 
rous feeling, selfish, greedy, and sneakingly ostentatious, Wai- 
pole, in the midst of a baby-house, surrounded with a collection 
of childish trumpery, had the audacity to speak in this manner 
of a man, who, after strenuously fulfilling every daty of life, as 
a patriot, a soldier, and a statist, retired to his paternal seat, 
where he lived in the practice of a magnificent hospitality, the 
friend of genius, the liberal patron of worth, employing the 
close of an active and honourable life in innocent and elegant 
pursuits which might benefit many, and could injure none. 

" What a picture of foolish nobility was this stately poetic 
couple, (the duke and duchess) retired to their own little 
domain" (it was at least as extensive as Strawberry- hill) " and 
intoxicating one another with circumstantial flattery on what 
was of consequence to no mortal but themselves." Surely the demon 
of Vengeance must have been at Walpole's elbow, when he 
penned this sentence. Royal and Noble Authors. 



UNDERWOODS. 445 

And saw a centaur,' past those tales of Greece, 
So seem'd your horse and you both of a piece ! 
You shew'd like Perseus upon Pegasus, 
Or Castor mounted on his Cyllarus ; 
Or what we hear our home-born legend tell, 
Of bold sir Bevis, and his Arundel; 
Nay, so your seat his beauties did endorse, 
As I began to wish myself a horse : * 
And surely, had I but your stable seen 
Before, I think my wish absolv'd had been. 
For never saw I yet the Muses dwell, 
Nor any of their household, half so well. 
So well ! as when I saw the floor and room, 
I look'd for Hercules to be the groom ; 
And cried, Away with the Csesarian bread ! 
At these immortal mangers Virgil fed. 2 

Methougkt I read the ancient art of Thrace, 

And saw a centaur, &c.] The earl of Newcastle was the 
most accomplished horseman of his time : his celebrated work 
on the method of managing horses, of which a magnificent edi- 
tion in folio appeared some years ago, was not published during 
the poet's life. 

1 As I began to wish myself a horse.~\ This is probably an al- 
lusion to the yery pretty incident with which sir Philip Sidney 
so aptly opens his Defence of Poesy. Pietro Pugliana, he says, 
discoursed with such fertileness and spirit on the various merits 
of the animal, u that if I had not been a piece of a logician 
before I came to him, I think he would have persuaded me to 
have wished inyselj a horse." 

* Away with the Caesarian bread ! 

At these immortal mangers Virgil fed.] Alluding to that 
circumstance in the life of Virgil, of his being employed in the 
stables of Augustus, and baring his customary allowance of 
bread doubled, for the judgment he gave of a colt the emperor 
had just bought. WHAL. 



446 UNDERWOODS. 

LXXIII. 

EPISTLE 
TO MASTER ARTHUR SQUIB. 

I am to dine, friend, where I must be weigh'd 

For a just wager, and that wager paid 

If I do lose it ; and, without a tale, 

A merchant's wife is regent of the scale. 

Who when she heard the match, concluded 

straight, 

An ill commodity ! it must make good weight.* 
So that, upon the point, my corporal fear 
Is, she will play dame justice too severe ; 
And hold me to it close ; to stand upright 
Within the balance, and not want a mite ; 
But rather with advantage to be found 
Full twenty stone, of which I lack two pound ; 
That's six in silver : 4 now within the socket 
Stinketh my credit, if, into the pocket 
It do not come : one piece I have in store, 
Lend me, dear ARTHUR, for a week, five more, 

3 An ill commodity, &c.] The lady alludes, I presume, to the 
decisive depression of the scale, exacted in the weighing of coarse 
merchandize. 

* But, rather with advantage to be found 

Full twenty stone; of which I lack two pound : 
That's six in silver ,] The wager, it seems, was that the poet 
weighed full twenty stone, but he found that he wanted two 
pounds of that weight. This he artfully turns to a reason for 
borrowing five pounds in money of his friend Mr. Squib, which 
added to the pound he had of his own, would make up the de- 
ficiency in his weight. Six pounds in silver, he says, will weigh 
two pounds in weight : it may be so ; we will take his word. 

WHAL. 

I doubt whether we understand the nature of this wager, 
which was probably a mere jest. If the sense be as Whalley 
states it, there is as little of art as of honesty in it. 



UNDERWOODS. 447 

And you shall make me good in weight and fashion, 
And then to be returned ; or protestation 

To go out after: till when take this letter 

For your security. I can no better. 

LXXIV. 

To 
MASTER JOHN BURGES.* 

Would God, my BURGES, I could think 
Thoughts worthy of thy gift, this ink, 
Then would I promise here to give 
Verse that should thee and me outlive. 
But since the wine hath steep'd my brain, 
I only can the paper stain ; 

* To Master John Surges.] Burges was probably the deputy 
paymaster of the household. He had made Jonson a present of 
some ink, and this little production, which wants neither spirit 
nor a proper self-confidence, inclosed, perhaps, the return for 
it. Master Burges might have sent the wine at the same time. 

Jonson, who lived much about the court while his health 
permitted him to come abroad, seems to have made friends of 
most of those who held official situations there, and to have 
been supplied with stationary, and, perhaps, many other petty 
articles. The following is transcribed from the blank leaf of a 
volume of miscellaneous poetry, formerly in the possession of 
Dr. John Hoadley, son of the bishop of Winchester. He has 
written over it, " A Relique of Ben Jonson." 

To my worthy and deserving Brother 

M r . Alexander Glover, 
as the Token of my Love, 
And the perpetuating of our Friendship, 
I send this small, but hearty Testimony ; 
And with Charge, that it remayne w lh Him, 
Till I at much expense of time and taper, 
With 'Chequer-Ink, upon his gift, my paper, 
Shall pour forth many a line, drop many a letter 
To make these good, and what comes after, better. 

BEN JONSON. 



448 UNDERWOODS. 

Yet with a dye that fears no moth, 
But scarlet-like, out-lasts the cloth. 



LXXV. 
EPISTLE 

TO MY LADY CoVELL. 

You won not verses, madam, you won me, 

When you would play so nobly, and so free, 

A hook to a few lines ! but it was fit 

You won them too, your odds did merit it. 

So have you gain'd a Servant and a Muse : 

The first of which I fear you will refuse, 

And you may justly ; being a tardy, cold, 

Unprofitable chattel, fat and old, 

Laden with belly, and doth hardly approach 

His friends, but to break chairs, or crack a coach. 

His weight is twenty stone within two pound ; 

And that's made up, as doth the purse abound.' 

Marry, the Muse is one can tread the air, 

And stroke the water, nimble, chaste and fair ; 

Sleep in a virgin's bosom without fear, 

Run all the rounds in a soft lady's ear, 

Widow or wife, without the jealousy 

Of either suitor, or a servant by. 

Such, if her manners like you, I do send : 

And can for other graces her commend, 

To make you merry on the dressing-stool 

A mornings, and at afternoons to fool 

Away ill company, and help in rhyme 

Your Joan to pass her melancholy time. 

6 And that's made up, dec.] Is this too a hint ? If so, it must 
hare sorely puzzled the lady, unless she had previously seen the 
Epistle to master Squib. 



UNDERWOODS. 449 

By this, although you fancy not the man, 
Accept his muse ; and tell, I know you can, 
How many verses, madam, are your due ! 
I can lose none in tendering these to you. 
I gain in having leave to keep my day, 
And should grow rich, had I much more to pay. 

LXXVI. 

To MASTER JOHN BURGES. 

Father JOHN BURGES, 
Necessity urges 
My woeful cry 
To sir Robert Pie : T 
And that he will venture 
To send my debenture. 
Tell him his Ben 
Knew the time, when 
He loved the Muses ; 
Though now he refuses, 
To take apprehension 
Of a year's pension, 
And more is behind : 
Put him in mind 
Christmas is near ; 
And neither good cheer, 

7 My woeful cry 

To sir Robert Pie.] Sir Robert Pie was appointed to the 
Exchequer about 1618, upon the resignation of sir John Ring- 
ley, who was implicated in a charge of peculation with the lord 
treasurer, the earl of Suffolk. Sir Robert was a retainer of 
Buckingham's, to whose interest he owed his promotion. Hs 
was the ancestor of the late laureat, under whose hands the 
family estate vanished. Mr. Pye had probably raised his woeful 
cry to the treasurer of the day as loudly as Jonson, for he wa$ 
equally clamorous and necessitous. Such are the mutations of 
time! 

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450 UNDERWOODS. 

Mirth, fooling, nor wit, 

Nor any least fit 

Of gambol or sport 

Will come at the court ; 

If there be no money, 

No plover or coney 

Will come to the table, 

Or wine to enable 

The muse, or the poet, 

The parish will know it. 

Nor any quick warming-pan help him to bed ; 
If the 'Chequer be empty, so will be his head. 

LXXVII. 
EPIGRAM 

TO MY BOOKSELLER. 

Thou, friend, wilt hear all censures ; unto thee 
All mouths are open, and all stomachs free : 
Be thou my book's intelligencer, note 
What each man says of it, and of what coat 
His judgment is ; if he be wise, and praise, 
Thank him ; if other, he can give no bays. 
If his wit reach no higher, but to spring 
Thy wife a fit of laughter ; a cramp-ring 
Will be reward enough ; to wear like those, 
That hang their richest jewels in their nose: 
Like a rung bear or swine ; grunting out wit 

As if that part lay for a * most fit ! 

If they go on, and that thou lov'st a-life 
Their perfumed judgments, let them kiss thy 
wife. 

* A word has been dropt in the folio, and I cannot re-in- 
state it. 



UNDERWOODS. 451 

LXXVIII. 

AN EPITAPH 

ON HENRY LORD LA-WARE.* 

If, Passenger, thou canst but read, 

Stay, drop a tear for him that's dead : 

HENRY, the brave young lord LA-WARE, 

Minerva's and the Muses care ! 

What could their care do 'gainst the spite 

Of a disease, that lov'd no light 

Of honour, nor no air of good ; 

But crept like darkness through his blood, 

Offended with the dazzling flame 

Of virtue, got above his name? 

No noble furniture of parts, 

No love of action and high arts ; 

No aim at glory, or in war, 

Ambition to become a star, 

Could stop the malice of this ill, 

That spread his body o'er to kill : 

And only his great soul envied, 

Because it durst have noblier died. 

* The son of Thomas, lord De-la-ware, the first settler of the 
colony of Virginia, of which he was appointed captain-general 
by James I, in 1609. Henry succeeded him as fourth lord 
De-la-ware, in 1C 18, and died in 1628, the date of this Epitaph, 
at the early age of 25. He was a young man of great promise. 



452 UNDERWOODS. 

LXXIX. 

AN EPIGRAM 1 
To THE LORD-KEEPER. 

That you have seen the pride, beheld the sport, 
And all the games of fortune, play'd at Court, 
View'd there the market, read the wretched rate, 
At which there are would sell the prince and state : 
That scarce you hear a public voice alive, 
But whisper'd counsels, and those only thrive; 
Yet are got off thence, with clear mind and hands 
To lift to heaven, who is't not understands 
Your happiness, and doth not speak you blest, 
To see you set apart thus from the rest, 
T'obtain of God what all the land should ask ? 
A nation's sin got pardon'd ! 'twere a task 
Fft for a bishop's knees ! O bow them oft, 
My lord, till felt grief make our stone hearts soft, 
And we do weep to water for our sin. 
He, that in such a flood as we are in, 
Of riot and consumption, knows the way, 
To teach the people how to fast and pray, 
And do their penance to avert the rod, 
He is the Man, and favourite, of God. 

3 This is not inscribed to any one in the folio ; but was evi- 
dently addressed to the lord- keeper Williams, bishop of Lin. 
coin. It "was probably written in 1625, when the chancellorship 
was transferred from him to sir Thomas Coventry. 



UNDERWOODS. 453 

LXXX. 

AN EPIGRAM 
TO KING CHARLES, 

FOR AN HUNDRED POUNDS HE SENT ME IN 
MY SICKNESS. 

MDCXXIX. 4 

Great CHARLES, among the holy gifts of grace, 

Annexed to thy person and thy place, 

'Tis not enough (thy piety is such) 

To cure the call'd king's-evil with thy touch ; 

+ Jonson has given the date of this Epigram, 1629. In that 
wretched tissue of ignorance and malice called in Gibber's Col. 
lection, " the Life of Ben Jonson," it is stated that " in the 
year 1629, Ben fell sick, and was then poor, and lodged in an 
obscure alley ; his Majesty was supplicated in his fa?our, who 
sent him ten guineas. When the messenger delivered the sum, 
Ben took it in his hand, and said, ' His Majesty has sent me 
ten guineas because I am poor and live in an alley ; go and tell 
him that his soul lives in an alley," Vol. i. p. 238. Here is a fair 
specimen of the injustice with which the character of Jonson is 
universally treated. The writer of his u Life" had before him 
not only the poet's own acknowledgment that the sum sent to 
him by the king was one hundred pounds, but three poems in 
succession full of gratitude, thankfulness, and respectful duty, 
all written at the very period selected by his enemies for charg- 
ing him with a rude and ungrateful message to his benefactor. 

This fabrication was too valuable to be neglected ; it has 
therefore been disseminated in a variety of forms by most of the 
Shakspeare commentators. Mr. Malone indeed, rejects the 
falsehood, as well he might : he goes farther, and " wonders," 
why Smollet should insert this contemptible lie in his " History 
of England," and above all," where he found it." Mr. Malone's 
surprize is gratuitous. He could not be ignorant of Gibber's 
publication, for he has borrowed from it ; and he must have 
been equally aware that it was the polluted source from which 
Smollet, who was probably acquainted with the writer, (Shiels, 
A Scotchman) derived his ridiculous anecdote. Smollet knew 



454 UNDERWOODS. 

But thou wilt yet a kinglier mastery try, 
To cure the poet's -evil, poverty : 
And in these cures dost so thyself enlarge, 
As thou dost cure our evil at thy charge. 
Nay. and in this, thou show'st to value more 
One poet, than of other folks ten score.* 
O piety, so to weigh the poors' estates ! 
O bounty, so to difference the rates ! 
What can the poet wish his king may do, 
But that he cure the people's evil too ? 



LXXXI. 

To KING CHARLES AND QUEEN MARV, 

FOR THE LOSS OF THEIR FIRST-BORN. 

AN EPIGRAM CONSOLATORY, 

MDCXXIX. 

Who dares deny, that all first-fruits are due 
To God, denies the Godhead to be true : 

less of Jonson than even Mr. Malone ; he knew enough how. 
ever of the public to be convinced that in calumniating him, he 
was on the right side. 

Is it too much to hope that this palpable perversion of a re- 
corded fact will be less current hereafter ? Or is the calumnia- 
tion of Jonson so indispensible to the interests of sound litera- 
ture, that a falsehood once charged upon him must immediately 
assume a sacred character, and in despite of shame, be promul- 
gated, as a duty, from book to book, and from age to age ? 

s i , to value more 

One poet, than of other folks ten score.] This alludes to the 
angf^ or ten shilling piece which was given to all who presented 
themselves to be touched for the king's-evil, and which un- 
doubtedly presents the true key both of the numerous appli- 
cations, and the cares. Ten-score angels make an hundred pounds. 



UNDERWOODS. 455 

Who doubts those fruits God can with gain 

restore, 

Doth by his doubt distrust his promise more. 
He can, he will, and with large interest, pay 
What, at his liking, he will take away. 
Then, royal Charles and Mary, do not grutch 
That the Almighty's will to you is such : 
But thank his greatness and his goodness too ; 
And think all still the best that he will do. 
That thought shall make, he will this loss supply 
With a long, large, and blest posterity : 
For God, whose essence is so infinite, 
Cannot but heap that grace he will requite. 

LXXXII. 
AN EPIGRAM 

To OUR GREAT AND GOOD KING CHARLES,* 
ON HIS ANNIVERSARY DAT, 

MDCXXIX. 

How happy were the subject if he knew, 
Most pious king, but his own good in you ! 

* To our great and good king Charles.] In taking leave of the 
Epigrams of this year, let me pluck one solitary sprig to adorn 
the head of this " good king," (who has been stripped of all his 
honours by the insatiable rancour of the heirs of the ancient 
puritanism,) from the garland woven for him by Dr. Burney. 

11 This prince, (Charles I.) however his judgment, or that of 
his counsellors, may have misled him in the more momentous 
concerns of government, appears to have been possessed of an 
invariable good taste in all the fine arts; a quality which, in 
less morose and fanatical times, would have endeared him to 
the most enlightened part of the nation : but now his patronage 
of poetry, painting, architecture, and music, was ranked among 



456 UNDERWOODS. 

How many times, Livelong. CHARLES! would 

he say, 

If he hut weigh'd the blessings of this day, 
And as it turns our joyful year about, 
For safety of such majesty cry out r 
Iml^ed, when had Great Britain greater cause 
1 han now, to love the sovereign and the laws; 
When you that reign are her example grown, 
And what are bounds to her, you make your own? 
When your assiduous practice doth secure 
That faith which she professeth to be pure ? 
When all your life's a precedent of days, 
And murmur cannot quarrel at your ways ? 
How is she barren grown of love, or broke, 
That nothing can her gratitude provoke ! 
O times ! O manners ! surfeit bred of ease, 
The truly epidemical disease ! 
'Tis not alone the merchant, but the clown, 
Is bankruptturn'd ; the cassock, cloke and gown, 
Are lost upon account, and none will know, 
How much to heaven for thee, great Charles, 

they owe ! 

the deadly sins, and his passion for the works of the best artists 
in the nation, profane, pagan, popish, idolatrous, dark, and 
damnable. As to the expenses of his government, for the levy, 
ing which he was driven to illegal and violent expedients, if 
compared with what has been since peaceably and cheerfully 
granted to his successors, his extravagance in supporting the 
public splendor and amusements of his court, will be found more 
moderate, and perhaps more innocent, than that of secret service 
in later times ; and however gloomy state-reformers may exe- 
crate this prince, it would be ungrateful, in professors of any 
of the fine arts, to lose all reverence for the patron of Ben 
Jonson, Vandyke, Inigo Jones, and Dr. Child." History of 
Musick) vol. iii. 

This Epigram is addressed, in the Newcastle MS. " To the 
great and good king Charles, by his Majesty's most humble 
and thankful servant, Ben Jonson." Another proof of the poet's 
" insolence and ingratitude" ! 



UNDERWOODS. 457 

LXXXIII. 
AN EPIGRAM 

ON THE PRINCE'S BIRTH, 
MDCXXX. 

And art thou born, brave babe ? blest be thy 

birtb, 
That so hath crown'd our hopes, our spring, and 

earth, 

The bed of the chaste Lily and the Rose ! 
What month than May was fitter to disclose 
This prince of flow'rs? Soon shoot thou up, and 

grow 

The same that thou art promised, but be sloxr, 
And long in changing. Let our nephews sec 
Thee quickly come the garden's eye to be, 
And still to stand so. Haste now, envious moon, 
And interpose thyself, 7 (care not how soon) 

7 Haste now) envious moon, 

And interpose thyself, &c.] The prince (Charles II.) was 
born this year, on the 29th of May, on which day there was 
an eclipse of the moon. This day was also memorable for the 
appearance of a star. " On the 29th of May (sir Richard 
Baker says) the queen was brought to bed of a son which was 
baptized at St. James's, on the 27th of June, and nauied Charles. 
It is observed that at his nativity, at London, was seen a star 
about noon-time : what it portended, good or ill, we leave to 
the astrologers." 

Bishop Corbet has a congratulatory poem, " To the new- 
borne prince, upon the opposition of a star and the following 
eclipse :" It abounds in all that extravagance of conceit, which 
characterises the poetry of his school. Of the moon, he says, 

" And was't this news that made pale Cynthia run 
In so great haste to intercept the sun!" 



458 UNDERWOODS. 

And threat the great eclipse ; two hours but run, 
Sol will re-shine: if not, CHARLES hath a son. 

Non displicuisse meretur 

Festinat Caesar qui placuisse tibi* 

LXXXIV. 

AN EPIGRAM 

TO THE QUEEN, 
THEN LYING IN, 

MDCXXX. 

Hail, Mary, full of grace ! it once was said, 

And by an angel, to the blessed'st maid, 

The Mother of our Lord : why may not I, 

Without profaneness, as a poet, cry, 

Hail, MARY, full of honours ! to my queen, 

The mother of our prince ? when was there seen, 

Except the joy that the first Mary brought, 

Whereby the safety of mankind was wrought, 

So general a gladness to an isle, 

To make the hearts of a whole nation smile, 

As in this prince ? let it be lawful, so 

To compare small with great, as still we owe 

Glory to God. Then, hail to Mary ! spring 

Of so much safety to the realm and king ! 

And he questions the infant very significantly, on the appearance 

of the star : 

u Was heaTen afraid to be out-done on earth 

When thou wertborn, great prince, that it brought forth 

Another light to help the aged sun, 

Lest by thy lustre he might be out-shone ? 

Or, were the obsequious stars so joy'd to view 

Thee, that they thought their countless eyes too few 

For such an object?" &c. 

* After this Epigram the 12mo edition, 1640, inserts two 



UNDERWOODS. 459 

LXXXV. 
AN ODE on SONG 

BY ALL THE MuSES, 

1 N CELEBRATION OF HER MAJESTY'S BIRTH-DAY. 
MDCXXX. 

1. Clio. Up, public joy, remember 

This sixteenth of November, 

Some brave uncommon way : 
And though the parish-steeple 
Be silent to the people 

Ring thou it holy-day. 

others on the same subject. The first, on the Birth of the Prwce, 
bears, perhaps, some remote resemblance of Jonsoif s style, at 
least as much of it as is here subjoined ; but the concluding 
part is of a different character, and could only have proceeded 
from some wretched imitator of Donne. The second piece called 
a Parallel of the Prince to the King, is utterly unworthy of no- 
tice. I cannot descend to vindicate the poet from either of them. 

ON THE BIRTH OF THE PRINCE. 

Another Phoenix, though the first is dead, 
A second's flown from his immortal bed, 
To make this our Arabia to be 
The nest of an eternal progeny. 
Choice nature fram'd the former, but to find, 
What error might be mended in mankind : 
Like some industrious workmen, which affect 
Their first endeavours only to correct : 
So this the building, that the model was, 
The type of all that now is come to pass : 
That but the shadow, this the substance is 
All that was but the prophecy of this : 
And when it did this after birth forerun, 
'Twas but the morning star unto this sifti : 
The dawning of this day, &c. 



460 UNDERWOODS. 

2 Mel. What though the thrifty Tower, 
And guns there spare to pour 

Their noises forth in thunder : 
As fearful to awake 
This city, or to shake 

Their guarded gates asunder ? 

3. Thai. Yet let our trumpets sound, 

And cleave both air and ground, 

With beating of our drums : 
Let every lyre be strung, 
Harp, lute, theorbo sprung, 
With touch of learned thumbs. 

4. Eut. That when the quire is full, 

The harmony may pull 

The angels from their spheres : 

And each intelligence 

May wish itself a sense, 
Whilst it the ditty hears. 

5. Terp. Behold the royal Mary, 

The daughter of great Harry ! 

And sister to just Lewis ! 
Comes in the pomp and glory 
Of all her brother's story, 

And of her father's prowess ! 9 

' Comes in the pomp and glory 
Of all her brother's story, 

And of her father's prowess."} So the folio : in the 4to. an 
12mo. 1640, the words brother and father stand in each others 
places. I think the present reading is most consonant to the 
truth of history. WHAL. 

As I hare carefully collated all the editions, and formed the 
text according to the best of my judgment, I do not think it 
necessary to encumber the page with a list of minute variations, 
most of which, probably, originated at the press. 



UNDERWOODS. 4(51 

6. Erat. She shows so far above 

The feigned queen of love, 

This sea girt isle upon : 
As here no Venus were ; 
But that she reigning here, 

Had put the ceston on ! 

7. Call. See, see our active king, 

Hath taken twice the ring, 1 

Upon his pointed lance : 
Whilst all the ravish'd rout 
Do mingle in a shout, 

Hey for the flower of France ! 

8. Ura. This day the court doth measure 

Her joy in state and pleasure ; 

And with a reverend fear, 
The revels and the play, 
Sum up this crowned day, 

Her two and twentieth year. 

9. Poly. Sweet, happy Mary, all 

The people her do call, 

And this the womb divine ! 
So fruitful, and so fair, 
Hath brought the land an heir, 
And Charles a Caroline ! 

1 See, see our active king, 

Hath taken twice the ring.'} This amusement generally made 
a part of the court entertainments in those active days. A ring 
of small diameter was suspended by a riband from a kind of tra- 
verse beam of which the horizontal beam moved on a swivel. At 
this the competitors rode, with their spear couched, at full speed. 
The object was to carry off the ring on the point of the spear, 
which was a matter of some nicety : the usual reward of the 
victor was an ornamented wreath from the lady of the day. 



462 UNDERWOODS. 

LXXXVI. 
AN EPIGRAM 

TO THE HOUSEHOLD, 
MDCXXX." 

What can the cause be, when the king hath given 
His poet sack, the Household will not pay? 

Are they so scanted in their store ? or driven 
For want of knowing the poet, to say him nay ? 

Well, they should know him, would the king 
but grant 

His poet leave to sing his Household true ; 
He'd frame such ditties of their store and want, 

Wouldmake thevcryGreen-cloth tolookblue: 

And rather wish in their expense of sack, 
So the allowance from the king to use, 

a It is said by the anonymous author of a little collection of 
" Poems, by Nobody must know whom," (and who nevertheless 
every body may know to be John Eliot) that this Epigram was 
thought too severe by the board of green-cloth, and that Ben 
therefore wrote a second, in a smoother style, and with better 
success. 

" You swore, dear Ben, you'd turn " the green-cloth blue" 
If your dry muse might not be bath'd in sack ; 
This with those fearless lords nothing prevailing, 
The scene you alter'd," &c. p. 26. 

This poor man, who seems to be a kind of counterpart of 
Fenner (vol. vii. p. 432.) affects to be familiar with Jonson, 
and styles himself his friend, a title to which he proves his claim 
somewhat after the manner of Jonson's other '* friend," Drum, 
mond of Hawthornden, by yelping at him. 



UNDERWOODS. 463 

As the old bard should no canary lack ; 

'Twere better spare a butt, than spill his muse. 
For in the genius of a poet's verse, 
The king's fame lives. Go now, deny his tierce ! * 



LXXXVII. 
AN EPIGRAM 

TO A FRIEND, AND SON. 

Son, and my friend, I had not call'd you so 
To me; or been the same to you, if show, 
Profit, or chance had made us : but I know, 
What, by that name, we each to other owe, 
Freedom and truth ; with love from those begot : 
Wise-crafts, on which the flatterer ventures not. 
His is more safe commodity or none: 
Nor dares he come in the comparison. 
But as the wretched painter, who so ill 
Painted a dog, that now his subtler skill 
Was, t' have a boy stand with a club, and fright 
All live dogs from the lane, and his shop's sight, 
Till he had sold his piece, drawn so unlike : 
So doth the flatterer with fair cunning strike 
At a friend's freedom, proves all circling means 
To keep him off; and howsoe'er he gleans 
Some of his forms, he lets him not come near 
Where he would fix, for the distinction's fear ; 
For as at distance few have faculty 
To judge; so all men coming near, can spy; 

3 Go woo?, deny his tierce.] Of wine ; part of his salary as 
poet laureat. WHAL. 

This was the second to which the poet was intitled. The 
Household quickly fell into arrears in those days. 



464 UNDERWOODS. 

Though now of flattery, as of picture, are 
More subtle works, and finer pieces far, 
Than knew the former ages ; yet to life 
All is but web and painting ; be the strife 
Never so great to get them : and the ends, 
Rather to boast rich hangings, than rare friends. 



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